END TO END BERNERS: The Official Bernie Sanders 2020 Crew thread

I'd give him the edge over Warren in FP, yeah, but his own history is fraught too. It's a draw. I tend to think presidents truly become awful as soon as they realize they can kill people.

Best wishes to @BernieSanders pic.twitter.com/nZ5eWvoNWn

— David Dayen (@ddayen) October 2, 2019

So he went to a capitalism hospital....interesting, https://t.co/IwjWcL8lXf

— normal and relaxed (@InternetHippo) October 2, 2019

Can't wait for concern trolling all the way from Denmark

a capitalism hospital

Can't wait for concern trolling all the way from Denmark

― xyzzzz__, Wednesday, October 2, 2019 8:01 AM (one minute ago) bookmarkflaglink

aren't you british

No

oh ok never mind then

xp that's an irony tweet right, I can't really tell anymore

yes

I am not British, that's a fact, just live among Britishes

been seeing a lot of variants of

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ BERNIE TAKE MY ARTERIES ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

— metal.going as a normal person for halloween.txt (@metaltxt) October 2, 2019

:(

Advertising Analytics, an ad tracking firm, confirmed to POLITICO that the Sanders campaign canceled the entirety of its recently scheduled ad buy in Iowa on broadcast television. The Sanders campaign had announced a $1.3 million ad buy on Monday in the state, and it was set to begin on Thursday.

i would be okay with bernie dropping out and putting his full weight behind warren, then coming on as secretary of treasury

the Iowa thing is ominous, OTOH ppl seem generally to recover from this procedure pretty quickly so :shrug:

i would ok with warren dropping out and writing recipes for pow wow chow full time.

Ad buy like that might come with terms allowing some rescheduling? I don't think they'd just let it go up in smoke. The Iowa caucus isn't until February.

i can totally see a path to Warren winning the election, which i assume means she would lose

jeez guys a man is DYING here

is he??

do not feed the Irishman

<3

Nat'l candidates w/ heart issues: Eisenhower won re-election after a serious heart attack. Cheney suffered his 4th heart attack just before becoming VP and serving for 8 years. Bush 41 was diagnosed w/ irregular heartbeat in office. Bill Bradley was sidelined in '99 for same.

— Steve Kornacki (@SteveKornacki) October 2, 2019

see, everything is fine

incumbent, vice-president, incumbent who lost, dem candidate that did not win primary

Shit, the media’s gonna have a fuckin field day with this one. I bet there’s confetti and champagne at the Politico offices today.

writing recipes for pow wow chow

they were not 78 when their shit happened. This worries the fuck out of me.

xp: Back in 2012, a cookbook title Pow Wow Chow surfaced with several recipes attributed to Warren that were plagiarized from other sources. A quick Google shows the only people really talking about it are bullshit right-wingers.

yikes

Yeah yikes, its really not a good luck for Warren. call me whatever you want though. but maybe don't come into the room saying drop out and support my candidate immediately after the news drops that Bernie is having health problems.

call me whatever you want though

you're the mythical bernie bro

Yeah yikes, its really not a good luck for Warren. call me whatever you want though. but maybe don't come into the room saying drop out and support my candidate immediately after the news drops that Bernie is having health problems.

― dsb, Wednesday, October 2, 2019

go fuck yourself

https://youtu.be/SLI3SU33tIc

Interesting that The Pow Wow Chow cookbook was edited by Warren's cousin

fwiw

I can not violate privacy laws but very good news coming out regarding @SenSanders health.#Bernie2020

Sorry haters.

More later.

— RoseAnn DeMoro (@RoseAnnDeMoro) October 2, 2019

But will it hurt his jump shot?

BERNIE STRONG LIKE BULL

Would be great if Keyes and DSB could post their Breitbart stuff elsewhere.

jesus why does EVERYTHING have to be so goddamn antagonistic with these people. "Sorry haters" give me a fucking break.

still breathing sorry not sorry

yeah
but

woohoo!

xp yeah why are bernie bros so antagonisti?, (I'm over here fucking myself.)

jesus why does EVERYTHING have to be so goddamn antagonistic with these people. "Sorry haters" give me a fucking break.

― Evans on Hammond (evol j), Wednesday, October 2, 2019 10:20 AM (one minute ago)

lol

dsb stop showing your ass

i wasn’t gonna say anything but evol j otm

who is dsb?

I would just like to announce to all the haters and losers that Bernie has had the biggest surgery, the best surgery and doctors say his heart could be pumping at full capacity until he's 120, even 130 years of age.

perhaps better posted to the secret conservative opinion thread but frankly bernie's age is my biggest knock against him. as far as public service goes, I would cop to being explicitly ageist and - for a myriad of reasons - support imposed retirement (with pension) at every level of government service at 75. tbh Warren's not much better in this regard.

bernie's age is my biggest knock against him

def in my top 5