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rosy gals

the real indie runs (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 7 February 2019 03:15 (five years ago) link

beefy boys

the real indie runs (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 7 February 2019 03:15 (five years ago) link

rotund rubies

the real indie runs (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 7 February 2019 03:17 (five years ago) link

bashful guy

the real indie runs (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 7 February 2019 03:17 (five years ago) link

cowboy's bandana

the real indie runs (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 7 February 2019 03:23 (five years ago) link

late-o 'mato

the real indie runs (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 7 February 2019 03:23 (five years ago) link

Ruthie's angel babes

the real indie runs (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 7 February 2019 03:26 (five years ago) link

grinch's hearts

the real indie runs (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 7 February 2019 03:28 (five years ago) link

vermillies

the real indie runs (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 7 February 2019 03:31 (five years ago) link

bite beggers

the real indie runs (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 7 February 2019 03:42 (five years ago) link

latebloomers

the real indie runs (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 7 February 2019 03:43 (five years ago) link

snack wagons

the real indie runs (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 7 February 2019 03:44 (five years ago) link

cheek o' the cherubs

the real indie runs (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 7 February 2019 03:45 (five years ago) link

ginger jolts

the real indie runs (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 7 February 2019 03:48 (five years ago) link

cool but rudes

the real indie runs (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 7 February 2019 03:52 (five years ago) link

why-they-yellows

the real indie runs (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 7 February 2019 03:54 (five years ago) link

Loomers

the real indie runs (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 7 February 2019 03:55 (five years ago) link

Pardon the intrusion, but a tomato does get named in this witty anecdote.

When I was a kid, my sister would take a cherry tomato, cut a slit in it, then squeeze the sides to make it talk.

"Hi! I'm Tommy Tomato! I can throw up my guts!" *squeeeeeeeze*

This was, bar none, the funniest thing I ever saw when I was 7. (And still is 50 years later.)

Carry on...

Hideous Lump, Thursday, 7 February 2019 04:01 (five years ago) link

tom squeezes

the real indie runs (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 7 February 2019 04:08 (five years ago) link

lumpy lads

the real indie runs (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 7 February 2019 04:08 (five years ago) link

jersey hideous

Hideous Lump, Thursday, 7 February 2019 04:37 (five years ago) link

bingo balls

the real indie runs (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 7 February 2019 05:12 (five years ago) link

jelly jacks

the real indie runs (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 7 February 2019 05:17 (five years ago) link

satan's pillow

the real indie runs (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 7 February 2019 05:17 (five years ago) link

pepperjoys

the real indie runs (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 7 February 2019 05:19 (five years ago) link

wrong answer dancer

the real indie runs (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 7 February 2019 05:19 (five years ago) link

net lossies

the real indie runs (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 7 February 2019 05:23 (five years ago) link

sweet caboose

the real indie runs (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 7 February 2019 05:23 (five years ago) link

roosterbeard

the real indie runs (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 7 February 2019 05:24 (five years ago) link

sleigh guiders

the real indie runs (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 7 February 2019 05:26 (five years ago) link

rover magnet

the real indie runs (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 7 February 2019 05:34 (five years ago) link

clifford's paw

the real indie runs (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 7 February 2019 05:43 (five years ago) link

bunter's thumb

the real indie runs (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 7 February 2019 05:43 (five years ago) link

dangling mans

say it with sausages (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 7 February 2019 19:52 (five years ago) link

humboldt's gifts

say it with sausages (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 7 February 2019 19:52 (five years ago) link

monks-in-the-suns

say it with sausages (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 7 February 2019 20:17 (five years ago) link

red badge o' courage enders

say it with sausages (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 7 February 2019 20:18 (five years ago) link

flaming 'moes

say it with sausages (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 7 February 2019 20:20 (five years ago) link

Fred

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 7 February 2019 20:26 (five years ago) link

tomi lahren

Plinka Trinka Banga Tink (Eliza D.), Thursday, 7 February 2019 20:27 (five years ago) link

shy guy's surprise

say it with sausages (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 7 February 2019 20:34 (five years ago) link

Tomaxxon
Tomadyn

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 7 February 2019 20:38 (five years ago) link

nose o' ernies
nose o' berts

say it with sausages (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 7 February 2019 22:27 (five years ago) link

Drifter’s temptation

Una Palooka Dronka (hardcore dilettante), Thursday, 7 February 2019 22:37 (five years ago) link

Callitoffs

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 7 February 2019 22:47 (five years ago) link

slot toppers

say it with sausages (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 7 February 2019 22:51 (five years ago) link

bozoberries

ILX Moderator: It's Like a Pressure Wash for Your Insides (WmC), Friday, 8 February 2019 02:57 (five years ago) link

one year passes...

ballon de Pascals

The Beige of Dadz (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 4 November 2020 23:33 (three years ago) link

Boxers Bruises

scampo-phenique (WmC), Thursday, 5 November 2020 01:05 (three years ago) link

pre pizzas

The Beige of Dadz (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 5 November 2020 01:08 (three years ago) link

batphone berries

The Beige of Dadz (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 5 November 2020 01:11 (three years ago) link

stop sign sublimes

The Beige of Dadz (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 5 November 2020 01:14 (three years ago) link


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