Oscars 2019

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Oscar VFX finalists:

Ant-Man and the Wasp
Aquaman
Avengers: Infinity War
Black Panther
Bumblebee
Christopher Robin
Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald
First Man
Incredibles 2
Isle of Dog
Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom
Mary Poppins Returns
Mission: Impossible – Fallout
Mortal Engines
The Nutcracker and the Four Realms
Paddington 2
A Quiet Place
Ready Player One
Solo: A Star Wars Story
Welcome to Marwen

― I Never Promised You A Hose Harden (Eric H.), Wednesday, December 5, 2018 7:33 PM

To save Eric from himself. (These aren't finalists. Nominees are finalists.)

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 6 December 2018 22:38 (one week ago) Permalink

oh, Kevin Hart is hosting?

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 6 December 2018 22:38 (one week ago) Permalink

not anymore https://www.nytimes.com/2018/12/06/arts/kevin-hart-homophobic-tweets.html

what a time to be alive

niels, Friday, 7 December 2018 09:41 (one week ago) Permalink

disney, wb, disney, disney, paramount, disney, wb, universal, disney, fox, universal, disney, paramount, universal, disney, wb, paramount, wb, disney, universal

disney keeping those animators of lousy cg employed. no sony.

adam the (abanana), Friday, 7 December 2018 10:29 (one week ago) Permalink

Cher or gtfo

brokenshire (jed_), Friday, 7 December 2018 13:35 (one week ago) Permalink

The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy. Martin Luther King, Jr.

— Kevin Hart (@KevinHart4real) December 7, 2018

Number None, Friday, 7 December 2018 14:57 (one week ago) Permalink

at least three of those vfx oscars noms aren't released yet afaict - does that usually happen?

fans annoyed as emily atack screams over nick knowles' kumquat (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 7 December 2018 14:59 (one week ago) Permalink

don't think oscar noms usually happen before the end of the year

President Keyes, Friday, 7 December 2018 15:02 (one week ago) Permalink

not gonna lie, it would kinda rule if bumblebee won an oscar

fans annoyed as emily atack screams over nick knowles' kumquat (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 7 December 2018 15:06 (one week ago) Permalink

tbqh i think ive seen ~5 minutes of Mr Hart's work, and he may not be remotely funny

that is the shortlist from which 3-5 (?) VFX nominations will be drawn

the relevant branch has presumably seen all the year-end films before the unwashed masses do

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 7 December 2018 15:54 (one week ago) Permalink

Kevin Hart is not funny in the slightest, he’s fucking terrible. Glad he’s not hosting for that reason alone.

akm, Friday, 7 December 2018 16:51 (one week ago) Permalink

Haddish or bust

big crime for a SPECIAL WHATEVER (voodoo chili), Friday, 7 December 2018 16:51 (one week ago) Permalink

yeah she'd probably be pretty good. so would someone like John Mulaney although maybe he's too weird.

akm, Friday, 7 December 2018 17:44 (one week ago) Permalink

Haddish and Maya Rudolph.

brokenshire (jed_), Friday, 7 December 2018 18:12 (one week ago) Permalink

no one wants to host the Oscars because it's a shit job, everyone either gets mad at you or says nothing if you did OK, it's a ton of work and clearly being the host is like running for President (or, does anyone at the Academy use Google?)

Dwayne Johnson seems like the obvious pick, he'd be a good host, but I'm sure they courted him months ago.

flappy bird, Friday, 7 December 2018 18:21 (one week ago) Permalink

also he is in every movie now

adam the (abanana), Friday, 7 December 2018 18:22 (one week ago) Permalink

consistently good too, he made Rampage bearable

Central Intelligence is really good, him and Hart work well together

flappy bird, Friday, 7 December 2018 18:26 (one week ago) Permalink

A Billy Crystal-style montage but with Dwayne Johnson

jmm, Friday, 7 December 2018 18:28 (one week ago) Permalink

no one should host the Oscars. shit, just cancel the whole thing

Οὖτις, Friday, 7 December 2018 18:36 (one week ago) Permalink

Mulaney or Haddish are best-case scenarios I think

resident hack (Simon H.), Friday, 7 December 2018 18:39 (one week ago) Permalink

yeah they should just go with no host, helps with that fucking running time "problem"

flappy bird, Friday, 7 December 2018 19:17 (one week ago) Permalink

mulaney unfortunately very not funny

puppy bash (darraghmac), Friday, 7 December 2018 19:19 (one week ago) Permalink

you are insane

maybe they should hire a non-comedian. Like some dour downer to host the entire thing without jokes. Noam Chomsky.

akm, Friday, 7 December 2018 19:23 (one week ago) Permalink

Mueller obv

President Keyes, Friday, 7 December 2018 19:24 (one week ago) Permalink

Morbz

Οὖτις, Friday, 7 December 2018 19:25 (one week ago) Permalink

Žižek has been auditioning for this for well over a decade.

I Never Promised You A Hose Harden (Eric H.), Friday, 7 December 2018 19:25 (one week ago) Permalink

Morbz could complain about Apatow and Hillary the entire time

Οὖτις, Friday, 7 December 2018 19:26 (one week ago) Permalink

all the bits are always terrible and they take up time, it's wild that they're going to cut some of the actual awards instead of shit like the tour bus being surreptitiously led to the front of the Kodak

flappy bird, Friday, 7 December 2018 19:28 (one week ago) Permalink

I'd second Mulaney, who made the best stand-up special that I saw this year, but a little too alt.comedy for the Oscars (while not at all the same thing, I'm thinking they learned their lesson with Seth MacFarlane).

Dwayne Johnson would be bearable.

Timothée Charalambides (cryptosicko), Friday, 7 December 2018 19:37 (one week ago) Permalink

lol Žižek

aphextriplet85 (mh), Friday, 7 December 2018 19:40 (one week ago) Permalink

Kroll & Mulaney

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0w2TBJd1Wvo

... (Eazy), Friday, 7 December 2018 19:41 (one week ago) Permalink

that shit is fucking hysterical. the oscars would never let them do that.

akm, Friday, 7 December 2018 19:48 (one week ago) Permalink

Heidecker/Turkington doing their On Cinema bit

closed beta (NotEnough), Monday, 10 December 2018 10:18 (one week ago) Permalink

jordan peterson or gtfo

fans annoyed as emily atack screams over nick knowles' kumquat (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 10 December 2018 10:26 (one week ago) Permalink

heidecker/turkington hosting the oscars would be the cultural pinnacle of the united states of america

imago, Monday, 10 December 2018 10:34 (one week ago) Permalink

ok that I would watch

Οὖτις, Monday, 10 December 2018 21:04 (one week ago) Permalink

https://www.theguardian.com/film/2018/dec/11/oscars-consider-having-no-host-after-kevin-hart-quits

how about no ceremony too lol

Number None, Tuesday, 11 December 2018 13:25 (six days ago) Permalink

i thought that kroll/mulaney was dreadful

rip van wanko, Tuesday, 11 December 2018 14:22 (six days ago) Permalink

agree

brokenshire (jed_), Tuesday, 11 December 2018 14:25 (six days ago) Permalink

a grizzled Letterman wdn't fly after MeToo

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 11 December 2018 15:10 (six days ago) Permalink

bring back Franco then

President Keyes, Tuesday, 11 December 2018 15:32 (six days ago) Permalink

I hear the oscars are struggling to find a host that can save the show so plz allow me to make a Humble Suggestion pic.twitter.com/6jXMpBLn3c

— KT NELSON (@KrangTNelson) December 11, 2018

flappy bird, Tuesday, 11 December 2018 23:46 (six days ago) Permalink


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