denied
― strangely hookworm but they manage ream shoegaze poetry (imago), Friday, 6 March 2020 18:53 (four years ago) link
stfu
― totally unnecessary bewbz of exploitation (DJP), Friday, 6 March 2020 18:59 (four years ago) link
elaborate 'hurr ilx is literal sewage' gags may not be entirely inaccurate, but nor are they remotely funny imo
― strangely hookworm but they manage ream shoegaze poetry (imago), Friday, 6 March 2020 19:02 (four years ago) link
sorry
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 6 March 2020 19:04 (four years ago) link
hurr
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 6 March 2020 19:05 (four years ago) link
the post itself was interesting enough content-wise; I'm objecting to the excelsioring mostly
― strangely hookworm but they manage ream shoegaze poetry (imago), Friday, 6 March 2020 19:05 (four years ago) link
*knock at the door*
― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Friday, 6 March 2020 19:10 (four years ago) link
POLICE!! OPEN THE DOOR NOW!!
― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Friday, 6 March 2020 19:11 (four years ago) link
THREAD POLICE!! OPEN THE DOOR NOW!!
this is much kinder than what I was about to post
― totally unnecessary bewbz of exploitation (DJP), Friday, 6 March 2020 19:12 (four years ago) link
*door opens and out pours a wall of putrefying, odorous sewage*
― strangely hookworm but they manage ream shoegaze poetry (imago), Friday, 6 March 2020 19:12 (four years ago) link
*deputy with thread police badge*
DJP you know where the appropriate thread is for that. now where is the perp
― But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Friday, 6 March 2020 19:13 (four years ago) link
specific user such as imago
― Appleman Appears: 20/2/2020. Whose Cider You On? (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 6 March 2020 21:26 (four years ago) link
Bit late to highlight this one, but it struck me today as one of the best album reviews I’ve ever read:
man you know...who's got two thumbs and likes to critically re-evaluate an underrated Dylan ablum? - this guy - but outside of brownsville girl & a couple others knocked out loaded is straight *poop emoji*― Comme Si, Kamasi (upper mississippi sh@kedown)
― Una Palooka Dronka (hardcore dilettante), Sunday, 8 March 2020 21:05 (four years ago) link
It takes all those people to coax the president into taking a crap
worst public enemy LP ever
― majority whip, majority nae nae (m bison), Friday, March 13, 2020 9:36 AM (four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Friday, 13 March 2020 14:42 (four years ago) link
Irl lols
― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Friday, 13 March 2020 15:10 (four years ago) link
That's a winner.
― God gave toilets rolls to you, gave toilet rolls to you (Tom D.), Friday, 13 March 2020 15:11 (four years ago) link
lmao
― Οὖτις, Friday, 13 March 2020 15:14 (four years ago) link
undeniable
― strangely hookworm but they manage ream shoegaze poetry (imago), Friday, 13 March 2020 15:18 (four years ago) link
lol
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 13 March 2020 15:25 (four years ago) link
Is Russia finally reporting cases?― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, March 14, 2020 2:08 PM (thirty-eight minutes ago)
Cases are reporting them― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Saturday, March 14, 2020 2:08 PM (thirty-eight minutes ago)
― coronoshebettadontvirus (Eric H.), Saturday, 14 March 2020 19:49 (four years ago) link
Ah the old classix remixed..
― Mark G, Saturday, 14 March 2020 21:42 (four years ago) link
Last night Corona led me down a YouTube rabbit hole and I ended up watching a video of an Australian cheese maker making parmesan. He starts his videos by saying "g'day curd nerds" and all the comments are Italians telling him to go fuck himself— Joe (@josephcorcoran) March 16, 2020
― mark s, Monday, 16 March 2020 17:43 (four years ago) link
omg I used to play football with that guy regularly, now he's a massive Twitter dude
― strangely hookworm but they manage ream shoegaze poetry (imago), Monday, 16 March 2020 17:44 (four years ago) link
oh it's just one viral tweet. his breakthrough
― strangely hookworm but they manage ream shoegaze poetry (imago), Monday, 16 March 2020 17:46 (four years ago) link
anyway it's a tweet so I ought to deny it really but I do know the guy so
i just watched a few of those videos, nothing sends me into existential despair like watching how to make something and at the end it goes "now wait 2 years and then it'll be ready" like that is 5% of my remaining life if i'm being optimistic
the best part is he waited a year to break open that parm and it didn't come out quite right
― ℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Monday, 16 March 2020 18:24 (four years ago) link
I need new rpg for iphone 11
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, March 18, 2020 12:56 AM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
Dungeons of Chaos look good.
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, March 18, 2020 1:00 AM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
Nope
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, March 18, 2020 1:26 AM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
― DJI, Wednesday, 18 March 2020 03:00 (four years ago) link
A guy in California just died after going to Disney World and Universal Studios in Orlando. 34 yrs old but had asthma and bronchitis.
― nickn, Thursday, 19 March 2020 21:46 (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
it's a small world after all
― i am a horse girl (map), Thursday, 19 March 2020 21:48 (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
― thou shalt not covid thy neighbour's wife (darraghmac), Thursday, 19 March 2020 23:16 (four years ago) link
i promise i don't have any lit memes to share with you but my sense is that certain powerful people are perhaps overly confident in their ability to control the potential outcomes of this thing and lack a certain amount of creative imagination when it comes to envisioning the bounds of those possible outcomes
― Kate (rushomancy), Thursday, March 19, 2020 4:51 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
So you're saying they haven't found out about the pitchforks yet.
― There's more Italy than necessary. (in orbit), Thursday, March 19, 2020 4:55 PM
― sleeve, Friday, 20 March 2020 00:54 (four years ago) link
Pro Dog Raw
― Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Thursday, 19 March 2020 19:10 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
Those are very macho dogs.
― A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 19 March 2020 19:44 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
The kind you don't bring home to mother.
― nickn, Thursday, 19 March 2020 21:39 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
― thou shalt not covid thy neighbour's wife (darraghmac), Friday, 20 March 2020 02:00 (four years ago) link
yeah I got the flu test last month and it definitely sucks, I thought they were just swabbing my nose and instead jammed it way up into my brain (came back negative, probably had corona virus instead)― frogbsnegative for brain?― silbyok I laughed really hard at this― k3vin k.I didn't, can someone explain the joke to me― frogbs
― frogbs
negative for brain?
― silby
ok I laughed really hard at this
― k3vin k.
I didn't, can someone explain the joke to me
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Friday, 20 March 2020 04:11 (four years ago) link
:)
― Dan S, Friday, 20 March 2020 04:18 (four years ago) link
Excellent
― meaner stinks meat bake it cone (flamboyant goon tie included), Friday, 20 March 2020 14:16 (four years ago) link
well done
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 20 March 2020 15:49 (four years ago) link
frogbs is a good sport
― brimstead, Friday, 20 March 2020 17:21 (four years ago) link
Redeemed my very forced joke with a much better joke, kudos
― silby, Friday, 20 March 2020 17:28 (four years ago) link
I appreciate the participation of any and all nurses , MDs and healthcare providers on ILX.― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, March 21, 2020 8:43 PM (two hours ago)
They're mostly kinda busy right now I think.― A is for (Aimless), Saturday, March 21, 2020 9:01 PM (two hours ago)
Not plastic surgeons, let's hear from them!― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, March 21, 2020 10:27 PM (fifty-six minutes ago)
I'm unsure as of late when it's permissible to laugh.
― clemenza, Sunday, 22 March 2020 03:27 (four years ago) link
the negative for brain exchange is so so wonderful
― i am a horse girl (map), Sunday, 22 March 2020 19:24 (four years ago) link
Had a persistent dry cough and high fever late last year after visiting the Huanan Seafood Market and eating a bat, wondering if it was just allergies or something else
― felt jute gyte delete later (wins), Sunday, March 22, 2020 5:16 PM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
A+
― coco vide (pomenitul), Sunday, 22 March 2020 19:26 (four years ago) link
It's a winner.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Sunday, 22 March 2020 19:26 (four years ago) link
I lolled!!
― calzino, Sunday, 22 March 2020 19:28 (four years ago) link
too good for normal excelsior ;)
― strangely hookworm but they manage ream shoegaze poetry (imago), Sunday, 22 March 2020 19:29 (four years ago) link
On August 6, 1973, Wonder was in a serious automobile accident while on tour in North Carolina, when a car in which he was riding hit the back of a truck. This left him in a coma for four days and resulted in a partial loss of his sense of smell and a temporary loss of sense of taste.
― pplains, Monday, March 23, 2020 2:20 PM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
Shouldn't have been driving IMO
― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Monday, March 23, 2020 2:36 PM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
― Webcam Du Bois (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 23 March 2020 20:40 (four years ago) link
Tee ball but still, helluva swing
― Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Monday, 23 March 2020 20:48 (four years ago) link
civic duty, you can't just leave it sitting there like that
― Webcam Du Bois (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 23 March 2020 20:53 (four years ago) link
just heared talk on BBC WS that one early symptom you have become infected can be a complete loss of smell and taste, didn't catch the whole report but not heard that one before.
― calzino, Monday, 23 March 2020 21:40 (ten minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
yep, discussed a bit upthread but thread moves fast
def worth noting
― sleeve, Monday, 23 March 2020 21:41 (nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
Not just early symptom, for many that may be the *only* symptom.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 23 March 2020 21:42 (eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
It means once the food's run out you can eat toilet paper instead.
― Bridge Over Thorley Waters (Tom D.), Monday, 23 March 2020 21:49 (one minute ago) bookmarkflaglink
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Monday, 23 March 2020 21:51 (four years ago) link
absolute smasher
I’ve suddenly started liking Linkin Park, does that count?
― rawdogging the pandemic (hardcore dilettante), Monday, 23 March 2020 22:59 (four years ago) link