A poll for misanthropes
― calstars, Friday, 20 July 2018 19:45 (five years ago) link
family is obv the classic answer
feeling phone, of these
― the ignatius rock of ignorance (Dr Morbius), Friday, 20 July 2018 19:48 (five years ago) link
Should have added (drink in a plastic cup)
― calstars, Friday, 20 July 2018 19:50 (five years ago) link
oh doc morbo pray tell what is your opinion on mobile phones? i certainly am not privy to it after years of reading your posts on this forum
― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Friday, 20 July 2018 19:50 (five years ago) link
fuck you and the horse you rode in on to this one-horse town that isn't big enough for you, your horse, and me. so why don't you make like a tree and take your horse, put a saddle on it, and leave and don't let the door hit you or your horse where the sun doesn't shine on the way out while you're leaving
― del griffith, Friday, 20 July 2018 19:51 (five years ago) link
horse that you rode in on
classic calstars poll
― mookieproof, Friday, 20 July 2018 19:52 (five years ago) link
oh yeah and your horse's breath? it's called a toothbrush, maybe try using one on your horse's teeth and gums every once in a while
― del griffith, Friday, 20 July 2018 19:52 (five years ago) link
fuck u and ur shite
― dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Friday, 20 July 2018 19:53 (five years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlEs9udOquE
― Hi My father very Rusted Root with me what can I do? (Old Lunch), Friday, 20 July 2018 20:01 (five years ago) link
beautiful body
― Impossible Burgermeat. Unlikely Seitan. (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 20 July 2018 20:07 (five years ago) link
fuck you and yer gran's flange
― mookieproof, Friday, 20 July 2018 20:11 (five years ago) link
'the horse that you rode in on' is the k-classic add-on
― A is for (Aimless), Friday, 20 July 2018 20:18 (five years ago) link
dog x 1000
ppl act like it's TOTALLY FINE that they're wandering around with these things dragging them into places in flagrant disregard of posted notices about how only service animals are allowed and letting them poop wherever the fuck they want, dogs should be kept indoors
― devops mom (silby), Friday, 20 July 2018 22:13 (five years ago) link
http://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/goldengirls/images/9/9c/Ep1-24.jpg
― brimstead, Friday, 20 July 2018 22:14 (five years ago) link
Hat
― Mark G, Friday, 20 July 2018 22:15 (five years ago) link
ppl and their phones are the fuckin worst
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Friday, 20 July 2018 22:23 (five years ago) link
dad: your a disappointmentilxor: fuck you and your your
― Impossible Burgermeat. Unlikely Seitan. (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 20 July 2018 22:28 (five years ago) link
f you and your Vanilla Ice in the conference room
― Impossible Burgermeat. Unlikely Seitan. (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 20 July 2018 22:29 (five years ago) link
definitely f you and the horse you rode in on
but also f you and your sanctimonious bullshit
― Karl Malone, Saturday, 21 July 2018 02:44 (five years ago) link
telescope
― Arch Bacon (rushomancy), Saturday, 21 July 2018 02:56 (five years ago) link
best friend
― alomar lines, Saturday, 21 July 2018 03:08 (five years ago) link
Dog. Most dogs are tiny around here. It’s weird as fuck - feel relieved when I see like a pit bull or Rottweiler
― No angel came (Ross), Saturday, 21 July 2018 10:41 (five years ago) link
it's a tie between dog and cigarette for me
― Dinsdale, Saturday, 21 July 2018 11:17 (five years ago) link
Dog, by which I mean dog & bone, by which I mean phone
― Centipedes? In this economy? (wins), Saturday, 21 July 2018 11:21 (five years ago) link
flugelhorn
― lana del boy (ledge), Saturday, 21 July 2018 12:48 (five years ago) link
s
― Chase Knobbe? Have you Courtney Cox? (Tom D.), Saturday, 21 July 2018 12:48 (five years ago) link
your minions too
― thomasintrouble, Saturday, 21 July 2018 13:37 (five years ago) link
Horse you rode in on, aye
― Minister of the Pillow (fionnland), Saturday, 21 July 2018 13:57 (five years ago) link
― Minister of the Pillow (fionnland), Saturday, 21 July 2018 13:58 (five years ago) link
college dreamforever stronger than all
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Saturday, 21 July 2018 14:27 (five years ago) link
Exercise routine, inclusive of jogging
― calstars, Saturday, 21 July 2018 17:05 (five years ago) link
police
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8w4CGBeYkvo
― Chase Knobbe? Have you Courtney Cox? (Tom D.), Saturday, 21 July 2018 17:10 (five years ago) link
hazel!
― com rad erry red flag (f. hazel), Saturday, 21 July 2018 17:15 (five years ago) link
ham sandwich
― calstars, Saturday, 21 July 2018 19:27 (five years ago) link
Expensive camera
― calstars, Saturday, 21 July 2018 22:43 (five years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.
― System, Monday, 30 July 2018 00:01 (five years ago) link
dog every time
― Gâteau Superstar (dog latin), Monday, 30 July 2018 00:29 (five years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― System, Tuesday, 31 July 2018 00:01 (five years ago) link
bicycle should have more votes
― sleepy sweet (Ross), Wednesday, 1 August 2018 20:16 (five years ago) link
plastic coffee cup
― calstars, Saturday, 11 August 2018 20:47 (five years ago) link
turmeric smoothie
― ghood ghravie (unregistered), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 14:50 (four years ago) link
Instagram feed
― Accattony! Accattoni! Accattoné! (j.lu), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 17:30 (four years ago) link
paper coffee cupWhat the fuck is wrong with youUse a thermos punk
― calstars, Sunday, 27 January 2019 00:19 (four years ago) link
Eames chair
― chips moomin (unregistered), Monday, 30 September 2019 02:36 (three years ago) link
crew
― When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Monday, 30 September 2019 02:57 (three years ago) link
Mom
― cheese canopy (map), Monday, 30 September 2019 04:37 (three years ago) link
PDA.
― Anne Hedonia (j.lu), Monday, 30 September 2019 12:17 (three years ago) link
over-projected voice
― gyac, Monday, 30 September 2019 12:19 (three years ago) link
reputation for acerbic yet heart-felt send-ups of the English ruling class
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 30 September 2019 12:43 (three years ago) link
Tesla
― president of deluded fruitcakes anonymous (silby), Monday, 30 September 2019 16:56 (three years ago) link
memes
― i could chug a keg of you (flamboyant goon tie included), Monday, 30 September 2019 17:43 (three years ago) link
pineapple on pizza
― When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Monday, 30 September 2019 23:44 (three years ago) link
Cellphone camera
― calstars, Friday, 3 April 2020 23:34 (three years ago) link
forever, stronger than all
― narcissistic sleighride (Neanderthal), Saturday, 4 April 2020 00:34 (three years ago) link
Motorized scooter
― calstars, Monday, 25 May 2020 21:52 (three years ago) link
Public jogging routine
― calstars, Sunday, 6 December 2020 19:45 (two years ago) link
Honda Civic, i’ve a horse outside
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 6 December 2020 23:05 (two years ago) link
Atom bomb
― handsome boy modelling software (bernard snowy), Monday, 7 December 2020 08:41 (two years ago) link
Gun, ye prick!
― Andrew Farrell, Monday, 7 December 2020 09:01 (two years ago) link
Food delivery
― calstars, Sunday, 18 April 2021 12:07 (two years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2mkKr7x0kY
― sarahell, Sunday, 18 April 2021 18:25 (two years ago) link
Shoe return
― calstars, Sunday, 18 April 2021 19:27 (two years ago) link
Oh so public exercise routine
― calstars, Tuesday, 8 June 2021 00:32 (two years ago) link
$3k DSLR rig
― calstars, Sunday, 13 June 2021 21:03 (two years ago) link
jogging imperative
― calstars, Sunday, 17 October 2021 15:02 (one year ago) link
sport utility vehicle
― Gardyloominati (Neanderthal), Sunday, 17 October 2021 15:09 (one year ago) link
People see a fog and are like “omg this is the first fog I’ve ever seen in my life, I have to stop what I’m doing and pretend like I have food and psyche out this fog and steal a pet of his head and laugh maniacally”
― calstars, Saturday, 30 April 2022 23:13 (one year ago) link
Avocado toast
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Saturday, 30 April 2022 23:23 (one year ago) link
Dunkin’ pickup order
― calstars, Saturday, 30 April 2022 23:25 (one year ago) link
Animal that pisses on the sidewalk and shits on the street
― calstars, Saturday, 20 August 2022 20:13 (one year ago) link
Dog
― calstars, Sunday, 3 September 2023 03:32 (three weeks ago) link
That's illegal
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 3 September 2023 03:45 (three weeks ago) link
Statement t-shirt
― calstars, Sunday, 17 September 2023 20:27 (one week ago) link
am literally wearing a t-shirt right now that says "A t-shirt with some writing on it"
i realise this is insufferable
― Tracer Hand, Sunday, 17 September 2023 23:27 (one week ago) link
rented scooter
― werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 17 September 2023 23:48 (one week ago) link
public piano
― Chuck_Tatum, Monday, 18 September 2023 00:21 (six days ago) link
Dan Fogelberg
― Make the chats AI (Neanderthal), Monday, 18 September 2023 03:56 (six days ago) link