No Irish, No Yanks, No Clogs - FIFA World Cup 2018

Martinez shitin' it.

yeah hate this, really hope brazil score now

that's a way too overconfident move.

brazil will do this

be hilarious if they reverse-Japan Belgium

Spurs players are killing it in this World Cup and Belgium have two in their back four.

that isn't a Pen

douglas costa has been ridiculous in this half

The prospect of tears of Neymar trumps all else.

man this is fun

hnnnnnnnnnngggggggghhhhh

oof

fingertips

courtois is... good

lol

nay more neymar

Camera on Neymar surely!

Belgium-France is gonna be dope af

shit neymar doesn't look like he's going to cry.

what a waste.

he looks like he's stifling a fart, about all the emotion he's showing

With Thierry Henry sitting on the Belgian bench! Sweet!

Spurs players are killing it in this World Cup and Belgium have two in their back four.

― Matt DC, Friday, 6 July 2018 19:47 (six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

and more #spursdna throughout the squad

#liverpooldna letting brazil down

This almost makes up for the French victory. Almost.

Right I'm bored of Belgium now, come on France!

Happy to declare Martinez a genius although a very lucky one.

semifinal gonna be during work. guess I'll take two hours of PTO

https://i.stack.imgur.com/CwBWI.jpg

Martinez's posht-match interviewsh with the Belgian reporter are alwaysh a highlight though.

did we note yet that fuck neymar

Martinez just took the opportunity to defend literally every tactical decision he's ever made but if you can't show that kind of bollocks at that moment then when can you.

he did a great job of making brazil bottle it in front of goal instead of scoring 5 like they would've on a normal day

that fucking stat about how south american teams never win the wc in europe is pertinent again

if only chile hadn't had a tournament every since and including the last world cup we might have qualified and had a chance this time around ;_;

Q. Have Brazil got more than one gear?

A. Not really.

would love for Chile to be at a Cup

the saddest is when i'm reading all this knowing little about soccer and unaware of the scores, just trying to figger out what has happened and guessing whose commentary i read. like twice i'm just 'pshhhh you couldn't be more dmac...yup!"

http://www.goal.com/en/news/ibrahimovic-makes-bizarre-ikea-bet-with-beckham-ahead-of/32q9uu8012fr19z8v2t32s1lg

I know darragh was just trolling a few posts back there but coutinho was their best player and firmino not starting ahead of jesus like everr sealed their fate. Plus they didn't even pick our midfield colossus fabinho

Happy to see the French and Belgium lads starting to live up to their reps anyway

both of those are true

its the #barcadna that hurt em so

Having said that I'm not sure I'm up for listening to any more of Shearer et al pissing their pants over the strong, masterful manliness of Vincent Kompany.

Get a room, why don't you?

If lukaku was 5'8" and 11 stone he'd be a very average player

if my aunt had an iron man suit she'd be iron man

If my granny had wheels

She'd be able to drive herself down the iffy at 10 to 10

*offy

if I ruled the world
I'd free all my sons

Kompany was the weakest link.

British ex-footballers are in love with the guy.

Despite being a foreigner, they see him as displaying the uniquely English qualities of Leader of Men/Captain Courageous types like Terry Butcher and John Terry - though with better English skills.