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who's your fave?

Poll Results

OptionVotes
THE MOOCH 23
carter page 5
ivanka 4
tiffany 3
george papadopolous 2
herbert raymond mcmaster 2
steve bannon 2
felix sater 1
mad dog mattis 1
scott adams 1
hope hicks 1
rebekah mercer 1
kellyanne conway 1
the nuge 1
the spice 1
steve mnuchin 1
rexxon tillerson 1
stephen miller 1
richard spencer 0
wilbur ross 0
milo yiannopoulis 0
jefferson beauregard sessions 0
sean hannity 0
tom price 0
sergei kislyak 0
_____________ (write-in) 0
don sr 0
pai ajit 0
paul manafort 0
rick gates 0
robert mercer 0
mike flynn sr 0
scott pruitt 0
mike pence 0
corey lewandowski 0
rudy giuliani 0
i'm eric 0
sarah huckabee sanders 0
jar jar 0
melania 0
don jr 0
mike flynn jr 0


reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 24 November 2017 20:45 (eight months ago) Permalink

mooch

iatee, Friday, 24 November 2017 20:49 (eight months ago) Permalink

clovis would get my write-in vote

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 24 November 2017 20:50 (eight months ago) Permalink

Mooch for sure, god that was a great week

omar little, Friday, 24 November 2017 20:50 (eight months ago) Permalink

http://cdn.cnsnews.com/capture-carterpage.jpg

brimstead, Friday, 24 November 2017 20:51 (eight months ago) Permalink

I'm really amused at the prospect of Carter Page winding up in a history book one day

frogbs, Friday, 24 November 2017 21:20 (eight months ago) Permalink

mooch def the most entertaining week of this shitshow

ToddBonzalez (BradNelson), Friday, 24 November 2017 21:22 (eight months ago) Permalink

i still can't get over that kobach's initials are KKK

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 24 November 2017 21:25 (eight months ago) Permalink

THE MOOCH, because it was like a crescendo of batshittery, an out of nowhere hot shit bro rom-com that get cancelled before it could even air

The Harsh Tutelage of Michael McDonald (Raymond Cummings), Saturday, 25 November 2017 01:59 (eight months ago) Permalink

The Mooch is the only one I can bring myself to vote for ironically

josh az (2011nostalgia), Saturday, 25 November 2017 02:06 (eight months ago) Permalink

Honourary mention goes to Tiffany who just wants no part in this shit

josh az (2011nostalgia), Saturday, 25 November 2017 02:07 (eight months ago) Permalink

Sean Spicer come on

treeship 2, Saturday, 25 November 2017 02:45 (eight months ago) Permalink

You’re every nation’s refugee
Don’t leave us with our sanity

treeship 2, Saturday, 25 November 2017 02:47 (eight months ago) Permalink

voted carter page bc what's goin on with that guy who knows

Clay, Saturday, 25 November 2017 04:12 (eight months ago) Permalink

After some appearance he made on CNN about a year ago, one ilxor — Hurting? — said he was “by far the most suspicious sweming person” he had ever seen on live television. Otm.

treeship 2, Saturday, 25 November 2017 04:25 (eight months ago) Permalink

*seeming

treeship 2, Saturday, 25 November 2017 04:26 (eight months ago) Permalink

I voted HRM because he let me down. I didn’t know any of these other dweebs even existed, not really, but that guy’s book has been on my amazon wish list for years (nobody bothers to buy me books anymore, it’s kind of sad)

El Tomboto, Saturday, 25 November 2017 05:02 (eight months ago) Permalink

two months pass...

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Tuesday, 13 February 2018 00:01 (six months ago) Permalink

Missed this. Even in the context of an ever-more-accelerated news cycle, I can't remember anyone flaming out more spectacularly than Scaramucci. After his first press conference, I posted something about his superficial skill in handling the press, and that--after Spicer--things would settle down a bit. About seven minutes later he was in The New Yorker talking about self-fellatio, and two minutes after that he was out the door.

clemenza, Tuesday, 13 February 2018 00:15 (six months ago) Permalink

choom gang it ain't

how's life, Tuesday, 13 February 2018 00:31 (six months ago) Permalink

Mooch is such a boring answer, but clearly it is the mooch

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 13 February 2018 01:16 (six months ago) Permalink

I guess it doesn’t help that so many of the other choices are deeply unlikeable

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 13 February 2018 01:17 (six months ago) Permalink

George Papadopolous might just be the guy who kicked off the process that ends with Trump's downfall, so in deep appreciation of his strategic boneheadedness, he won my vote. Thanks a million, GP!

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 13 February 2018 01:35 (six months ago) Permalink

mucci gang mucci gang mucci gang mucci gang

hoooyaaargh it's me satan (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 13 February 2018 01:53 (six months ago) Permalink

anyway, i voted for Page

hoooyaaargh it's me satan (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 13 February 2018 01:53 (six months ago) Permalink

You have already voted for THE MOOCH and cannot vote again.

the late great, Tuesday, 13 February 2018 01:55 (six months ago) Permalink

You have already voted for THE MOOCH and cannot vote again.

the late great, Tuesday, 13 February 2018 01:55 (six months ago) Permalink

voted Felix Sater as double-threat in categories Most Criminal and "people president claims he wouldn't recognize if he was sitting in this room"

Entrepreneurial Jism Unshackler (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 13 February 2018 02:08 (six months ago) Permalink

https://i.imgur.com/6wCDZNQ.jpg

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 13 February 2018 02:37 (six months ago) Permalink

god, this part from the new yorker entry that accompanied that photo:

A recent photo, taken by Jonathan Ernst, for Reuters, of a group of Trump staffers on the move, makes plain the ensemble’s “Jersey Shore”-style entertainment value—riveting and headache-inducing at once. Corey Lewandowski, a Trump confidant who was briefly banished after physically assaulting a female reporter—and following a public altercation with Hope Hicks, the only remaining enigma in the West Wing—stands just right of center, both of his pointer fingers sprung, the right one aimed just beyond the lens. He wears a stupid smirk, and his wrinkled brow casts shadows over his eyes. Behind him, mid-swagger, in Marian blue and dark shades, is the former “Apprentice” contestant Omarosa Manigault, the baldest reminder, in case we needed it, of the President’s orientation vis-à-vis public service, mass entertainment, and the meaning of relevant experience. Manigault told the world in November that the Trump team was “keeping a list” of those who opposed Trump. (A few months later, the reporter April Ryan, a former friend, said that Manigault told her that the Administration was keeping dossiers on journalists.) Toward the rear of the pack is Sebastian Gorka, whose apparent ties to a historically Nazi-sympathizing group once seemed sure to sink him. Rob Porter, Trump’s all-but-anonymous staff secretary—it’s this poor guy’s job to present important paperwork to the world’s most famous non-reader—trails the bunch, blank-faced and mercifully out of focus.

https://www.newyorker.com/culture/annals-of-appearances/the-iconic-image-of-the-scaramucci-era

written back in august, long before the rob porter news came to light. it really is an iconic image. even the seemingly innocent person in the photo turns out to be a monster

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 13 February 2018 02:40 (six months ago) Permalink

can we get an id on the barely visible driver in the photo? i'm assuming she runs a secret prison or something

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 13 February 2018 02:41 (six months ago) Permalink

the half-wit avengers

Entrepreneurial Jism Unshackler (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 13 February 2018 02:42 (six months ago) Permalink

to me Huckabee Sanders epitomizes them the best... Spicer if he hadn't been shitcanned

just the blatant contorting lying

I want to change my display name (dan m), Tuesday, 13 February 2018 02:52 (six months ago) Permalink

every time I see Gorka in that photo it makes me think of the video for Eye Of The Tiger with Survivor strutting around town pretending to be a tuff-guy street gang, and their plump speccy keyboard player is really not pulling it off

soref, Tuesday, 13 February 2018 12:59 (six months ago) Permalink

You have already voted for THE MOOCH and cannot vote again.

j., Tuesday, 13 February 2018 15:21 (six months ago) Permalink

The Mooch is on David Axelrod's podcast this week

President Keyes, Tuesday, 13 February 2018 16:20 (six months ago) Permalink

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 00:01 (six months ago) Permalink

loved how all-caps made mooch's victory seem preordained back in November

Scape: Goat-fired like a dog! (Myonga Vön Bontee), Friday, 23 February 2018 12:09 (five months ago) Permalink

OK who else voted McMaster

El Tomboto, Friday, 23 February 2018 12:26 (five months ago) Permalink

forgot when explaining my Felix Sater vote that he also went to jail for stabbing someone in the face with the stem of a martini glass TERRIFIC

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 23 February 2018 14:51 (five months ago) Permalink

Mooch is like the “let’s just do it, we’ll be legends” guy who somehow climbed the ranks and became press secretary (or whatever he was for) for 10 days

i remember the corned beef of my childhood (Karl Malone), Friday, 23 February 2018 15:42 (five months ago) Permalink

Mooch is like the "cool" guy from an '80s teen comedy who everyone now views as a total asshole.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 23 February 2018 15:45 (five months ago) Permalink

You bump into him in the food court and invite him over to your table to catch up and then have to apologize to your companions afterward

i remember the corned beef of my childhood (Karl Malone), Friday, 23 February 2018 15:55 (five months ago) Permalink

Mooch is Poochie

brimstead, Friday, 23 February 2018 17:06 (five months ago) Permalink

You bump into him in the food court and invite him over to your table to catch up and then have to apologize to your companions afterward

"Yeah, sorry about that, our kids do ballet together, he's a total dick."

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 23 February 2018 17:16 (five months ago) Permalink

I'm seeing sitcom potential a la Laverne and SHirley

Dean of the University (Latham Green), Friday, 23 February 2018 17:25 (five months ago) Permalink

its a bit unfair that this poll was taken before the Carter Page hat pic

https://www.rawstory.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/carter-page-800x430.jpg

frogbs, Friday, 23 February 2018 17:27 (five months ago) Permalink

Trump supporters and haters both agree -- the new season of The Apprentice is smash hit!

Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 23 February 2018 17:29 (five months ago) Permalink

really enjoying The Running Man reboot

Rabbit Control (Latham Green), Friday, 23 February 2018 21:03 (five months ago) Permalink

Reverse Robin Hood is the best

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 23 February 2018 21:05 (five months ago) Permalink

"In 2017, after a worldwide economic collapse, the United States has become a totalitarian police state, censoring all cultural activity. The U.S. government pacifies the populace by broadcasting game shows where convicted criminals fight for their lives, including the gladiator-style The Running Man, hosted by the ruthless Damon Killian, where "runners" attempt to evade "stalkers", armed mercenaries, around a large arena, and near-certain death for a chance to be pardoned by the state."

In 2018, after a worldwide economic collapse, the United States has become a totalitarian police state, censoring all cultural activity. The U.S. government pacifies the populace by broadcasting fake news where convicted criminals fight for their lives, including the gladiator-style Facebook, hosted by the ruthless Donald Trump, where "runners" attempt to evade "Mueller", armed mercenaries, around a large arena, and near-certain death for a chance to be pardoned by the state.

Rabbit Control (Latham Green), Friday, 23 February 2018 21:06 (five months ago) Permalink

one month passes...

that's not how coin flips work

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Wednesday, 18 April 2018 22:43 (three months ago) Permalink

Later in the conversation, Cohen — who at one point expected to be named Trump's chief of staff, according to the Journal — vented to Trump about how he wanted to get out of New York.

"Boss, I miss you so much," Cohen said, according to the source. "I wish I was down there with you. It's really hard for me to be here."

;_;

omar little, Friday, 27 April 2018 17:16 (three months ago) Permalink

we sure have been through a lot together, haven't we boss? boss, i love you. i need you closer. talk to you soon, boss. can't talk to you soon enough. goodbye for now, boss.

Karl Malone, Friday, 27 April 2018 17:23 (three months ago) Permalink

It's quite a tender declaration of the wistful longing for one's boss to which we all relate.

a REAL SCARIE robot!!!! (Old Lunch), Friday, 27 April 2018 17:28 (three months ago) Permalink

These coarse attorney's hands have been too long denied the electric thrill of tousling your wispy locks. I long to once again caress the hills and valleys of your crepey wattle flesh, boss.

a REAL SCARIE robot!!!! (Old Lunch), Friday, 27 April 2018 17:35 (three months ago) Permalink

*later that week, while waiting in line for an ATM*

i love boss

Karl Malone, Friday, 27 April 2018 17:43 (three months ago) Permalink

THE DOCTOR

you bet, nancy (map), Wednesday, 2 May 2018 04:19 (three months ago) Permalink

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DcIGKu7V4AEx5bQ.jpg

you bet, nancy (map), Wednesday, 2 May 2018 04:20 (three months ago) Permalink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkJOZOOXJWk

how's life, Wednesday, 2 May 2018 09:33 (three months ago) Permalink

Bono with the mumps

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 2 May 2018 09:37 (three months ago) Permalink

steven spielberg and robert plant's love child

reggie (qualmsley), Wednesday, 2 May 2018 11:29 (three months ago) Permalink

finally put my finger on who bornstein reminds me of - yoram globus

https://img.discogs.com/u5MhXEbCtkYq_XrkbTPk2Vqu87Q=/fit-in/300x300/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(40)/discogs-images/A-5210996-1471526724-7384.jpeg.jpg

which seems appropriate since the trump admin is like the cannon films of politics

Mahogany Loggins (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 2 May 2018 11:47 (three months ago) Permalink

it's roger stone's time in the barrel

reggie (qualmsley), Monday, 7 May 2018 15:00 (three months ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...

the kenyan soetero has ruined so many lives, so many lives

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5775859/Ex-Trump-campaign-adviser-Carter-Page-claims-FBI-surveillance-ruined-life.html

reggie (qualmsley), Sunday, 27 May 2018 16:30 (two months ago) Permalink

two months pass...

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