Worst Fifth Film In A Series

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you THOUGHT it was over. you THOUGHT the terror had been defeated once and for all. but this november, the unforgettable thread saga is BACK - - - and it's ready to thrill you all. over. AGAIN.

as before, only counting movies that feel like a "series" with a generally theatrical run. i generally ignored old-timey series as it feels like an apples-and-oranges thing and who is really going to vote for "house of frankenstein"? reboots restart numbering, but things that purport to continue the chronology/continuity don't. two-parters don't count as two entries. coming summer 2018: Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom!

previously:

Worst Third Film in a Series
Worst Fourth Film In A Series

Poll Results

OptionVotes
Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones 6
Terminator Genisys 5
Star Trek V: The Final Frontier 5
A Good Day To Die Hard 3
Superman Returns 2
Saw V 2
Battle for the Planet of the Apes 2
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales 2
Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit 1
Seed of Chucky 1
Puss in Boots 1
Scary Movie 5 1
Police Academy 5: Assignment Miami Beach 1
(other - explain) 1
The Dead Pool 0
The Pink Panther Strikes Again 0
X-Men: First Class 0
Resident Evil: Retribution 0
Rocky V 0
You Only Live Twice 0
Vacation 0
Underworld: Blood Wars 0
Death Wish V: The Face of Death 0
Step Up: All In 0
Prometheus 0
Muppet Treasure Island 0
Beach Blanket Bingo 0
Benji: Off the Leash! 0
Diary of the Dead 0
Dominion: Prequel to the Exorcist 0
Ernest Rides Again 0
Fast Five 0
Final Destination 5 0
Friday the 13th: A New Beginning 0
Ghidorah: The Three-Headed Monster 0
Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers 0
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix 0
Herbie: Fully Loaded 0
I Can Do Bad All By Myself 0
Ice Age: Collision Course 0
Jason Bourne 0
Mission Impossible - Rogue Nation 0
A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child 0


Doctor Casino, Friday, 10 November 2017 03:40 (one week ago) Permalink

oops i had the hellraiser tab open to check but forgot to do so. if you felt shocked and ripped off by Hellraiser: Inferno, file under "other."

Doctor Casino, Friday, 10 November 2017 03:41 (one week ago) Permalink

this reminds me i need to watch Muppet Treasure Island

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 10 November 2017 03:59 (one week ago) Permalink

woah Benji Off the Leash! sounds cool.

imo there is one movie that stands out as especially bad. Attack of the Crappy Piece of Crap

https://media.giphy.com/media/xUOxfkmCK61h7NvsLS/giphy.gif

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 10 November 2017 04:02 (one week ago) Permalink

muppet treasure island is pleasant! watched it with a friend who treasures it as a childhood touchstone but i enjoyed it fine myself as a neophyte. if you like the muppets there's plenty to like though it naturally doesn't touch the heights of the first two.

Doctor Casino, Friday, 10 November 2017 04:04 (one week ago) Permalink

successes: fast five, MI: rogue nation, x-men first class, you only live twice (roald dahl script!), prometheus (yeah i went there)
failures: diary of the dead, jason bourne, terminator genisys, superman returns
fiascos: star trek V, star wars II

I think I'll go with trek this time.

Einstein, Bazinga, Sitar (abanana), Friday, 10 November 2017 04:06 (one week ago) Permalink

Pretty much called it in the other thread: Seed of Chucky (the best, indisputably), MI5, and Harry Potter.

nb, I wouldn't really count First Class, which was decent but was for all intents and purposes a soft reboot of the franchise.

Fresh Toast (Old Lunch), Friday, 10 November 2017 04:14 (one week ago) Permalink

Ernest Rides Again appears to be the anglophile entry in the series?

After discovering an antique metal plate near a construction site, Ernest shows it to Dr. Melon who believes that it came from a giant Revolutionary War cannon called "Goliath", (named after the legendary biblical giant). Dr. Melon had previously been ridiculed by his peers for theorizing that the real Crown Jewels of England were stolen during the Revolutionary War and were actually hidden inside the long-lost cannon.

Ernest realizes that Dr. Melon has saved his life and they both realize that they have gone from being adversaries to friends. At the same time, British authorities arrive and explain to Ernest that the crown must be taken back to its rightful home. He explains that it won't come off his head and the authorities declare that whoever wears it is King of England. Fortunately for him (and England), Dr. Melon removes it for him by joking him about what is on his shirt, flicking him in the face. It causes it to fall off his head while everyone laughs. This is followed by him giving Dr. Melon a noogie while they argue about who would make a better king of England.

jmm, Friday, 10 November 2017 04:23 (one week ago) Permalink

i wouldn't have counted First Class when it came out, but then they did the crossover one with a bunch of the old cast so it felt like a different thing, retroactively. and anyway i mean, i counted jurassic world.

AoTC is barely a movie and time has not been kind to its effects and, well, anything about it. OTOH i remember leaving the theater not feeling ripped off. i was at a point in my personal development where horrendous things like the yoda fight played as 'fun' and i similarly remember thinking the obi-wan plot felt kinda interesting. nowadays it seems clear that it's a shit mystery that he solves in a shit fashion, with shit for consequences, but it temporarily created the vague impression that you were watching a movie and i thought ewan did a nice job. the shitty blocking and fake backgrounds and flatness of the lighting alone though makes this arguably the least appealing of the prequels on a visual level. whereas i've written thousands of words on ILM about how bad prometheus is but it certainly LOOKS better than most of the films here. care and energy and invention were put into things. just not the script.

but i mean star trek v is just nails on a chalkboard the entire time IIRC. AND it's sandwiched between two good ones just to rub it in.

Doctor Casino, Friday, 10 November 2017 04:27 (one week ago) Permalink

here's a relevant but oddly ordered listicle
http://www.ifc.com/2015/08/best-and-worst-five-entries

Einstein, Bazinga, Sitar (abanana), Friday, 10 November 2017 04:28 (one week ago) Permalink

lol i love the final frontier

ToddBonzalez (BradNelson), Friday, 10 November 2017 04:39 (one week ago) Permalink

ooh i’m voting for fucking terminator genisys

ToddBonzalez (BradNelson), Friday, 10 November 2017 04:39 (one week ago) Permalink

you only live twice (roald dahl script!)

this movie is poorly paced and racist

ToddBonzalez (BradNelson), Friday, 10 November 2017 04:40 (one week ago) Permalink

absolutely!

Einstein, Bazinga, Sitar (abanana), Friday, 10 November 2017 04:42 (one week ago) Permalink

Ohhhhhh, I missed that this was a poll for the worst. Whoops. -1 vote for Chucky from final results, plz.

Correct answer is probably Star Trek V: The Dance of Uhura.

Fresh Toast (Old Lunch), Friday, 10 November 2017 04:44 (one week ago) Permalink

Terminator Genisys or Final Frontier

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 10 November 2017 04:46 (one week ago) Permalink

Genisys was fuhuuuuuuuucking garbage

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 10 November 2017 04:46 (one week ago) Permalink

Clones is visually ugly and abysmally acted, but I hated The Phantom Menace more--or it had simply lowered my expectations too much for me to get all that upset about the second prequel film. Voting for the lazy and generic A Good Day to Die Hard, which genuinely feels like an unrelated script that the studio scrambled to barely rewrite to feature John McClane.

The Harry Potter film is one of the gloomier and less enjoyable films in that series, but the Jack Ryan film is a pleasant time-waster (Kenneth Branagh has some hammy fun as the villain, and there's an office break-in scene that's legit exciting). You Only Live Twice is one of the very few Bonds that I still haven't seen.

iCloudius (cryptosicko), Friday, 10 November 2017 04:56 (one week ago) Permalink

Special place in my heart for The Dead Pool, because it has this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMh6UjbjgRs

to fly across the city and find Aerosmith's car (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 10 November 2017 04:57 (one week ago) Permalink

Clones is significantly worse than ShatnerTrek

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Friday, 10 November 2017 05:02 (one week ago) Permalink

Voting for the lazy and generic A Good Day to Die Hard, which genuinely feels like an unrelated script that the studio scrambled to barely rewrite to feature John McClane.

Apologies if I’m stepping on your joke, but this is the first one since the original that isn’t actual an unrelated script etc etc. Something I just learned from Wikipedia: it was originally called Die Hard 24/7, and there was talk that it would cross over with 24, including featuring Kiefer Sutherland.

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 10 November 2017 07:02 (one week ago) Permalink

Imagine that pitch!

"It's like Die Hard, but set on a TV Show inspired by Die Hard!"

"Make that show 24, and you got a deal!"

"Ka-Ching!"

to fly across the city and find Aerosmith's car (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 10 November 2017 08:19 (one week ago) Permalink

benji: off the leash! has the best title.

final frontier is pretty bad as star trek movies go but shatner saying "WHAT DOES GOD NEED WITH A STARSHIP?" is better than anything in any of the star wars prequels.

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Friday, 10 November 2017 08:28 (one week ago) Permalink

I've only seen a few of these but voted Final Frontier because it was so soul-crushing. Star Trek IV is one of the first movies I remember and my parents took me to see V in the theater and sweet Jesus it was bad.

louise ck (milo z), Friday, 10 November 2017 08:36 (one week ago) Permalink

Rocky v I mean

Gary Synaesthesia (darraghmac), Friday, 10 November 2017 09:04 (one week ago) Permalink

How is there a Final Destination 5? It's like if they made Weekend at Bernie's 5.

Also there are apparently EIGHT American Pie films.

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 10 November 2017 09:39 (one week ago) Permalink

Attack of the Clones is an absurd thing. But those Pirates.. movies are the most joyless examples of CGI battle overload you couldn't possibly care about - there's no so-bad-it's-funny element like in AOTC, its too blandly joyless. I haven't seen Dead Men Tell No Tales but tempted to vote for it either way.

abcfsk, Friday, 10 November 2017 09:50 (one week ago) Permalink

this reminds me i need to watch Muppet Treasure Island

― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 10 November 2017 14:59 (five hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

never understood the widespread disdain for this film, it's so so funny

rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 10 November 2017 09:53 (one week ago) Permalink

I'll also go to bat for Muppet Treasure Island. Haven't seen out in a while, but I worked in a video store where we had to watch children's movies all day and I remember it being among the better ones we had in our rotation.

how's life, Friday, 10 November 2017 10:08 (one week ago) Permalink

I've never been into Star Wars but my son likes it so have now sat through all 8 films and those three prequels are just unsalvagable garbage, cannot remember anything about attack of the clones beyond the chase scene at the start and the painfully awkward romance scenes, it may get my vote

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 10 November 2017 10:11 (one week ago) Permalink

Attack of the Clones was even worse than Phantom Menace imo. Voting for that.

cajunsunday, Friday, 10 November 2017 10:28 (one week ago) Permalink

sand

rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 10 November 2017 10:30 (one week ago) Permalink

it gets everywhere!

cajunsunday, Friday, 10 November 2017 10:31 (one week ago) Permalink

Are the Hobbit films ineligible? I suppose they're a separate series to LOTR.

chap, Friday, 10 November 2017 10:35 (one week ago) Permalink

this is attack of the clones vs terminator genisys for me

gonna go with genisys because although every frame of aotc is utter shit, genisys starts with a potentially interesting premise and then proceeds to make the worst imaginable story decisions at every turn - that little glimpse of hope in the first ten minutes or so makes the remaining two hours feel so much worse

drinkmaster sealcup at yr service (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 10 November 2017 10:55 (one week ago) Permalink

Funny how I thought "Attack of the Clones" was not bad when i first saw it, compared to "Phantom Menace". I rewatched the prequels a few years back and at least "Phantom Menace" tries to be fun (and at times succeeds). I'd watch it over AotC any day

Anyway, haven't seen most of these movies but can't imagine anything is worse than Trek 5

Vinnie, Friday, 10 November 2017 12:06 (one week ago) Permalink

how about anything w/ that massive bore Captain Picard?

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Friday, 10 November 2017 12:33 (one week ago) Permalink

how dare u

drinkmaster sealcup at yr service (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 10 November 2017 12:39 (one week ago) Permalink

jean-luc picard is a saint

drinkmaster sealcup at yr service (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 10 November 2017 12:39 (one week ago) Permalink

he defeated the borgs!

drinkmaster sealcup at yr service (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 10 November 2017 12:39 (one week ago) Permalink

I downloaded a fan edit of the SW prequels compressed into a single movie with as little Annie and Jar Jar as possible, and it's very enjoyable.

Fresh Toast (Old Lunch), Friday, 10 November 2017 13:13 (one week ago) Permalink

I haven't seen any of the individual prequels since I saw them in the theater, so I really can't judge them fairly.

I can, however, judge Morbs and his very wrong opinions about Picard. Shame on you, sir.

Fresh Toast (Old Lunch), Friday, 10 November 2017 13:14 (one week ago) Permalink

His Star Wars was the best Star Wars.

Fresh Toast (Old Lunch), Friday, 10 November 2017 13:15 (one week ago) Permalink

police academy 5 was a big letdown after all-time series high police academy 4: citizens on patrol

adam, Friday, 10 November 2017 13:22 (one week ago) Permalink

i mean maybe it's good on its own terms but i find it very hard to approach without comparing the two

adam, Friday, 10 November 2017 13:23 (one week ago) Permalink

I very tentatively started rewatching the Police Academy series a few years back and was surprised to find that the first two were actually decent and occasionally funny. That was all over by the third one, though.

Fresh Toast (Old Lunch), Friday, 10 November 2017 13:31 (one week ago) Permalink

I've seen very, very few of these.

I thought Attack of the Clones was far worse than Phantom Menace: after PM didn't provide much more than a basis, I expected Clones to deliver with story progress but it hardly did. I saw the film only once, back then in the cinema, but I've never had any interest in seeing it again. I remember that most of the movie's attention went to the romantic & emotional problems of Anakin Skywalker, as performed by someone who couldn't act.

I've seen the fifth Potter, which was a massive step down from the fourth IMO.

X-Men First Class was pretty great I thought, even if the villains weren't grand.

Seen Bond & pretty sure I've seen all Police Academy movies, I think that's it.

Of the few I know, Clones is definitely the worst.

Valentijn, Friday, 10 November 2017 13:31 (one week ago) Permalink

special shout-out for superman returns, which manages to capture enough of the charm of richard donner's superman movies to make it even more of a slap in the face when our hero is revealed as both a deadbeat dad and a creepy weirdo using his x-ray vision to spy on his ex

drinkmaster sealcup at yr service (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 10 November 2017 13:38 (one week ago) Permalink

Also each of Superman's challenges simply involves lifting a heavier thing than the last one iirc.

chap, Friday, 10 November 2017 13:40 (one week ago) Permalink

Skipped almost all of these.

GOOD
Final Destination 5
Seed of Chucky

MEH
Muppet Treasure Island
A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child
Prometheus
Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones
X-Men: First Class

BAD
Benji: Off the Leash!
Friday the 13th: A New Beginning
A Good Day To Die Hard
Ice Age: Collision Course
Vacation

UGLY
Star Trek V: The Final Frontier

Anne of the Thousand Gays (Eric H.), Friday, 10 November 2017 13:46 (one week ago) Permalink

i remember From Russia with Love being pretty damn good, and of course about a third of it is a ripoff of North by Northwest.

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Monday, 13 November 2017 15:52 (six days ago) Permalink

yes James Bond sucks obviously

treeship: a year in the life (wins), Monday, 13 November 2017 15:52 (six days ago) Permalink

nah I'll defend the design - the evil lairs are awesome in all but the weakest entries. and yeah the shaw fistfight rules. but people talk about the movies as if the posters never lie - wall to wall excitement and intrigue!!! - and it's nonsense, i mean you compare the boat crap in live and let die with, say, the big chase in the french connection and it's laughable.

Doctor Casino, Monday, 13 November 2017 15:54 (six days ago) Permalink

From Russia With Love is good because it has an actual plot, unlike most Bonds. But have you seen Dr. No recently? Boring as hell up to the final act - almost nothing happens.

chap, Monday, 13 November 2017 17:19 (six days ago) Permalink

But maybe we should take this onto a Bond thread.

chap, Monday, 13 November 2017 17:21 (six days ago) Permalink

But after that it's one Dalton, first Brosnan and 2/3 of a Craig out of what, 25 big budget efforts?

man goldeneye is not that good

ToddBonzalez (BradNelson), Monday, 13 November 2017 17:23 (six days ago) Permalink

haha yeah i think we have some version of this conversation in each thread for each new bond movie. i think this is the most robust general bond thread: which is the best James Bond movie?

Doctor Casino, Monday, 13 November 2017 17:25 (six days ago) Permalink

counterpoint: Goldeneye is that good and a bag of chips.

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 13 November 2017 17:25 (six days ago) Permalink

James Bond sucks, thread was right the first time

treeship: a year in the life (wins), Monday, 13 November 2017 17:26 (six days ago) Permalink

AF otm

Gary Synaesthesia (darraghmac), Monday, 13 November 2017 17:42 (six days ago) Permalink

Goldeneye sucks. bish bosh I'm smashing shit with a tank, vv secret agent

train fight in Russia With Love is great, and there are at least two good chases in OHMSS, the best Bond film

shackling the masses with plastic-wrapped snack picks (sic), Monday, 13 November 2017 21:15 (six days ago) Permalink

Voted other, for Scars Of Dracula (arguably the sixth film, if you count Brides Of Dracula, which I don't because Dracula isn't in it), I don't even like it that much but it's still my favourite fifth film.

Robert Adam Gilmour, Monday, 13 November 2017 21:44 (six days ago) Permalink

Poll is for worst though :(

Doctor Casino, Monday, 13 November 2017 21:46 (six days ago) Permalink

Silly me, forgot the damn title of the thread. I haven't seen a single one of these films in whole and don't intend to.

Robert Adam Gilmour, Monday, 13 November 2017 21:55 (six days ago) Permalink

Goldeneye is the Bond that people roughly around my age (b. 1978) tend to love the most because it is the first one that we would have seen theatrically with our friends instead of watching on TV with our dads (that's exactly my experience, anyway; I'm told the massively popular video game might have had a lot to do with it as well). I watched it again a few years ago and thought it was pretty mediocre--for as much abuse as The World Is Not Enough takes, it has a better villain and more memorable scenes.

iCloudius (cryptosicko), Monday, 13 November 2017 21:56 (six days ago) Permalink

train fight in Russia With Love is great, and there are at least two good chases in OHMSS, the best Bond film

― shackling the masses with plastic-wrapped snack picks (sic), Monday, November 13, 2017 2:15 PM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

sic 100 percent otm

ToddBonzalez (BradNelson), Tuesday, 14 November 2017 00:15 (five days ago) Permalink

cryptosicko you are on my wavelength but i don't think i'm allowed to rep for the world is not enough anymore

ToddBonzalez (BradNelson), Tuesday, 14 November 2017 00:15 (five days ago) Permalink

anyway sorry for continuing The Indefinite Bond Tangent

ToddBonzalez (BradNelson), Tuesday, 14 November 2017 00:16 (five days ago) Permalink

this would be a much easier "Best" vote tbh ("Seed of Chucky")

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 14 November 2017 00:18 (five days ago) Permalink

seed of chucky is so fucking good

ToddBonzalez (BradNelson), Tuesday, 14 November 2017 00:30 (five days ago) Permalink

Attack of the Clones is extremely bad, i had decent memories of the Obi-Wan stuff but watching some of those scenes out of context recently i realized they were only decent compared to the other storylines. i guess the Obi-Wan business came as a relief.

i still remember the single worst part of this film that had the audience in laughter:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwUAb5EFimQ

i mean everything about this very simple & brief scene, the dialogue exchange and the framing and the movement of the characters, is remarkably terrible.

omar little, Tuesday, 14 November 2017 00:32 (five days ago) Permalink

rogue nation may be the best one here, out of what i've seen. tom cruise always commits to the ethan hunt role, and rebecca ferguson is *amazing*.

omar little, Tuesday, 14 November 2017 00:34 (five days ago) Permalink

otm

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 14 November 2017 03:19 (five days ago) Permalink

I’m pretty sure most of you haven’t seen Battle for the Planet of the Apes or it’d be getting a lot more discussion here. It’s easily the worst of these that I’ve seen.

justfanoe (Greg Fanoe), Tuesday, 14 November 2017 03:23 (five days ago) Permalink

i have the apes dvd set, and i watched all of them except battle. i quit after 20 minutes.

Einstein, Bazinga, Sitar (abanana), Tuesday, 14 November 2017 05:39 (five days ago) Permalink

Goldeneye is the Bond that people roughly around my age (b. 1978) tend to love the most because it is the first one that we would have seen theatrically with our friends instead of watching on TV with our dads

I was born 78 and I've seen every one since Living Daylights in the cinema... (LD is one of my favourites, perhaps not coincidentally)

chap, Tuesday, 14 November 2017 14:02 (five days ago) Permalink

im def in that Goldeneye ageset. TBS Bond marathons is pretty much how i've seen most of them.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 14 November 2017 22:30 (five days ago) Permalink

I abhor Brosnan bonds (born in 76) - but i was raised by a Connery loving Mum who barely even tolerated Moore (I personally enjoy Moore btw)

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 14 November 2017 22:41 (five days ago) Permalink

Brosnan is an extremely likable presence and makes a decent Bond, he's kind of halfway between Moore and Dalton for me persona-wise. i don't think those movies are very good overall, though Goldeneye has Sean Bean, one of the best femme fatales, and Martin Campbell does a very good job of directing it. it feels a little lightweight though.

omar little, Tuesday, 14 November 2017 22:45 (five days ago) Permalink

lol yeah my dad hated Moore and thought he turned the series into a joke. i think he had read some of the books so he was always comparing the films to the books. Moore was the least believable as a trained killer secret agent rather than dopey pretty boy movie star

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 14 November 2017 22:46 (five days ago) Permalink

for a second thought you were saying Sean Bean was the femme fatale

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 15 November 2017 03:16 (four days ago) Permalink

I was

o_O

omar little, Wednesday, 15 November 2017 03:22 (four days ago) Permalink

"Sean Bean, one of the best femme fatales" needs to be somebody's username

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 15 November 2017 06:11 (four days ago) Permalink

That Attack Of The Clones clip is actually the edited version that Lucas released on DVD to make that scene less goofy - I can't find a clip of the theatrical version but her "uh-huh" there is instead a perky "yes!"

Screamin' Jay Gould (The Yellow Kid), Wednesday, 15 November 2017 11:00 (four days ago) Permalink

I was born in 79 and the Brosnan films are precisely why I never got into Bond

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 15 November 2017 11:07 (four days ago) Permalink

"Gather what troops you can, we've got to get to that hangar!"

iirc, Padme also has no reason to know that Dooku was going to a hangar

jmm, Wednesday, 15 November 2017 14:40 (four days ago) Permalink

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Friday, 17 November 2017 00:01 (two days ago) Permalink

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Saturday, 18 November 2017 00:01 (yesterday) Permalink

I cannot argue.

gimme the beet poison, free my soul (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 18 November 2017 02:52 (yesterday) Permalink

poll: how many of these fifth films in a series were you aware existed

mookieproof, Saturday, 18 November 2017 02:55 (yesterday) Permalink

i count thirty

gimme the beet poison, free my soul (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 18 November 2017 03:05 (yesterday) Permalink

monster

mookieproof, Saturday, 18 November 2017 04:03 (yesterday) Permalink

very accurate results

cosmic brain dildo (Sparkle Motion), Saturday, 18 November 2017 06:41 (yesterday) Permalink

I don't hate Genisys, it was stupid action fun. way better than salvation.

Einstein, Bazinga, Sitar (abanana), Saturday, 18 November 2017 06:59 (yesterday) Permalink

that is a very low bar imo

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 18 November 2017 07:13 (yesterday) Permalink

Genisys was only slightly more tolerable than a prostate exam

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Saturday, 18 November 2017 15:35 (yesterday) Permalink

prostate exam is all over in a couple of minutes so no

faked potato (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 18 November 2017 15:36 (yesterday) Permalink

With genisys it didn't even matter who you were there with so no

fake pato is kind of racist, dude (darraghmac), Saturday, 18 November 2017 15:52 (yesterday) Permalink

Assuming the one vote for Seed of Chucky was a misunderstanding of the poll topic.

Anne of the Thousand Gays (Eric H.), Saturday, 18 November 2017 16:18 (yesterday) Permalink

at first I thought this was the Die Hard with my boy Olyphant in it and I was briefly incensed

Simon H., Saturday, 18 November 2017 16:29 (yesterday) Permalink


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