KIDEODROME: scary "Kid's Youtube" algorithms, fringe programming, insert conspiracy theory here

it's like a great empty chasm of violent nothing. maybe it's the perfect entertainment for the US, maybe it's what we deserve.

the algorithmic CGI stuff is bad, but jfc those Toy Freaks videos

that guy needs to be in jail

I don't remember any media content from when I was 2, except for things like general color schemes

Please tell me Sara is doing D- trolling instead of expressing F+ opinions

Please tell me that Whiney just vomited out the details of his post and didn't actually believe the details made sense/were realistic.

this is written by the guy who made "tickled"

https://thespinoff.co.nz/society/21-11-2016/hello-my-name-is-ally-how-children-are-being-exploited-by-youtube-predators/

are these all animated/cartoons, or are ones where people are editing in footage of actual rape, murder, or concentration camp victims or similar?

― sarahell, Wednesday, November 8, 2017 9:13 PM (two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Gotcha Sarahell. On the above, the ones that disturb me most are those with actual children - I've seen both Russian and American ones - being made to act out a 'story' that borders on, or veers into adult fetish/violent fantasies. Kids are acting out things probably not knowing what they are doing. They're being used. The scat videos, acted out as a pun or mere potty training, a child acting she's Elsa and is pregnant and is getting aborted ("that's a baaad baby in your belly! We need to get rid of bad baby!" with a cheerful tune underneath... For kids it reads: bad needs to go away. For adults: fuck if I know. Letting a kid lie there pretending to be pregnant, hand reaching under skirt but 'innocent' enough to not be offensive in the literal sense).

It's the ones with children acting, where they seem to believe they are acting in a story whole for adults that same story is a very different one, preying on them, are the worst. And this is a genre, apparently.

You started out this thread with, like, "parents should just have their full time nannies take their kids to art class and hiking adventures" and have now gone into "2 year olds are dumb, they won't really remember watching IRON MAN SHITS IN DORA THE EXPLORERS MOUTH FOR TWO HOURS HD"

xp to sara

For sure dying in a nuclear war is super disturbing, however another disturbing thing is toddlers watching hour-long videos packed with subtly sexual/violent imagery to a jaunty soundtrack of laughter and clapping.

It would be great for kids if their lives were so full of interaction and enrichment that they didn't discover YouTube until they were 12 or whatever, but sadly some kids don't have ideal upbringings. My gf works with vulnerable young adults, many of whom are single mothers. She visited one client last week whose daughter was watching one of these videos when she arrived.

yeah just let little kids watch anything, they won't remember it

(sarcasm)

Sara I dunno how much of this you watched but if you go down the rabbit hole far enough this stuff very much gets to be more than just "cartoonish" violence. the stuff linked in the OP is very tame, even that really strange video at the end. it gets much, much worse.

"parents should just have their full time nannies take their kids to art class and hiking adventures"

lol, this is some OI MATES BLOOD SAUSAGE garbage take on what I actually said. I'd fp you, but it's actually so hilariously wrong, I'd regret if you got banned again.

like I definitely read that thinking "c'mon, this isn't THAT bad" and figuring Bridle was just exaggerating until I found that he very much was not

it's just random images

I remember when Teletubbies first aired, the creepy this was that they were reaching this infant audience with the repetition and non-linear behavior that absolutely connect with how a baby perceives the world. This is taking that and kind of crossing it with Manga and post-Soviet nihilism and SEO.

*the creepy thing

can someone just link the really bad ones bc i did some searching last night and nothing approached videodrome levels of horror

like link to IRON MAN SHITS IN DORA THE EXPLORERS MOUTH FOR TWO HOURS HD bc i have a feeling whiney is just making shit up but if he's not i'd like to know

Since economic factors play no part in this, I'll assume Sara's Oakland is a luxurious place where women use their 24 months of paid maternity leave to take their kids to art exhibits of Xenomorphs 69ing

xp cool but can I request like an hxxp instead of a direct hotlink for that?

we're talking sitting at the breakroom table drawing on the backs of junk mail and misprinted documents with pencils and ballpoint pens -- or reading a book you can get for free from the library -- or like, running back and forth around the room, playing catch with a stuffed toy --- these are all very very expensive, exclusive things that only affluent white ppl can afford to have their kids do

@Mordy, check some of vids in the Dutch Medium post I linked to (some have been deleted, most haven't)

Mordy I understand idle curiosity but seriously why give them the clickz

i gave up on the "don't give them the clicks" thing a long time ago i just give everyone the clicks i don't care what the fuck they stand for

oh you

but thx i'm looking at the Dutch Medium post (i had avoided it before bc i don't speak Dutch) and the screenshots are illuminating xxp

"why don't these people who work 16 hours a day for $7.50 an hour just GO TO THE LIBRARY MORE" is the ilx hipster version of "If I was a poor black child, I'd learn to code and watch Ted talks"

have you ever even been in a library Whiney. I assure you there are a shit ton of poor people there.

This video does some digging into the Hey Kids! channel. Fascinating but v creepy:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8B1sRPwK248

well the thing is there's like 100 hours of Sesame Street videos for free on Youtube so it's not like you either pay for something or go down this rabbit hole

xposts

Children don't choose how to be parented tho, so it was be great if those with depressed or damaged or shitty or whatever parents were able to watch nice things like their better-off friends get to watch without it morphing into something sad/violent/degrading that they can't properly process.

No, not really. lots of poor children get books from libraries and read them. Some of them have libraries in their schools and classrooms. But let's be completely patronizing to the underclass, and assume that they are totally stupid and free of agency, and have absolutely no support systems.

beware the dutch medium post gets really wacky and outlandish but there is plenty there mentioned that is disturbing

there's this great PBS app that's free and just runs indefinitely PBS content and if you have an iPad already you can def use that instead of youtube.

that's good info, thanks

yeah there's a bunch of shit like that. It seems to me like this is really only an issue for parents handing their toddlers devices unsupervised. And those people exist and some of them are probably desperate and unable to properly guide their children, others are probably just stupid idiots. I'm sure it's a rich tapestry.

xp to self The video gets a bit weird and conspiratorial near the end (the channel usually covers youtube horror games and the such) but its still kinda germane.

My kid’s primary tablet is one of those Amazon Fire Kid’s tablet. It only has Amazon prime kids content on it, nothing user generated. I give her free reign over it though, the only think I block is Veggie Tales. It is interesting to see what she discovers and what she gravitates towards.

And in the UK we have CBeebies god bless it.

But the point is valid: for parents who are looking for alternatives to YouTube that won’t put deeply questionable (at best) stuff in front of their kids during screen time, way too many of those alternatives are pay-for.

xp I agree with the “kids shouldn’t be left unsupervised” but at the same time I’ve totally had YouTube on while I am in the shower in the past (no longer) and also think it is deeply shitty of Google to just say “well, you know, under 13s shouldn’t even be on there you know, we blame the parents”.

@Mordy, some examples. Other ppl: don't click.

FROZEN ELSA vs WORLD'S LARGEST GUMMY WORM w/ Spiderman vs Joker Candy & Poo Colored Balls

Frozen Elsa GUMMY TONGUE PRANK! w/ Spiderman vs Joker Bad Baby Hulk Gumball - Superheroes IRL Dismembered body parts, like a bloody arm, being used to beat up Spiderman.... m'kay...

Pregnant Frozen Elsa Gives Birth to Baby 👶 Real Life Superheroes Fun Movie (real child dressed like elsa calls 'spiderman', he arrives, cuts out her baby. Later on a 'pregant spiderwoman' has a child, at 8.20, and it's smudged w/ lipstick, apparently they find it an ugly child or whatever etc)

Spiderman & Boy Misha vs Scary KILLER CLOWN w/ Superheroes in real life

PBS Kids, Nick Jr., and Disney Jr. all have apps that let you watch their videos. Some are free and some are unlocked when you tell it your cable provider.

We also like BrainPop (some free videos but more are unlocked for subscribers). As Jeff notes, Kindle has a thing called FreeTime with a lot of vetted content; it's an annual subscription. Amazon, Netflix, HBO, and Hulu also can stream through parent-controlled profiles.

(real child dressed like elsa calls 'spiderman', he arrives, cuts out her baby. Later on a 'pregant spiderwoman' has a child, at 8.20, and it's smudged w/ lipstick, apparently they find it an ugly child or whatever etc

OK, I watched this one all the way through. The comments are very weird, like, "HOW COULD YOU MAKE THIS GIRL PRETEND TO BE PREGNANT THIS IS ABUSE" like kids have never played doctors and nurses before, like they don't play with baby dolls that urinate everywhere? Obviously if there is abuse going on behind the scenes then that's terrible but I don't see what's up with the content aside from it being generally poorly put-together. Oh no, a little kid pretends to have a baby!

Having said that, I did find the pregnant spiderwoman bit really odd. It shifted tone a lot. The "smudged with lipstick" thing is very obviously intended to indicate that it's the Joker's baby and not Spiderman's, btw, so there's a cuckoldry subtext. But little kids wouldn't pick up on this so I have no idea who it's for.

sounds lame and totally not freaky. bummer.

I also watched the Buried Alive one and didn't find that disturbing aside from in an uncanny valley way, and I'm not convinced that there is any evidence that the uncanny valley is inherently damaging. There's definitely a massive element of moral panic happening here, and it's making it hard for me to actually concentrate on the issues that are real.

"I have no idea who it's for" is basically where I'm still at tbh (and agreed on the doctors and nurses thing).

What gets me personally is the pairing of cheerful, chirpy music with images that do not in any way correspond with that cheerfulness.

PBS doesn't have unboxing programming, though, and that's what kids really dig.

Which isn't uncanny valley, to be clear, but off or leftfield at the least xp

imo some of the real issues are:

google/YT lack of oversight

who and why

what are other options (being addressed)

as opposed to debating how fucked up the actual videos are (I trust Milton on this one), I'd rather focus on the algorithm gaming/hacking (shrug)

sounds lame and totally not freaky. bummer.

― brimstead

Tbh I worry that this is basically going to be my position. Especially as one of my all-time favourite youtubes is this (putting the link in the text as some people obviously do find this 3d shit seriously wrong, there's nothing actually gross in it, though).