Bond #25: NO TIME TO DIE

even bond needs to turn the phone off and recharge, build some time into schedule to work on himself, and rejuvenate. if there is no time, we have to make time

you do have time to die, james. it starts with the idea that you do, in fact, have time.

a time to die, a time to choog

http://www.timdrussell.com/images/pythonstills9467916/no%20time%20to%20lose.jpg

https://ilarge.lisimg.com/image/3687607/1027full-no-time-to-die-artwork.jpg

tired: getting Phoebe Waller-Bridge to do "feminist" punchup
wired: casting Phoebe Waller-Bridge as the fist Bond girl to peg Bond

Nice Freudian slip there.

Also we got synopsis:

In No Time To Die, Bond has left active service and is enjoying a tranquil life in Jamaica. His peace is short-lived when his old friend Felix Leiter from the CIA turns up asking for help. The mission to rescue a kidnapped scientist turns out to be far more treacherous than expected, leading Bond onto the trail of a mysterious villain armed with dangerous new technology.

Mysterio er wait.

wired: casting Phoebe Waller-Bridge as the fist Bond girl to peg Bond

BOND: Did she say I have a big asshole!?!?

Nice Freudian slip there.

oh there was no slip involved

felix leiter again huh. the most boring bond character.

leiter is good...

for feeding to a shark

How many times has Leiter died or been horribly maimed in the Bond series?

maimed in licence to kill. never killed. i looked this up even before your post.

Craig even looks like he can't be bothered in that 2-second promo clip

I like this daft film title

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqDwqdSF6Ec

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AnI-_Rplgw

felix leiter again huh. the most boring bond character.

― adam the (abanana)

But Jeffrey Wright is good.

Wasn’t D. Craig supposed to quit the role like 2 Bond movies ago !?

After his second one?

Eheh ok maybe one movie ago !
Wasn’t he supposed to quit before the previous one ? So with this one that would be 2 movies after he was supposed to leave.
Anyway, it seems like his successor has been discussed for years.

that's just part of being Bond or Doctor Who, ppl are always fantasy casting the next one as soon as the current one is announced

this has probably been amplified in Craig's case bcz iirc his Bond goes rogue and quits MI5 in every single movie, hence incel dipshits losing their minds over a lady temporarily having his locker number at the start of the next one

Oh ok. I thought he had made an announcement or something.

He was contracted for four films. Four days after the last one wrapped an eight-month shoot, while hungover first thing in the morning, he was asked if he was thinking about the next one at that moment:

Now? I’d rather break this glass and slash my wrists. No, not at the moment. Not at all. That’s fine. I’m over it at the moment. We’re done. ...For at least a year or two, I just don’t want to think about it.

aka every comment Robert Smith has ever made about the current tour being the last one.

robert smith for bond or gtfo

BOND #26: CUT HERE

Ahah yeah R. Smith could be an interesting ott dark Bond. A lot of CGI action scenes to be planned !

BOND #27: A NIGHT LIKE THIS

BOND: Do you expect me to cry?
GOLDFINGER: No.

Bond Girl Elise Inmypantz

sting AND jack savoretti? wow pls stop you're spoiling us

Teaser Poster and Trailer for #NoTimeToDie are finished and about to be revealed to the world. Sting and Jack Savoretti in final talks to sing the theme-tune for the movie. pic.twitter.com/NCp6pdOfhK

— Marcos Kontze (@marketto007) September 26, 2019

Hollywood Liberalism is making environmentalists or Occupy or Antifa the villain instead of a Koch Brother because the Koch Brother would be too obvious and the other one is more narratively interesting but also you hate the Lefty activist for reasons you can't articulate https://t.co/E4e8CkPHrK

— 'Weird Alex' Pareene (@pareene) October 27, 2019

Bond absolutely would have voted Leave.

Bond felt what almost amounted to contempt for the neverending wrangling of the politicians, media and public over the European Union. He knew the real events that governed the world took place beneath the surface, in another world, a world that few would see until it erupted onto their screens as an unexpected war, a politician’s disappearance, or the downing of a plane. A hapless or intrepid journalist might stumble on the edges of it, and wash up dead a week later on the shores of the South China Seas, in a Balkan ghetto, or in a rented room in Paddington. This wasn’t something controlled by public debate and rotten politicians. Behind those events were dangerous men. Shadowy, capricious gamblers who held the world’s fate between their thumb and forefinger. And in five minutes one of them was going to walk into the St James’ club where Bond was drinking a scotch and water, and ask if he had a light.

imo.

v good

x post BrahhhVOE, old man!

Well done!

ha, thanks - i just wanted to play out a hunch that Fleming wdve written Bond as outside grubby politics and slightly contemptuous of it all. Fleming himself - an Empire figure, and like many people of his age were they still around - would have been Brexit. And the silly patriotic eyebrow-ironically-raised bombast of the recent films is of course v brexity.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3n9KRSmNSA

daniel craig lookin' leathery

enh

god almighty are they still doing "i'm too old for this shit?"

I'm getting too old for I'm getting too old for this shit

also is it just me or are there some very awkward beats in that trailer

This looks dope, I don't know what jaded ish y'all are on

Although I reserve the right to be extremely pissed when they kill the black female 00 to explore Bond's feelings

hoping that craig dies at the end and lashana lynch is the new 007 tbh

much more likely they gain a grudging respect for one another even as he sadly realizes he's no longer "fit to purpose" and respawns as....adam driver