'Even allowing for inflation, this thread is not worth 198 Terry Francises' - EPL 2017-18

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Controversial invisible handball thread.

Matt DC, Saturday, 12 August 2017 10:57 (three months ago) Permalink

Real posters you don't have to Google only.

Matt DC, Saturday, 12 August 2017 11:01 (three months ago) Permalink

didn't we lose the liverpool title in recent years? we're in the hunt for little more than fourth, if anyone deserves to be given the "will fuck up the title no matter what" based on recent years it's spurs.

Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Saturday, 12 August 2017 11:17 (three months ago) Permalink

I think you'll be heavily involved in the title race this year, give or take a new defensive signing or two.

Matt DC, Saturday, 12 August 2017 11:30 (three months ago) Permalink

Salah / Manè should be fantastic.

Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Saturday, 12 August 2017 11:32 (three months ago) Permalink

Also putting Spurs in the thread title will only encourage people.

Matt DC, Saturday, 12 August 2017 11:32 (three months ago) Permalink

Fullback situation looks very dodgy for Liverpool though.

Matt DC, Saturday, 12 August 2017 11:34 (three months ago) Permalink

ffs

Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Saturday, 12 August 2017 11:39 (three months ago) Permalink

minute we give away a corner you think "prob gonna concede a goal here" and so it proves

Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Saturday, 12 August 2017 11:40 (three months ago) Permalink

*Deletes Liverpool from thread title*

Matt DC, Saturday, 12 August 2017 11:40 (three months ago) Permalink

watford look by far the better team here

Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Saturday, 12 August 2017 11:42 (three months ago) Permalink

this is fucking painful - how can they be this bad so soon

Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Saturday, 12 August 2017 11:57 (three months ago) Permalink

Mane is so good.

Matt DC, Saturday, 12 August 2017 11:58 (three months ago) Permalink

that flick tho

Number None, Saturday, 12 August 2017 12:00 (three months ago) Permalink

he really is. word of my post obv reached the pitch. lovely goal.

Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Saturday, 12 August 2017 12:00 (three months ago) Permalink

xpost

Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Saturday, 12 August 2017 12:00 (three months ago) Permalink

henderson is worryingly shit so far.

Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Saturday, 12 August 2017 12:00 (three months ago) Permalink

football!

Number None, Saturday, 12 August 2017 12:02 (three months ago) Permalink

almost have to laugh

Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Saturday, 12 August 2017 12:02 (three months ago) Permalink

they look brittle and scared every time watford have the ball in and around the box tbh. fucking joke to still be so bad at the back.

Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Saturday, 12 August 2017 12:02 (three months ago) Permalink

Going to be 4-3 again.

Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Saturday, 12 August 2017 12:04 (three months ago) Permalink

Mignolet there going for the counter and obligingly rolling the ball straight to a Watford player.

Matt DC, Saturday, 12 August 2017 12:12 (three months ago) Permalink

Stop calling him Okaku ffs.

Matt DC, Saturday, 12 August 2017 12:14 (three months ago) Permalink

Liverpool look flat as fuck here

put your hands on the car and get ready to die (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 12 August 2017 12:14 (three months ago) Permalink

Firmino has been completely anonymous and none of this back four looks remotely like Champions League standard.

Matt DC, Saturday, 12 August 2017 12:18 (three months ago) Permalink

Salah's shooting has been pretty entertaining

put your hands on the car and get ready to die (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 12 August 2017 12:28 (three months ago) Permalink

henderson the worst culprit but can has no real creativity either. would take a draw here in an instant.

Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Saturday, 12 August 2017 12:33 (three months ago) Permalink

truth is liverpool will concede at least one more in this game, at the very least that is. they might score another.

Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Saturday, 12 August 2017 12:33 (three months ago) Permalink

how can a pro deny that is a penalty? like it couldn't be more obvious.

Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Saturday, 12 August 2017 12:46 (three months ago) Permalink

So Firmino is playing after all.

Good too be back, EPL.

Le Bateau Ivre, Saturday, 12 August 2017 12:47 (three months ago) Permalink

my stream broke as firmino was about to hit the penalty - terrifying.

xpost also hooray for salah's first goal

Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Saturday, 12 August 2017 12:47 (three months ago) Permalink

Two games, 12 goals is pretty good going.

Matt DC, Saturday, 12 August 2017 12:48 (three months ago) Permalink

Even allowing for inflation, Firmino must be worth at least 6 Tony Galvins.

calzino, Saturday, 12 August 2017 12:49 (three months ago) Permalink

if we ever invent time travel and cloning i'd like to watch vast matches featuring legions of trevor francises pitted against the same number of dean saunderses

Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Saturday, 12 August 2017 12:51 (three months ago) Permalink

Nice to see someone make a save, I didn't realise the rules still allowed that.

Matt DC, Saturday, 12 August 2017 12:53 (three months ago) Permalink

that sub right back for watford is muck

Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Saturday, 12 August 2017 12:54 (three months ago) Permalink

Watford falling apart rn

Well bissogled trotters (Michael B), Saturday, 12 August 2017 12:55 (three months ago) Permalink

trent aa is v young but he does look p solid to me

Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Saturday, 12 August 2017 12:56 (three months ago) Permalink

touch wood

Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Saturday, 12 August 2017 12:56 (three months ago) Permalink

Falling apart indeed, but even this breakaway from Watford leads to comedy capers in Pool's defense

Le Bateau Ivre, Saturday, 12 August 2017 12:57 (three months ago) Permalink

i think the problems in the defence are so deep that one player won't fix them, even if they can sign vvd or whatever. there's a rot there for a long time now.

Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Saturday, 12 August 2017 12:59 (three months ago) Permalink

trent aa is v young but he does look p solid to me

he definitely has good delivery

Number None, Saturday, 12 August 2017 13:00 (three months ago) Permalink

yeah he played a beautiful cross earlier that was well cut out

Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Saturday, 12 August 2017 13:01 (three months ago) Permalink

I hate giving Murdoch clicks, but the BBC don't seem to be capable of providing a functional latest scores page, so fuck them.

calzino, Saturday, 12 August 2017 13:07 (three months ago) Permalink

can't believe it's going to be another season of butt-clenching scorelines like this in the last 15 mins. some lost, some held.

Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Saturday, 12 August 2017 13:08 (three months ago) Permalink

could be a blessing in disguise, as they might try and get vvd after all now

Le Bateau Ivre, Saturday, 12 August 2017 13:11 (three months ago) Permalink

just need to southampton grant vvd his dream while preventing coutinho from making the worst decision of his life.

Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Saturday, 12 August 2017 13:13 (three months ago) Permalink

Oh dear.

Matt DC, Saturday, 12 August 2017 13:22 (three months ago) Permalink

amazing

Le Bateau Ivre, Saturday, 12 August 2017 13:23 (three months ago) Permalink

mignolet own goal it seems.

Le Bateau Ivre, Saturday, 12 August 2017 13:24 (three months ago) Permalink

oh wait you were talking about the free

yeah it was a soft one I guess

Number None, Saturday, 18 November 2017 14:04 (two days ago) Permalink

That's how Wenger always smiles tbf.

Gonna be so dope in spring when Spurs really hit their straps and are hammering teams every game and finish second by like five points

But doctor, I am Camille Paglia (Bananaman Begins), Saturday, 18 November 2017 14:06 (two days ago) Permalink

and when they win the CL too. that will be good, yeah

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 18 November 2017 14:08 (two days ago) Permalink

Lol

It will be fucking great when we do that I mean are you being sarcastic you are shit at it

fake pato is kind of racist, dude (darraghmac), Saturday, 18 November 2017 14:09 (two days ago) Permalink

NN the first offside is a risk we take unnecessarily with our setting up in line. Can't blame assistant rly.

fake pato is kind of racist, dude (darraghmac), Saturday, 18 November 2017 14:10 (two days ago) Permalink

*hears this team beat Real Madrid holy shit etc.*

Counterpoint:

ive never heard of this "europe" but it sounds like a big bunch of shit to me

— wint (@dril) March 2, 2014

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 18 November 2017 14:22 (two days ago) Permalink

enjoyed Sanchez's dive

v. good today

Number None, Saturday, 18 November 2017 14:23 (two days ago) Permalink

Yeah they were at it today

Weren't hammered and plenty of players were poor (Vertonghen pretty stinking tbh)

So it goes

fake pato is kind of racist, dude (darraghmac), Saturday, 18 November 2017 14:28 (two days ago) Permalink

It wouldn't be an act of calumny (wilson brace - one offside) to say this ref is a useless cunt. Then again our defence is garbage as well.

calzino, Saturday, 18 November 2017 15:36 (two days ago) Permalink

oh and you h8 bournemouth too ha

imago, Saturday, 18 November 2017 16:01 (two days ago) Permalink

They are down to 10 now and looking scared of winning, but I wouldn't rule out us getting nothing from this game still. We looked like we were going to blow them away in first 15!

calzino, Saturday, 18 November 2017 16:04 (two days ago) Permalink

Tbh, today was the first time in nearly 20 years when I didn't even know who we had today until I looked. I don't mean that against Bournemouth, just generally not too arsed about football atm. But I suppose still arsed enough to want us to do these uppity little shits!

calzino, Saturday, 18 November 2017 16:08 (two days ago) Permalink

Fucking humdinger from KDB just now.

Matt DC, Saturday, 18 November 2017 16:15 (two days ago) Permalink

ugh! ffs! 80% possession 100% boredom, and they score from a solitary breakaway, we are so predictably shite against 10.

calzino, Saturday, 18 November 2017 16:33 (two days ago) Permalink

mo salah is a v good player imo

gbx, Saturday, 18 November 2017 17:06 (two days ago) Permalink

Mos def.

Mata for Mkhi? Idk mang

Le Bateau Ivre, Saturday, 18 November 2017 17:08 (two days ago) Permalink

Mkhitaryan has been dismal for months

excited to see Martial Lukaku and Rashford at last

Number None, Saturday, 18 November 2017 17:13 (two days ago) Permalink

big match for lindelof

damian green is people (NickB), Saturday, 18 November 2017 17:15 (two days ago) Permalink

Is Blind dead btw?

Le Bateau Ivre, Saturday, 18 November 2017 17:22 (two days ago) Permalink

scored a pen in our last CL game

Number None, Saturday, 18 November 2017 17:27 (two days ago) Permalink

I'm aware, but not even on the bench today.

Le Bateau Ivre, Saturday, 18 November 2017 17:30 (two days ago) Permalink

He's on the last year of his contract iirc

Le Bateau Ivre, Saturday, 18 November 2017 17:30 (two days ago) Permalink

big match for lindelof

uh

Number None, Saturday, 18 November 2017 17:45 (two days ago) Permalink

sat on his arse for the goal

damian green is people (NickB), Saturday, 18 November 2017 17:48 (two days ago) Permalink

LOLz Rafa 1 Mou 0

Terry Micawber (Tom D.), Saturday, 18 November 2017 17:49 (two days ago) Permalink

Jesus what a depressing angle that is

fake pato is kind of racist, dude (darraghmac), Saturday, 18 November 2017 17:55 (two days ago) Permalink

is it lindelol or loldelöf?

Le Bateau Ivre, Saturday, 18 November 2017 18:24 (two days ago) Permalink

Pogba poor. Want to see him at #10, or #8.5. It's ridic seeing him picking up the ball between the central defenders. (Eriksen did the same today btw)

Le Bateau Ivre, Saturday, 18 November 2017 18:26 (two days ago) Permalink

Are you serious?

He's been our best player

Number None, Saturday, 18 November 2017 18:28 (two days ago) Permalink

He's been tried at #10 too. Doesn't work

We need him dictating the play from derp

Number None, Saturday, 18 November 2017 18:29 (two days ago) Permalink

Uh, deep

Number None, Saturday, 18 November 2017 18:30 (two days ago) Permalink

I am serious. I want to see the Juve Pogba. Miss that Pogba. 6 is ok but he's not up front enough for me. Ah well.

Le Bateau Ivre, Saturday, 18 November 2017 18:37 (two days ago) Permalink

Ok that's beautiful

Le Bateau Ivre, Saturday, 18 November 2017 18:44 (two days ago) Permalink

He's a different, and in my opinion, better, player now

deal with it

Number None, Saturday, 18 November 2017 19:18 (two days ago) Permalink

I def am dealing. His goal was great, his celebration of Rom's goal while leaving the pitch was <333

Le Bateau Ivre, Saturday, 18 November 2017 19:19 (two days ago) Permalink

yeah that was delightful

Zlatan looks sharp too!

Number None, Saturday, 18 November 2017 19:22 (two days ago) Permalink

Yeah that bicycle kick deserved better

Le Bateau Ivre, Saturday, 18 November 2017 19:25 (two days ago) Permalink

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Le Bateau Ivre, Sunday, 19 November 2017 17:27 (yesterday) Permalink

literally just a person's name

gbx, Sunday, 19 November 2017 18:19 (yesterday) Permalink

mo salah is a v good player imo

― gbx, Saturday, 18 November 2017 17:06 (yesterday)

Fuck yeah. I wasnt too sure about his finishing when he first started but jesus that strike yesterday was something else...and he's top scorer atm. Classic Scouse hair too.

Well bissogled trotters (Michael B), Sunday, 19 November 2017 19:48 (yesterday) Permalink

he is so good, what a signing!

Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Sunday, 19 November 2017 19:55 (yesterday) Permalink

Way to spoil a, admittedly awful, joke, gbx

Le Bateau Ivre, Sunday, 19 November 2017 20:18 (yesterday) Permalink

Salah is godlike, yes.

Le Bateau Ivre, Sunday, 19 November 2017 20:19 (yesterday) Permalink

Well that's red all day from Carroll what is he at these days

fake pato is kind of racist, dude (darraghmac), Sunday, 19 November 2017 22:35 (yesterday) Permalink

And again and again....wtf

fake pato is kind of racist, dude (darraghmac), Sunday, 19 November 2017 22:39 (yesterday) Permalink

Eesh arnautovic wrist

Great chances and saves itg

fake pato is kind of racist, dude (darraghmac), Sunday, 19 November 2017 22:44 (yesterday) Permalink

Arnautovic deserved that tbh.

Moyes out.

Le Bateau Ivre, Sunday, 19 November 2017 22:45 (yesterday) Permalink

Will Hughes v Dutch looking yesh

fake pato is kind of racist, dude (darraghmac), Sunday, 19 November 2017 22:47 (yesterday) Permalink

Pitchside analysis is fucking excruciating

fake pato is kind of racist, dude (darraghmac), Sunday, 19 November 2017 22:49 (yesterday) Permalink


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