Avengers: Infinity War

so i guess scott lang gets out of the quantum world then huh

and i guess steve rogers shaved as a mark of respect for the fallen

his beard was actually a separate living being

This is how Americans mourn.

i'd forgotten i posted that image about thanos' fat fucking nuts, it still makes me lol because i am eight years old

I was largely in favour of the death of 50% of sentient beings until I realised that doubles the percentage of oxygen stolen by Paul Rudd.

b-b-but he's america's sweetheart

hmmm usually you grow a mourning beard, I see they're innovating with mourning shaves. I take all my complaints about formulaic storytelling back

so you're saying it's... good mourning

I do love Natasha and Steve together. Buried inside "Winter Soldier" was a great buddy comedy with the two of them.

steve wishes he was buried within the winter soldier #amirite #subtext

there are rumours out there that this movie will end with steve and bucky indulging in a 45-minute no-holds-barred x-rated fuckfest to decide the fate of the universe

and i'm here for it, honestly

Fucky Barnes

steve rogers

Endgame

I mean it's right there in the title.

guys i think we've cracked it wide open

sorry for the spoilers, i guess

Be great if theres an Endgame 2 after this

Just cos

I might watch a production of Beckett's Endgame starring Captain America, Hawkeye, Ant-Man, and Black Widow.

are u listening kevin feige

steve rogers

"This guy rogers."

xpost Endgame 2 would be a two-parter. Endgame 2: One and Endgame 2: Two

a double

ender

sunglasses

glad they kind of recreated the thanos scarecrow, just a farmer now scene from the comics

so uh looks like hawkeye is doing the ronin thing now? odds are that he lost his whole family, right

i assume so, yeah

i kinda hate jeremy renner tbh

captain marvel's gonna end up saving tony i guess?

Clearly the sequel to Avengers: Endgame will be Avengers: End 2 End.

Step it up, people.

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/dS2QwKRhnds/hqdefault.jpg

(Sorry)

"He wiped out 50% of all living creatures"

Wait really? did Thanos kill half of the plants and lichens also?

What an asshole.

The trailer makes a lot of sense if you assume the survivors have problems with gut flora.

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god damn it

i can only read that to the tune of the soggy bottom boys' rendition of 'in the jailhouse now'

I've seen folks online bandying that around as a possible title for a while.

(Among, it must be said, a great number of other, much dumber titles.)

I was kinda hoping for the unlikely Avengers 4, with a blue '4' in a white circle.

fox deal's not closed yet buddy

They had the chutzpah to film the Spidey scenes for Civil War before that deal was finalized! Anything is possible!

all i want for xmas is john c reilly as the thing

How u make me want something I did not know I wanted

(You do mean Reilly in full Brule mode, I presume.)

it's the role he was born to play!

with the voice of Dr. Steve Brule

xp shit!

actually now i want will ferrell as johnny storm too

Pruppet Master
No Hulks allowed!

o god, I want this so badly

Go watch your stinking Sherlock movie and leave us alone, you animals.

I was kinda hoping for the unlikely Avengers 4, with a blue '4' in a white circle.

― vocabulary is just a way to sound samrter than you actually are (Old Lunch), Friday, December 7, 2018 3:49 PM (forty-eight minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

aw man, what a move

The appearance of Ronin, and a presumed dead Ant-Man turning up at the front door, makes me think they're moving into an era of Avengers that I really don't want them to move into.

Yeah, once the MCU starts riffing heavily on mid-2000s Marvel comics you can count me out ohhhhhhhhhh wait