Donald Trump: Classic or Dud?

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Remember, if they can belatedly indict The Crime Guy for one of his many, many obvious and highly public crimes, they could do the same thing to you.

— David Roth (@david_j_roth) March 30, 2023

lag∞n, Friday, 31 March 2023 02:09 (one year ago) link

look its been hinted at above but my understanding is that the actual crime would be more of a misdemeanor and is past the statute of limitations anyway, so the fact that he's being indicted on 34 counts hints there's a bit more going on here

frogbs, Friday, 31 March 2023 02:10 (one year ago) link

yeah why dont we wait and see what hes charged with before deciding if its bullshit

lag∞n, Friday, 31 March 2023 02:12 (one year ago) link

but yea the Republican response to this has been pathetic and incredibly dumb given that A) nobody knows what's in the indictment and B) he's almost certain to face several more indictments for much more serious crimes

frogbs, Friday, 31 March 2023 02:13 (one year ago) link

I don't blame Republicans for their response, tbh, they're doing exactly what they have to do politically.

Centrists and supposed libs like the TNR contributor there are just fucking morons.

papal hotwife (milo z), Friday, 31 March 2023 02:34 (one year ago) link

that Jedeed thread is impressive in its idiocy

"but if we arrest mobsters, they might retaliate!"

Gallows humor aside, this indictment is a disaster obviously. I'm in shock they actually went forward with this

— Matt Taibbi (@mtaibbi) March 31, 2023

the very juice and sperm of kindness. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 31 March 2023 09:28 (one year ago) link

Ah, Matt. On the wrong side of every argument for as long as I can remember.

dicbo=v2-ubswizzb&hrt (stevie), Friday, 31 March 2023 09:46 (one year ago) link

He must feel very proud when he looks upon the long stream of replies by absolute morons, schmucks, shitheads, bigots, racists, homophobes, gun-fuckers, toadies, wannabe-henchmen, power-worshippers and cowards who agree with him that people who are powerful and have money shouldn't be investigated or punished for crimes.

dicbo=v2-ubswizzb&hrt (stevie), Friday, 31 March 2023 09:50 (one year ago) link

What a dope

If presidents think they will be chased into jail under thin pretexts as ex-presidents, they’ll try even harder to never leave office. This is how autocracies are born. https://t.co/HGM1rAbHA3

— Matt Taibbi (@mtaibbi) March 31, 2023

Number None, Friday, 31 March 2023 11:49 (one year ago) link

lol

Roman History 101

— Rob Passarella (@robpas) March 31, 2023

lag∞n, Friday, 31 March 2023 11:52 (one year ago) link

republicans have already tried to criminalize rival politicians. it was trump who led the chants of "lock her up," it was republicans who led the sham benghazi hearings.

treeship., Friday, 31 March 2023 12:05 (one year ago) link

even harder

bulb after bulb, Friday, 31 March 2023 12:08 (one year ago) link

Never forget; "The first Rutles album took 20 minutes to record. The second took even longer ..."

— Mark Kermode (@KermodeMovie) February 27, 2012

Little Big Man Yells at Red Cloud (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 31 March 2023 12:41 (one year ago) link

Trump Executed https://t.co/UcEfuL0C4C pic.twitter.com/W3WNxih4ud

— The Onion (@TheOnion) March 31, 2023

dicbo=v2-ubswizzb&hrt (stevie), Friday, 31 March 2023 13:21 (one year ago) link

Lolol

They had two years to indict Trump before he became the presumptive Republican nominee.

He's off limits until the election is over. If the charges are that strong they can indict then if he loses.

— Dave Explains (@DaveExplainsWhy) March 31, 2023

Man, you can just rob a bank on Monday, declare you're running for President on Tuesday and book, you're immune!

The costa thing about there being unreported evidence might be relate for this which broke a couple hours before the indictment and got lost in the shuffle as a result

https://www.cnn.com/2023/03/30/politics/karen-mcdougal-trump-grand-jury/index.html

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 31 March 2023 13:26 (one year ago) link

nice of so many prominent Republican lawmakers and journalists to offer their hot takes before they even know what's in the indictment

frogbs, Friday, 31 March 2023 13:32 (one year ago) link

If presidents think they will be chased into jail under thin pretexts as ex-presidents, they’ll try even harder to never leave office.

Hopefully we'll never find out what it's like to have a defeated President try hard not to leave office

INDEPENDENTS DAY BY STEVEN SPILBERG (President Keyes), Friday, 31 March 2023 13:58 (one year ago) link

lol

if we arrest the GOP, they might start doing things to subvert democracy and disenfranchise voters!

This take is literally "We can't prosecute Trump because then Presidents will act like Trump."

INDEPENDENTS DAY BY STEVEN SPILBERG (President Keyes), Friday, 31 March 2023 13:59 (one year ago) link

this take is literally "Hi I'm Matt Taibbi give me money and i'll say what u want"

it's been a Stormy week for Donald Trump haha

ꙮ (map), Friday, 31 March 2023 15:10 (one year ago) link

it really does set a chilling precedent for people who have spent their entire adult lives defrauding the universe

— Lousy Smarch Madness (@scratchbomb) March 30, 2023

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 31 March 2023 15:29 (one year ago) link

i wonder what @daveexplains thinks when he hears people making fun of mansplainers who say actually too much. it guess it either makes dave bitterly angry or it just doesn't register at all

republicans have already tried to criminalize rival politicians. it was trump who led the chants of "lock her up," it was republicans who led the sham benghazi hearings.

― treeship

yeah...i don't want to look one up and i definitely don't want to make it up, but a handy rebuttal would just be a 4 hour long compilation of all the times trump and his dipshit fans have chanted "lock her up". nothing else, just that

it's a new day in the international landscape (z_tbd), Friday, 31 March 2023 15:37 (one year ago) link

but of course rebutting or responding at all is playing exactly into their horrible game

it's a new day in the international landscape (z_tbd), Friday, 31 March 2023 15:38 (one year ago) link

Didn't someone on Fox recently claim the "lock her up" chant was just a joke or some other BS? True bully asshole excuse, "come on, I was just kidding, lighten up ... "

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 31 March 2023 15:41 (one year ago) link

it really is funny that the entire GOP is treating Trump like he's Nelson Mandela right now when the thing he got busted for is illegally paying off a porn star

frogbs, Friday, 31 March 2023 16:33 (one year ago) link

on the local news they showed pro-Trump protestors on the roads outside Mar-a-Lago. it was a tiny handful of them and it was pretty hilarious. one of them said "hope to see thousands of us out here...hopefully pretty soon"

they should storm the place, to make sure he's safe.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 31 March 2023 16:41 (one year ago) link

yea he's gonna call on people to protest in New York and I bet there will be 3x as many reporters as actual protestors

frogbs, Friday, 31 March 2023 16:43 (one year ago) link

GOP is treating Trump like he's Nelson Mandela

Can't wait for the star-studded benefit concert

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 31 March 2023 16:49 (one year ago) link

maybe several sympathetic bands will write a tribute album with all original songs

such as Aaron Lewis with "If Loving Titty is Against the Law (Lock Me Up)"

The Washington Nationals have the opportunity to do the funniest thing in MLB history during the presidential mascot race on Saturday

— The Chiefsaholic Innocence Project (@aryasometimes) March 30, 2023

ꙮ (map), Friday, 31 March 2023 16:50 (one year ago) link

it funny that his primary opponents are defending him it makes no sense how do they hope to win

lag∞n, Friday, 31 March 2023 16:51 (one year ago) link

they indict trump and then this happens immediately https://t.co/RGzgsKkOcP

— Mr. American Neom (@raaleh) March 31, 2023

xyzzzz__, Friday, 31 March 2023 16:52 (one year ago) link

it funny that his primary opponents are defending him it makes no sense how do they hope to win


Running for VP, or hoping he dies, or they are just laundering money by running an impossible presidential campaign.

"The pudding incident?" (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 31 March 2023 17:45 (one year ago) link

someone needs to step up and start throwing bows cmon mix it up i want to see some scuffling

lag∞n, Friday, 31 March 2023 17:49 (one year ago) link

it funny that his primary opponents are defending him it makes no sense how do they hope to win

because the gop is the party of trump and still is. they emulate his language, even, and they know that vehement opposition to trump gets to you where liz cheney is. their only hope is to emulate him and hope that somehow trump can't run because he's in jail and that all of his dogshit supporters will somehow turn to them as the heir apparent. and yes, it makes no sense, and they have no chance of winning. there are no ideas other than cruelty and there haven't been for a long time

it's a new day in the international landscape (z_tbd), Friday, 31 March 2023 17:55 (one year ago) link

if they were serious about emulating him they would be sending passive aggressive tweets wishing him well in his serious legal matter that involves a porn star who said horrible things about his weird dick

lag∞n, Friday, 31 March 2023 17:57 (one year ago) link

^they lack the lifetime of practise Trump has accrued at that kind of shit

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Friday, 31 March 2023 17:58 (one year ago) link

theyre all such fn stiffs its shameful

lag∞n, Friday, 31 March 2023 17:59 (one year ago) link

“Political Persecution,” Trump alleged in his statement.

“Political persecution,” parroted Reps. Diana Harshbarger (Tenn.), Josh Brecheen (Okla.), Claudia Tenney (N.Y.), and Paul Gosar (Ariz.).

“Blatant Election Interference,” Trump announced.

“This is unprecedented election interference,” echoed GOP conference chair Elise Stefanik (N.Y.).

“An attempt to interfere in our Presidential election,” echoed House Speaker Kevin McCarthy (Calif.).

“Witch hunt,” complained Trump.

“Witch hunt,” repeated Reps. George Santos (N.Y.), Lauren Boebert (Colo.), Ralph Norman (S.C.), Matt Gaetz (Fla.) and more, including House Majority Whip Tom Emmer (Minn.).

“Weaponizing our justice system,” Trump inveighed.

“Weaponizing,” chorused Majority Leader Steve Scalise and Reps. David Rouzer (N.C.), Austin Scott (Ga.), Rich McCormick (Ga.) and more.

Trump blamed George Soros. Reps. Wesley Hunt (Tex.), Mike Johnson (La.), Harshbarger, Gosar and Sens. Rick Scott (Fla.) and Ron Johnson (Wis.) blamed Soros.

They aped Trump in other ways, too.

In their vulgarity:

“Enough of this witch hunt bulls---,” tweeted Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (Ga.)

“This is complete and utter bulls---,” asserted Rep. Brian Mast (Fla.).

In using ALL CAPS:

“WITCH HUNT!” screamed Rep. Ronny Jackson (Tex.) and “Alvin Bragg is a NATIONAL EMBARRASSMENT.”

In demanding vengeance:

“Hunter Biden: Call your lawyers,” suggested Rep. Darrell Issa (Calif.).

“The House of Representatives will hold Alvin Bragg and his unprecedented abuse of power to account,” declared McCarthy.

“When Trump wins, THESE PEOPLE WILL PAY!!” tweeted Jackson.

In voicing deep-state conspiracy theories:

“The Regime occupying our country and systematically killing America is most afraid of President Donald J. Trump,” warned Gosar.

And in stoking paranoia among the unstable:

“If they can come for him, they can come for anyone,” tweeted Rep. Andy Biggs (Ariz.).

it's a new day in the international landscape (z_tbd), Friday, 31 March 2023 18:02 (one year ago) link

we should arrest more Republicans imo

Is the Trump indictment Biden's Katrina?

— New York Times Pitchbot (@DougJBalloon) March 31, 2023

the very juice and sperm of kindness. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 31 March 2023 18:14 (one year ago) link

WITCH CAUGHT

INDEPENDENTS DAY BY STEVEN SPILBERG (President Keyes), Friday, 31 March 2023 18:21 (one year ago) link

because this all but ensures him the gop nomination and they would all like to be his running mate or in his cabinet.

Thus Sang Freud, Friday, 31 March 2023 18:28 (one year ago) link


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