Donald Trump: Classic or Dud?

Dud

good luck donald trump

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Ten-year-old nabisco offTM:

Here's something funny: when I was ten years old I had a vague admiration for Donald Trump and Lee Iacocca (both very feted at the time) and a downright intense love of Alex P. Keaton from Family Ties, who I didn't understand to be something of a joke. As such, despite having really liked Mondale -- having a woman as a running mate impressed me, probably because of the mother/father dynamic of it -- I was convinced that I wanted to be a Republican and a businessman or lawyer of some sort. In fact, I started a "company" with my friends Brian and Jeff -- we made board games, and hired Tony, the best breakdancer I have ever known, to do the art -- and I was constantly attempting to read the law and economics books in my father's library. Everyone seemed to think this was "cute," though I sort of wish someone had just explained politics to me. In either case, I got over it quickly and went back to wanting to be a writer.

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― nabisco (nabisco), Saturday, June 14, 2003 1:28 PM (fourteen years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

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i suppose 'classic' in that he's all a lot of people can think about or talk about and his brain dmamage is so powerful it's infected the world

p bad president and person tho

takes balls to rock that combover day in and out

I can see the blood from the man-flesh on his teeth!

What you lookin' at?
You all a bunch of fuckin' assholes. You know why? You don't have the guts to be what you wanna be?
You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your fuckin' fingers and say,
"That's the bad guy.
" So... what that make you? Good? You're not good.
You just know how to hide, how to lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth. Even when I lie.
So say good night to the bad guy!
Come on. The last time you gonna see a bad guy like this again, let me tell you.
Come on. Make way for the bad guy. There's a bad guy comin' through! Better get outta his way!

You certainly don't, pal, 'cause the good news is - you're fired. The bad news is - you've got, all of you've got just one week to regain your jobs starting with tonight. Starting with tonight's sit. Oh? Have I got your attention now? Good. 'Cause we're adding a little something to this month's sales contest. As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anyone wanna see second prize? Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired. Get the picture? You laughing now? You got leads. Mitch and Murray paid good money, get their names to sell them; you can't close the leads you're given, you can't close shit. You ARE shit! Hit the bricks, pal, and beat it 'cause you are going OUT!

Search: "move on her like a bitch"

Destroy: everything else

"Trump never said he had tapes, he just inferred that he did. And it is not intimidating a witness since Comey is telling the truth and knew that any tapes would prove his version of events."

everyone is classic but not everyone should be president

President Don once had a dream
The world held his hand, gave their pledge
So he told them his scheme for a savior machine

Trump lingered last in line for brains
And the one he got was sorta rotten and insane
Small hands (so sad!), a rust-hued clown
Is Trump fast asleep or rockin' out with Three Doors Down?

Murricuns electing Donald Trump: Classic or dud?

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haven't thought about this guy for a while. i think he was popular in the 80s?

Overrated

I think he'd make really great hog slurry. You can really tell a lot about a man by the way his pureed corpus fills a trough.

red means 'run, son. numbers add up to nothin'
. . .
shelter me from the putin and the banker
i bankrupted casinos. who the fuck does that?

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#daddy

#dilfsinjocks

wasting his finite reserves of energy there

Cronenbergian

Like a hastily-assembled meat collage.

hard to tell who is more obsessed with him the right or the left.

also the media love/hate thing is so cute. get a room you two.

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“I was the first & only potential GOP candidate to state there will be no cuts to Social Security, Medicare & Medicaid. Huckabee copied me.”

He is only as wicked and hellspawned as the hatred and resentment simmering in the heartland of the most violent nation ever

I think you might need to look into a thing called history if you think this is the most violent nation ever.

you suggest Panama?

the 1997 NYer profile of Trump is start-to-finish amazing but if I had to pick a favorite part it's this https://t.co/reqFZ79eZd pic.twitter.com/Qnwnuiyxqh

— Rosie Gray (@RosieGray) June 23, 2017

hard to tell who is more obsessed with him the right or the left.

libs/"centrists" for sure

it's sobering to realize that Trump is probably the most famous person in human history now

*not adjusted for population inflation

indicative of a deep flaw in our universe

truly he is king of the narcissist personality disorder sufferers

i think jesus still beats him out unless we're only counting contemporaneous fame

Michael Jackson sold a hundred million records

contemporaneous fame. MJ is up there but there are twice as many people on Earth now than there were in 1984.

Donlad Turmp sold a hundred million and one. Sad!

Part of my problem is that I have to do a lot of things myself. It takes so much time. Julio Iglesias is coming to Mar-a-Lago, but I have to call Julio, I have to have lunch with Julio. I have Pavarotti coming. Pavarotti doesn’t perform for anybody. He’s the highest-paid performer in the world. A million dollars a performance. The hardest guy to get. If I call him, he’ll do it—for a huge amount less. Why? Because they like me, they respect me, I don’t know.

I think you might need to look into a thing called history if you think this is the most violent nation ever.

idk Native American genocide plus slavery plus nuclear bomb-dropping... surely we're in the running

probably a million people killed by u.s. in vietnam/laos/cambodia. nobody will ever know how many. not pol pot numbers, but still...

mao would be the world champ though.

it's sobering to realize that Trump is probably the most famous person in human history now

this is a ridiculous statement

Man, if only Trump would tweet that he's bigger than Jesus...

well he's certainly fatter

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vvg

BIN LADEN WON

she could just be out of her mind

This. She's been a major, out of her mind Trumper for years.

bin laden did win, tbh

he got bush and the neocons to sliiiiightly overreact in Iraq and Afghanistan, which played a big hand in obama getting elected (he was one of the few candidates who could credibly say he was against iraq from the beginning), and then white americans got so mad about a black man being president that they elected trump, which made pretty much everyone mad

not that he planned it out that way, of course. but the initial destabilizing event 9/11 led very directly to other destabilizing events, varnished the bravado of 80% of americans being for bush in the wake of the attack, freedom fries, all that bullshit. one big evil tragedy leads to another

and eventually everyone's just like "fuck you asshole!", including me. seriously, fuck any republican 4 life for what they did. i'm supposed to talk to them? fuck them

She's a nutjob, but honestly, I don't think there is much significance to the Bin Laden connection

okay, she references some 'bombshell': ... the Revolver News bombshell on possible FBI infiltration in 1/6

Prepare for this bombshell, people.. this... changes... everything...

BI(nla)DEN WON

The golldang FBI orchestrated the Capitol Riots!! Wait watch the lametream media try to distort this electrifying new evidence

Trump-Bin Laden 2024

Here we go:

BREAKING: Congressman Matt Gaetz calls on FBI Director Christopher Wray to fully disclose the role and involvement of FBI operatives during the January 6th Capitol riot.

Look! a condor in a wet suit!

he sure is playing with fire

now i'm looking up how many nieces and nephews bin laden has but i can't find it, i think it may be in the hundreds

he had 53 siblings and most (if not all) males in his family have a large number of wives

Bin Laden, nieces, nephews, Matt Gaetz: patterns seem to be appearing - what could it all mean?

The scum also rises.

The golldang FBI orchestrated the Capitol Riots!!

This isn't really an unbelievable concept.

these patterns...they must mean something!

this can't be a coincidence

looks toward heavens

THIS CAN'T BE A COINCIDENCE?!?

THIS CAN'T JUST BE, ALL OF IT, UNPLANNED!!

or, on the other hand, maybe it is

the wingnuts are obsessing over use of "unindicted co-conspirators" in the indictments of rioters--claiming that they must all be undercover FBI agents (rather than rioters flipping on other rioters)

the wingnuts only know how 5 things work in the world and just hinge on key phrases that manipulative talking heads convince them are important.

words/phrases that no longer mean anything thanks to Trumpers wrecking them:

"fake news"
"voting irregularities"
"unindicted co-conspirators"
"Quid pro quo"
"Treason"
"coup"
"bigot"

I'll never forget how quickly Trump co-opted the phrase 'fake news' as a legitimate descriptor of his word vomit and just turned it into more word vomit. Dismantling the English language and cobbling together a verbal IED from the remains.

xpost add "exonerated" to the list.

"witch hunt"

"great"

dud

I've known Jeff for fifteen years. Terrific guy. He's a lot of fun to be with. It is even said that he likes beautiful women as much as I do, and many of them are on the younger side. No doubt about it — Jeffrey enjoys his social life.

“Testing is killing me!” Trump reportedly told then-Health and Human Services Secretary Alex Azar during a phone call on March 18. Trump was yelling so loud that aides were said to have overheard every word of the conversation.

“I’m going to lose the election because of testing! What idiot had the federal government do testing?” Trump exclaimed.

“Uh, do you mean Jared?” Azar responded, according to the Post...

Getting tired of all the "Weisselberg is about to flip" stories. The fact that prosecutors are now looking at Matthew Calamari probably means Weisselberg told them to go pound sand.

or they're just hungry

Maybe, in a twist, Trump is gonna flip on Weisselberg.

seriously, is anything at ALL going to happen to him before he's running for president in 2024 and is immune to prosecution again, according to DOJ policy 2340, regional prosecution jurisdiction order AJ#22 and what's known as "the unspoken gentlemen's code" that when you're running for office and you might win, you can't commit crimes?

before he's running for president in 2024

by this i mean starting to run for president in 2022, when the campaigns start in earnest

Former President Donald Trump has amassed 10 times more campaign cash than he had four years ago, and he’s already resuming fundraising efforts ahead of intra-party clashes in the 2022 midterms and a potential 2024 presidential run.

Trump’s leadership PAC, Save America PAC, had $85 million in the bank through March, CNBC reported this week. That’s up from $31 million through the end of 2020. The group will officially file its fundraising and spending figures with the Federal Election Commission by April 15.

Bolstered by a constant stream of online donations from diehard supporters, Trump is in a stronger financial position than he was four years ago. Through the first three months of 2017, his campaign reported having about $8.4 million in the bank. Trump began fundraising for reelection shortly after taking office, giving him a significant head start in the 2020 race.

of course he'll run for office until he's dead. he finally found a business where people just throw money at him

figured there'd be a bump for this additional proof about what a whiny thin-skinned snowflake he was:

https://www.businessinsider.com/trump-asked-if-doj-fcc-could-punish-snl-after-mocking-report-2021-6

President Donald Trump asked advisors and lawyers to look into how "Saturday Night Live" and other late-night shows could be punished after they mocked him, The Daily Beast's Asawin Suebsaeng and Adam Rawnsley reported on Tuesday.

Two sources told the outlet that Trump had asked aides in 2019 to look at what the Federal Communications Commission, US courts, and the Department of Justice could do about "SNL" and other shows, like "Jimmy Kimmel Live."

in a slightly better alternate universe, instead of trump getting enraged by obama at the press dinner in 2011 (reminder: trump was enraged by obama because obama had the nerve to make a joke making light of how trump had led a global racist movement targeting obama's birth certificate) and becoming president and shitting all over this country's dinner, he could have instead been enraged by SNL making fun of him and instead taken over SNL and made the show even worse, somehow. but i suppose entertainment and politics are forever entwined now

basically he was Victor Orban without the cunning

Ron DeSantis is doing quite well with the dead enders. Don't be surprised if the money people turn to him.

DeSantis is a fuckin' monster.

Our friends on this thread will soon find out.

Don't worry, I believe both of you! No need to have him foisted on us to understand, we don't doubt his monstrosity.

hoping he gets completely destroyed in the lawsuits over the illegal Big Tech 'fine' system he signed into law

i don't wish DeSantis on anybody. Gillum might have alcohol issues but he's someone I would have trusted.

Abbott seems to be gunning for the role of biggest GOP monster, governor division.

in retrospect, it's amazing that all-time classic ilxor abbbbbbotttttt knew to modify her name before Abbott came on the national scene

amusingly, In the Heights removed its only reference to Donald Trump from the lyrics to "96,000" for the movie

changed it to Tiger Woods