Donald Trump: Classic or Dud?

Dud

good luck donald trump

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Ten-year-old nabisco offTM:

Here's something funny: when I was ten years old I had a vague admiration for Donald Trump and Lee Iacocca (both very feted at the time) and a downright intense love of Alex P. Keaton from Family Ties, who I didn't understand to be something of a joke. As such, despite having really liked Mondale -- having a woman as a running mate impressed me, probably because of the mother/father dynamic of it -- I was convinced that I wanted to be a Republican and a businessman or lawyer of some sort. In fact, I started a "company" with my friends Brian and Jeff -- we made board games, and hired Tony, the best breakdancer I have ever known, to do the art -- and I was constantly attempting to read the law and economics books in my father's library. Everyone seemed to think this was "cute," though I sort of wish someone had just explained politics to me. In either case, I got over it quickly and went back to wanting to be a writer.

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― nabisco (nabisco), Saturday, June 14, 2003 1:28 PM (fourteen years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

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i suppose 'classic' in that he's all a lot of people can think about or talk about and his brain dmamage is so powerful it's infected the world

p bad president and person tho

takes balls to rock that combover day in and out

I can see the blood from the man-flesh on his teeth!

What you lookin' at?
You all a bunch of fuckin' assholes. You know why? You don't have the guts to be what you wanna be?
You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your fuckin' fingers and say,
"That's the bad guy.
" So... what that make you? Good? You're not good.
You just know how to hide, how to lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth. Even when I lie.
So say good night to the bad guy!
Come on. The last time you gonna see a bad guy like this again, let me tell you.
Come on. Make way for the bad guy. There's a bad guy comin' through! Better get outta his way!

You certainly don't, pal, 'cause the good news is - you're fired. The bad news is - you've got, all of you've got just one week to regain your jobs starting with tonight. Starting with tonight's sit. Oh? Have I got your attention now? Good. 'Cause we're adding a little something to this month's sales contest. As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anyone wanna see second prize? Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired. Get the picture? You laughing now? You got leads. Mitch and Murray paid good money, get their names to sell them; you can't close the leads you're given, you can't close shit. You ARE shit! Hit the bricks, pal, and beat it 'cause you are going OUT!

Search: "move on her like a bitch"

Destroy: everything else

"Trump never said he had tapes, he just inferred that he did. And it is not intimidating a witness since Comey is telling the truth and knew that any tapes would prove his version of events."

everyone is classic but not everyone should be president

President Don once had a dream
The world held his hand, gave their pledge
So he told them his scheme for a savior machine

Trump lingered last in line for brains
And the one he got was sorta rotten and insane
Small hands (so sad!), a rust-hued clown
Is Trump fast asleep or rockin' out with Three Doors Down?

Murricuns electing Donald Trump: Classic or dud?

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haven't thought about this guy for a while. i think he was popular in the 80s?

Overrated

I think he'd make really great hog slurry. You can really tell a lot about a man by the way his pureed corpus fills a trough.

red means 'run, son. numbers add up to nothin'
. . .
shelter me from the putin and the banker
i bankrupted casinos. who the fuck does that?

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#daddy

#dilfsinjocks

wasting his finite reserves of energy there

Cronenbergian

Like a hastily-assembled meat collage.

hard to tell who is more obsessed with him the right or the left.

also the media love/hate thing is so cute. get a room you two.

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“I was the first & only potential GOP candidate to state there will be no cuts to Social Security, Medicare & Medicaid. Huckabee copied me.”

He is only as wicked and hellspawned as the hatred and resentment simmering in the heartland of the most violent nation ever

I think you might need to look into a thing called history if you think this is the most violent nation ever.

you suggest Panama?

the 1997 NYer profile of Trump is start-to-finish amazing but if I had to pick a favorite part it's this https://t.co/reqFZ79eZd pic.twitter.com/Qnwnuiyxqh

— Rosie Gray (@RosieGray) June 23, 2017

hard to tell who is more obsessed with him the right or the left.

libs/"centrists" for sure

it's sobering to realize that Trump is probably the most famous person in human history now

*not adjusted for population inflation

indicative of a deep flaw in our universe

truly he is king of the narcissist personality disorder sufferers

i think jesus still beats him out unless we're only counting contemporaneous fame

Michael Jackson sold a hundred million records

contemporaneous fame. MJ is up there but there are twice as many people on Earth now than there were in 1984.

Donlad Turmp sold a hundred million and one. Sad!

Part of my problem is that I have to do a lot of things myself. It takes so much time. Julio Iglesias is coming to Mar-a-Lago, but I have to call Julio, I have to have lunch with Julio. I have Pavarotti coming. Pavarotti doesn’t perform for anybody. He’s the highest-paid performer in the world. A million dollars a performance. The hardest guy to get. If I call him, he’ll do it—for a huge amount less. Why? Because they like me, they respect me, I don’t know.

I think you might need to look into a thing called history if you think this is the most violent nation ever.

idk Native American genocide plus slavery plus nuclear bomb-dropping... surely we're in the running

probably a million people killed by u.s. in vietnam/laos/cambodia. nobody will ever know how many. not pol pot numbers, but still...

mao would be the world champ though.

it's sobering to realize that Trump is probably the most famous person in human history now

this is a ridiculous statement

Man, if only Trump would tweet that he's bigger than Jesus...

well he's certainly fatter

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“That was appropriately quick," former prosecutor @MitchellEpner noted. https://t.co/dlnbFe1Nzp

— Adam Klasfeld (@KlasfeldReports) September 22, 2022

supposedly this change she's made means that the stay can't be appealed to SCOTUS anymore

I don't know, Epstein got a consequence.

He got a get-out-of-jail-early card, and to protect dozens and dozens of his clients in the process.

anything can be appealed to scotus as scotus isn't following rules any more

the old court order was vacated and a newer one was issued, so there is no old order in force to appeal

Haberman describes Rep. Debbie Dingell (D-Mich.) getting a phone call from an unknown number. “When she answered, the man on the other end identified himself as a Washington Post reporter, and said he knew her husband from his investigations in Congress. The name he gave was not one she recognized. The man asked Dingell if she was looking for an apology from Trump. No, she replied, merely that people could be civil to one another. As the man talked, Dingell couldn’t shake the idea that his voice sounded like that of the forty-fifth president.”

Phony call very much in character.

Newly released Jan. 6 body-worn camera footage shows the mob using an enormous TRUMP sign as a battering ram against police. pic.twitter.com/8pPMupf2cn

— Ryan J. Reilly (@ryanjreilly) September 28, 2022

It may be new footage, but the only real reason for recasting this as 'news' is because most people in the USA have forgotten how they felt on Jan. 6, 2021 while watching all this in real time and half of them have had false memories implanted by the Trumpian media.

Literally a false flag, it clearly says "dWURT" or something.

tbh even I was skeptical of the idea that prominent Republicans including the President himself would've been involved in organizing this but I guess I forgot Trump rule #1 which is that things are always worse than they look

wow speaking of

NEW: Remember when Trump took a trip to Japan back in 2019 and reports surfaced that the WH requested the move the USS John McCain out of view so it wouldn't upset Trump?

Well, I #FOIA'd the military for docs about this & 3 yrs later they just arrived

"This just makes me sad" pic.twitter.com/GeJwQIn57S

— Jason Leopold (@JasonLeopold) September 29, 2022

actually remember some rightwingers chastising people for believing this "obviously fake" story

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“He just grabbed it,” May told aides. “What can I do?”

you just grab em by the, er, hand

"This just makes me sad" for October US Politics thread.

Apparently he's on quite a truth rant tonight, must be more bad news coming. Even for him, particularly unhinged, not the least of which is some extremely racist shit aimed at McConnell's wife.

I don't usually share his posts, but this is insane. pic.twitter.com/95gDKhjTWP

— Christopher Bouzy (@cbouzy) September 30, 2022

Holy fucking shit. He's losing what little self control he had.

his what now?

yeah idk what kinda goodwill you are extending him that he ~ever~ had that

I'm sure he's turned down a third Big Mac from time to time.

a group of women who appear to be nuns are at the Trump rally in Warren, Michigan (Getty) pic.twitter.com/8DhAeB1jxa

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) October 1, 2022

"Six nuns walk into a Trump rally..."

They were at another recent rally of his too. They can’t be real, they’re probably the female equivalent of the trad cats men who wear capes.

*cath

Six Nuns and 2000 Mules

nones

2000 Mules for Sister Sara (and her 5 friends)

Kind of wish Sister Wendy was still around to do a show about Trump fan art.

How do you solve a problem like the Donald

do you find trump merch in charity shoppes over there these days? i'd kind of like one of those "TRUMP - AT LAST A PRESIDENT WITH BALLS" tshirts

Doin' the Vatican drag

https://www.ncronline.org/news/people/religious-life/record-michigan-nuns-trump-rally-are-not-really-nuns

i for one am shocked

He's a hard habit to break.

being without him takes a lot of getting used to
you learn to live with it

CNN must be shaking in their loafers:

In the lawsuit filed Monday, Trump’s attorneys claim CNN “has sought to use its massive influence — purportedly as a ‘trusted’ news source — to defame the Plaintiff in the minds of its viewers and readers for the purpose of defeating him politically, culminating in CNN claiming credit for ‘(getting) Trump out’ in the 2020 presidential election.”

The former president is seeking $475 million in punitive damages, according to the lawsuit...

Wait'll he finds out CNN is now owned by one of his supporters.

The filing of the suit and the $475 million amount were publicized, therefore it has already accomplished its whole mission. It'll get 1/10th of the attention when it's tossed out.

They can’t be real, they’re probably the female equivalent of the trad cats men who wear capes.

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Trump says pollster told him: “If George Washington and Abraham Lincoln came alive from the dead and formed a President and VP team, you would beat them by 40%.” pic.twitter.com/dlsQvCavdP

— Ron Filipkowski 🇺🇦 (@RonFilipkowski) October 5, 2022

He said, "Sir . . ."

I knew it before I even listened to the clip. It's one of his "tells."

It's never, "...this is a Wendy's."

beyond parody
"and Abraham ... *Lincoln* ..."

'.. just prior to the plague..' is crucial here

By the way, "RSBN"? Is this the network for people who think Newsmax is staffed by bed wetting liberals?

Right Side Broadcasting Network (RSBN) is a pro-free speech network dedicated to bringing the TRUTH to the American people and the world

Actually founded in 2015, I've never heard of it either

our hero, the man who fucked america in the ass

I swear, we (and I dont just mean ILX I mean reddit and twitter and etc) need to stop giving these pissant media groups and social media platforms any oxygen. If we all stopped listening to/talking about him COMPLETELY, this would wither and dry up and die.

It's been grimly, terrifyingly fascinating to me how, following the election and Jan 6, as Fox News has ever-so-slightly pivoted its lips away from Trump's asshole, channels like OAN, etc, have gained more visibility.