Donald Trump: Classic or Dud?

Dud

good luck donald trump

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Ten-year-old nabisco offTM:

Here's something funny: when I was ten years old I had a vague admiration for Donald Trump and Lee Iacocca (both very feted at the time) and a downright intense love of Alex P. Keaton from Family Ties, who I didn't understand to be something of a joke. As such, despite having really liked Mondale -- having a woman as a running mate impressed me, probably because of the mother/father dynamic of it -- I was convinced that I wanted to be a Republican and a businessman or lawyer of some sort. In fact, I started a "company" with my friends Brian and Jeff -- we made board games, and hired Tony, the best breakdancer I have ever known, to do the art -- and I was constantly attempting to read the law and economics books in my father's library. Everyone seemed to think this was "cute," though I sort of wish someone had just explained politics to me. In either case, I got over it quickly and went back to wanting to be a writer.

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― nabisco (nabisco), Saturday, June 14, 2003 1:28 PM (fourteen years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

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i suppose 'classic' in that he's all a lot of people can think about or talk about and his brain dmamage is so powerful it's infected the world

p bad president and person tho

takes balls to rock that combover day in and out

I can see the blood from the man-flesh on his teeth!

What you lookin' at?
You all a bunch of fuckin' assholes. You know why? You don't have the guts to be what you wanna be?
You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your fuckin' fingers and say,
"That's the bad guy.
" So... what that make you? Good? You're not good.
You just know how to hide, how to lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth. Even when I lie.
So say good night to the bad guy!
Come on. The last time you gonna see a bad guy like this again, let me tell you.
Come on. Make way for the bad guy. There's a bad guy comin' through! Better get outta his way!

You certainly don't, pal, 'cause the good news is - you're fired. The bad news is - you've got, all of you've got just one week to regain your jobs starting with tonight. Starting with tonight's sit. Oh? Have I got your attention now? Good. 'Cause we're adding a little something to this month's sales contest. As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anyone wanna see second prize? Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired. Get the picture? You laughing now? You got leads. Mitch and Murray paid good money, get their names to sell them; you can't close the leads you're given, you can't close shit. You ARE shit! Hit the bricks, pal, and beat it 'cause you are going OUT!

Search: "move on her like a bitch"

Destroy: everything else

"Trump never said he had tapes, he just inferred that he did. And it is not intimidating a witness since Comey is telling the truth and knew that any tapes would prove his version of events."

everyone is classic but not everyone should be president

President Don once had a dream
The world held his hand, gave their pledge
So he told them his scheme for a savior machine

Trump lingered last in line for brains
And the one he got was sorta rotten and insane
Small hands (so sad!), a rust-hued clown
Is Trump fast asleep or rockin' out with Three Doors Down?

Murricuns electing Donald Trump: Classic or dud?

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haven't thought about this guy for a while. i think he was popular in the 80s?

Overrated

I think he'd make really great hog slurry. You can really tell a lot about a man by the way his pureed corpus fills a trough.

red means 'run, son. numbers add up to nothin'
. . .
shelter me from the putin and the banker
i bankrupted casinos. who the fuck does that?

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#daddy

#dilfsinjocks

wasting his finite reserves of energy there

Cronenbergian

Like a hastily-assembled meat collage.

hard to tell who is more obsessed with him the right or the left.

also the media love/hate thing is so cute. get a room you two.

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“I was the first & only potential GOP candidate to state there will be no cuts to Social Security, Medicare & Medicaid. Huckabee copied me.”

He is only as wicked and hellspawned as the hatred and resentment simmering in the heartland of the most violent nation ever

I think you might need to look into a thing called history if you think this is the most violent nation ever.

you suggest Panama?

the 1997 NYer profile of Trump is start-to-finish amazing but if I had to pick a favorite part it's this https://t.co/reqFZ79eZd pic.twitter.com/Qnwnuiyxqh

— Rosie Gray (@RosieGray) June 23, 2017

hard to tell who is more obsessed with him the right or the left.

libs/"centrists" for sure

it's sobering to realize that Trump is probably the most famous person in human history now

*not adjusted for population inflation

indicative of a deep flaw in our universe

truly he is king of the narcissist personality disorder sufferers

i think jesus still beats him out unless we're only counting contemporaneous fame

Michael Jackson sold a hundred million records

contemporaneous fame. MJ is up there but there are twice as many people on Earth now than there were in 1984.

Donlad Turmp sold a hundred million and one. Sad!

Part of my problem is that I have to do a lot of things myself. It takes so much time. Julio Iglesias is coming to Mar-a-Lago, but I have to call Julio, I have to have lunch with Julio. I have Pavarotti coming. Pavarotti doesn’t perform for anybody. He’s the highest-paid performer in the world. A million dollars a performance. The hardest guy to get. If I call him, he’ll do it—for a huge amount less. Why? Because they like me, they respect me, I don’t know.

I think you might need to look into a thing called history if you think this is the most violent nation ever.

idk Native American genocide plus slavery plus nuclear bomb-dropping... surely we're in the running

probably a million people killed by u.s. in vietnam/laos/cambodia. nobody will ever know how many. not pol pot numbers, but still...

mao would be the world champ though.

it's sobering to realize that Trump is probably the most famous person in human history now

this is a ridiculous statement

Man, if only Trump would tweet that he's bigger than Jesus...

well he's certainly fatter

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President Donald Trump on the existence of Category 5 hurricanes, 2017-2019. pic.twitter.com/IRRny20hfp

— Daniel Dale (@ddale8) September 1, 2019

That narcissistic way of making everything about him. His perspective. What he knows about weather, and the unsaid assumption that we should be impressed because he’s never heard of fill-in-the-blank. Kind of annoying! Dud.

that's the ultimate

His arse is a category 5 about to make landfall

no one has ever seen it, it's not great, very incredible

it generates from very strong winds

some very

If they shut off those troublesome wind turbines, the hurricane would probably die down

Keep the turbines on, and the hurricane can die from cancer!

And afterwards, Trump will cure cancer.

with nukes

aimed at the Tropic of Cancer, because that's where cancer originates

or so many people are saying

i think of it all the time, if only that stupid fucking show had failed....

Someone commented that Donald Trump stands like a centaur without its hind legs, and now I can't unsee it. https://t.co/3g6SCtiIbU

— Nathan W (@N8TechTweetz) September 3, 2019

Look, you try being a shoggoth stuffed into the hollowed-out flesh suit of a Trump and we'll see how convincingly you stand upright as if you were an actual human being.

Funny pic but not real. Read further down the reddit thread to find the unshopped version. They're still hideous monsters.

there are over a million subreddits, let alone threads

i found this https://imgflip.com/gif/39n2dj

did karl make that

i don't care what's real, reality is unreal

nope! I probably would have added stink waves or something

OK, so they made him slightly fatter but *his posture is still insane*.

or the back part of a two person horse costume

How is this even possible pic.twitter.com/aM4BZs9IZ7

— Anime Terese (@banalplay) September 8, 2019

Maybe he uses some experimental exosuit to stand upright and walk, like Batman in Kingdom Come.

I can’t imagine what this guy looks like when the dyes, hair glues, amphetamines, and mech suits aren’t holding him together.

Shelf-Butt

our steatopygous president

Not Entirely Safe For Work Illustration By R. Crumb About This Phenomena

There’s a response to that tweet that mentions a medical condition sometimes caused by obesity that results in a messed up spine and will leave you looking like that. I but it.

on balance i would say dud

Some fun quotes in here.

"No one knows what to expect from him anymore," one former White House official, who spoke on the condition of anonymity to discuss internal conversations about the president, told Insider.

They added: "His mood changes from one minute to the next based on some headline or tweet, and the next thing you know his entire schedule gets tossed out the window because he's losing his s---."

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"People are used to the president saying things that aren't true, but this Alabama stuff is another story," the former official said. "This was the president sending out patently false information about a national-emergency situation as it was unfolding."

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"He's deteriorating in plain sight," one Republican strategist who's in frequent contact with the White House told Insider on Friday.

Asked why the president was obsessed with Alabama instead of the states that would actually be affected by the storm, the strategist said, "you should ask a psychiatrist about that; I'm not sure I'm qualified to comment."

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Indeed, one person who was close to Trump's legal team during the Russia investigation told Insider his public statements were "nothing compared to what he's like behind closed doors."

"He's like a bull seeing red," this person added. "There's just no getting through to him, and you can kiss your plans for the day goodbye because you're basically stuck looking after a 4-year-old now."

He's the best at being dud, so... classic dud!

how many times has that article been written

would you say....he is becoming increasingly isolated

sure, but more than that i'd say this is the week he really became...unhinged

Like a dinosaur

What kind of dinosaur tho?

One with dementia

i do think he's gotten worse over the last month or two though

To the Pencemobile!

someone on twitter posited that the alabama thing was from him misreading “bahamas” either because of deteriorating vision or lessened brain function. it tracks tbh

that's what I've assumed

I had nothing to do with the decision of our great @VP Mike Pence to stay overnight at one of the Trump owned resorts in Doonbeg, Ireland. Mike’s family has lived in Doonbeg for many years, and he thought that during his very busy European visit, he would stop and see his family!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 9, 2019

I know nothing about an Air Force plane landing at an airport (which I do not own and have nothing to do with) near Turnberry Resort (which I do own) in Scotland, and filling up with fuel, with the crew staying overnight at Turnberry (they have good taste!). NOTHING TO DO WITH ME

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 9, 2019

(they have good taste!). NOTHING TO DO WITH ME

You know what could have avoided all this, Mr. President? Divestiture after you were elected.

i has nothing to do with it but i will be profiting from it regardless, nbd

i like that Some More News video that points out he has major conflicts of interest and all he's doing with it is minor grift like selling shitty hats

.@realDonaldTrump honors mass shooting heroes #MAGA2020 pic.twitter.com/1F0oWCxidH

— Prophet Victor Berger IV (@VicBergerIV) September 9, 2019

I can’t imagine what this guy looks like when the dyes, hair glues, amphetamines, and mech suits aren’t holding him together.

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the sloth victim from Se7en

lmao @ that Vic Berger video

Srsly. There needs to be way more people making fun of Trump supporters.