Donald Trump: Classic or Dud?

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The times they are a changing, perhaps (map), Thursday, 22 June 2017 17:07 (two years ago) link

good luck donald trump

imago, Thursday, 22 June 2017 17:07 (two years ago) link

https://plus.google.com/104275426491742090609

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Thursday, 22 June 2017 17:10 (two years ago) link

Ten-year-old nabisco offTM:

Here's something funny: when I was ten years old I had a vague admiration for Donald Trump and Lee Iacocca (both very feted at the time) and a downright intense love of Alex P. Keaton from Family Ties, who I didn't understand to be something of a joke. As such, despite having really liked Mondale -- having a woman as a running mate impressed me, probably because of the mother/father dynamic of it -- I was convinced that I wanted to be a Republican and a businessman or lawyer of some sort. In fact, I started a "company" with my friends Brian and Jeff -- we made board games, and hired Tony, the best breakdancer I have ever known, to do the art -- and I was constantly attempting to read the law and economics books in my father's library. Everyone seemed to think this was "cute," though I sort of wish someone had just explained politics to me. In either case, I got over it quickly and went back to wanting to be a writer.

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― nabisco (nabisco), Saturday, June 14, 2003 1:28 PM (fourteen years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I Love It When They Call Me Big Pharma (Old Lunch), Thursday, 22 June 2017 17:12 (two years ago) link

i suppose 'classic' in that he's all a lot of people can think about or talk about and his brain dmamage is so powerful it's infected the world

p bad president and person tho

global tetrahedron, Thursday, 22 June 2017 17:45 (two years ago) link

takes balls to rock that combover day in and out

reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 22 June 2017 17:47 (two years ago) link

I can see the blood from the man-flesh on his teeth!

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 22 June 2017 17:48 (two years ago) link

What you lookin' at?
You all a bunch of fuckin' assholes. You know why? You don't have the guts to be what you wanna be?
You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your fuckin' fingers and say,
"That's the bad guy.
" So... what that make you? Good? You're not good.
You just know how to hide, how to lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth. Even when I lie.
So say good night to the bad guy!
Come on. The last time you gonna see a bad guy like this again, let me tell you.
Come on. Make way for the bad guy. There's a bad guy comin' through! Better get outta his way!

sleepingbag, Thursday, 22 June 2017 17:49 (two years ago) link

You certainly don't, pal, 'cause the good news is - you're fired. The bad news is - you've got, all of you've got just one week to regain your jobs starting with tonight. Starting with tonight's sit. Oh? Have I got your attention now? Good. 'Cause we're adding a little something to this month's sales contest. As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anyone wanna see second prize? Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired. Get the picture? You laughing now? You got leads. Mitch and Murray paid good money, get their names to sell them; you can't close the leads you're given, you can't close shit. You ARE shit! Hit the bricks, pal, and beat it 'cause you are going OUT!

reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 22 June 2017 17:55 (two years ago) link

Search: "move on her like a bitch"

Destroy: everything else

flappy bird, Thursday, 22 June 2017 17:56 (two years ago) link

"Trump never said he had tapes, he just inferred that he did. And it is not intimidating a witness since Comey is telling the truth and knew that any tapes would prove his version of events."

reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 22 June 2017 18:03 (two years ago) link

everyone is classic but not everyone should be president

Dean of the University (Latham Green), Thursday, 22 June 2017 18:05 (two years ago) link

President Don once had a dream
The world held his hand, gave their pledge
So he told them his scheme for a savior machine

reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 22 June 2017 19:09 (two years ago) link

Trump lingered last in line for brains
And the one he got was sorta rotten and insane
Small hands (so sad!), a rust-hued clown
Is Trump fast asleep or rockin' out with Three Doors Down?

you yourself have seen plenty bananas in your life (Old Lunch), Thursday, 22 June 2017 19:25 (two years ago) link

haven't thought about this guy for a while. i think he was popular in the 80s?

Treeship, Thursday, 22 June 2017 19:50 (two years ago) link

Overrated

jmm, Thursday, 22 June 2017 20:13 (two years ago) link

I think he'd make really great hog slurry. You can really tell a lot about a man by the way his pureed corpus fills a trough.

you yourself have seen plenty bananas in your life (Old Lunch), Thursday, 22 June 2017 20:16 (two years ago) link

red means 'run, son. numbers add up to nothin'
. . .
shelter me from the putin and the banker
i bankrupted casinos. who the fuck does that?

reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 22 June 2017 22:13 (two years ago) link

#daddy

korla pundit (crüt), Friday, 23 June 2017 02:05 (two years ago) link

#dilfsinjocks

The times they are a changing, perhaps (map), Friday, 23 June 2017 02:22 (two years ago) link

wasting his finite reserves of energy there

El Tomboto, Friday, 23 June 2017 02:23 (two years ago) link

Cronenbergian

Treeship, Friday, 23 June 2017 03:16 (two years ago) link

Like a hastily-assembled meat collage.

you yourself have seen plenty bananas in your life (Old Lunch), Friday, 23 June 2017 10:25 (two years ago) link

hard to tell who is more obsessed with him the right or the left.

also the media love/hate thing is so cute. get a room you two.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 23 June 2017 11:09 (two years ago) link

“I was the first & only potential GOP candidate to state there will be no cuts to Social Security, Medicare & Medicaid. Huckabee copied me.”

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 23 June 2017 11:38 (two years ago) link

He is only as wicked and hellspawned as the hatred and resentment simmering in the heartland of the most violent nation ever

Dean of the University (Latham Green), Friday, 23 June 2017 13:50 (two years ago) link

I think you might need to look into a thing called history if you think this is the most violent nation ever.

you yourself have seen plenty bananas in your life (Old Lunch), Friday, 23 June 2017 13:52 (two years ago) link

you suggest Panama?

Dean of the University (Latham Green), Friday, 23 June 2017 15:43 (two years ago) link

the 1997 NYer profile of Trump is start-to-finish amazing but if I had to pick a favorite part it's this https://t.co/reqFZ79eZd pic.twitter.com/Qnwnuiyxqh

— Rosie Gray (@RosieGray) June 23, 2017

BlackIronPrison, Friday, 23 June 2017 15:44 (two years ago) link

hard to tell who is more obsessed with him the right or the left.

libs/"centrists" for sure

a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Friday, 23 June 2017 16:09 (two years ago) link

it's sobering to realize that Trump is probably the most famous person in human history now

flappy bird, Friday, 23 June 2017 18:13 (two years ago) link

*not adjusted for population inflation

flappy bird, Friday, 23 June 2017 18:14 (two years ago) link

indicative of a deep flaw in our universe

global tetrahedron, Friday, 23 June 2017 18:19 (two years ago) link

truly he is king of the narcissist personality disorder sufferers

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 23 June 2017 18:24 (two years ago) link

i think jesus still beats him out unless we're only counting contemporaneous fame

ciderpress, Friday, 23 June 2017 18:26 (two years ago) link

Michael Jackson sold a hundred million records

frogbs, Friday, 23 June 2017 18:26 (two years ago) link

contemporaneous fame. MJ is up there but there are twice as many people on Earth now than there were in 1984.

flappy bird, Friday, 23 June 2017 18:30 (two years ago) link

Donlad Turmp sold a hundred million and one. Sad!

President Buttstuff (Old Lunch), Friday, 23 June 2017 18:30 (two years ago) link

Part of my problem is that I have to do a lot of things myself. It takes so much time. Julio Iglesias is coming to Mar-a-Lago, but I have to call Julio, I have to have lunch with Julio. I have Pavarotti coming. Pavarotti doesn’t perform for anybody. He’s the highest-paid performer in the world. A million dollars a performance. The hardest guy to get. If I call him, he’ll do it—for a huge amount less. Why? Because they like me, they respect me, I don’t know.

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 23 June 2017 20:34 (two years ago) link

I think you might need to look into a thing called history if you think this is the most violent nation ever.

idk Native American genocide plus slavery plus nuclear bomb-dropping... surely we're in the running

Οὖτις, Friday, 23 June 2017 20:42 (two years ago) link

probably a million people killed by u.s. in vietnam/laos/cambodia. nobody will ever know how many. not pol pot numbers, but still...

mao would be the world champ though.

scott seward, Friday, 23 June 2017 21:19 (two years ago) link

it's sobering to realize that Trump is probably the most famous person in human history now

this is a ridiculous statement

Οὖτις, Friday, 23 June 2017 21:24 (two years ago) link

Man, if only Trump would tweet that he's bigger than Jesus...

to fly across the city and find Aerosmith's car (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 23 June 2017 21:43 (two years ago) link

well he's certainly fatter

Οὖτις, Friday, 23 June 2017 21:48 (two years ago) link

President Donald Trump on the existence of Category 5 hurricanes, 2017-2019. pic.twitter.com/IRRny20hfp

— Daniel Dale (@ddale8) September 1, 2019

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 1 September 2019 19:37 (two weeks ago) link

That narcissistic way of making everything about him. His perspective. What he knows about weather, and the unsaid assumption that we should be impressed because he’s never heard of fill-in-the-blank. Kind of annoying! Dud.

beard papa, Sunday, 1 September 2019 19:43 (two weeks ago) link

that's the ultimate

i am also larry mullen jr (Karl Malone), Sunday, 1 September 2019 20:54 (two weeks ago) link

His arse is a category 5 about to make landfall

FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Sunday, 1 September 2019 20:55 (two weeks ago) link

no one has ever seen it, it's not great, very incredible

i am also larry mullen jr (Karl Malone), Sunday, 1 September 2019 21:05 (two weeks ago) link

it generates from very strong winds

The Ravishing of ROFL Stein (Hadrian VIII), Sunday, 1 September 2019 21:13 (two weeks ago) link

some very

The Ravishing of ROFL Stein (Hadrian VIII), Sunday, 1 September 2019 21:13 (two weeks ago) link

If they shut off those troublesome wind turbines, the hurricane would probably die down

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Sunday, 1 September 2019 22:10 (two weeks ago) link

Keep the turbines on, and the hurricane can die from cancer!

And afterwards, Trump will cure cancer.

a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 1 September 2019 22:21 (two weeks ago) link

with nukes

aimed at the Tropic of Cancer, because that's where cancer originates

or so many people are saying

And the wind... cries... Larry (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 2 September 2019 13:07 (one week ago) link

i think of it all the time, if only that stupid fucking show had failed....

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 2 September 2019 23:17 (one week ago) link

Someone commented that Donald Trump stands like a centaur without its hind legs, and now I can't unsee it. https://t.co/3g6SCtiIbU

— Nathan W (@N8TechTweetz) September 3, 2019

j., Wednesday, 4 September 2019 15:29 (one week ago) link

Look, you try being a shoggoth stuffed into the hollowed-out flesh suit of a Trump and we'll see how convincingly you stand upright as if you were an actual human being.

Time to Make a Pizza Pact! (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 4 September 2019 15:41 (one week ago) link

Funny pic but not real. Read further down the reddit thread to find the unshopped version. They're still hideous monsters.

Yelploaf, Wednesday, 4 September 2019 16:02 (one week ago) link

there are over a million subreddits, let alone threads

quelle sprocket damage (sic), Wednesday, 4 September 2019 18:58 (one week ago) link

i found this https://imgflip.com/gif/39n2dj

wasdnuos (abanana), Wednesday, 4 September 2019 23:37 (one week ago) link

did karl make that

american bradass (BradNelson), Wednesday, 4 September 2019 23:40 (one week ago) link

i don't care what's real, reality is unreal

j., Wednesday, 4 September 2019 23:47 (one week ago) link

nope! I probably would have added stink waves or something

I am also Harl (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 4 September 2019 23:47 (one week ago) link

OK, so they made him slightly fatter but *his posture is still insane*.

shared unit of analysis (unperson), Thursday, 5 September 2019 02:40 (one week ago) link

or the back part of a two person horse costume

maura, Thursday, 5 September 2019 14:00 (one week ago) link

How is this even possible pic.twitter.com/aM4BZs9IZ7

— Anime Terese (@banalplay) September 8, 2019

j., Sunday, 8 September 2019 02:02 (one week ago) link

Maybe he uses some experimental exosuit to stand upright and walk, like Batman in Kingdom Come.

beard papa, Sunday, 8 September 2019 03:20 (one week ago) link

I can’t imagine what this guy looks like when the dyes, hair glues, amphetamines, and mech suits aren’t holding him together.

circa1916, Sunday, 8 September 2019 03:43 (one week ago) link

Shelf-Butt

a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 8 September 2019 03:44 (one week ago) link

our steatopygous president

A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 8 September 2019 03:47 (one week ago) link

There’s a response to that tweet that mentions a medical condition sometimes caused by obesity that results in a messed up spine and will leave you looking like that. I but it.

dan selzer, Sunday, 8 September 2019 12:06 (one week ago) link

on balance i would say dud

plax (ico), Sunday, 8 September 2019 12:08 (one week ago) link

Some fun quotes in here.

"No one knows what to expect from him anymore," one former White House official, who spoke on the condition of anonymity to discuss internal conversations about the president, told Insider.

They added: "His mood changes from one minute to the next based on some headline or tweet, and the next thing you know his entire schedule gets tossed out the window because he's losing his s---."

...

"People are used to the president saying things that aren't true, but this Alabama stuff is another story," the former official said. "This was the president sending out patently false information about a national-emergency situation as it was unfolding."

...

"He's deteriorating in plain sight," one Republican strategist who's in frequent contact with the White House told Insider on Friday.

Asked why the president was obsessed with Alabama instead of the states that would actually be affected by the storm, the strategist said, "you should ask a psychiatrist about that; I'm not sure I'm qualified to comment."

...

Indeed, one person who was close to Trump's legal team during the Russia investigation told Insider his public statements were "nothing compared to what he's like behind closed doors."

"He's like a bull seeing red," this person added. "There's just no getting through to him, and you can kiss your plans for the day goodbye because you're basically stuck looking after a 4-year-old now."

shared unit of analysis (unperson), Sunday, 8 September 2019 14:35 (one week ago) link

He's the best at being dud, so... classic dud!

StanM, Sunday, 8 September 2019 16:21 (one week ago) link

how many times has that article been written

global tetrahedron, Sunday, 8 September 2019 17:03 (one week ago) link

would you say....he is becoming increasingly isolated

frogbs, Sunday, 8 September 2019 17:08 (one week ago) link

sure, but more than that i'd say this is the week he really became...unhinged

I am also Harl (Karl Malone), Sunday, 8 September 2019 17:11 (one week ago) link

Like a dinosaur

FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Sunday, 8 September 2019 17:20 (one week ago) link

What kind of dinosaur tho?

pomenitul, Sunday, 8 September 2019 17:35 (one week ago) link

One with dementia

FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Sunday, 8 September 2019 17:36 (one week ago) link

i do think he's gotten worse over the last month or two though

global tetrahedron, Sunday, 8 September 2019 17:38 (one week ago) link

To the Pencemobile!

A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 8 September 2019 18:00 (one week ago) link

someone on twitter posited that the alabama thing was from him misreading “bahamas” either because of deteriorating vision or lessened brain function. it tracks tbh

maura, Sunday, 8 September 2019 21:54 (one week ago) link

that's what I've assumed

now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Sunday, 8 September 2019 22:47 (one week ago) link

I had nothing to do with the decision of our great @VP Mike Pence to stay overnight at one of the Trump owned resorts in Doonbeg, Ireland. Mike’s family has lived in Doonbeg for many years, and he thought that during his very busy European visit, he would stop and see his family!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 9, 2019

I know nothing about an Air Force plane landing at an airport (which I do not own and have nothing to do with) near Turnberry Resort (which I do own) in Scotland, and filling up with fuel, with the crew staying overnight at Turnberry (they have good taste!). NOTHING TO DO WITH ME

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 9, 2019

shared unit of analysis (unperson), Monday, 9 September 2019 15:35 (six days ago) link

(they have good taste!). NOTHING TO DO WITH ME

(•̪●) (carne asada), Monday, 9 September 2019 15:38 (six days ago) link

You know what could have avoided all this, Mr. President? Divestiture after you were elected.

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 9 September 2019 15:41 (six days ago) link

i has nothing to do with it but i will be profiting from it regardless, nbd

don’t bore us, get to the aeon of horus (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 9 September 2019 15:41 (six days ago) link

i like that Some More News video that points out he has major conflicts of interest and all he's doing with it is minor grift like selling shitty hats

wasdnuos (abanana), Monday, 9 September 2019 16:19 (six days ago) link

.@realDonaldTrump honors mass shooting heroes #MAGA2020 pic.twitter.com/1F0oWCxidH

— Prophet Victor Berger IV (@VicBergerIV) September 9, 2019

shared unit of analysis (unperson), Monday, 9 September 2019 19:45 (six days ago) link

I can’t imagine what this guy looks like when the dyes, hair glues, amphetamines, and mech suits aren’t holding him together.

― circa1916, Saturday, September 7, 2019 11:43 PM (six days ago) bookmarkflaglink

the sloth victim from Se7en

flappy bird, Friday, 13 September 2019 20:43 (two days ago) link

lmao @ that Vic Berger video

frogbs, Friday, 13 September 2019 20:47 (two days ago) link

Srsly. There needs to be way more people making fun of Trump supporters.

DJI, Saturday, 14 September 2019 16:47 (yesterday) link


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