Dud
― The times they are a changing, perhaps (map), Thursday, 22 June 2017 17:07 (four years ago) link
good luck donald trump
― imago, Thursday, 22 June 2017 17:07 (four years ago) link
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/05/25/00/3F63A16C00000578-0-image-m-28_1495670132247.jpg
― scott seward, Thursday, 22 June 2017 17:09 (four years ago) link
https://plus.google.com/104275426491742090609
― Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Thursday, 22 June 2017 17:10 (four years ago) link
Ten-year-old nabisco offTM:
Here's something funny: when I was ten years old I had a vague admiration for Donald Trump and Lee Iacocca (both very feted at the time) and a downright intense love of Alex P. Keaton from Family Ties, who I didn't understand to be something of a joke. As such, despite having really liked Mondale -- having a woman as a running mate impressed me, probably because of the mother/father dynamic of it -- I was convinced that I wanted to be a Republican and a businessman or lawyer of some sort. In fact, I started a "company" with my friends Brian and Jeff -- we made board games, and hired Tony, the best breakdancer I have ever known, to do the art -- and I was constantly attempting to read the law and economics books in my father's library. Everyone seemed to think this was "cute," though I sort of wish someone had just explained politics to me. In either case, I got over it quickly and went back to wanting to be a writer....― nabisco (nabisco), Saturday, June 14, 2003 1:28 PM (fourteen years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
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― nabisco (nabisco), Saturday, June 14, 2003 1:28 PM (fourteen years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― I Love It When They Call Me Big Pharma (Old Lunch), Thursday, 22 June 2017 17:12 (four years ago) link
https://mesacountydemocrats.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/Eric-Trump.jpg
― scott seward, Thursday, 22 June 2017 17:20 (four years ago) link
i suppose 'classic' in that he's all a lot of people can think about or talk about and his brain dmamage is so powerful it's infected the world
p bad president and person tho
― global tetrahedron, Thursday, 22 June 2017 17:45 (four years ago) link
takes balls to rock that combover day in and out
― reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 22 June 2017 17:47 (four years ago) link
I can see the blood from the man-flesh on his teeth!
― the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 22 June 2017 17:48 (four years ago) link
What you lookin' at?You all a bunch of fuckin' assholes. You know why? You don't have the guts to be what you wanna be?You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your fuckin' fingers and say,"That's the bad guy." So... what that make you? Good? You're not good.You just know how to hide, how to lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth. Even when I lie.So say good night to the bad guy!Come on. The last time you gonna see a bad guy like this again, let me tell you.Come on. Make way for the bad guy. There's a bad guy comin' through! Better get outta his way!
― sleepingbag, Thursday, 22 June 2017 17:49 (four years ago) link
You certainly don't, pal, 'cause the good news is - you're fired. The bad news is - you've got, all of you've got just one week to regain your jobs starting with tonight. Starting with tonight's sit. Oh? Have I got your attention now? Good. 'Cause we're adding a little something to this month's sales contest. As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anyone wanna see second prize? Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired. Get the picture? You laughing now? You got leads. Mitch and Murray paid good money, get their names to sell them; you can't close the leads you're given, you can't close shit. You ARE shit! Hit the bricks, pal, and beat it 'cause you are going OUT!
― reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 22 June 2017 17:55 (four years ago) link
Search: "move on her like a bitch"
Destroy: everything else
― flappy bird, Thursday, 22 June 2017 17:56 (four years ago) link
"Trump never said he had tapes, he just inferred that he did. And it is not intimidating a witness since Comey is telling the truth and knew that any tapes would prove his version of events."
― reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 22 June 2017 18:03 (four years ago) link
everyone is classic but not everyone should be president
― Dean of the University (Latham Green), Thursday, 22 June 2017 18:05 (four years ago) link
President Don once had a dreamThe world held his hand, gave their pledgeSo he told them his scheme for a savior machine
― reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 22 June 2017 19:09 (four years ago) link
Trump lingered last in line for brainsAnd the one he got was sorta rotten and insaneSmall hands (so sad!), a rust-hued clownIs Trump fast asleep or rockin' out with Three Doors Down?
― you yourself have seen plenty bananas in your life (Old Lunch), Thursday, 22 June 2017 19:25 (four years ago) link
Murricuns electing Donald Trump: Classic or dud?
http://static6.businessinsider.com/image/55918b77ecad04a3465a0a63/nbc-fires-donald-trump-after-he-calls-mexicans-rapists-and-drug-runners.jpg
― Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 22 June 2017 19:28 (four years ago) link
haven't thought about this guy for a while. i think he was popular in the 80s?
― Treeship, Thursday, 22 June 2017 19:50 (four years ago) link
Overrated
― jmm, Thursday, 22 June 2017 20:13 (four years ago) link
I think he'd make really great hog slurry. You can really tell a lot about a man by the way his pureed corpus fills a trough.
― you yourself have seen plenty bananas in your life (Old Lunch), Thursday, 22 June 2017 20:16 (four years ago) link
red means 'run, son. numbers add up to nothin'. . .shelter me from the putin and the bankeri bankrupted casinos. who the fuck does that?
― reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 22 June 2017 22:13 (four years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DC9_baHV0AABiyQ.jpg
― The times they are a changing, perhaps (map), Friday, 23 June 2017 01:59 (four years ago) link
#daddy
― korla pundit (crüt), Friday, 23 June 2017 02:05 (four years ago) link
#dilfsinjocks
― The times they are a changing, perhaps (map), Friday, 23 June 2017 02:22 (four years ago) link
wasting his finite reserves of energy there
― El Tomboto, Friday, 23 June 2017 02:23 (four years ago) link
Cronenbergian
― Treeship, Friday, 23 June 2017 03:16 (four years ago) link
Like a hastily-assembled meat collage.
― you yourself have seen plenty bananas in your life (Old Lunch), Friday, 23 June 2017 10:25 (four years ago) link
hard to tell who is more obsessed with him the right or the left.
also the media love/hate thing is so cute. get a room you two.
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 23 June 2017 11:09 (four years ago) link
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/9b/James_Brown_Take_a_Look_at_Those_Cakes.jpg
― total eclipse of the beefheart (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 23 June 2017 11:34 (four years ago) link
“I was the first & only potential GOP candidate to state there will be no cuts to Social Security, Medicare & Medicaid. Huckabee copied me.”
― reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 23 June 2017 11:38 (four years ago) link
He is only as wicked and hellspawned as the hatred and resentment simmering in the heartland of the most violent nation ever
― Dean of the University (Latham Green), Friday, 23 June 2017 13:50 (four years ago) link
I think you might need to look into a thing called history if you think this is the most violent nation ever.
― you yourself have seen plenty bananas in your life (Old Lunch), Friday, 23 June 2017 13:52 (four years ago) link
you suggest Panama?
― Dean of the University (Latham Green), Friday, 23 June 2017 15:43 (four years ago) link
the 1997 NYer profile of Trump is start-to-finish amazing but if I had to pick a favorite part it's this https://t.co/reqFZ79eZd pic.twitter.com/Qnwnuiyxqh— Rosie Gray (@RosieGray) June 23, 2017
― BlackIronPrison, Friday, 23 June 2017 15:44 (four years ago) link
libs/"centrists" for sure
― a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Friday, 23 June 2017 16:09 (four years ago) link
it's sobering to realize that Trump is probably the most famous person in human history now
― flappy bird, Friday, 23 June 2017 18:13 (four years ago) link
*not adjusted for population inflation
― flappy bird, Friday, 23 June 2017 18:14 (four years ago) link
indicative of a deep flaw in our universe
― global tetrahedron, Friday, 23 June 2017 18:19 (four years ago) link
truly he is king of the narcissist personality disorder sufferers
― officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 23 June 2017 18:24 (four years ago) link
i think jesus still beats him out unless we're only counting contemporaneous fame
― ciderpress, Friday, 23 June 2017 18:26 (four years ago) link
Michael Jackson sold a hundred million records
― frogbs, Friday, 23 June 2017 18:26 (four years ago) link
contemporaneous fame. MJ is up there but there are twice as many people on Earth now than there were in 1984.
― flappy bird, Friday, 23 June 2017 18:30 (four years ago) link
Donlad Turmp sold a hundred million and one. Sad!
― President Buttstuff (Old Lunch), Friday, 23 June 2017 18:30 (four years ago) link
Part of my problem is that I have to do a lot of things myself. It takes so much time. Julio Iglesias is coming to Mar-a-Lago, but I have to call Julio, I have to have lunch with Julio. I have Pavarotti coming. Pavarotti doesn’t perform for anybody. He’s the highest-paid performer in the world. A million dollars a performance. The hardest guy to get. If I call him, he’ll do it—for a huge amount less. Why? Because they like me, they respect me, I don’t know.
― reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 23 June 2017 20:34 (four years ago) link
idk Native American genocide plus slavery plus nuclear bomb-dropping... surely we're in the running
― Οὖτις, Friday, 23 June 2017 20:42 (four years ago) link
probably a million people killed by u.s. in vietnam/laos/cambodia. nobody will ever know how many. not pol pot numbers, but still...
mao would be the world champ though.
― scott seward, Friday, 23 June 2017 21:19 (four years ago) link
this is a ridiculous statement
― Οὖτις, Friday, 23 June 2017 21:24 (four years ago) link
Man, if only Trump would tweet that he's bigger than Jesus...
― to fly across the city and find Aerosmith's car (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 23 June 2017 21:43 (four years ago) link
well he's certainly fatter
― Οὖτις, Friday, 23 June 2017 21:48 (four years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DDBB4IMWAAAO6sN.jpg:large
― grawlix (unperson), Friday, 23 June 2017 22:18 (four years ago) link
He might as well be rallying the troops against square televisions.
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 16 March 2022 17:18 (two months ago) link
Re: the crowd signage - is 'Save America' the new MAGA?
― Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 16 March 2022 17:38 (two months ago) link
He already made America great again. Iirc "Save America" is his new members-only discount shopping venture.
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 16 March 2022 17:45 (two months ago) link
SA, what a concise abbreviation, I wonder where we have seen those initials before. Hope it doesn't mean anything hella racist
― imagine flagons (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 16 March 2022 17:49 (two months ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSVSxZmOW04
― Chappies banging dustbin lids together (President Keyes), Wednesday, 16 March 2022 17:55 (two months ago) link
Trump asked Kid Rock what we should do about North Korea. https://t.co/dvVSbkuPjS— Laura Bassett (@LEBassett) March 22, 2022
― Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 22 March 2022 23:17 (two months ago) link
Classic.
― move over GAPDY, now there's BIG THIEF! (PBKR), Tuesday, 22 March 2022 23:30 (two months ago) link
Classic Trump, I mean.
he touched us all
― unknown or illegal user (doo rag), Wednesday, 23 March 2022 00:59 (two months ago) link
C'mon they all do it, we all remember when JFK sought Chubby Checker's advice on the Cuban Missile Crisis.
― Sam Weller, Wednesday, 23 March 2022 08:59 (two months ago) link
https://www.businessinsider.com/mo-brooks-says-trump-asked-him-to-immediately-remove-biden-from-office-and-illegally-hold-a-new-presidential-election-2022-3
In a statement on Wednesday, Trump said Brooks had gone "woke" by asking him to move beyond his repeatedly debunked claims about the 2020 election.
GOING WOKE IS THE NEW GOING ROGUE
― Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 23 March 2022 22:51 (two months ago) link
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-03-24/trump-sues-hillary-clinton-democrats-claiming-2016-conspiracy
― StanM, Thursday, 24 March 2022 19:56 (two months ago) link
this guy loves him some court
― Chappies banging dustbin lids together (President Keyes), Thursday, 24 March 2022 20:01 (two months ago) link
It's the only time people for real call him "sir"
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 24 March 2022 20:03 (two months ago) link
"How should I spend the cash I'm saving by not defending against that NYC lawsuit? I know!"
― the body of a spider... (scampering alpaca), Thursday, 24 March 2022 20:27 (two months ago) link
the URL for the firm representing him is legalbrains.com (Ticktin Law Group PA; website giving a 404 error right now)
― Je55e, Thursday, 24 March 2022 20:40 (two months ago) link
he should take them to Judge Judy
― Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 24 March 2022 21:06 (two months ago) link
I hope the law firm is grifting the fuck out of him.
― nickn, Thursday, 24 March 2022 21:15 (two months ago) link
I wonder if he pays attys. Assume yes, unlike building contractors/workers
― The Hon. Christian Sharia (R - MO) (Hunt3r), Friday, 25 March 2022 04:14 (two months ago) link
He actually just issued a press release about this “hole-in-one.” pic.twitter.com/ZZ3iHuQkwa— Ron Filipkowski 🇺🇦 (@RonFilipkowski) March 28, 2022
Wasn't sure to put this here or the things that look like an Onion article thread
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 29 March 2022 00:35 (one month ago) link
I can't tell if I love or hate that these statements just use Arial and Times New Roman. The best fonts.
― nashwan, Tuesday, 29 March 2022 09:21 (one month ago) link
this is the most ny timesy millennial tragedy of the day, not that i don't agree
― The Hon. Christian Sharia (R - MO) (Hunt3r), Tuesday, 29 March 2022 19:55 (one month ago) link
“I didn’t win the election,” he said.
The admission came in a video interview with a panel of historians convened by Julian Zelizer, a Princeton professor.
Trump also said “the election was rigged and lost”.
Baby steps
― Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 5 April 2022 17:16 (one month ago) link
is anything actually happening to keep him from winning in '24? it's starting to feel like an inevitability?
― StanM, Tuesday, 5 April 2022 20:14 (one month ago) link
Our best hope is a massive coronary or a debilitating stroke.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 5 April 2022 20:15 (one month ago) link
*scribbles in Death Note book*
― the body of a spider... (scampering alpaca), Tuesday, 5 April 2022 20:24 (one month ago) link
most people on this board seemed to think his re-election was inevitable too
obviously I'm guilty of being consistently wrong about these things like everyone else here but my feeling right now is that Trump wouldn't even win the primary. for one, so much of his appeal in 2016 was that he was different than everyone else, which obviously isn't true in an age where people the Bushes are a distant memory and Romney is a severe outlier in his own party. for two Trump himself seems more washed every day, dude can't draw a crowd anymore and obviously now he's banned from social media which is how he got here in the first place. of course I can envision a scenario where Elon Musk strongarms Twitter into letting him back on but I feel like Republican voters may want to rally around someone who is just as dishonest and shitty but younger & without the massive amounts of baggage Trump has
― frogbs, Tuesday, 5 April 2022 20:28 (one month ago) link
You'd think the guy who got impeached for trying to blackmail Zelenskyy wouldn't stand a chance these days, but I doubt the Democrats will be able to weaponize that
― Chappies banging dustbin lids together (President Keyes), Tuesday, 5 April 2022 20:32 (one month ago) link
Feels like DeSantis is trying to bully his way into the nomination, should be fun when the feathers start flying
― Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 5 April 2022 20:38 (one month ago) link
"""""""fun"""""""
― politics is about vibes and the vibes are off (stevie), Tuesday, 5 April 2022 20:41 (one month ago) link
https://www.whiskeyriff.com/2022/04/08/kid-rock-opens-new-tour-with-a-video-message-from-president-trump-lets-make-america-rock-again/
“Hello everyone. I love you all. I know you’re having a great time at the Kid Rock concert tonight. Quite frankly, he’s amazing.All of you in attendance are the true backbone of our great country. Hardworking, God-fearing, rock and roll patriots. Bob is truly one of the greatest entertainers of our time. Not the best golfer by any means, his golf came could use a little work, but a great, great entertainer, and that’s why you’re there.Let’s all continue to love one another, fight for our God-given freedoms, and most of all, let’s make America rock again!Have a wonderful time tonight. God bless you, and God bless America.”
All of you in attendance are the true backbone of our great country. Hardworking, God-fearing, rock and roll patriots.
Bob is truly one of the greatest entertainers of our time. Not the best golfer by any means, his golf came could use a little work, but a great, great entertainer, and that’s why you’re there.
Let’s all continue to love one another, fight for our God-given freedoms, and most of all, let’s make America rock again!
Have a wonderful time tonight. God bless you, and God bless America.”
RIP ROCK MUSIC
― Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 8 April 2022 23:06 (one month ago) link
Trump always has to get in that little dig to let whomever he's praising know that he's still the best.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 8 April 2022 23:09 (one month ago) link
Just thinking about the Disney parks boycott and how Trump must be kicking himself for not getting into the amusement park business.
― Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 9 April 2022 00:32 (one month ago) link
He could go shopping for one here: Abandoned Amusement/Fun Parks
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Saturday, 9 April 2022 00:37 (one month ago) link
pic.twitter.com/agpXCUGMCK— wyatt dunkin (@WyattDuncan) April 20, 2022
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 20 April 2022 21:43 (one month ago) link
Trump looks suspiciously thin in this Truth Social post pic.twitter.com/bc1GeGKXUP— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) May 1, 2022
Photoshop or Lipo?
― Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 1 May 2022 16:20 (three weeks ago) link
Chemo? We can hope
― joygoat, Sunday, 1 May 2022 16:40 (three weeks ago) link
He's being consumed by regret.
Hahahahahaha
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Sunday, 1 May 2022 17:24 (three weeks ago) link
Posture still weird af.
― Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 1 May 2022 17:48 (three weeks ago) link
he had his stomach glued to a golden ass
― | (Latham Green), Sunday, 1 May 2022 20:44 (three weeks ago) link
Trump: We’ve endorsed Dr.Oz. We’ve endorsed JP right? JD Mandell. He’s doing great pic.twitter.com/wkP3KetanL— Acyn (@Acyn) May 1, 2022
― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Sunday, 1 May 2022 23:52 (three weeks ago) link
Everything he endorses turns to fake gold
― | (Latham Green), Wednesday, 4 May 2022 13:39 (three weeks ago) link
Trump said he took the Samsung with him to the White House in 2017, but “it was taken from me at some point while I was president. I do not have the Samsung in my possession and I do not know its current whereabouts.”
the pornhub phone, no doubt
― Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 11 May 2022 18:12 (two weeks ago) link
https://images.app.goo.gl/6SWD8kn5MTV6C6Ch7
― Chappies banging dustbin lids together (President Keyes), Wednesday, 11 May 2022 18:38 (two weeks ago) link
Truth Social Delivers...
This is normal… pic.twitter.com/BpU57pVzPj— The Republican Accountability Project (@AccountableGOP) May 18, 2022
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 18 May 2022 20:55 (one week ago) link
HILLARY QUEENTON
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 18 May 2022 20:56 (one week ago) link
My drag name
― DAMAGED by Black Flat (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 18 May 2022 22:17 (one week ago) link
If the Democrats are too incompetent not to incorporate a completely deranged, dementia laden sociopath Trump dancing next to the podium at the NRA convention days after 19 kids were murdered into many television ads, I give up. https://t.co/KjFyheMkcI— Spiro Agnew’s Ghost (@SpiroAgnewGhost) May 28, 2022
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 28 May 2022 03:07 (thirteen hours ago) link
Leaning towards dud
― lemmy incaution (emsworth), Saturday, 28 May 2022 03:23 (thirteen hours ago) link
otm
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Saturday, 28 May 2022 03:25 (thirteen hours ago) link