itt: pictures of dinosaurs gazing haplessly at the arriving meteor

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I heard something the other about reverse engineering ancient DNA traces with supercomputers, and yeah they are birds!"

calzino, Wednesday, 29 August 2018 10:35 (eleven months ago) link

*extinction events edit

calzino, Wednesday, 29 August 2018 10:37 (eleven months ago) link

new and correct haplessness begins here:
https://cdn.geekwire.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/160705-dino-630x487.jpg

mark s, Wednesday, 29 August 2018 10:47 (eleven months ago) link

Dinasaurs going off their tits on mcat, while the world is turned into a post apocalyptic hothouse!

calzino, Wednesday, 29 August 2018 10:51 (eleven months ago) link

gluttony, protracted food poisoning, terminal chastity, acute stupidity, even Paleo-weltschmerz—death by boredom

poll, obv

my dream is to never be a champion (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 29 August 2018 10:53 (eleven months ago) link

Paleo Weltschmerz, currently playing for Schalke 04's second team, hoping to break through to the first team in the coming season, has represented Germany at Under 19 level.

Scottish Country Twerking (Tom D.), Wednesday, 29 August 2018 12:33 (eleven months ago) link

^ This was totally the correct thread for that post.

pplains, Wednesday, 29 August 2018 16:13 (eleven months ago) link

some high quality images in this last update

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 29 August 2018 16:15 (eleven months ago) link

i like the evil ones where the dinosaurs seem to be thrilled about what's happening

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 29 August 2018 16:16 (eleven months ago) link

yes, yes!! destroy it all! burn it all down!! raaawwwrr

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 29 August 2018 16:16 (eleven months ago) link

music to watch the end of the world to*:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2yXJZe6_ug

*that's right, haplessly

mark s, Wednesday, 29 August 2018 16:23 (eleven months ago) link

pplains, I disagree. In my opinion, any pictures of dinosaurs gazing haplessly at erupting volcanoes should go in the "pictures of dinosaurs gazing haplessly at erupting volcanoes" thread.

Moves like Javert (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 29 August 2018 17:38 (eleven months ago) link

My kid has a pack of dinosaur fact cards and I was pleased that it contained this one:

https://i.imgur.com/OlPLlQ8.jpg

joygoat, Wednesday, 29 August 2018 18:29 (eleven months ago) link

https://imgur.com/a/FqaAJni

Rabbit Control (Latham Green), Wednesday, 29 August 2018 19:05 (eleven months ago) link

I think the dinosaurs actually died the same way as I am dying right now, over Tom D.’s Paleo Weltschmerz post

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 29 August 2018 19:26 (eleven months ago) link

I am so glad I read that now instead of when it was posted because I would have been inconsolable in front of other people in an official setting and there would be no way to explain any of it

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 29 August 2018 19:28 (eleven months ago) link

http://e.cinescape.americadigital.pe/ima/0/0/1/9/4/194563.jpg

mark s, Saturday, 1 September 2018 16:29 (eleven months ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/UgX8r1g.gif

pplains, Saturday, 15 September 2018 18:23 (eleven months ago) link

three weeks pass...

reposting bcz TREX01 is clearly ilxor bizarro gazzara, will we never be rid

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/19/e6/3e/19e63e88948065095ae82f5401968460.jpg

mark s, Sunday, 7 October 2018 12:16 (ten months ago) link

would actually buy a poster of the third image itt

nashwan, Sunday, 7 October 2018 12:20 (ten months ago) link

https://cdns.yournewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/dino-asteroid-cancer-cure-678x381.jpg

'University Study: Metal From Asteroid That Killed Dinosaurs DESTROYS Cancer Cells'

pomenitul, Sunday, 7 October 2018 12:33 (ten months ago) link

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/SVvg6UkAnig/maxresdefault.jpg

devvvine, Sunday, 7 October 2018 14:10 (ten months ago) link

https://i.gifer.com/R7ep.gif

soref, Sunday, 7 October 2018 14:33 (ten months ago) link

mr.steggy otm

jmm, Sunday, 7 October 2018 14:35 (ten months ago) link

trex01, it me

shrek and han solo kinda dress the same (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 7 October 2018 15:34 (ten months ago) link

lol at t-rex wandering into that lava flow

auuuughhh whyyyyyy

|Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 7 October 2018 17:33 (ten months ago) link

one month passes...

first one is a little too real imo

the Stanley Kubrick of testicular torsion (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 18 November 2018 21:46 (nine months ago) link

these are really nice additions

i like that last one because imagine getting murdered, and then just by chance it happens to be the real End of the World at the same moment

Karl Malone, Sunday, 18 November 2018 21:49 (nine months ago) link

or imagine being murderer (aka predator animal trying to survive) and it's the end of the world right after you kill the other dino friend. you'd be like "is god punishing the world for what i did? how important am i?"

Karl Malone, Sunday, 18 November 2018 21:50 (nine months ago) link

I'm having trouble fitting some of these clauses into the John Lennon song

rip van wanko, Sunday, 18 November 2018 21:55 (nine months ago) link

It's easy if you try.

nickn, Sunday, 18 November 2018 22:00 (nine months ago) link

the clauses are correct, it is j. lennon who was wrong

the Stanley Kubrick of testicular torsion (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 18 November 2018 22:18 (nine months ago) link

65.6 millin years ago

Karl Malone, Sunday, 18 November 2018 22:23 (nine months ago) link

I like the asshole mammals in the first one. Also I regret not arranging them in story order - brontos, then "millin", then death eternal.

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Monday, 19 November 2018 00:42 (nine months ago) link

"I like the asshole mammals in the first one."

just celebrating the end of the 100 million years war!

calzino, Monday, 19 November 2018 00:53 (nine months ago) link

this thread is a blessing

macropuente (map), Monday, 19 November 2018 01:09 (nine months ago) link

"I like the asshole mammals in the first one."

Proto-mellivora capensis don't care.

Hideous Lump, Monday, 19 November 2018 04:25 (nine months ago) link

or imagine being murderer (aka predator animal trying to survive) and it's the end of the world right after you kill the other dino friend. you'd be like "is god punishing the world for what i did? how important am i?"

― Karl Malone, Sunday, 18 November 2018 21:50 (yesterday) Permalink

I think that one is probably more like "Damnit! I was just about to eat!"

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Monday, 19 November 2018 04:41 (nine months ago) link

the last one is very "For all my powers, I could not save _____": An image thread

soref, Monday, 19 November 2018 07:41 (nine months ago) link

:( :(

saddest thing I’ve drawn pic.twitter.com/gm9TVa2dye

— Nathan W. Pyle (@nathanwpyle) November 27, 2018

mark s, Tuesday, 27 November 2018 12:30 (eight months ago) link

lol, that's good. very Perry Bible Fellowship.

|Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 27 November 2018 12:54 (eight months ago) link

the whole thread there is good

sign up for my waterless urinals webinar (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 27 November 2018 12:56 (eight months ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ds-38kTXgAAbdwc.jpg:small

mookieproof, Wednesday, 28 November 2018 17:56 (eight months ago) link


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