batshit rightwing cartoons -- 2017 unto eschaton

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while there's still time

jason waterfalls (gbx), Wednesday, 10 May 2017 01:28 (three years ago) link

dignity

Treeship, Wednesday, 10 May 2017 01:36 (three years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/PQnJ3tb.jpg

I don't know what this is, but because it's a Delonas I suspect it's equal parts bat and shit.

Devilock, Wednesday, 10 May 2017 10:36 (three years ago) link

I don't get how you mess up the metaphor of a witch hunt but hey Trump supporters never fail to deliver pic.twitter.com/Pk2OjDOTBd

— Mason Belles (@MasonBelles) May 19, 2017

so dumb it's almost clever

omg

sexualing healing (crüt), Friday, 19 May 2017 14:06 (three years ago) link

I mean that is, you know, that's the joke they're making.

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 19 May 2017 14:25 (three years ago) link

^^^

it might not be funny, but i sincerely doubt that they misunderstood the metaphor

jason waterfalls (gbx), Friday, 19 May 2017 15:07 (three years ago) link

the funniest part of course is that he did the cartoon, put the poster of trump with 'open season', put the witches and gave them shotguns, and then thought about his audience for a second, and wrote TRUMP HUNT in big letters, just in case

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 19 May 2017 15:10 (three years ago) link

political cartoons are maybe the single worst medium with regard to "show don't tell." the overwhelming majority, whatever their politics, would be massively improved by an editor nixing some number of written labels. also a high ratio of speech balloons contorting into overworded messes to explain the background and then convey the joke, which to other humorists is usually a sign that the joke isn't going to work.

﴿→ ☺ (Doctor Casino), Friday, 19 May 2017 16:17 (three years ago) link

I understand far more of those references than I am at all comfortable with.

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 19 May 2017 16:52 (three years ago) link

yeah ditto, I think I'm in too deep

frogbs, Friday, 19 May 2017 17:00 (three years ago) link

New Ben Garrison today. Am enjoying how he seems to be having a breakdown in tandem with Trump.

https://i.redditmedia.com/s8GVGu_UISzsgQcokEJkjlclD6dAmTf2tn54vJq7w-A.jpg

Camaraderie at Arms Length, Friday, 19 May 2017 22:31 (three years ago) link

Picture link also not coping well it seems

https://i.redd.it/ur3injomqgyy.jpg

Camaraderie at Arms Length, Friday, 19 May 2017 22:32 (three years ago) link

He cleverly shows us that Russia does not exist.

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 20 May 2017 00:04 (three years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DAb4sfkW0AYt12T.jpg

amazing

jason waterfalls (gbx), Monday, 22 May 2017 20:48 (three years ago) link

the hammer-smashed phones are a nice touch

frogbs, Tuesday, 23 May 2017 03:28 (three years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DBFQXF4UwAAHjx4.jpg

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DA7OB8jU0AARW-T.jpg

recently he seems to be doing a lot of cartoons that are just Trump assaulting and/or killing people

soref, Tuesday, 30 May 2017 21:28 (three years ago) link

He does realize that Trump is 70, right?

Frederik B, Tuesday, 30 May 2017 21:32 (three years ago) link

Healthiest president ever iirc

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 30 May 2017 22:21 (three years ago) link

can someone please let ben garrison know that blogs, by definition, are not a print medium? great, thx

heck i've even been an 'oyster pirate' (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 30 May 2017 22:27 (three years ago) link

trump as mr. burns. seems accurate.

Einstein, Kazanga, Sitar (abanana), Tuesday, 30 May 2017 22:49 (three years ago) link

Occasionally I wonder, when the WP comes up, whether Jeff Bezos is not in fact a more malign or potentially more malign figure than Trump, taking a broad view. But I guess that isn't the conversation Ben Garrison is interested in having.

The Adventures Of Whiteman (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 31 May 2017 09:10 (three years ago) link

http://grrrgraphics.com/uploads/7/4/7/3/74734153/cnn-talking-russia_orig.jpg

I'm sort of grimly fascinated by Ben Garrison. How does he claim to be a "rogue cartoonist" when one of his defining features is completely unquestioning loyalty to the president of the USA? What's he going to do when the Trump project inevitably disintegrates? Is there a point where he would be disillusioned? What then?

Camaraderie at Arms Length, Wednesday, 31 May 2017 20:41 (three years ago) link

He's also written a long article entitled "Advice for Aspiring Cartoonists" in case anyone wants to follow in his footsteps.

Camaraderie at Arms Length, Wednesday, 31 May 2017 20:45 (three years ago) link

when the Trump project inevitably disintegrates it will be because of the sinister machinations of the shadowy elite made up of the Republican establishment the Deep State and the Rothschilds

soref, Wednesday, 31 May 2017 20:46 (three years ago) link

the media has its golden goose so the "project" (whatever that is) disintegrating not likely to happen. he could be impeached and exiled from the country and we will still hear about every single dumb thing he tweets for the rest of his and our livee.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 31 May 2017 21:15 (three years ago) link

lives even

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 31 May 2017 21:15 (three years ago) link

impeachment or resignation or criminal charges of some sort is the disintegration I'm talking about, sorry if you would like that phrased differently.

Camaraderie at Arms Length, Wednesday, 31 May 2017 21:29 (three years ago) link

"How does he claim to be a "rogue cartoonist" when one of his defining features is completely unquestioning loyalty to the president of the USA?"

this is trump's base generally; hence the focus on the evil media and derp state machinations to explain why having trump in charge isn't magically fulfilling all their dreams and changing the entire system.

﴿→ ☺ (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 31 May 2017 21:34 (three years ago) link

Not sure if "derp state" is a typo or not, but I like it.

smug dinner-jazz atrocity (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 31 May 2017 21:35 (three years ago) link

An accurate description of the current administration I hope it catches on.

hardcore dilettante, Thursday, 1 June 2017 00:54 (three years ago) link

lol, yes, typo

﴿→ ☺ (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 1 June 2017 04:58 (three years ago) link

I'm sort of grimly fascinated by Ben Garrison. How does he claim to be a "rogue cartoonist" when one of his defining features is completely unquestioning loyalty to the president of the USA?

Trump had the conspiracy theorist types in his pocket from the get-go; had assumed that if he were ever to win he'd lose them instantly, like they'd have to think "welp, he's a lizard person/bilderberg stooge/whatever now". But the combative nature of his presidency, the fact that it always looks just about to fall apart, has made it so you can now maintain wake up sheeple cred while repping for the most powerful man in the United States.

Daniel_Rf, Thursday, 1 June 2017 08:27 (three years ago) link

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this one's cracking me up bc he had to make justice peeking out from her blindfold so that it would make sense that she's reacting to hillary's pointing

na (NA), Thursday, 8 June 2017 14:43 (three years ago) link

like the whole point of that image is that justice is blind

na (NA), Thursday, 8 June 2017 14:43 (three years ago) link

physical envelopes marked "e" lol

the evening redness at the injection site (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 8 June 2017 17:45 (three years ago) link

as loony as Garrison is his attention to detail is pretty much unparalleled

frogbs, Thursday, 8 June 2017 17:47 (three years ago) link

Bit of a rubbish one this week, but just look at the detail on Trump's pecs, the biceps, the detail around the crotch, the big, manly hands. Phoar.

http://grrrgraphics.com/uploads/7/4/7/3/74734153/trump-comey-ben-garrison_1_orig.jpg

Camaraderie at Arms Length, Friday, 9 June 2017 20:19 (three years ago) link

Big hands I know you're the one

the evening redness at the injection site (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 10 June 2017 04:02 (three years ago) link

I'm pretty sure he stuffs those gloves.

nickn, Saturday, 10 June 2017 06:18 (three years ago) link

This will almost certainly end in a depiction of Trump simultaneously eviscerating an enemy and tenderly fucking the cartoonist.

Sir Isaac Gluten (Old Lunch), Saturday, 10 June 2017 16:33 (three years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/aRSPl2y.jpg

carpet_kaiser, Wednesday, 21 June 2017 16:26 (three years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/aRSPl2y.jpg

carpet_kaiser, Wednesday, 21 June 2017 16:26 (three years ago) link

Ummmm, what is Manhatten supposed to be in that one?

mintap, Wednesday, 21 June 2017 17:22 (three years ago) link

I liek how lady justice is peekign just as COmey warned

Dean of the University (Latham Green), Wednesday, 21 June 2017 17:24 (three years ago) link

I like it because sideways USA Trump reminds me of Leroy Lockhorn

https://bjornb876.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/7c744-image002.gif

carpet_kaiser, Wednesday, 21 June 2017 17:35 (three years ago) link

looks more like Loretta imo

soref, Wednesday, 21 June 2017 17:41 (three years ago) link

It's relevant because America's relationship with Trump is much like Leroy and Loretta's marriage. Trump is drunk again at a party and dancing with a floozy while wearing a lampshade. Loretta is spending Leroy's payceck at the department store again.

I'm not sure which one is which here, but it makes sense if you think about it.

carpet_kaiser, Wednesday, 21 June 2017 17:44 (three years ago) link

wow @ that one

﴿→ ☺ (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 21 June 2017 19:10 (three years ago) link

accidentally deep abolitionist comic

is the "...and then death" guy in the lower left supposed to be bill gates, or fauci administering the bill gates-sponsored medicine?

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 7 July 2020 14:32 (one month ago) link

these are really ugly though. ben garrison, you've changed

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 7 July 2020 14:32 (one month ago) link

the little ‘gates foundation’ really adds an extra special something

scampo, foggy and clegg (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 14 July 2020 06:50 (one month ago) link

Update!

Ben Garrison is suing the ADL for calling him anti-Semitic. He’s represented by Steven Biss, most known for helping Devin Nunes sue a cow. https://t.co/yVTeTqomCy

— Adam Steinbaugh (@adamsteinbaugh) July 14, 2020

Uh. pic.twitter.com/ahYjrjYubC

— Adam Steinbaugh (@adamsteinbaugh) July 14, 2020

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Tuesday, 14 July 2020 16:39 (one month ago) link

I take it back, Garrison is getting really detailed now

On South Lawn, WH seeks to make a political point by setting up a crane lifting the weights of regulation from the bed of a "red" truck, while showing the burden of regulations weighing down a "blue" truck. pic.twitter.com/OoWmRPnWum

— Mark Knoller (@markknoller) July 16, 2020

bat ain't Thad (sic), Thursday, 16 July 2020 21:03 (four weeks ago) link

Can't not

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50HKLZHOQfA

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 16 July 2020 21:10 (four weeks ago) link

Hell yes this shit rules pic.twitter.com/sLbEU9htwI

— pokey pup (@Whatapityonyou) July 16, 2020

ill considered right-wing cartoons that succeed as cool tankie propaganda!

calzino, Friday, 17 July 2020 15:17 (four weeks ago) link

Haha, because the only possible alternative to slavery is clearly Marxism. That's the only two choices, sorry folks.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 17 July 2020 15:19 (four weeks ago) link

animal house belushi poster but his sweater says UNIVERSITY STUDENT instead

℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Sunday, 19 July 2020 15:46 (three weeks ago) link

Does anyone but right wing cartoonists still display the Hammer & Sickle emblem unironically?

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Sunday, 19 July 2020 17:36 (three weeks ago) link

1. Parents who can afford 200k college tuition are absolutely active participants in an inherently (and often quite consciously) racist system
2. 200k for a college degree is a fucking crime that perpetuates that same system and part of restructuring the American power dynamic has to involve a rethinking of education and privilege as accessible through tuition

all in all, an apparently unintentionally accurate cartoon

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 19 July 2020 18:55 (three weeks ago) link

sucks that they had to sell whatever was in the picture frame behind them to pay for his tuition

℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Sunday, 19 July 2020 19:03 (three weeks ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EdQehqHU0AYWLIQ?format=jpg&name=large

the danger and TYRANNY of doing as you are told when meddlesome big state tells you not to stick a red hot skewer up your arsehole!

calzino, Monday, 20 July 2020 02:13 (three weeks ago) link

That comes after the kiss.

nickn, Monday, 20 July 2020 02:29 (three weeks ago) link

The tyranny of wearing a mask is worse than the disease?!??!

I'd lay 100 to 1 odds that Ben doesn't know anyone he genuinely cares about who's languished for days or weeks in ICU on a ventilator or died from COVID-19. Wearing a mask sure as fuck doesn't kill anybody or permanently damage anybody's lungs, liver, heart or brain. Strange to say it might just save someone from all those.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Monday, 20 July 2020 02:56 (three weeks ago) link

Ben doesn't know anyone he genuinely cares about

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Monday, 20 July 2020 03:04 (three weeks ago) link

I suspect that'd true, but didn't want to leap there without better evidence.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Monday, 20 July 2020 03:06 (three weeks ago) link

probably better suited to the “what is fascism etc” thread but no, none of these people- especially not ben garrison- have any regard for the lives of normal people, they only care about their grievance and the illusion of individual heroism

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Monday, 20 July 2020 03:08 (three weeks ago) link

if ben didn't want us to kiss the tyranny demon why'd he make it so hot

℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Monday, 20 July 2020 03:09 (three weeks ago) link

We should stop amplifying with fascist motherfucker. Noting that he’s thoughtfully included a yellow triangle to make sure we get it.

American Fear of Scampos (Ed), Monday, 20 July 2020 03:47 (three weeks ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/ug8QMzo.jpg

pomenitul, Thursday, 30 July 2020 00:20 (two weeks ago) link

subtle

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 30 July 2020 00:24 (two weeks ago) link

they shouldn't make light of people that actually eat books, it's not a pretty sight!

calzino, Thursday, 30 July 2020 00:46 (two weeks ago) link

hm, is it just me or is there some very carefully hidden homophobia in this one?

#BigTechHearing #BigTechCensorship New #BenGarrisonCartoon Tech Overlords decide who is worthy of #FreeSpeech? That is not America! Great Post at https://t.co/bAp8iFIaX5 Pls share and RT! pic.twitter.com/uxmNiq8Z9v

— GrrrGraphics Cartoons (@GrrrGraphics) July 30, 2020

Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 30 July 2020 17:22 (two weeks ago) link

Yep.

blue light or electric light (the table is the table), Thursday, 30 July 2020 17:23 (two weeks ago) link

I will say that the cum erupting from the stars on the ground is a nice touch.

blue light or electric light (the table is the table), Thursday, 30 July 2020 17:23 (two weeks ago) link

god jizz america

singular wolf erotica producer (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 30 July 2020 17:24 (two weeks ago) link

you'd think the "F A G" was intentional but I don't think Garrison is capable of being that subtle

frogbs, Thursday, 30 July 2020 17:28 (two weeks ago) link

it's subtle if you're a particularly annoying seventh-grader

Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 30 July 2020 17:30 (two weeks ago) link

free speech bukkake

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Thursday, 30 July 2020 17:36 (two weeks ago) link

new board description

blue light or electric light (the table is the table), Thursday, 30 July 2020 17:37 (two weeks ago) link

lol

Gin and Juice Newton (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 30 July 2020 17:40 (two weeks ago) link

initials are "fat gay"

wasdnous (abanana), Thursday, 30 July 2020 20:18 (two weeks ago) link

who is the guy on the right?

assert (MatthewK), Thursday, 30 July 2020 20:44 (two weeks ago) link

this is what the brain worms make ben think trump looks like.

Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 30 July 2020 20:47 (two weeks ago) link

*my joke

assert (MatthewK), Thursday, 30 July 2020 20:54 (two weeks ago) link

ah

Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 30 July 2020 20:57 (two weeks ago) link

Not exactly sure what Ben Garrison was going for here. pic.twitter.com/b0rU3XNNoc

— Female Orgasm Expert (@JarJarFan69) July 31, 2020

Pinche Cumbion Bien Loco (stevie), Saturday, 1 August 2020 22:15 (two weeks ago) link

Didn’t have “Ben Garrison goes for Tom of Finland energy” on my 2020 bingo card

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Saturday, 1 August 2020 22:17 (two weeks ago) link

pixels

Steppin' RZA (sic), Saturday, 1 August 2020 22:29 (two weeks ago) link

As much as it pains me to say it, that's been altered from his original cartoon.

peace, man, Saturday, 1 August 2020 22:31 (two weeks ago) link

you don't say?

Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 1 August 2020 22:33 (two weeks ago) link

The original got removed from my Tumblr back in the great porn culling

blue light or electric light (the table is the table), Sunday, 2 August 2020 00:02 (one week ago) link

Now THAT'S a Blue Man Group!

nickn, Sunday, 2 August 2020 03:23 (one week ago) link


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