batshit rightwing cartoons -- 2017 unto eschaton

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while there's still time

jason waterfalls (gbx), Wednesday, 10 May 2017 01:28 (two years ago) link

dignity

Treeship, Wednesday, 10 May 2017 01:36 (two years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/PQnJ3tb.jpg

I don't know what this is, but because it's a Delonas I suspect it's equal parts bat and shit.

Devilock, Wednesday, 10 May 2017 10:36 (two years ago) link

I don't get how you mess up the metaphor of a witch hunt but hey Trump supporters never fail to deliver pic.twitter.com/Pk2OjDOTBd

— Mason Belles (@MasonBelles) May 19, 2017

so dumb it's almost clever

omg

sexualing healing (crüt), Friday, 19 May 2017 14:06 (two years ago) link

I mean that is, you know, that's the joke they're making.

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 19 May 2017 14:25 (two years ago) link

^^^

it might not be funny, but i sincerely doubt that they misunderstood the metaphor

jason waterfalls (gbx), Friday, 19 May 2017 15:07 (two years ago) link

the funniest part of course is that he did the cartoon, put the poster of trump with 'open season', put the witches and gave them shotguns, and then thought about his audience for a second, and wrote TRUMP HUNT in big letters, just in case

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 19 May 2017 15:10 (two years ago) link

political cartoons are maybe the single worst medium with regard to "show don't tell." the overwhelming majority, whatever their politics, would be massively improved by an editor nixing some number of written labels. also a high ratio of speech balloons contorting into overworded messes to explain the background and then convey the joke, which to other humorists is usually a sign that the joke isn't going to work.

﴿→ ☺ (Doctor Casino), Friday, 19 May 2017 16:17 (two years ago) link

I understand far more of those references than I am at all comfortable with.

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 19 May 2017 16:52 (two years ago) link

yeah ditto, I think I'm in too deep

frogbs, Friday, 19 May 2017 17:00 (two years ago) link

New Ben Garrison today. Am enjoying how he seems to be having a breakdown in tandem with Trump.

https://i.redditmedia.com/s8GVGu_UISzsgQcokEJkjlclD6dAmTf2tn54vJq7w-A.jpg

Camaraderie at Arms Length, Friday, 19 May 2017 22:31 (two years ago) link

Picture link also not coping well it seems

https://i.redd.it/ur3injomqgyy.jpg

Camaraderie at Arms Length, Friday, 19 May 2017 22:32 (two years ago) link

He cleverly shows us that Russia does not exist.

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 20 May 2017 00:04 (two years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DAb4sfkW0AYt12T.jpg

amazing

jason waterfalls (gbx), Monday, 22 May 2017 20:48 (two years ago) link

the hammer-smashed phones are a nice touch

frogbs, Tuesday, 23 May 2017 03:28 (two years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DBFQXF4UwAAHjx4.jpg

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DA7OB8jU0AARW-T.jpg

recently he seems to be doing a lot of cartoons that are just Trump assaulting and/or killing people

soref, Tuesday, 30 May 2017 21:28 (two years ago) link

He does realize that Trump is 70, right?

Frederik B, Tuesday, 30 May 2017 21:32 (two years ago) link

Healthiest president ever iirc

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 30 May 2017 22:21 (two years ago) link

can someone please let ben garrison know that blogs, by definition, are not a print medium? great, thx

heck i've even been an 'oyster pirate' (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 30 May 2017 22:27 (two years ago) link

trump as mr. burns. seems accurate.

Einstein, Kazanga, Sitar (abanana), Tuesday, 30 May 2017 22:49 (two years ago) link

Occasionally I wonder, when the WP comes up, whether Jeff Bezos is not in fact a more malign or potentially more malign figure than Trump, taking a broad view. But I guess that isn't the conversation Ben Garrison is interested in having.

The Adventures Of Whiteman (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 31 May 2017 09:10 (two years ago) link

http://grrrgraphics.com/uploads/7/4/7/3/74734153/cnn-talking-russia_orig.jpg

I'm sort of grimly fascinated by Ben Garrison. How does he claim to be a "rogue cartoonist" when one of his defining features is completely unquestioning loyalty to the president of the USA? What's he going to do when the Trump project inevitably disintegrates? Is there a point where he would be disillusioned? What then?

Camaraderie at Arms Length, Wednesday, 31 May 2017 20:41 (two years ago) link

He's also written a long article entitled "Advice for Aspiring Cartoonists" in case anyone wants to follow in his footsteps.

Camaraderie at Arms Length, Wednesday, 31 May 2017 20:45 (two years ago) link

when the Trump project inevitably disintegrates it will be because of the sinister machinations of the shadowy elite made up of the Republican establishment the Deep State and the Rothschilds

soref, Wednesday, 31 May 2017 20:46 (two years ago) link

the media has its golden goose so the "project" (whatever that is) disintegrating not likely to happen. he could be impeached and exiled from the country and we will still hear about every single dumb thing he tweets for the rest of his and our livee.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 31 May 2017 21:15 (two years ago) link

lives even

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 31 May 2017 21:15 (two years ago) link

impeachment or resignation or criminal charges of some sort is the disintegration I'm talking about, sorry if you would like that phrased differently.

Camaraderie at Arms Length, Wednesday, 31 May 2017 21:29 (two years ago) link

"How does he claim to be a "rogue cartoonist" when one of his defining features is completely unquestioning loyalty to the president of the USA?"

this is trump's base generally; hence the focus on the evil media and derp state machinations to explain why having trump in charge isn't magically fulfilling all their dreams and changing the entire system.

﴿→ ☺ (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 31 May 2017 21:34 (two years ago) link

Not sure if "derp state" is a typo or not, but I like it.

smug dinner-jazz atrocity (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 31 May 2017 21:35 (two years ago) link

An accurate description of the current administration I hope it catches on.

hardcore dilettante, Thursday, 1 June 2017 00:54 (two years ago) link

lol, yes, typo

﴿→ ☺ (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 1 June 2017 04:58 (two years ago) link

I'm sort of grimly fascinated by Ben Garrison. How does he claim to be a "rogue cartoonist" when one of his defining features is completely unquestioning loyalty to the president of the USA?

Trump had the conspiracy theorist types in his pocket from the get-go; had assumed that if he were ever to win he'd lose them instantly, like they'd have to think "welp, he's a lizard person/bilderberg stooge/whatever now". But the combative nature of his presidency, the fact that it always looks just about to fall apart, has made it so you can now maintain wake up sheeple cred while repping for the most powerful man in the United States.

Daniel_Rf, Thursday, 1 June 2017 08:27 (two years ago) link

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this one's cracking me up bc he had to make justice peeking out from her blindfold so that it would make sense that she's reacting to hillary's pointing

na (NA), Thursday, 8 June 2017 14:43 (two years ago) link

like the whole point of that image is that justice is blind

na (NA), Thursday, 8 June 2017 14:43 (two years ago) link

physical envelopes marked "e" lol

the evening redness at the injection site (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 8 June 2017 17:45 (two years ago) link

as loony as Garrison is his attention to detail is pretty much unparalleled

frogbs, Thursday, 8 June 2017 17:47 (two years ago) link

Bit of a rubbish one this week, but just look at the detail on Trump's pecs, the biceps, the detail around the crotch, the big, manly hands. Phoar.

http://grrrgraphics.com/uploads/7/4/7/3/74734153/trump-comey-ben-garrison_1_orig.jpg

Camaraderie at Arms Length, Friday, 9 June 2017 20:19 (two years ago) link

Big hands I know you're the one

the evening redness at the injection site (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 10 June 2017 04:02 (two years ago) link

I'm pretty sure he stuffs those gloves.

nickn, Saturday, 10 June 2017 06:18 (two years ago) link

This will almost certainly end in a depiction of Trump simultaneously eviscerating an enemy and tenderly fucking the cartoonist.

Sir Isaac Gluten (Old Lunch), Saturday, 10 June 2017 16:33 (two years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/aRSPl2y.jpg

carpet_kaiser, Wednesday, 21 June 2017 16:26 (two years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/aRSPl2y.jpg

carpet_kaiser, Wednesday, 21 June 2017 16:26 (two years ago) link

Ummmm, what is Manhatten supposed to be in that one?

mintap, Wednesday, 21 June 2017 17:22 (two years ago) link

I liek how lady justice is peekign just as COmey warned

Dean of the University (Latham Green), Wednesday, 21 June 2017 17:24 (two years ago) link

I like it because sideways USA Trump reminds me of Leroy Lockhorn

https://bjornb876.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/7c744-image002.gif

carpet_kaiser, Wednesday, 21 June 2017 17:35 (two years ago) link

looks more like Loretta imo

soref, Wednesday, 21 June 2017 17:41 (two years ago) link

It's relevant because America's relationship with Trump is much like Leroy and Loretta's marriage. Trump is drunk again at a party and dancing with a floozy while wearing a lampshade. Loretta is spending Leroy's payceck at the department store again.

I'm not sure which one is which here, but it makes sense if you think about it.

carpet_kaiser, Wednesday, 21 June 2017 17:44 (two years ago) link

wow @ that one

﴿→ ☺ (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 21 June 2017 19:10 (two years ago) link

The 666 on the dice is a nice touch.

Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 27 September 2019 14:01 (one month ago) link

total gearhead

Captain ACAB (Neil S), Friday, 27 September 2019 14:02 (one month ago) link

Oh wow 3 dies showing 6 faces man this shit's getting real!

Pauline Male (Eric H.), Friday, 27 September 2019 14:03 (one month ago) link

TYRANNY AHEAD

Illuminati pyramid eye as a skeleton, *driving a car* is quite the flourish of Garrison's bizarre genius.

Aston "Family Court" Barrett (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 27 September 2019 14:06 (one month ago) link

one for dasharezone dot com

Captain ACAB (Neil S), Friday, 27 September 2019 14:12 (one month ago) link

Whoaaa that's badass

flappy bird, Monday, 30 September 2019 04:38 (one month ago) link

A solid effort from Garrison, ruined by his decision to put the Deep State in gloves so he wouldn't have to put in the work drawing skeleton fingers. Total pissbaby move. 0 out of 666 from the Ukrainian judge.

Subaru owners I have wordlessly loved (bernard snowy), Monday, 30 September 2019 11:36 (one month ago) link

I don't get why there is a 'park' when there's no reverse, is there some other meaning to 'park'?

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 30 September 2019 11:40 (one month ago) link

I take it Ben has never driven a stick shift - his is rotated 90 degrees from how an actual manual transmission is arranged

Lee626, Monday, 30 September 2019 12:07 (one month ago) link

It’s the gear stick in ford time lord.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Monday, 30 September 2019 12:36 (one month ago) link

lol read the first two as park life

nxd, Thursday, 3 October 2019 10:39 (one month ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/fry9Zkc.png

soref, Sunday, 6 October 2019 16:55 (one month ago) link

poignant encapsulation of aoc's basic belief system there, well considered and beautifully drawn

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 6 October 2019 20:10 (one month ago) link

what was the prompt for that day?

now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Sunday, 6 October 2019 20:44 (one month ago) link

The Larouche cultist who showed up at her town hall

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Monday, 7 October 2019 02:40 (one month ago) link

that would have been impressively nostradamic. turns out it was "freeze"

https://inktober.com/rules

now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Monday, 7 October 2019 03:46 (one month ago) link

My new painting – “Crossing the Swamp”
“Never give up. Never lower your light.
Never stop till the swamp is dry.” – Jon McNaughton
For a list of figures in the boat: https://t.co/ZIPdkBgcFU pic.twitter.com/CTPndvK5LM

— Jon McNaughton (@McNaughtonArt) July 31, 2018

since then, Jeff Sessions, Nikki Haley, Sarah Sanders, John Kelly, Jim Mattis and John Bolton have left the boat.
the ones still on the boat are the trump trio, pence, carson, pompeo and conway. let's see how many of them make it to the end of trump's term.

wasdnuos (abanana), Monday, 7 October 2019 12:02 (one month ago) link

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pomenitul, Saturday, 19 October 2019 20:05 (three weeks ago) link

Really more of an independent study than a class.

Pauline Male (Eric H.), Saturday, 19 October 2019 20:11 (three weeks ago) link

uhhh biology has much more concrete evidence of >2 sexes than any ideological standpoint on gender

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Saturday, 19 October 2019 20:30 (three weeks ago) link

one joek

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Saturday, 19 October 2019 20:32 (three weeks ago) link

there's a lot going on in this one

https://i.imgur.com/LsAojzp.jpg

genre: post-britpop (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 24 October 2019 09:30 (three weeks ago) link

"succeeded"

Captain ACAB (Neil S), Thursday, 24 October 2019 09:32 (three weeks ago) link

guns and armed revolutions are very good, except when they're not

genre: post-britpop (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 24 October 2019 09:39 (three weeks ago) link

luckily ghost-Castro is there to indicate that this particular putative armed revolution is, in fact, bad

Captain ACAB (Neil S), Thursday, 24 October 2019 09:44 (three weeks ago) link

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☮ (peace, man), Monday, 28 October 2019 13:59 (two weeks ago) link

minor lols at the american spectator's cartoonist's (pen?) name being "Yogi Love"

mh, Monday, 28 October 2019 14:04 (two weeks ago) link

parallel universe where HK protestors dress in red

Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 28 October 2019 14:18 (two weeks ago) link

Al-Baghdadi and his three children? Clutching at straws here.

breastcrawl, Monday, 28 October 2019 15:24 (two weeks ago) link

yogi love & special sauce

non-euclidean lenin (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 28 October 2019 15:27 (two weeks ago) link

nice pic.twitter.com/Hf5GkAQlVh

— Current Affairs (@curaffairs) October 28, 2019

feel free to dig through the catalogue of Gary Varvel

now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Monday, 28 October 2019 22:43 (two weeks ago) link

I had a science fiction-y dream once about a railroad to Hawaii, it was excellent, would watch dolphins swim alongside my sleeper car again.

Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Monday, 28 October 2019 22:45 (two weeks ago) link

I am definite in favour of ‘MFING PIRATES, YO!’

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Monday, 28 October 2019 22:48 (two weeks ago) link

on of those cartoons that don't reflect reality but i would be okay with it if they did

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 28 October 2019 23:20 (two weeks ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gtz14SV8Nvw

DJI, Tuesday, 29 October 2019 00:07 (two weeks ago) link

Kavanaugh notably not doing a fucking thing there.

Pauline Male (Eric H.), Tuesday, 29 October 2019 22:43 (two weeks ago) link

clarence up there pulling a pube free

Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 29 October 2019 23:02 (two weeks ago) link

xp
He brought the beer.

nickn, Tuesday, 29 October 2019 23:34 (two weeks ago) link

this might be the worst Garrison so far

actually you know what, just don't click on it

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EIoUhheU8AAH-Rx?format=jpg&name=large

frogbs, Tuesday, 5 November 2019 21:23 (one week ago) link

I mean, it's the worst in that there's no labels - how the hell am I supposed to know who anyone is?

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 5 November 2019 21:30 (one week ago) link

is the storm-cloud supposed to look like Soros?

soref, Wednesday, 6 November 2019 07:31 (one week ago) link

in addition to his collection of appalling views, I'm 99% sure garrison has sexual proclivities which could one day land him in jail.

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 6 November 2019 07:51 (one week ago) link

Fo the life of me I don't understand why the sun is always depicted wearing sunglasses. Where is the glare coming from?

henry s, Thursday, 7 November 2019 20:22 (one week ago) link

Mister Sun pic.twitter.com/CCnA88wYpb

— pixelatedboat aka “mr tweets” (@pixelatedboat) February 24, 2018

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 7 November 2019 20:26 (one week ago) link

there's only one cosmologically accurate cartoon sun

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/5c/bb/a7/5cbba7c24bded7fdfda03c39d2fe7a91.png

difficult listening hour, Thursday, 7 November 2019 20:30 (one week ago) link

did someone say labels?
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EItngy0UEAAwEgv?format=jpg&name=large

wasdnuos (abanana), Thursday, 7 November 2019 20:34 (one week ago) link

Where has Andrew Wakefield tucked his arms and legs?

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 7 November 2019 20:39 (one week ago) link

Maybe Garrison has shares in an iron lung manufacturer

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Thursday, 7 November 2019 22:28 (one week ago) link


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