batshit rightwing cartoons -- 2017 unto eschaton

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while there's still time

jason waterfalls (gbx), Wednesday, 10 May 2017 01:28 (nine months ago) Permalink

dignity

Treeship, Wednesday, 10 May 2017 01:36 (nine months ago) Permalink

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I don't know what this is, but because it's a Delonas I suspect it's equal parts bat and shit.

Devilock, Wednesday, 10 May 2017 10:36 (nine months ago) Permalink

I don't get how you mess up the metaphor of a witch hunt but hey Trump supporters never fail to deliver pic.twitter.com/Pk2OjDOTBd

— Mason Belles (@MasonBelles) May 19, 2017

so dumb it's almost clever

lazy rascals, spending their substance, and more, in riotous living (Merdeyeux), Friday, 19 May 2017 14:05 (nine months ago) Permalink

omg

sexualing healing (crüt), Friday, 19 May 2017 14:06 (nine months ago) Permalink

I mean that is, you know, that's the joke they're making.

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 19 May 2017 14:25 (nine months ago) Permalink

^^^

it might not be funny, but i sincerely doubt that they misunderstood the metaphor

jason waterfalls (gbx), Friday, 19 May 2017 15:07 (nine months ago) Permalink

the funniest part of course is that he did the cartoon, put the poster of trump with 'open season', put the witches and gave them shotguns, and then thought about his audience for a second, and wrote TRUMP HUNT in big letters, just in case

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 19 May 2017 15:10 (nine months ago) Permalink

political cartoons are maybe the single worst medium with regard to "show don't tell." the overwhelming majority, whatever their politics, would be massively improved by an editor nixing some number of written labels. also a high ratio of speech balloons contorting into overworded messes to explain the background and then convey the joke, which to other humorists is usually a sign that the joke isn't going to work.

﴿→ ☺ (Doctor Casino), Friday, 19 May 2017 16:17 (nine months ago) Permalink

I understand far more of those references than I am at all comfortable with.

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 19 May 2017 16:52 (nine months ago) Permalink

yeah ditto, I think I'm in too deep

frogbs, Friday, 19 May 2017 17:00 (nine months ago) Permalink

New Ben Garrison today. Am enjoying how he seems to be having a breakdown in tandem with Trump.

https://i.redditmedia.com/s8GVGu_UISzsgQcokEJkjlclD6dAmTf2tn54vJq7w-A.jpg

Camaraderie at Arms Length, Friday, 19 May 2017 22:31 (nine months ago) Permalink

Picture link also not coping well it seems

https://i.redd.it/ur3injomqgyy.jpg

Camaraderie at Arms Length, Friday, 19 May 2017 22:32 (nine months ago) Permalink

He cleverly shows us that Russia does not exist.

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 20 May 2017 00:04 (eight months ago) Permalink

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amazing

jason waterfalls (gbx), Monday, 22 May 2017 20:48 (eight months ago) Permalink

the hammer-smashed phones are a nice touch

frogbs, Tuesday, 23 May 2017 03:28 (eight months ago) Permalink

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recently he seems to be doing a lot of cartoons that are just Trump assaulting and/or killing people

soref, Tuesday, 30 May 2017 21:28 (eight months ago) Permalink

He does realize that Trump is 70, right?

Frederik B, Tuesday, 30 May 2017 21:32 (eight months ago) Permalink

Healthiest president ever iirc

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 30 May 2017 22:21 (eight months ago) Permalink

can someone please let ben garrison know that blogs, by definition, are not a print medium? great, thx

heck i've even been an 'oyster pirate' (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 30 May 2017 22:27 (eight months ago) Permalink

trump as mr. burns. seems accurate.

Einstein, Kazanga, Sitar (abanana), Tuesday, 30 May 2017 22:49 (eight months ago) Permalink

Occasionally I wonder, when the WP comes up, whether Jeff Bezos is not in fact a more malign or potentially more malign figure than Trump, taking a broad view. But I guess that isn't the conversation Ben Garrison is interested in having.

The Adventures Of Whiteman (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 31 May 2017 09:10 (eight months ago) Permalink

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I'm sort of grimly fascinated by Ben Garrison. How does he claim to be a "rogue cartoonist" when one of his defining features is completely unquestioning loyalty to the president of the USA? What's he going to do when the Trump project inevitably disintegrates? Is there a point where he would be disillusioned? What then?

Camaraderie at Arms Length, Wednesday, 31 May 2017 20:41 (eight months ago) Permalink

He's also written a long article entitled "Advice for Aspiring Cartoonists" in case anyone wants to follow in his footsteps.

Camaraderie at Arms Length, Wednesday, 31 May 2017 20:45 (eight months ago) Permalink

when the Trump project inevitably disintegrates it will be because of the sinister machinations of the shadowy elite made up of the Republican establishment the Deep State and the Rothschilds

soref, Wednesday, 31 May 2017 20:46 (eight months ago) Permalink

the media has its golden goose so the "project" (whatever that is) disintegrating not likely to happen. he could be impeached and exiled from the country and we will still hear about every single dumb thing he tweets for the rest of his and our livee.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 31 May 2017 21:15 (eight months ago) Permalink

lives even

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 31 May 2017 21:15 (eight months ago) Permalink

impeachment or resignation or criminal charges of some sort is the disintegration I'm talking about, sorry if you would like that phrased differently.

Camaraderie at Arms Length, Wednesday, 31 May 2017 21:29 (eight months ago) Permalink

"How does he claim to be a "rogue cartoonist" when one of his defining features is completely unquestioning loyalty to the president of the USA?"

this is trump's base generally; hence the focus on the evil media and derp state machinations to explain why having trump in charge isn't magically fulfilling all their dreams and changing the entire system.

﴿→ ☺ (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 31 May 2017 21:34 (eight months ago) Permalink

Not sure if "derp state" is a typo or not, but I like it.

smug dinner-jazz atrocity (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 31 May 2017 21:35 (eight months ago) Permalink

An accurate description of the current administration I hope it catches on.

hardcore dilettante, Thursday, 1 June 2017 00:54 (eight months ago) Permalink

lol, yes, typo

﴿→ ☺ (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 1 June 2017 04:58 (eight months ago) Permalink

I'm sort of grimly fascinated by Ben Garrison. How does he claim to be a "rogue cartoonist" when one of his defining features is completely unquestioning loyalty to the president of the USA?

Trump had the conspiracy theorist types in his pocket from the get-go; had assumed that if he were ever to win he'd lose them instantly, like they'd have to think "welp, he's a lizard person/bilderberg stooge/whatever now". But the combative nature of his presidency, the fact that it always looks just about to fall apart, has made it so you can now maintain wake up sheeple cred while repping for the most powerful man in the United States.

Daniel_Rf, Thursday, 1 June 2017 08:27 (eight months ago) Permalink

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this one's cracking me up bc he had to make justice peeking out from her blindfold so that it would make sense that she's reacting to hillary's pointing

na (NA), Thursday, 8 June 2017 14:43 (eight months ago) Permalink

like the whole point of that image is that justice is blind

na (NA), Thursday, 8 June 2017 14:43 (eight months ago) Permalink

physical envelopes marked "e" lol

the evening redness at the injection site (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 8 June 2017 17:45 (eight months ago) Permalink

as loony as Garrison is his attention to detail is pretty much unparalleled

frogbs, Thursday, 8 June 2017 17:47 (eight months ago) Permalink

Bit of a rubbish one this week, but just look at the detail on Trump's pecs, the biceps, the detail around the crotch, the big, manly hands. Phoar.

http://grrrgraphics.com/uploads/7/4/7/3/74734153/trump-comey-ben-garrison_1_orig.jpg

Camaraderie at Arms Length, Friday, 9 June 2017 20:19 (eight months ago) Permalink

Big hands I know you're the one

the evening redness at the injection site (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 10 June 2017 04:02 (eight months ago) Permalink

I'm pretty sure he stuffs those gloves.

nickn, Saturday, 10 June 2017 06:18 (eight months ago) Permalink

This will almost certainly end in a depiction of Trump simultaneously eviscerating an enemy and tenderly fucking the cartoonist.

Sir Isaac Gluten (Old Lunch), Saturday, 10 June 2017 16:33 (eight months ago) Permalink

http://i.imgur.com/aRSPl2y.jpg

carpet_kaiser, Wednesday, 21 June 2017 16:26 (seven months ago) Permalink

http://i.imgur.com/aRSPl2y.jpg

carpet_kaiser, Wednesday, 21 June 2017 16:26 (seven months ago) Permalink

Ummmm, what is Manhatten supposed to be in that one?

mintap, Wednesday, 21 June 2017 17:22 (seven months ago) Permalink

I liek how lady justice is peekign just as COmey warned

Dean of the University (Latham Green), Wednesday, 21 June 2017 17:24 (seven months ago) Permalink

I like it because sideways USA Trump reminds me of Leroy Lockhorn

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carpet_kaiser, Wednesday, 21 June 2017 17:35 (seven months ago) Permalink

looks more like Loretta imo

soref, Wednesday, 21 June 2017 17:41 (seven months ago) Permalink

It's relevant because America's relationship with Trump is much like Leroy and Loretta's marriage. Trump is drunk again at a party and dancing with a floozy while wearing a lampshade. Loretta is spending Leroy's payceck at the department store again.

I'm not sure which one is which here, but it makes sense if you think about it.

carpet_kaiser, Wednesday, 21 June 2017 17:44 (seven months ago) Permalink

wow @ that one

﴿→ ☺ (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 21 June 2017 19:10 (seven months ago) Permalink

Great deals lol
scotus is on the good side again?
capitol building, with both sides run by republicans, is in the swamp
on his page he claims magacon is a real thing and that this is the link: http://www.amfreesummit.com/
usa is represented by a mufasa sphinx now?

Einstein, Bazinga, Sitar (abanana), Friday, 10 November 2017 21:04 (three months ago) Permalink

Yeah, I was wondering that. Of the many national animal mascots there are, lions tend to represent someplace else

Google Murray Blockchain (kingfish), Friday, 10 November 2017 23:59 (three months ago) Permalink

it wasn't the first thing i noticed, since it was buried under labels.

Einstein, Bazinga, Sitar (abanana), Saturday, 11 November 2017 00:18 (three months ago) Permalink

capitol building, with both sides run by republicans, is in the swamp

Trump fans are not necessarily republican fans.

Andrew Farrell, Saturday, 11 November 2017 01:39 (three months ago) Permalink

O that most beloved and golden of amendments.

bumbling my way toward the light or wahtever (hardcore dilettante), Saturday, 11 November 2017 02:41 (three months ago) Permalink

Al Jaffee's most disturbing fold-in

Scape: Goat-fired like a dog! (Myonga Vön Bontee), Saturday, 11 November 2017 09:56 (three months ago) Permalink

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Garrison's recurring motif of Trump as this calm, dignified figure whose sangfroid contrasts with the unbalanced outbursts of his opponents is just the strangest thing, sometimes it's difficult to remember that there is actaully a sizable number of people who actually see it that way

soref, Tuesday, 14 November 2017 10:38 (three months ago) Permalink

Not exactly political toons but who would like some delightful panels on the lighter side of being a fuckin’ cop:

https://www.policeone.com/Columnists/Les-Lethal/

Google Murray Blockchain (kingfish), Monday, 20 November 2017 16:59 (two months ago) Permalink

Hahaha, all those people I disagreed with drowned!

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Monster fatberg (Phil D.), Monday, 20 November 2017 17:03 (two months ago) Permalink

It's perfectly OK to point your firearm at someone carrying nothing but food!

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Monster fatberg (Phil D.), Monday, 20 November 2017 17:06 (two months ago) Permalink

on one hand I'm glad to see some non-Garrison material, on the other hand, wtf for real

cosmic brain dildo (Sparkle Motion), Monday, 20 November 2017 17:50 (two months ago) Permalink

I know! All that non-ironic Comic Sans!

Google Murray Blockchain (kingfish), Monday, 20 November 2017 22:58 (two months ago) Permalink

I see that Day By Day is still running, and it's just as incomprehensible as ever.

cosmic brain dildo (Sparkle Motion), Monday, 20 November 2017 23:11 (two months ago) Permalink

Day by Day I find interesting as the dude really did just fulfill the joke everyone was making back then and devolve into straight deviantart porn

Google Murray Blockchain (kingfish), Monday, 20 November 2017 23:22 (two months ago) Permalink

I didn't scroll back into them too far, just looked at this week - in the grand tradition of newspaper strips he does a triple size Sunday strip - which somehow took Obama and Kerry to task for all the dem pedos they employed? Great stuff.

cosmic brain dildo (Sparkle Motion), Monday, 20 November 2017 23:26 (two months ago) Permalink

That woman looks to be at the end of her second trimester already. Maybe she looks so angry because the state of Alabama has complicated and obstructed her right to an abortion so thoroughly that it was next to impossible for her to obtain one in a timely fashion.

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 4 December 2017 19:49 (two months ago) Permalink

baby looks like a middle aged man

chinavision!, Monday, 4 December 2017 22:02 (two months ago) Permalink

most young Republicans do

frogbs, Monday, 4 December 2017 22:07 (two months ago) Permalink

hahahahaaaaa that's so fucking laaaaame

The Fortnightly Intruder (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, 11 December 2017 09:50 (two months ago) Permalink

dear ben garrison

just because roy moore values the adolescent girls in yr family doesn't mean he represents family values

yrs in christ,
bizarro gazzara

(ps you are a piece of shit)

straightedge is just volcel for vegans (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 11 December 2017 09:56 (two months ago) Permalink

that one needs crying Liberty, and Kelly in the corner

the pleather of pleather paul (Doctor Casino), Monday, 11 December 2017 14:04 (two months ago) Permalink

yup, uninconspiradly undetailed, that one

Ludo, Monday, 11 December 2017 14:05 (two months ago) Permalink

that's actually kind of subtle for Ben Garrison actually

frogbs, Monday, 11 December 2017 14:34 (two months ago) Permalink

I love the tony llamas vs black chucks, excellent detail

El Tomboto, Monday, 11 December 2017 15:20 (two months ago) Permalink

merry xmas

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Van Horn Street, Saturday, 23 December 2017 02:19 (one month ago) Permalink

Is he pro or anti bitcoin?

Leaghaidh am brón an t-anam bochd (dowd), Saturday, 23 December 2017 20:10 (one month ago) Permalink

Undoubtedly pro-bitcoin. It takes control of money out of the corrupt hands of government and places it in the incorruptible marketplace.

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 23 December 2017 20:13 (one month ago) Permalink

monogrammed silver spoon's a nice touch.

difficult listening hour, Saturday, 23 December 2017 20:39 (one month ago) Permalink

https://i.imgur.com/hhY7QO3.jpg

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 23 December 2017 21:50 (one month ago) Permalink

insouciant whistling = classic batshit rightwing cartoon trope

soref, Saturday, 23 December 2017 22:02 (one month ago) Permalink

three weeks pass...

Changes afoot in 2018 - Ben Garrison seems to have crossed over from Trump-fixated conspiracy troll to full-on antisemitic racist, not much of a change, but it's telling that r/the_donald seem less keen on sharing this than previous efforts

https://grrrgraphics.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/immigration_cartoon_ben_garrison-1024x786.jpg

This text was posted with it - https://grrrgraphics.com/the-hole-truth/

Why can’t we have the best and brightest coming here? No, Emma wanted the ‘refuse’ instead because she enjoyed playing God and imagined herself ‘helping’ them. She was a moral person who would do anything to obtain the fix of being ‘good.’ It must have given her a warm, inner glow to write what she did and the progressives mades sure her sentiments were set in stone in order to make sure everyone knew how good she was. Her plaque is nothing more than progressive virtue signaling.

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 15 January 2018 22:44 (one month ago) Permalink

The entire screed seems next-level fashy even for him

Crazy Display Name Haver (kingfish), Monday, 15 January 2018 23:39 (one month ago) Permalink

This article hasn't aged well

https://www.wired.com/story/ben-garrison-alt-right-cartoonist/

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Tuesday, 16 January 2018 00:04 (one month ago) Permalink

There's no proof he's a murderer. Yet.

The Fortnightly Intruder (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Tuesday, 16 January 2018 03:48 (one month ago) Permalink

four weeks pass...

Ok this new Garrison toon owns bones

When Ben Garrison can't label everything, he has the characters explain visual references that might otherwise sneak by his nearly blind readership. pic.twitter.com/BIYM6GMlyK

— willy 💧 (@willystaley) February 13, 2018

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Tuesday, 13 February 2018 18:42 (six days ago) Permalink

lets be fair, those do not look like pot leaves

frogbs, Tuesday, 13 February 2018 18:44 (six days ago) Permalink

I’m disappointed there are only two ideological icons depicted and without labels

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Tuesday, 13 February 2018 19:12 (six days ago) Permalink

I love how he's even labelled the bottom of the painting, in case anyone isn't sure who the cartoon is about. Also "when I was a young man" is so lazy and lame. Couldn't he sneak in another conspiracy theory there? "when I was at the Madrassa"? Poor work BG.

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 00:08 (five days ago) Permalink

why does the statue of liberty have blood in it

adam the (abanana), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 02:18 (five days ago) Permalink

ah yes i forgot OBAMA is the president with the worrying ties to russia, good use of the hammer and sickle

too notch (stevie), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 14:52 (five days ago) Permalink

Don't really think you can accuse Trump of communism (you can of pretty much everything else).

Garrisonverse Obama seems pretty awesome tbh tho, would get blazed with.

Daniel_Rf, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 17:45 (five days ago) Permalink

https://grrrgraphics.com/a-real-downer/

https://grrrgraphics.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/falling_dow_bitcoin_ben_garrison-1024x798.jpg

Now we here the Rothschilds had a fire sale. They dumped their vast Black Forest land holdings—including their mansions. Was this because they didn’t want them seized? After all, there have long been rumors of human sacrifice on the properties and Trump as vowed to seize the properties of slave traffickers.

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 23:39 (five days ago) Permalink

Wow! According to Ben, the Illuminati were the ones who flew bitcoins and the stock market up to those stratospheric heights!

A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 15 February 2018 00:48 (four days ago) Permalink

Trump was taking credit for that, iirc.

A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 15 February 2018 00:49 (four days ago) Permalink

https://grrrgraphics.com/obamas-presidential-portrait/

Additional: Despite having smoked an entire marijuana harvest in his younger days, Obama turned hypocritical on the matter once he attained the presidency. He cracked down on medical marijuana dispensaries. Probably at the bidding of the powerful big pharma lobby. The pill pushers don’t want the competition of a natural herb that helps many relieve pain.

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Thursday, 15 February 2018 18:17 (four days ago) Permalink

I wonder what the Trump admin's views are on marijuana

frogbs, Thursday, 15 February 2018 18:47 (four days ago) Permalink

From his commentary on the toon featuring Sessions going after a pot leaf:

But it never happens. Our Attorney General, Sessions, has recused himself from investigating her crimes. Instead, he’s going after marijuana.

The so-called ‘war on drugs’ has been a monumental flop. It’s a waste of lives, resources, energy and time. Have you learned nothing from prohibition, Jefferson Sessions? I realize President Trump was elected to enforce the rule of law. We want illegal aliens kicked out of the country, for example. Obama certainly didn’t enforce that law.

But marijuana? Leave that up to the states to decide!

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Thursday, 15 February 2018 19:35 (four days ago) Permalink

Obama kicked out more than any president in history but I'm not about to fact check Ben Garrison

frogbs, Thursday, 15 February 2018 19:36 (four days ago) Permalink


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