batshit rightwing cartoons -- 2017 unto eschaton

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while there's still time

jason waterfalls (gbx), Wednesday, 10 May 2017 01:28 (two years ago) link

dignity

Treeship, Wednesday, 10 May 2017 01:36 (two years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/PQnJ3tb.jpg

I don't know what this is, but because it's a Delonas I suspect it's equal parts bat and shit.

Devilock, Wednesday, 10 May 2017 10:36 (two years ago) link

I don't get how you mess up the metaphor of a witch hunt but hey Trump supporters never fail to deliver pic.twitter.com/Pk2OjDOTBd

— Mason Belles (@MasonBelles) May 19, 2017

so dumb it's almost clever

omg

sexualing healing (crüt), Friday, 19 May 2017 14:06 (two years ago) link

I mean that is, you know, that's the joke they're making.

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 19 May 2017 14:25 (two years ago) link

^^^

it might not be funny, but i sincerely doubt that they misunderstood the metaphor

jason waterfalls (gbx), Friday, 19 May 2017 15:07 (two years ago) link

the funniest part of course is that he did the cartoon, put the poster of trump with 'open season', put the witches and gave them shotguns, and then thought about his audience for a second, and wrote TRUMP HUNT in big letters, just in case

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 19 May 2017 15:10 (two years ago) link

political cartoons are maybe the single worst medium with regard to "show don't tell." the overwhelming majority, whatever their politics, would be massively improved by an editor nixing some number of written labels. also a high ratio of speech balloons contorting into overworded messes to explain the background and then convey the joke, which to other humorists is usually a sign that the joke isn't going to work.

﴿→ ☺ (Doctor Casino), Friday, 19 May 2017 16:17 (two years ago) link

I understand far more of those references than I am at all comfortable with.

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 19 May 2017 16:52 (two years ago) link

yeah ditto, I think I'm in too deep

frogbs, Friday, 19 May 2017 17:00 (two years ago) link

New Ben Garrison today. Am enjoying how he seems to be having a breakdown in tandem with Trump.

https://i.redditmedia.com/s8GVGu_UISzsgQcokEJkjlclD6dAmTf2tn54vJq7w-A.jpg

Camaraderie at Arms Length, Friday, 19 May 2017 22:31 (two years ago) link

Picture link also not coping well it seems

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Camaraderie at Arms Length, Friday, 19 May 2017 22:32 (two years ago) link

He cleverly shows us that Russia does not exist.

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 20 May 2017 00:04 (two years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DAb4sfkW0AYt12T.jpg

amazing

jason waterfalls (gbx), Monday, 22 May 2017 20:48 (two years ago) link

the hammer-smashed phones are a nice touch

frogbs, Tuesday, 23 May 2017 03:28 (two years ago) link

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recently he seems to be doing a lot of cartoons that are just Trump assaulting and/or killing people

soref, Tuesday, 30 May 2017 21:28 (two years ago) link

He does realize that Trump is 70, right?

Frederik B, Tuesday, 30 May 2017 21:32 (two years ago) link

Healthiest president ever iirc

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 30 May 2017 22:21 (two years ago) link

can someone please let ben garrison know that blogs, by definition, are not a print medium? great, thx

heck i've even been an 'oyster pirate' (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 30 May 2017 22:27 (two years ago) link

trump as mr. burns. seems accurate.

Einstein, Kazanga, Sitar (abanana), Tuesday, 30 May 2017 22:49 (two years ago) link

Occasionally I wonder, when the WP comes up, whether Jeff Bezos is not in fact a more malign or potentially more malign figure than Trump, taking a broad view. But I guess that isn't the conversation Ben Garrison is interested in having.

The Adventures Of Whiteman (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 31 May 2017 09:10 (two years ago) link

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I'm sort of grimly fascinated by Ben Garrison. How does he claim to be a "rogue cartoonist" when one of his defining features is completely unquestioning loyalty to the president of the USA? What's he going to do when the Trump project inevitably disintegrates? Is there a point where he would be disillusioned? What then?

Camaraderie at Arms Length, Wednesday, 31 May 2017 20:41 (two years ago) link

He's also written a long article entitled "Advice for Aspiring Cartoonists" in case anyone wants to follow in his footsteps.

Camaraderie at Arms Length, Wednesday, 31 May 2017 20:45 (two years ago) link

when the Trump project inevitably disintegrates it will be because of the sinister machinations of the shadowy elite made up of the Republican establishment the Deep State and the Rothschilds

soref, Wednesday, 31 May 2017 20:46 (two years ago) link

the media has its golden goose so the "project" (whatever that is) disintegrating not likely to happen. he could be impeached and exiled from the country and we will still hear about every single dumb thing he tweets for the rest of his and our livee.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 31 May 2017 21:15 (two years ago) link

lives even

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 31 May 2017 21:15 (two years ago) link

impeachment or resignation or criminal charges of some sort is the disintegration I'm talking about, sorry if you would like that phrased differently.

Camaraderie at Arms Length, Wednesday, 31 May 2017 21:29 (two years ago) link

"How does he claim to be a "rogue cartoonist" when one of his defining features is completely unquestioning loyalty to the president of the USA?"

this is trump's base generally; hence the focus on the evil media and derp state machinations to explain why having trump in charge isn't magically fulfilling all their dreams and changing the entire system.

﴿→ ☺ (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 31 May 2017 21:34 (two years ago) link

Not sure if "derp state" is a typo or not, but I like it.

smug dinner-jazz atrocity (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 31 May 2017 21:35 (two years ago) link

An accurate description of the current administration I hope it catches on.

hardcore dilettante, Thursday, 1 June 2017 00:54 (two years ago) link

lol, yes, typo

﴿→ ☺ (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 1 June 2017 04:58 (two years ago) link

I'm sort of grimly fascinated by Ben Garrison. How does he claim to be a "rogue cartoonist" when one of his defining features is completely unquestioning loyalty to the president of the USA?

Trump had the conspiracy theorist types in his pocket from the get-go; had assumed that if he were ever to win he'd lose them instantly, like they'd have to think "welp, he's a lizard person/bilderberg stooge/whatever now". But the combative nature of his presidency, the fact that it always looks just about to fall apart, has made it so you can now maintain wake up sheeple cred while repping for the most powerful man in the United States.

Daniel_Rf, Thursday, 1 June 2017 08:27 (two years ago) link

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this one's cracking me up bc he had to make justice peeking out from her blindfold so that it would make sense that she's reacting to hillary's pointing

na (NA), Thursday, 8 June 2017 14:43 (two years ago) link

like the whole point of that image is that justice is blind

na (NA), Thursday, 8 June 2017 14:43 (two years ago) link

physical envelopes marked "e" lol

the evening redness at the injection site (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 8 June 2017 17:45 (two years ago) link

as loony as Garrison is his attention to detail is pretty much unparalleled

frogbs, Thursday, 8 June 2017 17:47 (two years ago) link

Bit of a rubbish one this week, but just look at the detail on Trump's pecs, the biceps, the detail around the crotch, the big, manly hands. Phoar.

http://grrrgraphics.com/uploads/7/4/7/3/74734153/trump-comey-ben-garrison_1_orig.jpg

Camaraderie at Arms Length, Friday, 9 June 2017 20:19 (two years ago) link

Big hands I know you're the one

the evening redness at the injection site (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 10 June 2017 04:02 (two years ago) link

I'm pretty sure he stuffs those gloves.

nickn, Saturday, 10 June 2017 06:18 (two years ago) link

This will almost certainly end in a depiction of Trump simultaneously eviscerating an enemy and tenderly fucking the cartoonist.

Sir Isaac Gluten (Old Lunch), Saturday, 10 June 2017 16:33 (two years ago) link

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carpet_kaiser, Wednesday, 21 June 2017 16:26 (two years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/aRSPl2y.jpg

carpet_kaiser, Wednesday, 21 June 2017 16:26 (two years ago) link

Ummmm, what is Manhatten supposed to be in that one?

mintap, Wednesday, 21 June 2017 17:22 (two years ago) link

I liek how lady justice is peekign just as COmey warned

Dean of the University (Latham Green), Wednesday, 21 June 2017 17:24 (two years ago) link

I like it because sideways USA Trump reminds me of Leroy Lockhorn

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carpet_kaiser, Wednesday, 21 June 2017 17:35 (two years ago) link

looks more like Loretta imo

soref, Wednesday, 21 June 2017 17:41 (two years ago) link

It's relevant because America's relationship with Trump is much like Leroy and Loretta's marriage. Trump is drunk again at a party and dancing with a floozy while wearing a lampshade. Loretta is spending Leroy's payceck at the department store again.

I'm not sure which one is which here, but it makes sense if you think about it.

carpet_kaiser, Wednesday, 21 June 2017 17:44 (two years ago) link

wow @ that one

﴿→ ☺ (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 21 June 2017 19:10 (two years ago) link

what if GOP candidates all wore red suits?

brimstead, Saturday, 22 June 2019 06:38 (one month ago) link

two weeks pass...

Every single one of them:

http://stonetoss.com/comic/

pomenitul, Saturday, 6 July 2019 14:08 (two weeks ago) link

wow

El Tomboto, Saturday, 6 July 2019 14:22 (two weeks ago) link

I'm struggling to determine whether this guy is worse than Garrison or if it's just a different generational flavour of awful or both.

pomenitul, Saturday, 6 July 2019 15:47 (two weeks ago) link

well today the most august Kate Adie has stuck up for Tommy Robinson on twitter and got lots of flack for it. So PC has definitely gone mad in the land of bowler hats and socialism!

calzino, Saturday, 6 July 2019 15:56 (two weeks ago) link

It just gets worse:

https://i1.wp.com/stonetoss.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/gays-just-like-you-comic1.png?w=1000

On second thought, Ben Garrison is a civil rights guardian next to this guy.

pomenitul, Saturday, 6 July 2019 17:23 (two weeks ago) link

His only seemingly genuine political belief is against circumcision, so.

Pauline Male (Eric H.), Saturday, 6 July 2019 17:35 (two weeks ago) link

no u see trump spent decades pretending to be a sex criminal in order to catch the real sex criminals

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coroner criticises butt (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 9 July 2019 15:37 (one week ago) link

Kudos to Garrison for giving the horse Trump’s hair, but minus points for not making the horse white.

the public eating of beans (Sparkle Motion), Tuesday, 9 July 2019 16:14 (one week ago) link

WOW @ that other cartoonist

flappy bird, Tuesday, 9 July 2019 21:00 (one week ago) link

feel like his entire style was ripped off another cartoonist but I can't put my finger on which one

frogbs, Tuesday, 9 July 2019 21:14 (one week ago) link

btw Ben Garrison was invited to the White House, lmao

frogbs, Tuesday, 9 July 2019 21:15 (one week ago) link

truly an independent thinker

the public eating of beans (Sparkle Motion), Tuesday, 9 July 2019 22:37 (one week ago) link

perhaps he'd like a purple heart, i hear trump has one floating around

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 10 July 2019 00:50 (one week ago) link

garrison uninvited from the white house because of antisemitic cartoons, blames the jews

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D_Ilmo2XsAIvQP8.jpg

mookieproof, Wednesday, 10 July 2019 18:31 (one week ago) link

estimated number of his cartoons that "mention" Soros and the Rothchilds

50? 100? 500+?

i was once Z S, but now i am larry buttz (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 10 July 2019 18:37 (one week ago) link

'It's not antisemitic if it's a real conspiracy.' – Ben Garrison, probably.

pomenitul, Wednesday, 10 July 2019 18:38 (one week ago) link

actually breaks my heart that the horniest guy for Trump on the planet was (((this close))) to actually meeting him

frogbs, Wednesday, 10 July 2019 18:38 (one week ago) link

“dancing a tantrum”? How old is Garrison anyway

the public eating of beans (Sparkle Motion), Wednesday, 10 July 2019 18:46 (one week ago) link

ok "dancing a tantrum" is an awesome phrase

flappy bird, Wednesday, 10 July 2019 19:37 (one week ago) link

would bet money he is currently drawing the most intense cartoon ever seen on the topic of his uninvitation.

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 10 July 2019 19:42 (one week ago) link

he's probably also getting way more traffic than he usually does. when you invite a white supremacist to the white house, they just can't lose!!

i was once Z S, but now i am larry buttz (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 10 July 2019 19:44 (one week ago) link

Meanwhile, on StoneToss's Twitter feed:

man, that soccer lesbian is ugly

— stonetoss (@stone_toss) July 10, 2019

How long before he gets invited to the White House?

pomenitul, Wednesday, 10 July 2019 19:45 (one week ago) link

i’m about 90% sure that stonetoss is stephen miller so an invite would be redundant

A comical 'blobbumentary' programme (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 10 July 2019 19:47 (one week ago) link

stonetoss guy irritates me more than Garrison somehow, as awful as Ben's stuff is he's at least got some talent as an artist and he seems to have some idea of how to construct a joke...stonetoss on the other hand is just a dude who's whole personality is screaming the N-word as loud as possible

frogbs, Wednesday, 10 July 2019 19:48 (one week ago) link

A.F. Branco has spent most of the last week retweeting ppl asking @realDonaldTrump to invite him to this social media summit thing, maybe he can have Garrison's place

soref, Wednesday, 10 July 2019 19:57 (one week ago) link

There's an art brut vibe to Garrison's work whereas stonetoss is just straight-up 'lulz trolled ya libcucks'.

pomenitul, Wednesday, 10 July 2019 20:01 (one week ago) link

i don't know who that is but that tidbit makes me feel better in the "at least i'm not THAT pathetic piece of shit" kind of way

xp

i was once Z S, but now i am larry buttz (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 10 July 2019 20:02 (one week ago) link

Branco is probably less batshit that Garrison but makes up for it in terms of literally not been able to draw

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D-EmTLGU4AAznDj.jpg

soref, Wednesday, 10 July 2019 20:45 (one week ago) link

I don't get it

flappy bird, Wednesday, 10 July 2019 20:48 (one week ago) link

i think maybe that's supposed to be AOC?

i was once Z S, but now i am larry buttz (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 10 July 2019 20:52 (one week ago) link

had to think for a minute about why booker was holding a shield before recognizing it's meant to be a sombrero; oh the wit

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 10 July 2019 21:24 (one week ago) link

Becoming an MS Paint cruelty merchant definitely has its financial lure and also it’s a way to stand out. My ex pal who has gone full transphobic and left-baiting identity politics is thriving off the reactions he gets with his garbage.

omar little, Wednesday, 10 July 2019 21:24 (one week ago) link

come on now, no need to be rude about MS paint

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 10 July 2019 21:31 (one week ago) link

had to think for a minute about why booker was holding a shield before recognizing it's meant to be a sombrero

no, it is a shield, it's a reference to Booker talking about his "I am Spartacus moment" during the Kavanaugh hearings which seems to be one of those things that most people have forgotten about but a hardcore of rightwing cranks are still obsessed with

soref, Wednesday, 10 July 2019 21:40 (one week ago) link

I love how the right collects and nurtures these little signifiers they can use to ridicule leading left figures, whereas the left are too uptight to even mention the most egregious and repulsive qualities of the right leadership.

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Thursday, 11 July 2019 02:04 (one week ago) link

Eli Valley doesn’t mind :)

frogbs, Thursday, 11 July 2019 02:18 (one week ago) link

Surprised Omar's sword isn't a scimitar.

pomenitul, Friday, 19 July 2019 21:57 (three days ago) link

it isn't?

With an Extreme Burning (aka The Tormentor) (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Friday, 19 July 2019 22:02 (three days ago) link

Doesn't seem curved enough. But I'm no expert.

pomenitul, Friday, 19 July 2019 22:07 (three days ago) link

I like that Trump’s hair seems to be doing the flag burning.

breastcrawl, Friday, 19 July 2019 22:52 (three days ago) link

is there any significance to the apple core in Tlaib's censored profanity?

soref, Friday, 19 July 2019 23:12 (three days ago) link

an NYC / globalist reference?

flappy bird, Monday, 22 July 2019 17:22 (six hours ago) link

Most sinful of Eve's countless-times-great-granddaughters?

pomenitul, Monday, 22 July 2019 17:30 (six hours ago) link

not his best work. insufficient references to the Illuminati & World Bank, and no jew-baiting.

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 22 July 2019 18:15 (five hours ago) link

What the living fuck is this?

beautiful baby........ pic.twitter.com/bJim1tTrK4

— matt lubchansky (@Lubchansky) July 22, 2019

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 22 July 2019 23:10 (twenty-five minutes ago) link

someone please fix with osamathumbsup.jpg

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 22 July 2019 23:31 (four minutes ago) link


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