2020 Democratic presidential primary

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That WAPO opinion piece Beto O’Rourke is a walking, talking Generation X cliche got a lot of shit in the comments. I thought it was pretty spot on about why he's so distasteful if you are also gen x.

Yerac, Monday, 25 March 2019 13:35 (five years ago) link

So far, everything I've seen of his national profile makes me think he was so successful in TX solely because of how much people despise Ted Cruz.

GDPR vs GAPDY (DJP), Monday, 25 March 2019 13:36 (five years ago) link

By which I mean, he's not terrible but he's also less inspiring than... Cory Booker.

GDPR vs GAPDY (DJP), Monday, 25 March 2019 13:37 (five years ago) link

he also activated the Butthole Surfers vote

We were never Breeting Borting (President Keyes), Monday, 25 March 2019 13:37 (five years ago) link

I can't even imagine running for president and *still* talking about my record collection like it's a placeholder for a personality.

Yerac, Monday, 25 March 2019 13:43 (five years ago) link

I can, which is one reason why I should never run for President

GDPR vs GAPDY (DJP), Monday, 25 March 2019 13:46 (five years ago) link

breaking my heart. You should totally run for president.

Yerac, Monday, 25 March 2019 13:47 (five years ago) link

My President's Stupid Record Collection

We were never Breeting Borting (President Keyes), Monday, 25 March 2019 13:48 (five years ago) link

this balloon is more irritating with every passing day. He was alright when he nearly beating Ted Cruz, now all I can see is a Woodworking Howard Schultz

anvil, Monday, 25 March 2019 13:50 (five years ago) link

xpost I am probably just annoyed because of gen x white boys always thinking that they were the gatekeepers of decent record collections/tastes.

Yerac, Monday, 25 March 2019 13:51 (five years ago) link

Courtesy of "Shitty New Yorker Cartoon Captions":

https://66.media.tumblr.com/283f75b368e6cc375b340c6b3c329e43/tumblr_po9btotXyC1qfvz38o1_1280.pnj

Plinka Trinka Banga Tink (Eliza D.), Monday, 25 March 2019 14:56 (five years ago) link

she looks out all of us

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Monday, 25 March 2019 15:58 (five years ago) link

Any good “Beto stands on capybara” photoshops out there?

JoeStork, Monday, 25 March 2019 16:05 (five years ago) link

beto juggling robbenballs

fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Monday, 25 March 2019 16:33 (five years ago) link

why *did* you carry an assault weapon around a foreign country my dude

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/September_11_attacks

⅋ (crüt), Monday, 25 March 2019 16:46 (five years ago) link

I still don't understand the lamb/goat thing?

soref, Monday, 25 March 2019 17:00 (five years ago) link

"No matter what your path in life you will be held accountable in the end"

moose; squirrel (silby), Monday, 25 March 2019 17:24 (five years ago) link

it's not like. not that weird of an idiom

moose; squirrel (silby), Monday, 25 March 2019 17:24 (five years ago) link

gonna guess it translates a bit wonky

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 25 March 2019 17:29 (five years ago) link

gonna tentatively translate it as "I'm going straight to hell but I'm not going to sink my political future by saying outright it may have been wrong of me to be a soldier"

moose; squirrel (silby), Monday, 25 March 2019 17:33 (five years ago) link

As for the ethics of soldiering: as the Afghans say, "a lamb will be hung up by its own legs, and a goat by its own."

VS.

One might as well be hanged for a sheep as a lamb.

These do seem to convey pretty similar ideas, using very similar imagery, but the Afghan one seems more cynical and brutal. The English saying refers to differing degrees of guilt resulting in uniformity of punishment, so if you commit a crime, you may as well make it a big one. The Afghan saying refers to both the innocent and the guilty getting butchered, so in the end there's no difference between them.

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 25 March 2019 18:05 (five years ago) link

well, that's one possible campaign message.

I did not carry an assault weapon around a foreign country so I could come home and see them used to massacre my countrymen.
— Pete Buttigieg (@PeteButtigieg) October 2, 2017

this is one of those "so close, but..." things. i don't understand how someone as sharp as buttigieg could have decided it was a good idea to be an ambassador for US imperialism. unless it's as cynical as "this will help my political ambitions." i mean, i would buy that he just "wanted to serve my country" as they all say if his dad wasn't a gramsci scholar and didn't, by pete's own admission, inculcate him in a kind of radical political skepticism. and it's not like, as with so many people who enlist, he desperately needed the money or college loans. maybe he just wanted the adventure; he wouldn't be the first.

maybe i'm just a cynical jerk.

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Monday, 25 March 2019 22:14 (five years ago) link

well it's blithely accepting of US military adventurism but come on the tweet is about gun control and in dialogue with NRA fuckos who were like "we fought for our freedom to carry guns at home", I don't think he was trying to burnish a hawkish profile. If we're being hermeneutical about it.

moose; squirrel (silby), Monday, 25 March 2019 22:19 (five years ago) link

According to his wiki he was a commissioned officer. He's still in the naval reserve too.

I have mixed feelings about the US military as a whole but silby is otm about the tweet.

Yerac, Monday, 25 March 2019 22:24 (five years ago) link

He's not shy about calling attention to his military service. Apparently this is now a thing among up and coming Democratic politicians.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Monday, 25 March 2019 22:27 (five years ago) link

That's been a thing among up and coming Democrats forever, but especially since 2006.

Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Monday, 25 March 2019 22:28 (five years ago) link

No one ever lost a race because they did time in the military. It might not win in the end (hello John Kerry) but it doesn't hurt.

Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Monday, 25 March 2019 22:29 (five years ago) link

Like, he's a big believer in putting time in public service. I don't want it to be mandatory military service but at a certain point when so many grown ass adults are incapable of functioning in society or doing simple tasks to care for themselves, maybe that's what is needed. I could see that working in obtaining universal healthcare and ubi too.

Yerac, Monday, 25 March 2019 22:30 (five years ago) link

Apparently this is now a thing

It has always been a thing among politicians. If you can claim military service, you do. It's as automatic as "I've met a payroll" from every politician who ever ran a business with an employee.

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 25 March 2019 22:30 (five years ago) link

right. you just have to wonder about the motivations of guy raised in a left-wing household for enlisting. i don't mean that to cast asperions, i just genuinely wonder what his attitude about it was.

i can't help thinking of the Laurence Harvey character in Manchurian Candidate, who is being groomed to hold political office and whose military service in Korea is simply a stepping stone to that, as it probably was in the case of JFK. (which doesn't say anything about how such real and fictional folks actually got on once they were in the military.) not that Mayor Pete's parents put him up to it... just wondering if there's an element of him burnishing his credentials from the start. or if he was just genuinely curious to have a military-sponsored adventure and only later realized it would come in handy.

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Monday, 25 March 2019 22:33 (five years ago) link

i know the Manchurian Candidate analogy is bizarre and off base, it's just something that popped into my mind as a pop-cultural instance of someone joining the military to help jumpstart a military career. although obviously in that particular scenario there's a little more to it. ;)

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Monday, 25 March 2019 22:34 (five years ago) link

he was commissioned which is different, than just , like high schooler enlisting.

Yerac, Monday, 25 March 2019 22:37 (five years ago) link

disregard that. I kind of don't even want to get into whatever is this tangent.

Yerac, Monday, 25 March 2019 22:38 (five years ago) link

i'm just wondering why buttigieg (a guy steeped in left-wing critiques of american foreign policy) joined the military is all.

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Monday, 25 March 2019 22:40 (five years ago) link

maybe he was just rebelling.

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Monday, 25 March 2019 22:40 (five years ago) link

my communist friend's communist partner was in the Army, and they're now both communist PhD students

moose; squirrel (silby), Monday, 25 March 2019 22:41 (five years ago) link

you never know!

moose; squirrel (silby), Monday, 25 March 2019 22:41 (five years ago) link

my communist friend's communist partner was in the Army, and they're now both communist PhD students

good belle and sebastian song!

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Monday, 25 March 2019 22:41 (five years ago) link

The Russian revolution was full of soldiers and ex-soldiers and would have failed without the rapid creation of the Red Army. There is nothing inherent in leftism that requires pacifism, and revolutionary leftism especially tends to embrace militarism.

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 25 March 2019 22:49 (five years ago) link

i can only think of one person here that was in the us military but there has to be others?

Yerac, Monday, 25 March 2019 23:03 (five years ago) link

There is nothing inherent in leftism that requires pacifism

of course not, but i'm not talking about pacificism, i'm talking about contributing to an imperialist ameriKKKA's military adventurism in the middle east. i mean, it's one thing for a leftist to have joined the abraham lincoln brigade, quite another to, say, buddy up with the contras.

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Monday, 25 March 2019 23:04 (five years ago) link

(think of "AmeriKKKa" in light scare quotes)

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Monday, 25 March 2019 23:05 (five years ago) link

When did you decide to join the military?

I joined the Reserves and started drilling in late 2009.

And why did you decide to join the military at that point? You had already graduated from Harvard.

I mean I would say, like a lot of people, it probably first entered my mind around the time of 9/11, but it always felt like there was something else going on that I needed to focus on, whether it was school or work.

And things really started to shift for me when I visited Iowa. I was a campaign volunteer and knocking on doors in a low-income area of South Central Iowa. I was with a couple of old friends from Harvard. It was just really striking how many teenagers from these rural towns were headed straight to the military as soon as they were old enough.

And it prompted some soul searching for us. I got to thinking about how many of my Harvard classmates had served and there weren't many. Of course, I was raised on some of the legends of the Kennedys and other figures from previous generations, when actually going to a place like Harvard meant it was almost assumed that you would serve. And by the time I was there, the reverse was true.

And so it prompted me to ask myself, "If teenagers in rural communities are routinely stepping up and serving, why have I not been wearing my country's uniform?" And I saw the Reserve as an opportunity to continue to have my career in the private sector. I was in management consulting at the time, but also be doing some kind of public service.

Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Monday, 25 March 2019 23:08 (five years ago) link

I don't find his joining that surprising? He's not a leftist firebrand by any stretch of the imagination. If Obama was 20 years younger, he would have given the same response.

Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Monday, 25 March 2019 23:09 (five years ago) link

decent movies more often than not tbf

fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Monday, 25 March 2019 23:19 (five years ago) link

woof

Great to meet today in my office with California AIPAC leaders to discuss the need for a strong U.S.-Israel alliance, the right of Israel to defend itself, and my commitment to combat anti-Semitism in our country and around the world. pic.twitter.com/83Yrrbw4Q8

— Kamala Harris (@SenKamalaHarris) March 25, 2019

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Monday, 25 March 2019 23:38 (five years ago) link

😎

fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Monday, 25 March 2019 23:40 (five years ago) link

yeah, wdn't vote for Mayor Pete in a million years just off that fucking tripe

xxp

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 25 March 2019 23:40 (five years ago) link


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