Descriptions of Steve Bannon

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Just say he look like Rosie o Donnell and move on with yr lives, damn

sleepingbag, Friday, 18 August 2017 03:34 (six years ago) link

we've already got one deems dude, no need to cosplay as another

Neanderthal, Friday, 18 August 2017 04:39 (six years ago) link

I even named Steve one of the Ten Worst Dressed Men in the World in the 2015 Mr. Stone’s International Best and Worst Dressed List.

http://dailycaller.com/2017/08/17/bannons-time-is-up/

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 18 August 2017 11:57 (six years ago) link

"His departure may seem turbulent in the media, but inside it will be very smooth. He has no projects or responsibilities to hand off."

https://www.axios.com/white-house-review-nears-end-officials-expect-bannon-firing-2474443198.html

All part of the Sarkovian circus probs.

nashwan, Friday, 18 August 2017 16:02 (six years ago) link

man he's going to throw so many bombs if he gets canned

constitutional crises they fly at u face (will), Friday, 18 August 2017 16:03 (six years ago) link

let the bomb-throwing commence :)

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 18 August 2017 17:40 (six years ago) link

Shaved Garfield Without Garfield

Say, I Heard You Had a Quarrel With Your Best Girl (Old Lunch), Friday, 18 August 2017 19:16 (six years ago) link

is that bannon meth porn story true? seriously weird. the mention of bank of ireland had me googling to find out the connection, apparently his ex-wife is from limerick, where my parents are from. a former "rose of tralee" - a sort of "miss ireland" contest as parodied in the comedy show father ted's "lovely girls" event.

Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Friday, 18 August 2017 20:18 (six years ago) link

sorry just saw the suggestion it may not be true. the site did look iffy.

Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Friday, 18 August 2017 20:19 (six years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5Wpn3dFrEs

Bannon is gone
I hope he's drifting out to sea
He always loved to swim away
Maybe he'll find an island
With a shaded tree
Just like the one in our backyard

clemenza, Saturday, 19 August 2017 01:19 (six years ago) link

“The Trump presidency that we fought for, and won, is over,” Bannon said Friday, shortly after confirming his departure. “We still have a huge movement, and we will make something of this Trump presidency. But that presidency is over. It’ll be something else. And there’ll be all kinds of fights, and there’ll be good days and bad days, but that presidency is over.”

http://www.weeklystandard.com/bannon-the-trump-presidency-that-we-fought-for-and-won-is-over./article/2009355

reggie (qualmsley), Saturday, 19 August 2017 03:02 (six years ago) link

Breitbart's war on the Trump administration, carried out in the name of "Trumpism," will be quite a thinf.

Treeship, Saturday, 19 August 2017 04:42 (six years ago) link

A thing even.

Treeship, Saturday, 19 August 2017 04:46 (six years ago) link

bannon's huge movement

licking the yellow Toad next to the teleporter (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 19 August 2017 06:43 (six years ago) link

he looks like the coroner of Margaritaville

— Jake Currie (@jakecurrie) January 30, 2017

rock and roll tucci coo (voodoo chili), Saturday, 19 August 2017 12:37 (six years ago) link

pouring one out for Steve Bannon pic.twitter.com/Rqeozyej7D

— Clifford Vickrey (@cliffordvickrey) August 19, 2017

licking the yellow Toad next to the teleporter (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 19 August 2017 15:39 (six years ago) link

Not sure if I'd be more or less disgusted without the miscellaneous black dots on the left leg. On the one hand they offer a measure of distraction from the totality of the thing, on the other hand eww.

tsrobodo, Saturday, 19 August 2017 22:43 (six years ago) link

Create your own Steve Bannon action figure by simply drawing two eyes & a mouth on some mouldy Spam. pic.twitter.com/vi58muYcmL

— Glenn (@Frackpong) August 18, 2017

めんどくさかった (Matt #2), Sunday, 20 August 2017 13:08 (six years ago) link

OK there's like a whole bunch of blogs about people trying to figure out what tf to do with a whole chicken that comes in a can

As an ilxor, I am uncompromising (El Tomboto), Sunday, 20 August 2017 23:19 (six years ago) link

It's fully cooked, just get to eating

badg, Monday, 21 August 2017 00:36 (six years ago) link

And the can is just the right size to contain all of the subsequent vomit.

Say, I Heard You Had a Quarrel With Your Best Girl (Old Lunch), Monday, 21 August 2017 03:20 (six years ago) link

there is no can in the world big enough to contain all the subsequent vomit imo

licking the yellow Toad next to the teleporter (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 21 August 2017 08:37 (six years ago) link

"...curiously putrescent head, like John Goodman ate the contents of a smoke alarm..." - I See You on FB

gyac, Monday, 21 August 2017 19:08 (six years ago) link

thx 4 new screen name

No, thank you.

Gravy Zebra (Old Lunch), Monday, 21 August 2017 19:56 (six years ago) link

two weeks pass...

steve bannon, fashion plate

I'm just here to point out that Steve Bannon once again wore two button downs, one over the other, in public. pic.twitter.com/PGvn5ziZgj

— southpaw (@nycsouthpaw) September 7, 2017

Wesley Shackleton explained "look at that beast." (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 7 September 2017 15:52 (six years ago) link

you really haven't gone full bannon until you've layered two collared shirts over a visible t-shirt pic.twitter.com/SLqCSj8apr

— Max Tani (@maxwelltani) September 7, 2017

Wesley Shackleton explained "look at that beast." (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 7 September 2017 15:53 (six years ago) link

Countdown to public sightings of Bannon wearing a duct-taped bath towel as a diaper.

Higgs Bosom (Old Lunch), Thursday, 7 September 2017 15:58 (six years ago) link

shirts over shirts was my airplane trick

chinavision!, Thursday, 7 September 2017 16:28 (six years ago) link

those aren't shirts they're flopsweat absorbers

Οὖτις, Thursday, 7 September 2017 17:08 (six years ago) link

Is it appropriate to refer to perspiration with a 90% alcohol content as 'sweat'?

Higgs Bosom (Old Lunch), Thursday, 7 September 2017 17:17 (six years ago) link

I'm just here to point out that Steve Bannon once again wore two button downs, one over the other, in public. pic.twitter.com/PGvn5ziZgj

— southpaw (@nycsouthpaw) September 7, 2017

j., Friday, 8 September 2017 04:25 (six years ago) link

lol sorry not fully up to date on my steve bannon descriptions

j., Friday, 8 September 2017 04:26 (six years ago) link

I worked with a guy who did the same thing fwiw - button down on button down, button down over polo, two polos, etc. odd man.

yeah i knew one of those, but with him it was collars

there must be a study somewhere

j., Friday, 8 September 2017 04:49 (six years ago) link

Paul Fussell:

"Wearing one shirt over another — Oxford-cloth button-down over a turtleneck, for example — is upper-middle-class, and the shirt worn underneath can ever be a dress shirt (solid color is best) with its own collar, a usage I’ve seen in warm weather on Madison Avenue in the upper eighties."

http://bit.ly/2eTwdKM

chinavision!, Friday, 8 September 2017 20:16 (six years ago) link

He looks like someone kept the pigs head that David Cameron fucked in a fridge for 25 years. And then made it wear two shirts at once.

Hey Bob (Scik Mouthy), Friday, 8 September 2017 20:59 (six years ago) link

Maybe he just attaches a buttoned collar to each of the layers of diseased skin sloughing off his torso?

attention vampire (MatthewK), Friday, 8 September 2017 21:26 (six years ago) link

soft, textured, wooly, nubby <-- also works as a bannon desc.

j., Saturday, 9 September 2017 02:39 (six years ago) link

Anyone else watch the 60 minutes interview?

Treeship, Sunday, 10 September 2017 23:41 (six years ago) link

Seems too much like gawking at a freak show.

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 11 September 2017 05:04 (six years ago) link

descriptions of the political scene by steven "comrade" bannon

Charlie Rose asked Bannon, appearing on “60 Minutes” in his first televised interview since departing the Trump administration on Aug. 18, if rumors were true that he had described Comey’s firing as the “biggest mistake in political history.”

“That probably would be too bombastic, even for me,” Bannon said, “but maybe modern political history. I don’t think there’s any doubt that if James Comey had not been fired, we would not have a special counsel,” Bannon said. “We would not have the Mueller investigation and the breadth that clearly Mr. Mueller is going for.”

translation from derp-speak: "comey was so corrupt he threw the election to 2 scoops, but 2 scoops is so impulsive and thin-skinned he couldn't wait for 'russia russia russia' to blow over"?

reggie (qualmsley), Monday, 11 September 2017 14:28 (six years ago) link

How in the world could Rose have this guy on and not even mention the Mercers, the wingnut billionaire power couple without whose bankroll Bannon would be just another Alex Jones hawking brain pills and chemtrail remover? How could he let Bannon, who made his pile at Goldman Sachs and then made another pile in Hollywood, use the phrase “limousine liberals” without picking up a banana from the fruit bowl and throwing it at him?

http://www.esquire.com/news-politics/politics/a12216958/bannon-60-minutes/

reggie (qualmsley), Monday, 11 September 2017 15:31 (six years ago) link

because charlie rose fucking sucks?

here's how **takes sip of duck urine** economics works (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 11 September 2017 15:33 (six years ago) link

Top-notch here: http://www.avclub.com/photographer-reveals-how-60-minutes-shamefully-conceale-1803138078

As Duke shows, CBS’ craven attempt to create the misleading impression that Steve Bannon looks like all of America’s racist uncles have been teleported into one writhing, Cronenbergian flesh-sack where they duke it out over who gets to hold the Hustler is nothing but a petty attack on superficial appearances, one CBS was clearly hoping would detract from Bannon’s words about deporting Mexicans that dripped like honey from Bannon’s naturally smooth lavender lips. And it’s not just CBS! As Ann Coulter pointed out on Twitter, “Networks do this a lot. That’s why conservatives seem to look so much better on Fox News,” the only place where Ann Coulter is allowed to appear as though she has skin.

Hit to Death in the "Galactic Head" (kingfish), Monday, 11 September 2017 23:47 (six years ago) link

steve bannon hasn't taken getting fired very well pic.twitter.com/Aky050Ragb

— derp, from online™️ (@D2_Derpinator) September 13, 2017

Οὖτις, Thursday, 14 September 2017 00:58 (six years ago) link

Sarah Huckabee Sanders always looks like she's trying not to seem drunk while asking a pet store cashier for eight beagles. pic.twitter.com/Ls5WYdkZrv

— Louis Virtel (@louisvirtel) September 13, 2017

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 14 September 2017 00:59 (six years ago) link

a barrel of Mentos dropped into a swimming pool of Diet Coke

http://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2017/09/16/trump-bannon-russia-scandal-swamp-diary-215609

reggie (qualmsley), Sunday, 17 September 2017 11:48 (six years ago) link

https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-IKBD6GmnNa0/Vvl_JheiwNI/AAAAAAAACGs/EcDH_3rawtYGlLS7EHZJYDh0Tzomde4Bw/s1600/794840436_CWxjf-M.png

"Steve Bannon, left, discusses policy with Richard Dreyfuss, right"

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 17 September 2017 14:13 (six years ago) link


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