Descriptions of Steve Bannon

Steve Bannon, who has the name and face of a relegation haunted Scottish football manager, agitates for a white supremacy that already exists.

http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2017/02/20/read-frankie-boyles-column-guardian-refused-print-didnt-like-rupert-murdoch-jokes/

lmao

Bannon : Dick The Bruiser :: Trump : Da Crusher

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULHvxEtkoO0

https://mobile.twitter.com/destroyed4com4t/status/835335661565587456

Ooh thats a good one

Some good zings in that thread:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C5hDm7IU8AA1Kaz.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C5fJWcGUwAE5s8f.jpg

https://twitter.com/MatthewACherry/status/834866695877472256

Bannon looks the person at film fest Q&As who says "I have both a question & a comment" then proceeds to talk nonsense for 5 mins straight.

He definitely looks like he could be related to Jeffrey Wells.
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/11/26/13/2ED48AFE00000578-3334936-Wells_is_pictured_at_an_LA_film_event_in_2011-a-39_1448545034985.jpg

"He looks like if Nick Offerman drowned"

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/spirit-awards-2017-opening-monologue-nick-kroll-john-mulaney-roast-steve-bannon-donald-trump-97

guilty lol because I like Nick Offerman

What does ilx think of this Times article on Steve Bannon?

https://mobile.nytimes.com/2017/02/25/opinion/what-does-steve-bannon-want.html

JFC, The Onion
http://www.theonion.com/graphic/bannons-cyst-finally-ruptures-55512

https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/whats-happening-skin-steve-bannons-face

so they basically just broke the site so it won't tabulate petition signatures anymore, eh? cos it still isn't registering mine!

aw nm I see the Post reported on that last month: https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-switch/wp/2017/02/04/no-the-white-house-is-not-freezing-anti-trump-petitions/?utm_term=.c1ef9b07d021

sharing tf out of this one

thx

maybe there's a lag, i've had a few friends sign it, too

yeah that's what the article said, and a few of the petitions that were causing outrage over not showing sigs (like the "release the tax returns") one are showing millions of signatures now.

sadly Michael Ian Black's got deleted for violating Terms and Conditions of the site lol

https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/replace-paul-ryan-jabberjaw

The picture from The Picture of Dorian Gray has been done I assume

Wet Bag Of Cigarette Butts That Thinks It’s Judge Holden

http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/wait-lets-clown-these-scrub-ass-doofuses-some-more-1793687360

"Steve Bannon looks like someone went through the telepod from "The Fly" while holding a KFC Famous Bowl"

hahahahahahaha

lol

lol

a drugged chimera of John C. Breckinridge and Pugsley Addams

from a jezebel commenter:

"Bannon looks like the undercard in a “Bumfights” DVD"

A liquefied Subway footlong poured into a gelatin mold and chilled overnight.

Mortadellian

http://www.clickhole.com/article/right-wing-rebel-incredible-rise-steve-bannon-5874

uhhhh

Like Trump, Bannon was a businessman and born deal-maker. With experience on Wall Street and in Hollywood, he was nothing if not high energy, a mile-a-minute talker with a volcanic temper who rarely slept and possessed a media metabolism to rival Trump’s own. And Bannon, too, had a healthy self-regard. On his office wall hung an oil painting of Bannon dressed as Napoleon in his study at the Tuileries, done in the style of Jacques-Louis David’s famous neoclassical painting — a gift from Nigel Farage.

there's nothing about that last sentence that is not, in all senses, incredible

Beanbag David Lynch

or maybe it should be David Lynch Beanbag

the jowls are not what they seem

nobody leaks on bannon's treason

The illustrations accompanying this weekend's NYT Magazine cover story about the WH were quite amusing inasmuch as they depicted everyone as recognizably human except for Bannon, who looked like a vomit-drenched carpet wadded up and stuffed into a suit.

― Dippin' Sauce on my Nice New Slacks (Old Lunch), Tuesday, July 18, 2017 12:05 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://www.esquire.com/news-politics/politics/news/a56426/steve-bannon-devils-bargain/

'an impotent melting pepperoni-and-cheese sculpture of vigo the carpathian'

from this piece about jared kushner which also mentions 'single-use communications director and spiral-eyed maniac anthony scaramucci'

tfw u get a monster herpes outbreak and have to wait a week until u can selfsucc again pic.twitter.com/MOV86aDI8Y

— KRANG T. NELSON (@KrangTNelson) August 14, 2017

Good lord. It looks like he is literally decaying.

a sentient liverspot

it's not real though - http://www.theonion.com/graphic/nervous-steve-bannon-binge-eats-entire-class-inter-56645

we know. it's still funny tho

What's enhanced about it though? Just the red on the mouth or did they do more?

they actually removed some guts and human intestines from his mouth

Found the original. It's only slightly less bad.

https://a3.fanbread.com/uploads/blog/featured_image/82140/large_cropped_GettyImages-670749464.jpg

yeah I mean the sad eyes are still there

He looks like he spends his downtime submerged in a vat of pickle brine.

Someone forgot he was in crisper for months because he was obscured by all of the fresher things on top.

he looks like he's thinking 'how come i never came up with donnie three-Ks?'