golden era of showers
― a murder of tacos (rip van wanko), Thursday, 20 October 2016 19:52 (seven years ago) link
In the English translation of the book by Nadia Benabid and Rodolphe el-Khoury in 1993, el-Khoury explains how for Laporte, "the history of shit becomes the history of subjectivity
Will read, thanks Emily!
― Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 20 October 2016 19:58 (seven years ago) link
It doesn't really seem practical for a woman. Maybe I'm wrong and the laydeez of ilx will regale me with bottle-pissing tales? Definitely understand why someone might have to, don't understand why anyone would do it in their bedroom if the toilet's just down the hall and unoccupied.â emil.y, Thursday, October 20, 2016 8:32 AM (seven hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
â emil.y, Thursday, October 20, 2016 8:32 AM (seven hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
In times of need on long car trips, my wife will piss in a dunkin donuts cup or, if unavailable, cut the top off of an empty water bottle using a knife and piss in that. Using the former method, you can just put it in a cup holder until the next rest stop. The latter method, since the bottle cap has been cut off, necessitates emptying the contents out of the window (we do not litter the bottle). It's pretty disgusting, but I guess she's got a small bladder.
― how's life, Thursday, 20 October 2016 20:13 (seven years ago) link
Have you read History of Shit by Laporte?
â emil.y, Thursday, October 20, 2016 3:51 PM (twenty-five minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
thanks for the recommendation! i went to Amazon and immediately bought it.
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 20 October 2016 20:19 (seven years ago) link
For the ladies...http://www.backpacker.com/skills/the-complete-guide-to-female-urination-devices/
I voted semi-reg, and noticed that no one has mentioned camping. When camping I used to get up at night, get semi-dressed, go to the toilet and then return to bed. One day I tried pissing in a bottle without leaving the tent, and my life was changed! I bring a laundry detergent bottle with the spout insert pulled out, which gives a wide mouth, large capacity (64 oz I think), and is sealable. I have never looked back.
― nickn, Thursday, 20 October 2016 21:11 (seven years ago) link
or you could just put pants on and amble outside and piss on a tree
― *-* (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 20 October 2016 21:12 (seven years ago) link
lifehacks
why put pants on, shoes are good though. personally i couldn't be in a tent with a container of my own piss unless it was sub-30 outside.
― The times they are a changing, perhaps (map), Thursday, 20 October 2016 21:14 (seven years ago) link
which would literally never happen to me because i only go camping once every other summer solstice.
― The times they are a changing, perhaps (map), Thursday, 20 October 2016 21:17 (seven years ago) link
DJ'ing alone while drinking took me there
― PappaWheelie V, Thursday, 20 October 2016 21:28 (seven years ago) link
Cold weather was the main reason, but the convenience is plenty reason now. The bottle seals so it's not like I have a urine potpourri in my tent.
― nickn, Thursday, 20 October 2016 21:30 (seven years ago) link
Also a couple times while watching something on TV (live, with no DVR) I've accessed a handy jug.
― nickn, Thursday, 20 October 2016 21:31 (seven years ago) link
imo it's time to practice doing this without looking so you can perfect your playstation vr sessions
― mh đ, Thursday, 20 October 2016 21:33 (seven years ago) link
have pissed into a nalgene d/t camping in real cold weather, into a bottle while in a car and w/o any easy way to just pull over the shoulder (traffic jam), and into a bottle while at an outdoor sporting event where walking to the toilet would've meant a ten minute round trip and missing the action (this was also on live tv)
― jason waterfalls (gbx), Thursday, 20 October 2016 21:35 (seven years ago) link
â nickn, Thursday, October 20, 2016 4:31 PM
ah, the Brian Eno maneuver
― aaaaaaaauuuuuuuuu (melting robot) (WilliamC), Thursday, 20 October 2016 21:36 (seven years ago) link
get a jug
tape it to your peter
live free and/or die hard
― F⯠A⯠(â), Thursday, 20 October 2016 21:37 (seven years ago) link
― PappaWheelie V, Thursday, 20 October 2016 21:38 (seven years ago) link
but seriously i've peed in close to icy cold temperatures and i've never needed any bottle
uh yellow snow anyone?
― F⯠A⯠(â), Thursday, 20 October 2016 21:38 (seven years ago) link
â aaaaaaaauuuuuuuuu (melting robot) (WilliamC)
Here comes the warm jet.
― nickn, Thursday, 20 October 2016 21:42 (seven years ago) link
golden hours
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 20 October 2016 22:15 (seven years ago) link
I think I did this once but can't recall the circumstances.. probably for the best. maybe it was a dream.
― brimstead, Thursday, 20 October 2016 22:22 (seven years ago) link
Step 1, cut a hole in a jug, Step 2, put your dick in that jug, Step 3, then you pee in that jug
http://allthingsd.com/files/2013/03/timberlake380.jpg
― wingless yurp (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 20 October 2016 23:55 (seven years ago) link
i did this in a dorm room when i was desperately trying to finish a paper and for some reason had to piss like every 15 minutes. they all got emptied later in the day once the paper was done. frappuccino bottles have pretty wide mouths.
― circles, Friday, 21 October 2016 00:27 (seven years ago) link
Think I've pissed in bottles but can't think when.Have certainly given samples in small containers.
Have seen how to make a woman's pee device out of a milk or other large, handled bottle. & known people who've used them.
Did that jenkems high thing involve collecting both liquid and solid human waste and waiting for it to mature. Or was that all just a hoax?
― Stevolende, Friday, 21 October 2016 06:10 (seven years ago) link
Don't confront me with my failuresI had not forgotten them
― flappy bird, Friday, 21 October 2016 06:54 (seven years ago) link
Mike Watt, in his seminal explainer about the efficacy of pissing in a bottle while touring to ensure you make the gig, insisted that cutting the lid off the bottle was essential. This would force you to tip the piss out of the window onto the highway immediately, instead of putting the lid back on and leaving the bottle on the passenger seat, where it could become bleached by the sun and mistaken later by a fatigued driver for clear, refreshing water.
― sad, hombres (sic), Friday, 21 October 2016 07:07 (seven years ago) link
MikeWattVEVO - Piss-Bottle Man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DcA0p8Tvnk
― sad, hombres (sic), Friday, 21 October 2016 07:12 (seven years ago) link
Great song, but this is the third time it's been posted.
― nickn, Friday, 21 October 2016 07:24 (seven years ago) link
ah, can't tell on zing - that's why I also posted what it was, so nobody else would have to :-/
― sad, hombres (sic), Friday, 21 October 2016 07:44 (seven years ago) link
System should auto-FP anyone who posts an embed or t.co link with no context tbh
― sad, hombres (sic), Friday, 21 October 2016 07:45 (seven years ago) link
Somewhere Mike Watt is wondering why he's suddenly getting so many plays on that track. No one tell him, plz
― wingless yurp (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 21 October 2016 11:01 (seven years ago) link
â sad, hombres (sic), Friday, October 21, 2016 8:45 AM (three hours ago)
OTM.
― emil.y, Friday, 21 October 2016 11:22 (seven years ago) link
Oh man - I didn't see that someone else had posted it before me. Whoops.
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Friday, 21 October 2016 13:43 (seven years ago) link
I did that in boarding school. Not remembering the bathroom as particularly far from my room but whatevs
― Iago Galdston, Friday, 21 October 2016 14:58 (seven years ago) link
â emil.y, Friday, 21 October 2016 11:22 (three hours ago) Permalink
^^
― The times they are a changing, perhaps (map), Friday, 21 October 2016 15:15 (seven years ago) link
I wonder what the context of a song called "piss bottle man" could be in a thread about piss bottles
― I want to change my display name (dan m), Friday, 21 October 2016 18:20 (seven years ago) link
hilarious that video has been posted thrice
― a murder of tacos (rip van wanko), Friday, 21 October 2016 18:22 (seven years ago) link
Uh, that's not the issue. The issue is that a) people often have images off and don't want to click through to see what the youtube is, but in not doing so risk repeating somebody else's idea/joke, and b) links break, videos get pulled down, so future thread readers will have no idea what people were responding to.
xp
― emil.y, Friday, 21 October 2016 18:22 (seven years ago) link
"Context" in this, uh, context, is naming what you are posting in the body of your post.
― emil.y, Friday, 21 October 2016 18:23 (seven years ago) link
I didn't realize that people often have images off tbh. I think the thread was collapsed so I didn't see it when I scrolled through.
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Friday, 21 October 2016 18:25 (seven years ago) link
Anyway, noted.
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Friday, 21 October 2016 18:26 (seven years ago) link
Any thoughts on jenkem.Apparently it did have some reality in Zambia before becoming a rumour in the US elsewhere.Just thinking in the light of people talking about collecting bottles etc
― Stevolende, Friday, 21 October 2016 18:55 (seven years ago) link
everyone does it. an auto fp might work but strikes the wrong tone imo. i'm a librarian/archivist so for me it's more about giving a clue for a disappeared link "seven years later".
um xpost
― The times they are a changing, perhaps (map), Friday, 21 October 2016 19:27 (seven years ago) link
just came here to post this
― éž, Friday, 21 October 2016 19:47 (seven years ago) link
Ha, I don't really think people should be auto-FPd for it. I just find it annoying. A third reason - if it's a list thread people will often CTRL + F to find if their suggestion has been said before, and youtubes with no description don't show up for that either.
I guess I don't mind it if it's a silly reaction video, but if it's a song or a genuine response to a topic it's better for everyone if there's a description.
― emil.y, Friday, 21 October 2016 20:21 (seven years ago) link
Anyway, I appear to have been serious multiple times in a thread about pissing in bottles. Resume dirtbag discussions.
― emil.y, Friday, 21 October 2016 20:23 (seven years ago) link
children pissing in bottles - c or d
― Neanderthal, Friday, 21 October 2016 20:27 (seven years ago) link
Pissing in a bottle in front of a baby c/d
― I want to change my display name (dan m), Saturday, 22 October 2016 03:44 (seven years ago) link
I didn't realize that people often have images off tbh
on Zing, any video embed is a tiny 1.1mm high icon of a film projector
― sad, hombres (sic), Saturday, 22 October 2016 05:26 (seven years ago) link
that, if you click through to load it and find out what it is, will crash the thread when you go back to continue reading
and chew up a bunch of data if you're on the train or in the loo at work, rather than at home - just to read the title of the song or discover that it's an irrelevant non sequitur "lol epic fail"
emily and matt have votm points about list threads (these have been almost completely useless on ILX for years*) and link rot
*even on a browser, if you're sensibly using a Flashblock
― sad, hombres (sic), Saturday, 22 October 2016 05:31 (seven years ago) link