best sport

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probably a mistake to do this the day after game 7 of the nba finals

Poll Results

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baseball 22
soccer/"football" 21
other 15
basketball 14
american football 6
hockey 5


Immediate Follower (NA), Monday, 20 June 2016 19:15 (seven years ago) link

are there lots of other sports? yes. are any of them going to get more than one vote for best sport? no.

Immediate Follower (NA), Monday, 20 June 2016 19:16 (seven years ago) link

table tennis

, Monday, 20 June 2016 19:16 (seven years ago) link

fucking your mom

sarahell, Monday, 20 June 2016 19:17 (seven years ago) link

beat me to it!

riverine (map), Monday, 20 June 2016 19:18 (seven years ago) link

strange thread - few sports

Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Monday, 20 June 2016 22:45 (seven years ago) link

should have just been the first four. answer is basketball of those

imago, Monday, 20 June 2016 22:49 (seven years ago) link

there was a p great feats of dexterity moment from table tennis on the bbc website today, granted dayo

imago, Monday, 20 June 2016 22:50 (seven years ago) link

basketball far and away for me

ciderpress, Monday, 20 June 2016 23:05 (seven years ago) link

should have just been the first four. answer is basketball of those

― imago, Monday, June 20, 2016 10:49 PM (44 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

otm

A heartless anonymous firebrand (Tom D.), Monday, 20 June 2016 23:34 (seven years ago) link

basketball the only sport i've ever paid money to attend

le Histoire du Edgy Miley (difficult listening hour), Monday, 20 June 2016 23:35 (seven years ago) link

I love how theres american football and soccer, but no rugby/union/AFL.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 20 June 2016 23:43 (seven years ago) link

basketball, soccer, rugby are all nice. baseball is best tho

dynamicinterface, Monday, 20 June 2016 23:47 (seven years ago) link

american football is the only one i *haven't* spent money to attend

mookieproof, Monday, 20 June 2016 23:49 (seven years ago) link

seeing an nfl game live was one of the worst entertainment experiences i have ever had

jason waterfalls (gbx), Monday, 20 June 2016 23:56 (seven years ago) link

The real answer is obvious cricket:

I can't go into all the shockers right now, but I'll briefly hang my head and confess to having a) bowled a spell of 3-1-41-0, b) been the second dismissed batsman of a hat-trick TWICE, c) effected a 15-yard run-out with my left boot (okay, that was a highlight, and one that will never be topped), d) bowled a spell of 4-0-65-0, after my opening attack had reduced a frankly woeful line-up to 22-5, e) deliberately thrown the ball for four after dropping a catch (my nadir), f) run out my partner, who was innings top-scorer, and holed out to square-leg next ball, g) come out to face the last ball of a match we'd just lost, against an absolute joke-bowler, played a sweep to a donkey-dropper, missed, and been given lbw amidst riotous celebrations, and h) bowled the last over with 10 runs needed against tail-enders, and conceded all 10 after just three balls.

This is one of the funniest fucking things I've ever read. I feel like it's in Esperanto.

"Once I threw a wobbly for 5/0/i/2220 for after my first chugger caused a Pollyanna; imagine my face when the three tits went up on scoreboard! Lawks, what a shocker!"

― HI DERE, Sunday, September 2, 2007 4:47 PM (8 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

A heartless anonymous firebrand (Tom D.), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 00:44 (seven years ago) link

Hurling

Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 03:51 (seven years ago) link

I like playing badminton probably more than anything else, but as a spectator, baseball. When it means something--I'll get bored too when I don't have a rooting interest. I'm never bored by baseball stats.

clemenza, Tuesday, 21 June 2016 03:53 (seven years ago) link

live hockey is a top product

moistest hoist (Spottie), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 03:55 (seven years ago) link

Basketball's great if I care; I have dim memories of hockey being great when I cared (40 years ago); never much of a football fan; zero interest in soccer; I'll still watch golf, not as much as when Tiger was winning.

clemenza, Tuesday, 21 June 2016 03:57 (seven years ago) link

As a participant I always liked to play basketball, but I probably had more fun playing pickup games of volleyball, just as long as the other players knew the real rules and basic techniques, as opposed to just haplessly batting a ball around. As a sport where I passively watch other people play who are hugely more talented than I am, basketball is more fun. Volleyball is a mediocre spectator sport.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 03:57 (seven years ago) link

This is one of the funniest fucking things I've ever read. I feel like it's in Esperanto.

big devotee of newspaper bridge columns for this reason.

le Histoire du Edgy Miley (difficult listening hour), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 03:58 (seven years ago) link

(tho lately of course they've been triggering)

le Histoire du Edgy Miley (difficult listening hour), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 03:59 (seven years ago) link

basketball >>> baseball >> football

don't care about hockey and only watch big soccer matches. tennis/golf/badminton are my other favorites

k3vin k., Tuesday, 21 June 2016 03:59 (seven years ago) link

A co-worker once tried to make bridge converts out of us--came into the classroom and taught the kids, had after-school sessions for teachers. I didn't take to it at all.

clemenza, Tuesday, 21 June 2016 04:01 (seven years ago) link

But for some reason, West started with a high spade, and then the timing favored declarer. He was able to set up his long spades and escape for down one. Even minus 200 was a poor result for North-South in theory: East-West seemed to have no game. But in the replay, West played at 3NT, and when North led a diamond, the contract was cold.

le Histoire du Edgy Miley (difficult listening hour), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 04:04 (seven years ago) link

My parents taught me bridge, so I know the lingo up to a point. It is more strategic and cerebral than other card games, but a lot more sociable than, say, chess.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 04:07 (seven years ago) link

love it when an unreconstructed sexist shows up on ilx

imago, Tuesday, 21 June 2016 10:01 (seven years ago) link

^^

Golf? Otherwise baseball. Go Rangers! (I'm not even watching it. Who can commit to 162 games per season?)

I desperately want to learn bridge, but finding three other people who are as keen is impossible. It just seems so much like telepathy.

rip doggy

http://blogs.deia.com/bilbainhitos/files/2015/10/tour_perra-580x373.jpg

soref, Tuesday, 21 June 2016 11:51 (seven years ago) link

Why the fuck would you only include team sports?

All of these sports are boring

Tennis

the hallouminati (lex pretend), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 20:46 (seven years ago) link

Anyone who hasnt been youtubing hurling since i posted hurling doesnt deserve to have had my recommendation (hurling)

Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 20:50 (seven years ago) link

worst thread

||||||||, Tuesday, 21 June 2016 21:58 (seven years ago) link

some of these sports are okay, but only one involves fucking your mom on skates

mookieproof, Tuesday, 21 June 2016 22:49 (seven years ago) link

basketball without a doubt

American football is a garbage sport imo

marcos, Tuesday, 21 June 2016 22:53 (seven years ago) link

Hi Marcos

Did you check out hurling before making that post (and a show of yourself)?

Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Tuesday, 21 June 2016 23:06 (seven years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Thursday, 30 June 2016 00:01 (seven years ago) link

video games are the best sport

you can tell by the way all the top pros retire by their mid-twenties

El Tomboto, Thursday, 30 June 2016 00:13 (seven years ago) link

UFC

brimstead, Thursday, 30 June 2016 00:23 (seven years ago) link

"Baseball is a thinking man's game." -my little league coach

flappy bird, Thursday, 30 June 2016 05:37 (seven years ago) link

college basketball

Jeff, Thursday, 30 June 2016 10:30 (seven years ago) link

ewww ew no

moistest hoist (Spottie), Thursday, 30 June 2016 16:01 (seven years ago) link

it's gotten worse every year since 2004

moistest hoist (Spottie), Thursday, 30 June 2016 16:01 (seven years ago) link

baseball followed by fucking your mom

ejemplo (crüt), Thursday, 30 June 2016 16:08 (seven years ago) link

Hurling

― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Monday, June 20, 2016 10:51 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

otm

jason waterfalls (gbx), Thursday, 30 June 2016 16:36 (seven years ago) link

can we make a thread for best playing area term? I have:

table
pitch
field
course
diamond
sheet
fronton
court
track

El Tomboto, Thursday, 30 June 2016 16:39 (seven years ago) link

board

Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 30 June 2016 16:40 (seven years ago) link

cloth

Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 30 June 2016 16:41 (seven years ago) link

um hello OCTAGON

brimstead, Thursday, 30 June 2016 19:32 (seven years ago) link

technically, the diamond is just the infield and the whole playing area is a baseball field.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Thursday, 30 June 2016 19:39 (seven years ago) link

best sports: urban bocce, shirling.

sam jax sax jam (Jordan), Thursday, 30 June 2016 19:48 (seven years ago) link

calcio storico

cozen, Thursday, 30 June 2016 19:58 (seven years ago) link

^^^ yess!!

brimstead, Thursday, 30 June 2016 19:58 (seven years ago) link

bandy

mizzell, Thursday, 30 June 2016 20:05 (seven years ago) link

mom

riverine (map), Thursday, 30 June 2016 20:17 (seven years ago) link

baseball > goal sports > net sports > golf

pleas to Nietzsche (WilliamC), Thursday, 30 June 2016 20:26 (seven years ago) link

The best sport is freestyle sport

Camaraderie at Arms Length, Thursday, 30 June 2016 20:37 (seven years ago) link

no mentions for hacky sack?

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Thursday, 30 June 2016 20:38 (seven years ago) link

Frisbee golf?

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Thursday, 30 June 2016 20:38 (seven years ago) link

fox tossing

brimstead, Thursday, 30 June 2016 20:41 (seven years ago) link

watermelon seed spitting

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Thursday, 30 June 2016 20:45 (seven years ago) link

In year 10, two boys from my class went to America and returned with two hundred hacky sacks which were then sold to the entire school and it took off in a big way. There is still a sect of proficient hacky sackers floating around East Sussex to this day.

Conkers

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Friday, 1 July 2016 00:01 (seven years ago) link

A win!

madness

rmde bob (will), Friday, 1 July 2016 00:35 (seven years ago) link

:D

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 1 July 2016 08:10 (seven years ago) link

two months pass...

http://www.biggestglobalsports.com/

niels, Wednesday, 14 September 2016 09:35 (seven years ago) link

Still hurling

poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 09:50 (seven years ago) link

Poor ultimate frisbee.

Hey Bob (Scik Mouthy), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 10:52 (seven years ago) link

Thread titles prove that hockey is the best

8 Whisps (Myonga Vön Bontee), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 13:36 (seven years ago) link

the thread question was actually which is not the best sport

and so evidence suggests that clearly hockey is the preferred and superior sport

F♯ A♯ (∞), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 17:24 (seven years ago) link


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