Zombies are strictly a north of the wall thing and Mountain is more Frankenstein's monster as the one exception south of it.
― Evan, Monday, 27 June 2016 17:09 (seven years ago) link
wouldnt be surprised to see some sort of jaime-cersei murder suicide in one of the final two seasons
― if young slothrop don't trust ya i'm gon' rhyme ya (slothroprhymes), Monday, June 27, 2016 1:08 PM (13 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Agreed!
jaime-cersei def got some unfinished biz and ya cersei is super weak but i dont think she cares shes on some hedonistic death cult shit at this point
― lag∞n, Monday, 27 June 2016 17:10 (seven years ago) link
on the real tho i wonder if jon's resurrection will be cost-free or if he'll start to rot like benjen
benjen's statement that the wall has great magic to keep zombies from passing seems to obviate a lot of problems, idk
― goole, Monday, 27 June 2016 17:11 (seven years ago) link
She may not care but what can she possibly do. Shouldn't take too long for the united armies of the South and East to sail directly to King's Landing so there isn't much time either.
xp
― Evan, Monday, 27 June 2016 17:12 (seven years ago) link
i hope jon rots and his face falls of then a dog eats it but the dog takes off its face and its arya and she says "just havin a laff love" and then they both laugh and the place where jons face was is oozing puss and blood which just makes them laugh harder then danny looks at them with a super haughty expression and they stop laughing but only for a second
― lag∞n, Monday, 27 June 2016 17:14 (seven years ago) link
― goole, Monday, June 27, 2016 1:11 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Benjen wasn't simply brought back to life he was sort turned into a half wight as well. Different category. Otherwise Ser Beric Dondarrion would have some serious issues by now.
― Evan, Monday, 27 June 2016 17:14 (seven years ago) link
yeah does benjen's wall chat mean that everyone can relax and the wall will take care of things?
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Monday, 27 June 2016 17:16 (seven years ago) link
that wld be a funny resolution
― lag∞n, Monday, 27 June 2016 17:17 (seven years ago) link
― lag∞n, Monday, June 27, 2016 1:14 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
harsh man, harsh!
― if young slothrop don't trust ya i'm gon' rhyme ya (slothroprhymes), Monday, 27 June 2016 17:20 (seven years ago) link
final scene jon snow thanking the wall
xpost
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Monday, 27 June 2016 17:20 (seven years ago) link
"good thing we had this wall huh guys" everyone laughs, roll credits
― lag∞n, Monday, 27 June 2016 17:22 (seven years ago) link
presumably the wall is coming down but the show has not at all seeded that possibility the way the books have
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 27 June 2016 17:23 (seven years ago) link
how did the books do it
― lag∞n, Monday, 27 June 2016 17:24 (seven years ago) link
jon: "just wish our old friend wall could talk, some of the stories he'd tell!!"
wall: "THE KING IN THE NORTH"
laughter.
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Monday, 27 June 2016 17:25 (seven years ago) link
i hope the night king leads his army to the wall and gives a really impassioned patriotic speech there to his walkers, like "come here to this gate. Mr. Snow, open this gate. Mr. Snow, tear down this wall!"
― nomar, Monday, 27 June 2016 17:25 (seven years ago) link
zombie hoards march to the wallstand around smoking for a whiledecide to get some dinner
― lag∞n, Monday, 27 June 2016 17:27 (seven years ago) link
there is a subplot to mance and friends north of the wall where they are trying to find a legendary horn that will bring the wall down when it is blown. there are other related bits of lore scattered but that is the main thrust of it
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 27 June 2016 17:32 (seven years ago) link
night king gon get that horn
― lag∞n, Monday, 27 June 2016 17:32 (seven years ago) link
Sam's got it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqSdHokQZ8g
― Dan I., Monday, 27 June 2016 17:39 (seven years ago) link
Jaime going to add Queenslayer to his curriculum vitae imo, has prophetised by witch (Mel?) in the hut a couple seasons ago.
― Van Horn Street, Monday, 27 June 2016 17:57 (seven years ago) link
skipped last couple seasons, watched the last two episodes - the ascendance of various redemptive female figures made me think maybe there is something thematically going on about the age of men passing before an age of women, altho Jon Snow's continual presence obfuscates that a bit, so maybe not.
― Οὖτις, Monday, 27 June 2016 18:07 (seven years ago) link
also show is still best described as expensively gratuitous ie tons of money spent in the service of a ton of narratively/structurally unnecessary gore/violence/nudity it gets p tiresome
― Οὖτις, Monday, 27 June 2016 18:09 (seven years ago) link
The part where the little kids stab Pycelle to death was pretty gratuitous (not money-wise, but just unnecessary). Like, just becuase these kids do some spying for Qyburn doesn't mean they are up for shivving a dude.
― schwantz, Monday, 27 June 2016 18:11 (seven years ago) link
Pycelle was a threat to Qyburn ... now Qyburn can have his job.
― sarahell, Monday, 27 June 2016 18:23 (seven years ago) link
Sam's got it:
― Dan I., Monday, June 27, 2016 1:39 PM (47 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
omg whatd he do w it
― lag∞n, Monday, 27 June 2016 18:38 (seven years ago) link
Yeah, I just mean the part where suddenly the kids are these cold-blooded killers.
x-post
― schwantz, Monday, 27 June 2016 18:38 (seven years ago) link
maybe Qyburn gave them drugs like the child soldiers in Africa?
― sarahell, Monday, 27 June 2016 18:40 (seven years ago) link
What, like these drugs? https://youtu.be/nUPbLrANM8U?t=1m44s
― Evan, Monday, 27 June 2016 18:42 (seven years ago) link
Pycelle is a creep and the kids hated him imo
― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Monday, 27 June 2016 18:42 (seven years ago) link
That poor prostitute that Pycelle waved off is never gonna get paid now. ;_;
― a 47-year-old chainsaw artist from South Carolina (Phil D.), Monday, 27 June 2016 18:48 (seven years ago) link
xpost yeah but why wouldn't he ask? i guess he is stupid. feel like the "the king in the north" chant could have gone on a bit longer. like maybe they could have all kept chanting it and then gone outside and walked around for a while, with more people joining in, until they eventually tired themselves out.
feel like the "the king in the north" chant could have gone on a bit longer. like maybe they could have all kept chanting it and then gone outside and walked around for a while, with more people joining in, until they eventually tired themselves out.
^^^ one
Would like to see this worked up as an outtake for the dvd box.
― For bodies we are ready to build pyramids (wtev), Monday, 27 June 2016 18:49 (seven years ago) link
was there any other decipherable dialog from sis to Sean other than "Protect Him. Promise Me Ned"? We knew the "Promise Me Ned" part already
― sarahell, Monday, 27 June 2016 18:50 (seven years ago) link
it was hard to hear her. i replayed it three times.
― akm, Monday, 27 June 2016 18:52 (seven years ago) link
All I heard was "can never find out."
― a 47-year-old chainsaw artist from South Carolina (Phil D.), Monday, 27 June 2016 18:53 (seven years ago) link
After a few more muffled words, closed captioning revealed that Lyanna said to Ned: “If Robert finds out, he’ll… You know he will Ned. Promise me you’ll protect him. Promise me.”
― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Monday, 27 June 2016 18:53 (seven years ago) link
she said "this guy jon snow sucks lol no one can ever find out"
― lag∞n, Monday, 27 June 2016 18:54 (seven years ago) link
"always remember you are ned"
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Monday, 27 June 2016 18:59 (seven years ago) link
"your name is sean bean the actor"
― lag∞n, Monday, 27 June 2016 19:00 (seven years ago) link
"which one are you again? stannis?"
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Monday, 27 June 2016 19:06 (seven years ago) link
"my goal is to bone all of the kings"
― lag∞n, Monday, 27 June 2016 19:07 (seven years ago) link
where did arya get that lady's face and how did it make her a foot taller
― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Monday, 27 June 2016 19:40 (seven years ago) link
― Οὖτις, Monday, 27 June 2016 19:09
There's definitely some of that in there but that's not a good description.
― Robert Adam Gilmour, Monday, 27 June 2016 19:44 (seven years ago) link
http://cdn.hoboken411.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/Jon-Lovitz-I-am-a-thespian-merely-acting.jpg
― Οὖτις, Monday, 27 June 2016 19:45 (seven years ago) link
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Monday, 27 June 2016 18:25
Then the wall goes "Scoobydoobydooooooooo!"
Episode ends.
― Robert Adam Gilmour, Monday, 27 June 2016 19:46 (seven years ago) link
I know you guys are all into your maps and plotholes and shit but really this show exists entirely for one thing: money shots involving the inflicting of violence. It's about on the level of b-level gore movies in that way, it's just dressed up in ren faire finery and cgi
― Οὖτις, Monday, 27 June 2016 19:47 (seven years ago) link
(I say this as a fan of b-level gore movies btw)
― Οὖτις, Monday, 27 June 2016 19:48 (seven years ago) link
"That kid took King's Landing too fucking literal." - from a Reddit thread, made me lol
Any predictions for next season? Lannister-saga wraps up in four episodes (Jamie kills Cersei, fights for Dany, who is crowned)? Strange alliance between the Brotherhood, White Walkers and the House of Black and White? Everybody is dying until Samwell saves the day? The next season is the last one, right
― fgti, Monday, 27 June 2016 19:57 (seven years ago) link
are there not two more seasons?
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Monday, 27 June 2016 19:58 (seven years ago) link
no to literally all of that
― jason waterfalls (gbx), Monday, 27 June 2016 19:59 (seven years ago) link