Indiana Jones and the Fifth Movie

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Go nuts

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 15 March 2016 18:06 (six years ago) link

fuck off

Ecomigrant gnomics (darraghmac), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 18:06 (six years ago) link

stop

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 18:07 (six years ago) link

No LaBoof, at least.

rhymes with "blondie blast" (cryptosicko), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 18:07 (six years ago) link

is Lucas involved?

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 18:07 (six years ago) link

Spielberg has directed every film in the franchise. Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, the last film, opened in 2008 and starred Ford opposite Shia LaBeouf, who the producers hoped could over the baton, but the mission failed.

YOU DON'T SAY.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 15 March 2016 18:08 (six years ago) link

No immediate mention of Lucas.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 15 March 2016 18:08 (six years ago) link

I sincerely hope they continue with this futile effort until they've made at least one straight Indiana Jones adventure film when Ford is in his 90s.

Horse Throat (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 18:09 (six years ago) link

Which'll be great because then it'll be set in the 1970s.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 15 March 2016 18:10 (six years ago) link

Five minutes in, he jumps off a moving boogie van and immediately shatters his hip.

Horse Throat (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 18:11 (six years ago) link

Indiana Jones and the Somewhat Boring 1975 Conference of the Society for American Archaeology

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 15 March 2016 18:11 (six years ago) link

Indiana Jones and the Mullahs of Tehran

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 18:12 (six years ago) link

its sad that harrison ford will be irl dead by the time this comes out but it will be a nice tribute :(

kurt schwitterz, Tuesday, 15 March 2016 18:13 (six years ago) link

Ben Affleck already did the Indy/Iran thing at the end of ... -- i literally can't remember the title of that Oscar-winning horseshit.

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 18:13 (six years ago) link

so is this going to be about Atlantis or what. maybe they can do Spear of Destiny w the Boys From Brazil

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 18:14 (six years ago) link

They're replacing the Nazis with hippies in this one.

Horse Throat (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 18:15 (six years ago) link

xxpost iirc the title was Raiders of the Lost Argo

nomar, Tuesday, 15 March 2016 18:16 (six years ago) link

broken hippies

Ecomigrant gnomics (darraghmac), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 18:16 (six years ago) link

The tentpole will hit theaters in summer 2019.

now everybody--

denies the existence of dark matter (difficult listening hour), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 18:16 (six years ago) link

Indiana Jones and the 1968 Democratic Convention

T.L.O.P.son (Phil D.), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 18:17 (six years ago) link

Indiana Jones and the Texas Book Depository

T.L.O.P.son (Phil D.), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 18:17 (six years ago) link

Indiana Jones and the Tet Offensive

nomar, Tuesday, 15 March 2016 18:17 (six years ago) link

Indiana Jones and his Ancient ol' Petrified Gnads

calzino, Tuesday, 15 March 2016 18:31 (six years ago) link

i can see him evacuating embassies from Saigon to Manila

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 18:33 (six years ago) link

Khrushchev rouses himself long enough from his drunken stupor to hatch a plan to recover the last known piece of the true cross, which bestows upon its holder powers of agricultural progress and effective macroeconomic mastery of the command economy. septuagenarian indiana jones believes the piece belongs in a museum, and embarks on a globe-trotting quest to beat the kgb to the quarry

uncle tenderlegdrop (jim in glasgow), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 18:41 (six years ago) link

John Williams score to ape Henry Mancini rather than Korngold

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 18:55 (six years ago) link

just realised that Harrison Ford is only 12 years younger than Sean Connery

uncle tenderlegdrop (jim in glasgow), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 18:57 (six years ago) link

‏@NickPinkerton
Glad I'll once again be able to bask in the palpable sense of joy that Harrison Ford exudes when standing in front of a movie camera.

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 18:58 (six years ago) link

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull 2

the toast of every coast (cajunsunday), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 19:01 (six years ago) link

If the original films were meant to be an homage to serials from the '30s and '40s and set during that same era, it only makes sense that an Indiana Jones film set in the '60s would pay tribute to cinema from that era. I'm thinking something like Bonnie & Clyde meets Easy Rider? There will definitely be at least one extended psychedelic trip sequence.

Horse Throat (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 19:10 (six years ago) link

Maybe more like I Am Curious (Yellow) meets Head. I dunno, there are so many possibilities!

Horse Throat (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 19:11 (six years ago) link

Indiana Jones and the Return of the Napping Chair

larry appleton, Tuesday, 15 March 2016 19:12 (six years ago) link

Indiana Jones and the Filming of Raiders of the Lost Ark

Rip van Harford finally woke up in TFA. Maybe they promised to kill off Indiana in this new one.

remove butt (abanana), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 20:56 (six years ago) link

Would tributes be more likely to be original Man From Uncle/Mission Impossible/Bond?

Or something like Arabesque/Charade/Topkapi/To Catch a thief or similar if those actually are.

JUst trying to think of exotic adventure from the 60s. Probably forgetting something more directly involving archaeology.

Stevolende, Tuesday, 15 March 2016 22:35 (six years ago) link

man you guys are really into fan fiction

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 15 March 2016 22:37 (six years ago) link

like you know there's no way in hell this will resemble any films from the 60s, right?

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 15 March 2016 22:37 (six years ago) link

that's kind of the ironic thing, adventure movies kind of died out by the 60s, one of the reasons they had to reach back to the 30s for Indy in the first place.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 22:38 (six years ago) link

Indiana Jones and the Apartment

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 15 March 2016 22:42 (six years ago) link

I Am Curious (Jones)

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 15 March 2016 22:44 (six years ago) link

bah Old Lunch beat me to it

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 15 March 2016 22:45 (six years ago) link

Fifths

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 15 March 2016 22:46 (six years ago) link

Indiana Jones & the Jonathan Livingston Seagull

Darkest Cosmologist junk (kingfish), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 22:54 (six years ago) link

It's an Indy Indy Indy Indy Indy Indy Indy World

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 15 March 2016 22:56 (six years ago) link

what a disaster for shia thebeef

i hope they explain his absence with a brief aside explaining he was fragged by his platoon in korea

ripple-chested beefchrist (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 16 March 2016 09:20 (six years ago) link

Which'll be great because then it'll be set in the 1970s.

― Ned Raggett

Indiana Jones and the Magic Powder of Studio 54.

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Wednesday, 16 March 2016 10:04 (six years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlKao_Pox5A

Szechuan TV (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 16 March 2016 10:13 (six years ago) link

They're replacing the Nazis with hippies in this one.

― Horse Throat (Old Lunch), Tuesday, March 15, 2016 1:15 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

so, this is basically the dragnet 1968 to the original trilogy's dragnet?

wizzz! (amateurist), Wednesday, 16 March 2016 10:46 (six years ago) link

They should set this one in 1962 and make it a James Bond crossover. Indiana Jones and the Dr. No.

T.L.O.P.son (Phil D.), Wednesday, 16 March 2016 12:57 (six years ago) link

will no one laugh at my frankheimer joke

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 16 March 2016 16:01 (six years ago) link

I don't know why, but I knew which movie you were referring to but somehow didn't process the joke it until just now. I'll blame daylight savings time.

Horse Throat (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 16 March 2016 16:10 (six years ago) link

Y'know, I've never actually seen that one, but fortunate coincidence has it such that I was already planning on seeing it at the local classic movie house next Wednesday since they're running a series on cinematographers.

Screening is a "digital restoration," so I hope that it holds up. Digital grain/pixel-y bits are far less pleasant than 35mm grain, obv.

Darkest Cosmologist junk (kingfish), Wednesday, 16 March 2016 16:37 (six years ago) link

part of me is a little sad that shia leboeuf (sp?) is now on the ash-heap of popular cinema history, right there on top of brandon routh.

wizzz! (amateurist), Thursday, 17 March 2016 01:37 (six years ago) link

(cue sexy ash-heap fanfic)

wizzz! (amateurist), Thursday, 17 March 2016 01:38 (six years ago) link

keep misreading this thread title as "Indiana Jones and the Filth Movie"

Neanderthal, Thursday, 17 March 2016 01:47 (six years ago) link

That slag Jones e's only been talkin to the old bill

Ecomigrant gnomics (darraghmac), Thursday, 17 March 2016 01:50 (six years ago) link

Brandon Routh's on Legends of Tomorrow! ... so, yeah.

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 17 March 2016 09:06 (six years ago) link

We've found our No 1 on the [insert year here] ILX films poll then.

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 17 March 2016 12:09 (six years ago) link

So far the slate for 2019 is "Mashup: A Butterfly Lovestory", Bad Boys 4, the Inhumans movie, the last Avengers, and Timeliners:

A message of an impending alien invasion that will wipe out all life on earth forces the creation of a special paramilitary team that has the ability to cross parallel realities, preparing all possible futures for the attack. But when a "timeliner" named Eric Mathers is told that the pan-dimensional beings called the Krith may have a hidden agenda, he must attempt to discover if the war he has been fighting for the last fourteen years is really for the greater good or just part of the "greatest lie".

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 17 March 2016 12:21 (six years ago) link

Is that Inhumans movie still happening? I thought that was less likely since they're bringing them in thru the tv show

Darkest Cosmologist junk (kingfish), Thursday, 17 March 2016 15:13 (six years ago) link

They only announced it recently, I thought, the same time as the Black Panther movie (so after season 2 of the show)?

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 17 March 2016 15:22 (six years ago) link

Apparently, the filmmakers who made the new Captain America were asked whether the Inhuman insurguence on AoS (which you'd think would be a development in the MCU that would directly inform super person registration) would be addressed in the movie and they had no idea wtf was even happening on AoS.

Horse Throat (Old Lunch), Thursday, 17 March 2016 15:25 (six years ago) link

Which I hope was a dodge or fake-out because otherwise I find that really aggravating.

Horse Throat (Old Lunch), Thursday, 17 March 2016 15:27 (six years ago) link

finally, the comic-book tradition of janky continuity is being translated to the big screen

ripple-chested beefchrist (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 17 March 2016 15:27 (six years ago) link

I think maybe a few more people are going to watch the film than the TV show - I'd be amazed if the show runners weren't being previewed on the film.

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 17 March 2016 15:39 (six years ago) link

no comic book slop here plz

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 17 March 2016 16:36 (six years ago) link

... you do know which thread this is?

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 17 March 2016 16:38 (six years ago) link

five years pass...

I suppose we should have revived this one already because it's been filming and all. I appreciate that this is a sentence that legitimately exists:

Baffling new pictures from the set of Indiana Jones 5 see Harrison Ford and Phoebe Waller-Bridge on the run from an angry horde of Roman centurions, inciting new rumors that the film includes time travel.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 18 October 2021 17:28 (one year ago) link

Having said that, per an announcement from Disney today on its overall schedule:

Untitled Indiana Jones Movie, previously dated on 7/29/22 moves to 6/30/23

Ned Raggett, Monday, 18 October 2021 17:35 (one year ago) link

So ... time travel confirmed, then?

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 18 October 2021 17:39 (one year ago) link

So Indy will be an octogenarian when the film finally comes out xp

groovypanda, Monday, 18 October 2021 17:44 (one year ago) link

Indiana Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?

rewatched Crystal Skull recently, going in with 'I don't remember it being all that bad'.
but oh dear oh dear.

Chicks and Ducks and Geese better scurry (Ste), Wednesday, 20 October 2021 08:28 (one year ago) link

Misread this as Indiana Jones and The Filth Movie.

peace, man, Wednesday, 20 October 2021 11:43 (one year ago) link

ten months pass...

Really is!

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 11 September 2022 15:12 (two months ago) link

Still no title but they screened some footage at D23 yesterday.

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 11 September 2022 15:12 (two months ago) link

hold on to your potato!!

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 11 September 2022 15:15 (two months ago) link

They showed a trailer didn't they? Anyway, by all accounts Harrison Ford was in good spirits, even moved, which is unlike him.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 11 September 2022 15:36 (two months ago) link

Emotionally or physically/spatially?

Hans Holbein (Chinchilla Volapük), Thursday, 15 September 2022 06:00 (two months ago) link

one month passes...

(content-less, but nevertheless...)

Disney In “Panic” After ‘Indiana Jones 5’ Flops
https://insidethemagic.net/2022/11/disney-panic-after-indiana-jones-5-flops-ab1/#google_vignette

A report from Hollywood insider Overlord DVD has now indicated that Disney has tested six different endings to the movie and that the audiences haven’t been happy with any of them.

“Indiana Jones 5 has been a troubled production, delayed a full year after this channel leaked the horrible things Kathleen Kennedy had planned for Indiana Jones. Now, after a year’s worth of reshoots and tinkering, Disney realizes that they have a disaster on their hands as test audiences reject every single version they’ve been shown!”

Elvis Telecom, Sunday, 13 November 2022 09:09 (one week ago) link

As with Han Solo I don’t need to see some tragic Indy death scene ever

Chuck_Tatum, Sunday, 13 November 2022 10:55 (one week ago) link

Well, it is the director of "Logan," right?

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 13 November 2022 14:19 (one week ago) link

That source name alone makes me raise an eyebrow.

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 13 November 2022 15:26 (one week ago) link

that all sounds like hooey. I wouldn't be surprised if the movie sucks but there is no way they are sending it to disney+ only and there is no way PWB is taking over the lead role, give me a break

akm, Sunday, 13 November 2022 16:21 (one week ago) link

Perhaps in reaction to that negative rumor, there have been ton of leaks and tidbits the last couple days...

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 21 November 2022 21:10 (five days ago) link


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