Forks' video game rating sytem POLL

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Poll Results

OptionVotes
8 - Worth Taking from Little Kid. 5
6 - Hard to Find. Real Hot. 3
9 - Use Kung-Fu Training. 2
20 - You can even use my money. 2
15 - Use Explosives. Nuclear Weapons. 2
5 - Top Game. Hot. 2
7 - Super Hot. Steal. Pilfer. Shoplift. 2
9,000,000 - No one's that lucky. But get it anyway. 1
10 - Deadly Force is Authorized. 0
12 - Your Mission (Should You Choose to Accept it)...... 0
4 - Definite Want-to-Play 0
3 - Fairly Interested. Eye Catcher 0
25 - I'm not that lucky. 0
2 - Last Chance Video Game. Filler. 0


Worth Taking from Little Kid (Will M.), Tuesday, 26 January 2016 18:59 (three years ago) Permalink

voted "20"

ulysses, Tuesday, 26 January 2016 19:00 (three years ago) Permalink

so much hotness

Nhex, Tuesday, 26 January 2016 19:01 (three years ago) Permalink

20 is good but i am loving the brevity of 5 right now. IT IS HARD TO PICK

3, 5, 6, 8 are all gold

Worth Taking from Little Kid (Will M.), Tuesday, 26 January 2016 19:02 (three years ago) Permalink

Also, the Title Case is Amazing

Worth Taking from Little Kid (Will M.), Tuesday, 26 January 2016 19:03 (three years ago) Permalink

i love how nuclear weapons are considered before money, and also the underlying assumption that anything that is remotely good belongs to someone else and must be stolen

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 26 January 2016 19:04 (three years ago) Permalink

"anything that is remotely good belongs to someone else and must be stolen" could be the i love games board description

Worth Taking from Little Kid (Will M.), Tuesday, 26 January 2016 19:05 (three years ago) Permalink

plumped for 20 in the original thread but am being won over by the movie-poster syntax of 7

denies the existence of dark matter (difficult listening hour), Tuesday, 26 January 2016 19:05 (three years ago) Permalink

xp to zs: yep, that's me at 14 alright.

ulysses, Tuesday, 26 January 2016 19:06 (three years ago) Permalink

i have an old notebook page like this that i wrote when i was a kid full of mysterious acronyms and i've been trying to decipher it for several years now but no luck yet. i'm fairly sure it has to do with video games though.

ciderpress, Tuesday, 26 January 2016 19:08 (three years ago) Permalink

you're obliged to scan it for future polls

ulysses, Tuesday, 26 January 2016 19:09 (three years ago) Permalink

Use Kung-Fu Training is the worst. But being bad is good when you're chillun
I'm struggling to pick 5 because of adult hesitation but if I focus hard enough I might be able to do it.

The Once-ler, Tuesday, 26 January 2016 19:10 (three years ago) Permalink

errr 9

The Once-ler, Tuesday, 26 January 2016 19:10 (three years ago) Permalink

i think it ended up back at my parents house last time i moved but i'll scan next time i have my hands on it

ciderpress, Tuesday, 26 January 2016 19:11 (three years ago) Permalink

8 - Worth Taking from Little Kid.

seems like it should be more than 8, since it's stealing from a kid! but it seems like it's low praise, like, well I guess if a little kid has it & it would be easy to snag go ahead and do it

my vote

droit au butt (Euler), Tuesday, 26 January 2016 19:33 (three years ago) Permalink

i think it fits perfectly there. it goes nothing, interest, strong interest, hotness, real hotness, plea to steal, plea to steal from the weak, plea for violence, plea for murder, plea for treason, plea for destruction of human race, personal sacrifice, hopelessness, philosophical pondering. stakes always raising.

Worth Taking from Little Kid (Will M.), Tuesday, 26 January 2016 19:38 (three years ago) Permalink

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The Once-ler, Tuesday, 26 January 2016 19:45 (three years ago) Permalink

damn i was deep

ulysses, Tuesday, 26 January 2016 19:46 (three years ago) Permalink

and other future drake album titles

ulysses, Tuesday, 26 January 2016 19:46 (three years ago) Permalink

Voting for the 6 with my woes

Worth Taking from Little Kid (Will M.), Tuesday, 26 January 2016 19:55 (three years ago) Permalink

tough choice between "super hot. steal. pilfer. shoplift" and "you can even use my money." god i love this though.

the thirteenth floorior (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 26 January 2016 20:06 (three years ago) Permalink

Given the option of nuclear weapons, I will always choose nuclear weapons.

emil.y, Wednesday, 27 January 2016 21:08 (three years ago) Permalink

look, in the interest of preventing worldwide nuclear armageddon, i suppose i could give you $50 so you can buy the game

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 27 January 2016 21:26 (three years ago) Permalink

this was the early nineties, they were often $60

ulysses, Wednesday, 27 January 2016 23:29 (three years ago) Permalink

they still are! and good luck getting a manual to read in the car let alone a cloth map of anywhere

denies the existence of dark matter (difficult listening hour), Wednesday, 27 January 2016 23:59 (three years ago) Permalink

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Thursday, 28 January 2016 00:01 (three years ago) Permalink

Forks's list is a guide for rentals though, specifically from Phar-Mor. The amounts being weighed against global nuclear devastation should be adjusted accordingly.

the thirteenth floorior (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 28 January 2016 00:34 (three years ago) Permalink

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Friday, 29 January 2016 00:01 (three years ago) Permalink

2 & 3 robbed, but i think we can all agree the correct one won

Worth Taking from Little Kid (Will M.), Friday, 29 January 2016 00:03 (three years ago) Permalink

two months pass...

i always meant to mention that this was BEFORE dragonball so the serendipity of refusing to believe anything over 9,000,000 (minus three figures) was somewhat prescient of little me

ulysses, Thursday, 7 April 2016 08:01 (two years ago) Permalink

two years pass...

find myself thinking about this again today

they're not booing you, sir, they're shouting "Boo'd Up" (Will M.), Tuesday, 12 March 2019 21:37 (one week ago) Permalink

i miss phar mor

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 12 March 2019 21:58 (one week ago) Permalink

okay so i dug this up from the inside front cover
http://i.imgur.com/Qm4KqjO.png

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 14 March 2019 17:41 (one week ago) Permalink

28 years later and startropics has been beamed digitally to my eighth gen device and i haven't even turned it on yet, i'm very disappointed in myself

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 14 March 2019 17:43 (one week ago) Permalink

Btw, for the truthers:

#1 Any choices over today's date are invalid

8/3/90' - Ninja Gaiden II / Rescur Rangers / Final Fantasy / Castlevania III / The Magic of Schezeranade (lol)
11/13/90' - Castlvania III - Déjá Vu - Mega Man III, The Magic of Schezernade (lolol), [unreadable, scratched out] Tetris - Ultima II - Startropic
3/11/91' - Ultima II, StarTropics, Tetris, TMNT II, Double Dragon III, Power Blade, AD&D: Pool of Radiance, The Immortal [scratched out], AD&D: The Heroes of the Lance
4/21/91' - Uninvited, [scratched out but i'm seeing "TMNT II, Double Dragon III, Battletoads] AD&D Pool of Radiance, AD&D - Heroes of The Lance

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 14 March 2019 17:49 (one week ago) Permalink

the back cover of this includes "some quick guideline rules" that includes my phone number and address with a request to return if found

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 14 March 2019 17:50 (one week ago) Permalink

well now i need to figure out what that scratched out one was.

they're not booing you, sir, they're shouting "Boo'd Up" (Will M.), Thursday, 14 March 2019 20:02 (one week ago) Permalink

Leonard Bernstein

mh, Thursday, 14 March 2019 20:26 (one week ago) Permalink

either forks knew minority report style the future trajectory of mike myers' career, or 11/13/90 is not november 13, 1990 but in fact in ISO standard and it's extember 90th, 2011

they're not booing you, sir, they're shouting "Boo'd Up" (Will M.), Thursday, 14 March 2019 20:30 (one week ago) Permalink

i was trying to figure it out too but i think i've eliminated all NES games that start with L - has to be a computer game

ciderpress, Thursday, 14 March 2019 20:53 (one week ago) Permalink

ultima II was pre-NES so its not all NES games on this sheet

ciderpress, Thursday, 14 March 2019 20:54 (one week ago) Permalink

Legends..of... Excalibur? Erithian?

|Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 14 March 2019 21:12 (one week ago) Permalink

i looked closely at the original and have figured it out but I'm not sure I want to ruin the fun

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 14 March 2019 21:33 (one week ago) Permalink

ultima ii would've been hyped as an NES release that never came to be btw; i was undoubtedly jotting down aspirational titles from EGM and Nintendo Power
i didn't have a pc as a kid; had to go to a friend's house to play PC games. Different friend for Turbographix and Genesis.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 14 March 2019 21:37 (one week ago) Permalink

anyways, this is the mystery "L" game:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZfVJe59PTo

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 14 March 2019 21:40 (one week ago) Permalink

my neighbors owned that... it kinda sucked iirc. the title always kinda resonated in my head for some reason.

|Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), Friday, 15 March 2019 00:33 (one week ago) Permalink

wonder if that pool of radiance port was dece.

difficult listening hour, Friday, 15 March 2019 00:38 (one week ago) Permalink

yeah right "low g man" it was love guru OWN UP TO IT

they're not booing you, sir, they're shouting "Boo'd Up" (Will M.), Friday, 15 March 2019 15:29 (one week ago) Permalink

the controls on love guru are for shit

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 15 March 2019 15:42 (one week ago) Permalink


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