EXCELSIOR is the second solo album by British musician LOLZ Coombes.

ppl posting one word LOL posts have been a blight on this EXCELSIOR THREAD for as long as i've been here

*They're EXCELSIOR. LOL.

Heh

Why do EXCELSIORS leave ILX for LOLS?

our country was founded by EXCELSIORS, but it's being run by LOLS

some dance to excelsior; some dance to otm

google EXCELS1OR and find L0LZ

they fp it with their steely knives but they just can't sb

gentlement you can't LOL in here this is the EXCELSIOR thread

Do not go EXCELSIORing into that good night, LOL, LOL, LOL against the dying of the light

Did you enjoy that show? My friend created it.

no it was terrible
― NEW CHIMP THREAT (bizarro gazzara), Friday, March 2, 2018 12:09 PM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hipster butcher shop

Lamb. Pfft. SO last season. Lately I've been really excited about an obscure cut of zebra shoulder; you probably haven't heard of it.

― Wyld Scalyns (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, March 2, 2018 7:15 AM (four hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Pfft you're about twenty years late on the white stripes posing m8

― things you looked shockingly old when you wore (darraghmac), Friday, March 2, 2018 7:28 AM (four hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that plastic bag should've won best supporting actress (yes plastics bags can be female sorry if that makes me an "SJW snowflake")

It's not delivery, it's Adorno! (upper mississippi sh@kedown) at 3:05 2 Mar 18

What's an inclusion rider?

― jmm, Monday, 5 March 2018 04:39 (one minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I don't care so long as nic cage plays it

― things you looked shockingly old when you wore (darraghmac), Monday, March 5, 2018 12:41 AM (twenty-eight minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

https://i.imgur.com/OXwyFNG.jpg

― Heavy Messages (jed_), Wednesday, 7 March 2018 13:49 (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

rolling fingerless gloves

― mookieproof, Wednesday, 7 March 2018 13:52 (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the fedora enthusiast on the left there manages to be both utterly androgynous and undeniably male, which seems like some kind of achievement in fedoradom

― War, Famine, Pestilence, Death, Umami (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 7 March 2018 13:58 (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I think they’re cosplaying as fedora bros

― valorous wokelord (silby), Wednesday, 7 March 2018 14:44 (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

they're v convincing

― War, Famine, Pestilence, Death, Umami (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 7 March 2018 14:47 (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

cosplaying as a fedora bro makes you a fedora bro, imo

― Thomas NAGL (Neil S), Wednesday, 7 March 2018 14:49 (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Eh the pose is too cheerful and insouciant and the matchy-matchiness too unlikely for this to be anything other than a strange choice of couple’s costume at some manner of comic con

I mean I don’t understand why but yknow

― valorous wokelord (silby), Wednesday, 7 March 2018 14:50 (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i wish i had silby's faith, i really do

― War, Famine, Pestilence, Death, Umami (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 7 March 2018 14:52 (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I mean you can tell from the background it’s a convention expo hall, at least.

― valorous wokelord (silby), Wednesday, 7 March 2018 14:54 (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I’m a truther of this particular jpeg

― valorous wokelord (silby), Wednesday, 7 March 2018 14:55 (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

are u suggesting that genuine fedora bros are less likely to be attending a convention cuz uh

― War, Famine, Pestilence, Death, Umami (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 7 March 2018 14:56 (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Fedora Bureau of Investigation

― Thomas NAGL (Neil S), Wednesday, 7 March 2018 14:56 (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

dont mean to otherize my own whiteness in the above paragraph but for clarity's sake i elected to refer to the group of 'white ppl' in toto without confusing parantheticals
― Listen to my homeboy Fantano (D-40), Thursday, March 8, 2018 2:43 AM (five hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Everyone in toto was white iirc
― (robot gives Mum a hot dirty slap) (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, March 8, 2018 4:08 AM (four hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

LGBTQIAPK is too much.

― Screaming into the void has never been easier (Sanpaku), Monday, March 12, 2018 7:35 PM (two hours ago)

So it's Lesbian Gay Bisexual Transgender Queer Irrationally Angry Pansexual Kink?

― lana del boy (ledge), Tuesday, March 13, 2018 9:08 AM (nine hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

well wouldnt u be?

― the clodding of the american mind (darraghmac), Tuesday, March 13, 2018 9:17 AM (nine hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

xp yes no men ever call the women they desire and can't have "skanks" and "whores" that is definitely a thing that has never happened in history

― Millennial Whoop, wanna fight about it? (Phil D.), Tuesday, March 13, 2018 8:47 PM (twenty-one minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Yeah Hilary would have picked Gorsuch. Appointed Sessions, Threaten Nuclear war,torn up Iran agreement, meet w Bolton etc

― Nerdstrom Poindexter, Tuesday, March 13, 2018 8:48 PM (twenty minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

and if you think that Stormy Daniels will be the tipping point for the 53% of white women who voted for Trump with all that was known before the election I have some very, very bad news for you

― Millennial Whoop, wanna fight about it? (Phil D.), Tuesday, March 13, 2018 8:48 PM (twenty minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Yes Dems should definitely not pursue or bring up the “secretly paying a porn star” thing he’s still trying to hide that’s bad politics.

― Nerdstrom Poindexter, Tuesday, March 13, 2018 8:51 PM (seventeen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

wait, everyone is ironically speaking in the voice that they oppose

― Karl Malone, Tuesday, March 13, 2018 8:53 PM (sixteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

/s

To be excelsiored...

no one ever lols at the mailman's posts. that is definitely a thing that has never happened in history.

it kicks in before conscious thought u liars

― the clodding of the american mind (darraghmac), Wednesday, March 14, 2018 3:27 PM (three hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

pfft like i'm capable of conscious thought

― in conclusion, it is good to peel the sheeps (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, March 14, 2018 3:32 PM (three hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

conscious thots aren't really my type, so

― how to diss a peer completely (unregistered), Wednesday, March 14, 2018 3:33 PM (three hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

nice

As usual, idgi until I google.

Poster hadn’t really thought it through, in fairness to them.

best to remove emotions and personal history from the equation and just let hard science settle the score

gabbneb was right
About 6 results (0.32 seconds)

gabbneb was not right
About 19 results (0.52 seconds)

― Karl Malone, Thursday, March 15, 2018 11:45 PM (two days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this just made me cackle out loud for 4 straight minutes

(context: Democratic (Party) Direction )

bill clinton: first black president
barack obama: first german president

― Louis Jägermeister (jim in vancouver), Friday, March 16, 2018 1:07 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol Karl

tom

wait

― j., Monday, March 26, 2018 11:33 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

s

― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Monday, March 26, 2018 11:33 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

for no man

― NBA YoungBoy named Rocky Raccoon (m bison), Monday, March 26, 2018 11:43 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

is an island

― motorpsycho nightmare winningham (Hadrian VIII), Monday, March 26, 2018 11:44 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

in the stream

― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Monday, March 26, 2018 11:51 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

:|

:/

:-

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/4c/aa/5a/4caa5ab8b1e2f76c922a018483a5af87.jpg

thread has LOLlen on hard times

Lollin on the river

any numpt that thinks a gigantic ball of hydrogen/helium is a deity is not to be trusted on anything imo.

― ken hom ad attack (calzino), Wednesday, March 28, 2018 6:44 PM (fifteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that's Ra-cist

― bad left terf nut (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, March 28, 2018 6:52 PM (seven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Now that is how it's done.

calzino got sunned

dying......

star

That's pretty great

A few years ago at least (maybe things have since changed) my sister-in-law who lived there told me the French sneered at the American new wave of coffee as "globalist coffee." You dumb fucks, where do you think they grow coffee in the first place, the Rhone Valley?

― Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Monday, March 19, 2018 3:06 AM (one week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

funny too laugh at them

And I'm sure that if it had happened to you, one of your go-to anecdotes would become that time when you were on the receiving end of frottage by a squamous walrus. It's a helluva yarn to have in your arsenal.

― Arthur Pizzarelli AKA The Peetz (Old Lunch), Monday, April 2, 2018 5:27 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"'Frottage' by Squamous Walrus," sounds like a lost 1960s experimental acid jam, thanks Old Lunch

― bone thugs & prosody (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, April 3, 2018 9:02 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Always happy to arrange words into unpalatable configurations.

― Orbital Ribbonbopper, Inventor of Flying and Popcorn (Old Lunch), Tuesday, April 3, 2018 9:08 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

tbf Squamous Walrus did some impressive work before their nightmare descent into drugs and groupies. It's a pity, really. The swirling Farfisa and tabla work on Frottage was groundbreaking, especially the title track. Didn't Glyn Johns produce that album?

― bone thugs & prosody (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, April 3, 2018 9:18 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

he's such a loathsome piece of shit !fucking die already

― (•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, April 3, 2018 9:25 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

bit harsh on glyn johns tbh

― someone’s burgling my miscellanea (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, April 3, 2018 9:42 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this site sucks so bad

https://genius.com/531139

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, March 5, 2018 11:50 AM (one month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

what if the people searching for info were... the people providing it

― lag∞n, Monday, March 5, 2018 12:34 PM (one month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Wack Mirror

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, March 5, 2018 12:35 PM (one month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I thought this was a pretty solid bump-set-spike

lol remember when Sasha Frere-Jones left one of the best jobs in the world to work for Genius for like ten minutes

Probably the cushiest gig in the history of music journalism!

And then he was at the LA Times and wrote some creepy David Bowie "appreciation" that was really just about grinding an axe with his ex, and now I think he's not there anymore either. Where is he now?

de minimis!

― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, April 16, 2018 9:51 PM (thirty-eight minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

De gustibus

― Ned Raggett, Monday, April 16, 2018 9:51 PM (thirty-seven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

how about maybe a new thread for this topic

― Simon H., Wednesday, May 2, 2018 7:58 AM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Yeah, I would post in it a lot

― we æt so many shimripl (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, May 2, 2018 9:34 AM (four minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

okay, maybe not a new thread for this topic then

― Mahogany Loggins (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, May 2, 2018 9:35 AM (two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink