EXCELSIOR is the second solo album by British musician LOLZ Coombes.

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EXCELSiant MOMcial Commentary

― welltris (crüt), Friday, 15 January 2016 16:52 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

social MOMmentary

― Saoirse birther (darraghmac), Friday, 15 January 2016 18:02 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

mom-enter-y faps of thee, son

― sounding like a silly Iain Banks on a track (imago), Friday, 15 January 2016 18:08 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

fucking hell somebody start a new thread please

― Copy rights, pleasing all star wars fans, hiring professionals. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 15 January 2016 18:22 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

watching yourself lay a prole (wins), Saturday, 16 January 2016 19:21 (two years ago) Permalink

lol

its subtle brume (DJP), Tuesday, 19 January 2016 21:01 (two years ago) Permalink

google coombes get lolz

Mr. Snroombes (mattresslessness), Tuesday, 19 January 2016 21:06 (two years ago) Permalink

aw yea

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 20 January 2016 07:07 (two years ago) Permalink

This may be the least of its problems, but Labyrinth is on UK television right now and WHO TOLD JENNIFER CONNELLY SHE COULD ACT?

― jedi slimane (suzy), Sunday, January 24, 2016 6:00 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Um...

― Hang Onto Your Selfie (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, January 24, 2016 6:01 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Yeah, who cares if she can or not, eh boys ;)

― The Return of the Thin White Pope (Tom D.), Sunday, January 24, 2016 6:07 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://assets.vice.com/content-images/contentimage/194024/Screen-Shot-2014-10-22-at-12-28-52.jpg

― glumdalclitch, Sunday, January 24, 2016 6:15 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

microtone policing (wins), Sunday, 24 January 2016 23:37 (two years ago) Permalink

uh, is anyone watching this live feed from inside the standoff? http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/watch-live-feed-from-inside-the-standoff-at-oregon-wildlife-refuge

i'm listening to it one ear as i work and it's fascinating. some of them appear to be recording their final statements for their family.

― Karl Malone, Wednesday, January 27, 2016 1:54 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

then you have little snippets of conversation like "we came, we were peaceful....and now we're gonna fuck shit up", followed by some old guy going "yes sir"

― Karl Malone, Wednesday, January 27, 2016 1:55 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

they're discussing when they should go to the bathroom. one guy just said he's been known to shit himself

i bet all of this is actually very similar to off the record founding father conversations

― Karl Malone, Wednesday, January 27, 2016 1:56 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

its subtle brume (DJP), Wednesday, 27 January 2016 19:46 (two years ago) Permalink

gold

UYD: Oxys, Percs, Vics, Addys, Rit-Dogs and Xannys (sunny successor), Friday, 29 January 2016 20:22 (two years ago) Permalink

oh goddammit meant to put this on ILM

― Darin, Monday, February 1, 2016 10:31 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I'll move this conversation over there. If an admin feels like locking this, please do.

― Darin, Monday, February 1, 2016 10:33 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

seems like an ILM poll to me

― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, February 1, 2016 11:09 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Lock and I don't wanna be harsh here but a lifetime ban wouldn't be out of order rly

― broderik f (darraghmac), Monday, February 1, 2016 1:18 PM (20 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

um I hope you're kidding

― Darin, Monday, February 1, 2016 1:35 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Chortles And Guffaws (Old Lunch), Monday, 1 February 2016 19:44 (two years ago) Permalink

Uh oh cleanup on aisle 51

broderik f (darraghmac), Monday, 1 February 2016 19:49 (two years ago) Permalink

I really don't understand this place sometimes

Darin, Monday, 1 February 2016 19:51 (two years ago) Permalink

I bleev the most of the joke here is my curmudgeonly stance towards ilm and everything to do with ilm I wouldn't worry bout it

broderik f (darraghmac), Monday, 1 February 2016 19:53 (two years ago) Permalink

i for one laughed at the idea of Darin totally fucking up and everyone being so mad at Darin.

bicyclescope (mattresslessness), Monday, 1 February 2016 19:55 (two years ago) Permalink

I've seen people get really pissed about users not using search functions etc, so you never know!

Darin, Monday, 1 February 2016 19:59 (two years ago) Permalink

ugh good work ruining the excelsior thread, darin. ban darin.

Mordy, Monday, 1 February 2016 20:02 (two years ago) Permalink

Yeah I've done a full 360 now ban darin

broderik f (darraghmac), Monday, 1 February 2016 20:04 (two years ago) Permalink

oh well I had a good run. RIP

Darin, Monday, 1 February 2016 20:04 (two years ago) Permalink

tell to the judge son

broderik f (darraghmac), Monday, 1 February 2016 20:05 (two years ago) Permalink

wow Darin will be missed

bicyclescope (mattresslessness), Monday, 1 February 2016 20:06 (two years ago) Permalink

was on Team Darin tbh. now on Team No Mercy for Darin.

Toof Seteltha (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 1 February 2016 20:06 (two years ago) Permalink

unban Darin

its subtle brume (DJP), Monday, 1 February 2016 20:07 (two years ago) Permalink

free Darin

bicyclescope (mattresslessness), Monday, 1 February 2016 20:07 (two years ago) Permalink

Did you used to post as darin?

broderik f (darraghmac), Monday, 1 February 2016 20:10 (two years ago) Permalink

ugh this board has gone totally downhill since darin stopped posting here

the thirteenth floorior (Doctor Casino), Monday, 1 February 2016 20:11 (two years ago) Permalink

guys, I've unbanned Darin

mod (brownie), Monday, 1 February 2016 20:14 (two years ago) Permalink

i am darin

Worth Taking from Little Kid (Will M.), Monday, 1 February 2016 20:14 (two years ago) Permalink

Fake darin

broderik f (darraghmac), Monday, 1 February 2016 20:16 (two years ago) Permalink

Missed chance for a spacey pic imo

broderik f (darraghmac), Monday, 1 February 2016 20:17 (two years ago) Permalink

yeah markers didn't even get a shot

rip van wanko, Monday, 1 February 2016 20:37 (two years ago) Permalink

(7 years pass)

I just saw on Facebook that Darin died

petulant dick master (silby), Monday, 1 February 2016 20:55 (two years ago) Permalink

I stand with Darin make America great again don't listen to the MSM libtards like darraghmac

the man in the fly castle (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 1 February 2016 20:59 (two years ago) Permalink

je suis darin

mookieproof, Monday, 1 February 2016 21:00 (two years ago) Permalink

look if we're honest with ourselves, we are all darin, each of us, and each of us is responsible in a way for what happened to him.

the thirteenth floorior (Doctor Casino), Monday, 1 February 2016 21:15 (two years ago) Permalink

MSM (methylsulfonylmethane) is an organic sulfur compound that's naturally derived during the earth's

broderik f (darraghmac), Monday, 1 February 2016 21:26 (two years ago) Permalink

Ffs I can't believe darin got banned over this

Chikan wa akan de. Zettai akan de. (Noodle Vague), Monday, 1 February 2016 22:37 (two years ago) Permalink

darout with the old, darin with the new.

pplains, Monday, 1 February 2016 22:40 (two years ago) Permalink

Did they ever ban Don Derun?

Mark G, Monday, 1 February 2016 22:58 (two years ago) Permalink

Patriots Nation may have forgotten -- or at least is trying to forget -- Aaron Hernandez, but the tight-end-turned-convicted-murderer hasn't forgotten Patriots Nation.
In a letter to a prison pen pal obtained by TMZ, the incarcerated Hernandez says he watches the Pats games from a TV in a cell and "still [roots] for my squad and still [loves] all the ones I loved."

But he no longer loves one of the ones he loved, describing owner Robert Kraft as "fake ass [and] non loyal," saying Kraft "told me he loved me every time he seen me but obviously shows his word ain't [crap]."

Kraft testified against Hernandez in the trial in which the ex-Patriot was convicted of murdering his former friend, Oden Lloyd.

But he has good words for others, like . . .

Tom Brady: "The closest I was with was probably Brady and whom I love to death and always will and only hope the best for them.”

Rob Gronkowski: “The BEST TE ever to walk on a football field”

Julian Edelman and Deion Branch: "[Was] cool with Julez, Branch (I [bleeped] with and got mad love for)"

Hernandez started the letter by blasting his pen pal -- a woman named Rachel -- for criticizing him and went on to suggest ways she could kill herself:

-- “Tie a cinderblock to your ankles and jump in a deep body of water,” Hernandez writes.

-- “Buy the most powerful firecracker in the world that’s possible to buy, tie it to your face with duct tape, light it and wait for your head to explode.”

But he ends by saying he hopes she "had the best of holidays" . . . though the letter is dated Dec. 15, 10 days before Christmas.

― nomar, Monday, February 1, 2016 11:02 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

This Charming Man just popped into my head

― its subtle brume (DJP), Monday, February 1, 2016 12:36 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

balls, Monday, 1 February 2016 23:04 (two years ago) Permalink

I would go out tonight
But I'm doing life for murder one

Check Yr Scrobbles (Moodles), Monday, 1 February 2016 23:13 (two years ago) Permalink

Forks: Son, we live in a world that has music, and that music has to be organized into playlists. Who's gonna do it? You? You, mattresslessness? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for musicians, and you curse Spotify. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That the royalties issue, while *~~controversial~~*, probably led to more music purchases indirectly. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, leads to more music purchases. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me making those playlists, you need me on ILM. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of music streaming issues. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very playlists that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide them. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a pair of headphones, and listen. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.

― nomar, Friday, February 5, 2016 2:42 PM (13 minutes ago)

small doug yule carnival club (unregistered), Friday, 5 February 2016 19:56 (two years ago) Permalink

https://media.giphy.com/media/SbG5YxoG1lwZi/giphy.gif

balls, Saturday, 6 February 2016 17:23 (two years ago) Permalink

From the why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk? thread:

The FB macro:

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/cb/9f/15/cb9f15e5494e95c79311f1b4a2db632b.jpg

The rejoinder:

"One time, my fifth grade teacher led a donkey into the classroom and fed it a creamed corn casserole. I have remembered that moment for the rest of my life."

― pplains, Saturday, February 6, 2016 8:24 AM (1 hour ago)

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Saturday, 6 February 2016 17:33 (two years ago) Permalink

Anytime I hear about people being enthusiastically pro-Clinton I just wonder wtf world they were living in the 90s.
I was a college student who became a software engineer. It was a pretty cushy world to live in.

― its subtle brume (DJP), Monday, 8 February 2016 22:50 (52 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I was a kid playing Legend of the Red Dragon on various BBSs. always blamed Bill for my lack of prowess on that and other door games.

― gaz coombes? yo he don't got NUTHIN ta prove! (Neanderthal), Monday, 8 February 2016 22:51 (51 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Hi! I'm twice-coloured! (Sund4r), Tuesday, 9 February 2016 04:48 (two years ago) Permalink

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― pplains, Wednesday, February 10, 2016 10:51 AM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

mookieproof, Wednesday, 10 February 2016 15:59 (two years ago) Permalink

nice

Toof Seteltha (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 10 February 2016 16:52 (two years ago) Permalink

Did I spot Benjamin Netanyahu in there?

Demeraray & Essequebo (Tom D.), Wednesday, 10 February 2016 16:56 (two years ago) Permalink

lol hadn't read that thread but this is a great touch

You, mattresslessness?

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 10 February 2016 16:57 (two years ago) Permalink

Didn't even realize this was the new excelsior thread until just now. I presumed it was just something else from the AFL crew.

how's life, Wednesday, 10 February 2016 17:01 (two years ago) Permalink

best to remove emotions and personal history from the equation and just let hard science settle the score

gabbneb was right
About 6 results (0.32 seconds)

gabbneb was not right
About 19 results (0.52 seconds)

― Karl Malone, Thursday, March 15, 2018 11:45 PM (two days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this just made me cackle out loud for 4 straight minutes

had (crüt), Saturday, 17 March 2018 21:24 (two months ago) Permalink

(context: Democratic (Party) Direction )

had (crüt), Saturday, 17 March 2018 21:24 (two months ago) Permalink

bill clinton: first black president
barack obama: first german president

― Louis Jägermeister (jim in vancouver), Friday, March 16, 2018 1:07 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

had (crüt), Saturday, 17 March 2018 21:33 (two months ago) Permalink

lol Karl

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Saturday, 17 March 2018 23:25 (two months ago) Permalink

tom

wait

― j., Monday, March 26, 2018 11:33 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

s

― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Monday, March 26, 2018 11:33 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

for no man

― NBA YoungBoy named Rocky Raccoon (m bison), Monday, March 26, 2018 11:43 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

is an island

― motorpsycho nightmare winningham (Hadrian VIII), Monday, March 26, 2018 11:44 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

in the stream

― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Monday, March 26, 2018 11:51 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

bone thugs & prosody (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 27 March 2018 21:01 (one month ago) Permalink

:|

Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 27 March 2018 21:34 (one month ago) Permalink

:/

imago, Tuesday, 27 March 2018 21:37 (one month ago) Permalink

:-

Mark G, Tuesday, 27 March 2018 21:38 (one month ago) Permalink

thread has LOLlen on hard times

flopson, Wednesday, 28 March 2018 00:29 (one month ago) Permalink

Lollin on the river

F# A# (∞), Wednesday, 28 March 2018 01:00 (one month ago) Permalink

any numpt that thinks a gigantic ball of hydrogen/helium is a deity is not to be trusted on anything imo.

― ken hom ad attack (calzino), Wednesday, March 28, 2018 6:44 PM (fifteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that's Ra-cist

― bad left terf nut (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, March 28, 2018 6:52 PM (seven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 28 March 2018 19:00 (one month ago) Permalink

Now that is how it's done.

Arthur Pizzarelli AKA The Peetz (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 28 March 2018 19:09 (one month ago) Permalink

calzino got sunned

kinder, Wednesday, 28 March 2018 20:47 (one month ago) Permalink

dying......

star

map, Wednesday, 28 March 2018 21:49 (one month ago) Permalink

That's pretty great

Right column Leftist (sunny successor), Thursday, 29 March 2018 14:58 (one month ago) Permalink

A few years ago at least (maybe things have since changed) my sister-in-law who lived there told me the French sneered at the American new wave of coffee as "globalist coffee." You dumb fucks, where do you think they grow coffee in the first place, the Rhone Valley?

― Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Monday, March 19, 2018 3:06 AM (one week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Moo Vaughn, Thursday, 29 March 2018 20:54 (one month ago) Permalink

funny too laugh at them

map, Friday, 30 March 2018 01:29 (one month ago) Permalink

And I'm sure that if it had happened to you, one of your go-to anecdotes would become that time when you were on the receiving end of frottage by a squamous walrus. It's a helluva yarn to have in your arsenal.

― Arthur Pizzarelli AKA The Peetz (Old Lunch), Monday, April 2, 2018 5:27 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"'Frottage' by Squamous Walrus," sounds like a lost 1960s experimental acid jam, thanks Old Lunch

― bone thugs & prosody (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, April 3, 2018 9:02 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Always happy to arrange words into unpalatable configurations.

― Orbital Ribbonbopper, Inventor of Flying and Popcorn (Old Lunch), Tuesday, April 3, 2018 9:08 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

tbf Squamous Walrus did some impressive work before their nightmare descent into drugs and groupies. It's a pity, really. The swirling Farfisa and tabla work on Frottage was groundbreaking, especially the title track. Didn't Glyn Johns produce that album?

― bone thugs & prosody (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, April 3, 2018 9:18 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

he's such a loathsome piece of shit !fucking die already

― (•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, April 3, 2018 9:25 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

bit harsh on glyn johns tbh

― someone’s burgling my miscellanea (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, April 3, 2018 9:42 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

explosion from DOOM courtesy of id software (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 3 April 2018 14:02 (one month ago) Permalink

this site sucks so bad

https://genius.com/531139

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, March 5, 2018 11:50 AM (one month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

what if the people searching for info were... the people providing it

― lag∞n, Monday, March 5, 2018 12:34 PM (one month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Wack Mirror

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, March 5, 2018 12:35 PM (one month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I thought this was a pretty solid bump-set-spike

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Wednesday, 11 April 2018 20:08 (one month ago) Permalink

lol remember when Sasha Frere-Jones left one of the best jobs in the world to work for Genius for like ten minutes

valorous wokelord (silby), Wednesday, 11 April 2018 20:13 (one month ago) Permalink

Probably the cushiest gig in the history of music journalism!

like æ duce says, smell my anvil vapre (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 11 April 2018 20:26 (one month ago) Permalink

And then he was at the LA Times and wrote some creepy David Bowie "appreciation" that was really just about grinding an axe with his ex, and now I think he's not there anymore either. Where is he now?

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Thursday, 12 April 2018 14:40 (one month ago) Permalink

de minimis!

― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, April 16, 2018 9:51 PM (thirty-eight minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

De gustibus

― Ned Raggett, Monday, April 16, 2018 9:51 PM (thirty-seven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Lou Grant, the Iranian cinema of late '70s TV (stevie), Monday, 16 April 2018 21:41 (one month ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...

how about maybe a new thread for this topic

― Simon H., Wednesday, May 2, 2018 7:58 AM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Yeah, I would post in it a lot

― we æt so many shimripl (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, May 2, 2018 9:34 AM (four minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

okay, maybe not a new thread for this topic then

― Mahogany Loggins (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, May 2, 2018 9:35 AM (two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Millennial Whoop, wanna fight about it? (Phil D.), Wednesday, 2 May 2018 13:41 (three weeks ago) Permalink

omg, lol

Frederik B, Wednesday, 2 May 2018 13:59 (three weeks ago) Permalink

Revenge of the INCELSIOR: Their LOLs Have Come!

F# A# (∞), Wednesday, 2 May 2018 20:09 (three weeks ago) Permalink

from the everything Must Go poll thread

man, 22 years ago to the very month, 1st year of uni, took a train on my tod from liverpool to manchester to go the academy to see my top 2 extant bands at the time, manics and gorky's. holy bible was my favourite album of all time and i was in love with a design for life, had diligently bought both versions of the CD single. i guess the album had just come out and so i am sure i was listening to it en route. bought 2 different bad t-shirts from merch. both shows were really great, gorky's had more fans in the crowd than i expected. the manics played every song i really wanted to hear, including motown junk, and i loved all the new songs. the whole experience was just mind blowing, by miles and miles the best gig i had been to in my life to that point. i vividly remember the buzz on the train back. with perspective gained from the last 2 decades i can say with confidence that this album is bad and the songs on it are bad.

― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, May 3, 2018 9:40 AM (twenty-seven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Simon H., Thursday, 3 May 2018 14:08 (three weeks ago) Permalink

lol and also roberto otm

Mahogany Loggins (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 3 May 2018 14:14 (three weeks ago) Permalink

I don't know, seems more sad than lol.

Kanye O'er Frae France? (Tom D.), Thursday, 3 May 2018 14:15 (three weeks ago) Permalink

no it's beautiful

startled macropod (MatthewK), Thursday, 3 May 2018 14:18 (three weeks ago) Permalink

all feeling no surface

hepatitis groan (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 3 May 2018 14:22 (three weeks ago) Permalink

haha wow

imago, Thursday, 3 May 2018 14:32 (three weeks ago) Permalink

some intervening content removed, for max impact:

Meanwhile at the Legion of Doom in Utah:

“My favorite meat is hot dog, by the way. That is my favorite meat” Romney said. “My second favorite meat is hamburger. And everyone says, oh don’t you prefer steak? It’s like, I know steaks are great but I like hot dog best and I like hamburger next best” https://t.co/DbYn951L9k
— Matt Viser (@mviser) May 4, 2018

― Millennial Whoop, wanna fight about it? (Phil D.), Friday, May 4, 2018 7:57 AM

Mitt Romney 2018: Everyone Loves a Wiener

― Josh in Chicago, Friday, May 4, 2018 8:06 AM

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 4 May 2018 18:22 (three weeks ago) Permalink

well I'm flat on my back after that

imago, Friday, 4 May 2018 18:23 (three weeks ago) Permalink

It's quite the riposte on the Viennese, don't you think?

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 4 May 2018 18:39 (three weeks ago) Permalink

Romney: the Wurst Candidate

NO REGERTS (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 4 May 2018 21:26 (three weeks ago) Permalink

mit raum neu

imago, Friday, 4 May 2018 21:36 (three weeks ago) Permalink

whatever became of that little brat of a son he had

k bups (rip van wanko), Friday, 4 May 2018 21:40 (three weeks ago) Permalink

/ nicht

have we murdered this one enough yeah prob

imago, Friday, 4 May 2018 21:40 (three weeks ago) Permalink

what is Rudy Giuliani's favorite brand of hot dog? Oscar Mayor

k bups (rip van wanko), Friday, 4 May 2018 21:47 (three weeks ago) Permalink

Ok

k bups (rip van wanko), Friday, 4 May 2018 21:47 (three weeks ago) Permalink

at the risk of ignoring the voice in my head saying that there is something problematic about what I am about to say although I have not quite pieced together what that problematic aspect is yet,
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Tuesday, May 8, 2018 10:23 AM (nine minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

and wtf is this

― brimstead, Tuesday, May 8, 2018 1:33 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Musk and Grimes in the conference room.

― how's life, Tuesday, May 8, 2018 1:33 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

noel gallaghah's high flying burbbhrbhbbhbburbbb (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 9 May 2018 17:29 (two weeks ago) Permalink

"Yo Aethelfred, hwaet's up with this weather? Woden's nutsack, it hath been raining a lot lately."

"Thou spake sooth and art on the money, Lothar. It hath been 'rainy,' by my trow."

"Let me estop you there, homeflice! What is uppe with everymanne just wantonly putting a Y on the end of nouns and yclepting it an adjective? What the fucke?"

― NO REGERTS (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 8 May 2018 1:11 AM (two days ago)

startled macropod (MatthewK), Wednesday, 9 May 2018 23:56 (two weeks ago) Permalink

Perhaps relatedly? A few years ago, there was a news story on the radio about the plight of the cops in Egypt. Sounded like things were pretty bad for Egyptian cops.

I'm like huh? until I realized they were saying Copts.

Earlier today I was on a work conference call with some people in India, and we were discussing a business proposal where everything was expressed in dollars and needed to be changed to rubies.

Rubies? Are we seriously talking about being paid with chests full of gemstones? WTF? Is this like a fairy tale or something?

Then I realized everybody had been saying "rupees."

― bed, bath, and beyond the thunderdome (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, May 15, 2018 5:52 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

don’t go to vietnam

― karl wallogina (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, May 15, 2018 12:36 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 15 May 2018 03:57 (one week ago) Permalink

omg

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 15 May 2018 11:04 (one week ago) Permalink

Yes, that was nicely done by Autumn Almanac.

bed, bath, and beyond the thunderdome (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 15 May 2018 12:29 (one week ago) Permalink

Vietnamese dongs in the conference room . . .

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Tuesday, 15 May 2018 14:06 (one week ago) Permalink

btw Han Solo has a Wikipedia page

― the ignatius rock of ignorance (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, May 16, 2018 9:51 AM

Ive edited the fucker before. Quite aware.

― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Wednesday, May 16, 2018 9:52 AM

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 16 May 2018 16:56 (one week ago) Permalink


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