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i've noticed lately that the internet is going crazy about a lot of things. usually i hear about them at the bottom of articles.

so what do we think of this tanner???

http://i.imgur.com/tf0AQ4G.jpg

can't believe she did that herself!

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 16:16 (six years ago) link

i'm particularly taken by her orange shirt

PORC EPIC SAVVAGE (imago), Wednesday, 8 April 2015 16:18 (six years ago) link

Family Feud question in the making: name things that send internet into a frenzy.

Giant Purple Wakerobin (Aimless), Wednesday, 8 April 2015 16:25 (six years ago) link

Unless it broke the internet, I'm not impressed.

jmm, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 16:27 (six years ago) link

This extremely sad college piccolo player has sent the internet into a frenzy

Is It Any Wonder I'm Not the (President Keyes), Wednesday, 8 April 2015 17:18 (six years ago) link

one month passes...

scott iirc

an absolute feast of hardcore fanboy LOLs surrounding (imago), Wednesday, 13 May 2015 16:19 (six years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/eieb3RK.jpg

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 26 May 2015 17:19 (six years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/xFyleGY.jpg

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 26 May 2015 21:39 (six years ago) link

We've all been there.

from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Tuesday, 26 May 2015 22:17 (six years ago) link

we're still down there, in fact.

he quipped with heat (amateurist), Tuesday, 26 May 2015 22:30 (six years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/m52cP6s.jpg

Karl Malone, Thursday, 28 May 2015 19:15 (six years ago) link

one month passes...

http://i.imgur.com/ecwecZ7.jpg

1992 ball boy (Karl Malone), Thursday, 9 July 2015 20:44 (five years ago) link

it's made entirely of hair

Mordy, Thursday, 9 July 2015 20:52 (five years ago) link

yes, but science

1992 ball boy (Karl Malone), Thursday, 9 July 2015 20:56 (five years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/hhEwWwc.jpg

Devilock, Thursday, 9 July 2015 21:07 (five years ago) link

Next: Scientists find source of Addams Family popularity

The Sniper, Thursday, 9 July 2015 21:13 (five years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/WNIdQp2.jpg

1992 ball boy (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 14 July 2015 20:55 (five years ago) link

the scientists have warned her that a face that beautiful is too dangerous for humanity, we must be shielded from its effects

j., Tuesday, 14 July 2015 22:21 (five years ago) link

Thought this was going to be about this crap which the Indy keeps trying to push as an actual story:

http://i100.independent.co.uk/article/marks-and-spencer-didnt-give-an-elderly-couple-two-tea-bags-and-people-on-facebook-cant-cope--bk6seXyCzg

ailsa, Wednesday, 15 July 2015 10:43 (five years ago) link

four weeks pass...

http://i.imgur.com/hdBaqoB.jpg

1993 ball boy (Karl Malone), Thursday, 13 August 2015 19:32 (five years ago) link

I see that one a lot and it always irks me -- a woman who is pretty and has long red hair shatters my definition of beauty?

five six and (man alive), Thursday, 13 August 2015 19:46 (five years ago) link

xpost She's actually a few boxes of cookies stapled together

Why because she True and Interesting (President Keyes), Friday, 14 August 2015 13:55 (five years ago) link

one month passes...

http://i.imgur.com/48mf1n4.jpg

1998 ball boy (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 6 October 2015 20:48 (five years ago) link

one year passes...
four months pass...

http://i.imgur.com/OHNAqzr.png

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 15 March 2017 04:18 (four years ago) link

i think they meant to caption it with

The Next Step In Evolution
Are You Ready?

JoeStork, Wednesday, 15 March 2017 04:22 (four years ago) link

This photo stumped four
Professors and their
Children as well

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 15 March 2017 04:29 (four years ago) link

"Dafuq?" didn't make it past the subeditor.

attention vampire (MatthewK), Wednesday, 15 March 2017 10:56 (four years ago) link

Barron Trump's IQ completely stunned the world today

frogbs, Wednesday, 15 March 2017 11:41 (four years ago) link

one month passes...

http://i.imgur.com/UO6ocsm.png

Karl Malone, Saturday, 22 April 2017 16:59 (four years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/cNOtJZD.png

Karl Malone, Monday, 24 April 2017 16:21 (four years ago) link

what color is the dress

flappy bird, Monday, 24 April 2017 18:34 (four years ago) link

one year passes...

i made a bad title for this thread. it's supposed to be about intersting internet ads.

https://i.imgur.com/9ox3qFt.png

Karl Malone, Thursday, 7 February 2019 20:48 (two years ago) link

three weeks pass...

https://i.imgur.com/b3nzjnJ.png

Karl Malone, Thursday, 28 February 2019 20:35 (two years ago) link

five months pass...

https://i.imgur.com/cGTOUbY.png

pplains, Sunday, 11 August 2019 02:41 (one year ago) link

and Don't Forget to Die

pplains, Sunday, 11 August 2019 02:42 (one year ago) link

very nice

flappy bird, Sunday, 11 August 2019 05:19 (one year ago) link

um what

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6BbMRPFNwE

frogbs, Monday, 12 August 2019 14:03 (one year ago) link

lol

Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 12 August 2019 14:10 (one year ago) link

Fun for the (whole) family.

pomenitul, Monday, 12 August 2019 14:13 (one year ago) link

six months pass...

not gonna lie, i kind of want that hat. especially if the text is pre-distorted so that it's only legible from the angle shown in the image above, but looks crazy from any other angle

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 19 February 2020 19:53 (one year ago) link

it's cool how you're just allowed to straight up lie in online advertisements. i see versions of this ad almost every day, always with today's date as the date that trump has ended yet another obama-era program

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 19 February 2020 19:54 (one year ago) link

ten months pass...

https://i.imgur.com/GSUQUwt.png

Karl Malone, Friday, 8 January 2021 23:18 (five months ago) link

three weeks pass...

U.S. ilxors will be familiar with the experience of a product making us all go crazy. it happened just three weeks ago, with the ^^muama ryoko,^^

well, get ready because here we go again

https://i.imgur.com/6vEbPlV.png

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 2 February 2021 21:39 (four months ago) link

anybody got their pair yet? i believe they're called the VisionFocus

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 2 February 2021 21:40 (four months ago) link

misread fat as fart and thought maybe he just has a subzero anus? you’re welcome!

brimstead, Tuesday, 16 February 2021 22:52 (four months ago) link

damn. that['s like imagining a black hole in another black hole

lord of the ting tings (map), Tuesday, 16 February 2021 22:56 (four months ago) link

somewhat related:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/El1Q-zqU0AAPDQZ?format=png&name=small

lord of the ting tings (map), Tuesday, 16 February 2021 22:57 (four months ago) link

one of my fav websites, that Interesticle

lord of the ting tings (map), Tuesday, 16 February 2021 22:58 (four months ago) link

MAN FINDS WIERD CAVE

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 16 February 2021 23:38 (four months ago) link

Bored man with bad knees accused of melodrama

Evan, Tuesday, 16 February 2021 23:42 (four months ago) link

i was afraid that was actually a close-up of the sub-zero anus ... thank god it is just a wierd cave

sarahell, Wednesday, 17 February 2021 00:16 (four months ago) link

hahaha I was just thinking about how many jacked greybeards and Lily from AT&T ads I've seen lately

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 17 February 2021 01:18 (four months ago) link

i am getting ads for commercial real estate in Atlanta, Volkswagen ads for spanish speakers, oh and this one with what look like crimini mushrooms between toes that I didn't get a chance to screenshot

sarahell, Wednesday, 17 February 2021 01:21 (four months ago) link

oh and Cleveland. I am getting ads for Cleveland.

sarahell, Wednesday, 17 February 2021 01:22 (four months ago) link

Only the penitent man will pass!

Dan I., Wednesday, 17 February 2021 16:22 (four months ago) link

one that is currently breaking my brain: "at almost 40 Serena Williams is one of the richest tennis players"

frogbs, Wednesday, 17 February 2021 22:16 (four months ago) link

huh no shit

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 17 February 2021 22:17 (four months ago) link

40 Serena Williamses would be very rich indeed

if you meh them, shut up (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 17 February 2021 23:52 (four months ago) link

would they though? maybe they would cancel each other out?

sarahell, Thursday, 18 February 2021 18:26 (four months ago) link

only one way to find out

if you meh them, shut up (Neanderthal), Thursday, 18 February 2021 18:28 (four months ago) link

extremely cursed but damn the ending makes me laugh every time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3sh1TQnwBI

frogbs, Wednesday, 24 February 2021 15:28 (three months ago) link

holy shit every ad for this game is absolutely insane

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBAzE-P780E

would bet anything that the actual gameplay is nothing like any of this

frogbs, Wednesday, 24 February 2021 16:16 (three months ago) link

What the complete and holistic fuck

Please Hammer Stop Hurting 'Em (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 24 February 2021 16:25 (three months ago) link

Had no idea that we possessed the technology to extract nightmares and trap them inside of smartphone games but I guess we are living in the future after all

Please Hammer Stop Hurting 'Em (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 24 February 2021 16:28 (three months ago) link

Read some pornographic books?

it's like edging for your mind (the table is the table), Monday, 1 March 2021 21:54 (three months ago) link

wierd cave

Their 2009 tape on Sacred Bones was killer

it's like edging for your mind (the table is the table), Monday, 1 March 2021 21:55 (three months ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/EMFdmXd.jpg

pplains, Tuesday, 9 March 2021 00:42 (three months ago) link

damn

looks like you could comfortably sit in that chair for days

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 01:08 (three months ago) link

it what the founding fathers would of wanted

Stefan Twerkelle (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 9 March 2021 01:11 (three months ago) link

Holy shit @ those Emperor and Beauties ads.

pomenitul, Tuesday, 9 March 2021 01:14 (three months ago) link

two months pass...

worth the wait!

parenthetically yours, (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 18 May 2021 15:31 (one month ago) link

I'm fascinated by the illustrated woman's studied defecation form (rest forearms upon thighs and grip the knees firmly) and the fact that she apparently removes her shirt entirely before engaging in the act. The tease about a healthier way of cleansing the anus is just gravy imo.

Slime Goobody (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 18 May 2021 15:56 (one month ago) link

eh?

walking to reduce tommy pic.twitter.com/eePcQ48vn4

— maya kosoff (@mekosoff) May 18, 2021

frogbs, Tuesday, 18 May 2021 15:57 (one month ago) link

xp the shirt comes off but the pants stay mostly on!

epistantophus, Tuesday, 18 May 2021 16:04 (one month ago) link

Yeah, I'm not confident that she's provided enough clearance to avoid having to wash those yoga pants afterward.

Slime Goobody (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 18 May 2021 16:15 (one month ago) link

xpost When you meet the buddha in the road, swallow him.

Slime Goobody (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 18 May 2021 16:16 (one month ago) link

those aren't yoga pants, that's a poopsack, c'mon

Feta Van Cheese (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 18 May 2021 17:27 (one month ago) link

OMG, I just realized she also has the seat up and is sitting on the actual rim of the toilet. Layers upon layers in this thing.

Slime Goobody (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 18 May 2021 17:38 (one month ago) link

there are bidet knobs on the side

Feta Van Cheese (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 18 May 2021 17:39 (one month ago) link

those aren't yoga pants, that's a poopsack, c'mon

where i'm from, we use socks

parenthetically yours, (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 18 May 2021 17:45 (one month ago) link

to poop in, i mean

parenthetically yours, (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 18 May 2021 17:45 (one month ago) link

(I think it's a bidet ad but I don't want to acknowledge any part of the image that actually makes sense.)

Slime Goobody (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 18 May 2021 17:46 (one month ago) link

wait a second, though. why is the person sitting directly on the toilet? the lid is up. not the solid lid that you might put down if you wanted another solid surface to eat breakfast on. the lid below that, the one you can sit and defecate through. why did they put that up? is that where the extra health comes from?

parenthetically yours, (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 18 May 2021 18:13 (one month ago) link

That must be why she kept her pants up; the rim of the toilet was too cold or something.

epistantophus, Tuesday, 18 May 2021 18:20 (one month ago) link

Although I’m starting to think it’s all about the footrest, not necessarily the bidet. The bidet could be a red herring here.

epistantophus, Tuesday, 18 May 2021 18:22 (one month ago) link

*sits on edge of cold rimmed bidet*
"god i'm cold! this damn bidet!"
*pulls up pants halfway over asshole for warmth*

parenthetically yours, (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 18 May 2021 18:25 (one month ago) link

there was a tushy bidet ad on reddit the other day that was actually about eating ass. sorry I didn't preserve it for the thread.

peace, man, Tuesday, 18 May 2021 19:44 (one month ago) link

♪♫A natural beauty should be preserved like a monument to nature♪♫♪

parenthetically yours, (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 18 May 2021 19:46 (one month ago) link

looking for some cleanliness
but there is only filthiness
to fiiiiiiind

wipe to the left
wipe to the right
lookin downstairs
messy behind

Feta Van Cheese (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 18 May 2021 22:00 (one month ago) link

I knew this internet ad would pay dividends as well as raising eyebrows

Slime Goobody (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 18 May 2021 22:09 (one month ago) link

cleansing the anus is just gravy

fp'd

assert (MatthewK), Wednesday, 19 May 2021 01:42 (one month ago) link

three weeks pass...

idk, seems pretty straightforward

cat, Saturday, 12 June 2021 10:26 (one week ago) link


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