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i've noticed lately that the internet is going crazy about a lot of things. usually i hear about them at the bottom of articles.

so what do we think of this tanner???

http://i.imgur.com/tf0AQ4G.jpg

can't believe she did that herself!

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 16:16 (seven years ago) link

i'm particularly taken by her orange shirt

PORC EPIC SAVVAGE (imago), Wednesday, 8 April 2015 16:18 (seven years ago) link

Family Feud question in the making: name things that send internet into a frenzy.

Giant Purple Wakerobin (Aimless), Wednesday, 8 April 2015 16:25 (seven years ago) link

Unless it broke the internet, I'm not impressed.

jmm, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 16:27 (seven years ago) link

This extremely sad college piccolo player has sent the internet into a frenzy

Is It Any Wonder I'm Not the (President Keyes), Wednesday, 8 April 2015 17:18 (seven years ago) link

one month passes...

scott iirc

an absolute feast of hardcore fanboy LOLs surrounding (imago), Wednesday, 13 May 2015 16:19 (seven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/eieb3RK.jpg

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 26 May 2015 17:19 (seven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/xFyleGY.jpg

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 26 May 2015 21:39 (seven years ago) link

We've all been there.

from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Tuesday, 26 May 2015 22:17 (seven years ago) link

we're still down there, in fact.

he quipped with heat (amateurist), Tuesday, 26 May 2015 22:30 (seven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/m52cP6s.jpg

Karl Malone, Thursday, 28 May 2015 19:15 (seven years ago) link

one month passes...

http://i.imgur.com/ecwecZ7.jpg

1992 ball boy (Karl Malone), Thursday, 9 July 2015 20:44 (six years ago) link

it's made entirely of hair

Mordy, Thursday, 9 July 2015 20:52 (six years ago) link

yes, but science

1992 ball boy (Karl Malone), Thursday, 9 July 2015 20:56 (six years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/hhEwWwc.jpg

Devilock, Thursday, 9 July 2015 21:07 (six years ago) link

Next: Scientists find source of Addams Family popularity

The Sniper, Thursday, 9 July 2015 21:13 (six years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/WNIdQp2.jpg

1992 ball boy (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 14 July 2015 20:55 (six years ago) link

the scientists have warned her that a face that beautiful is too dangerous for humanity, we must be shielded from its effects

j., Tuesday, 14 July 2015 22:21 (six years ago) link

Thought this was going to be about this crap which the Indy keeps trying to push as an actual story:

http://i100.independent.co.uk/article/marks-and-spencer-didnt-give-an-elderly-couple-two-tea-bags-and-people-on-facebook-cant-cope--bk6seXyCzg

ailsa, Wednesday, 15 July 2015 10:43 (six years ago) link

four weeks pass...

http://i.imgur.com/hdBaqoB.jpg

1993 ball boy (Karl Malone), Thursday, 13 August 2015 19:32 (six years ago) link

I see that one a lot and it always irks me -- a woman who is pretty and has long red hair shatters my definition of beauty?

five six and (man alive), Thursday, 13 August 2015 19:46 (six years ago) link

xpost She's actually a few boxes of cookies stapled together

Why because she True and Interesting (President Keyes), Friday, 14 August 2015 13:55 (six years ago) link

one month passes...

http://i.imgur.com/48mf1n4.jpg

1998 ball boy (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 6 October 2015 20:48 (six years ago) link

one year passes...
four months pass...

http://i.imgur.com/OHNAqzr.png

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 15 March 2017 04:18 (five years ago) link

i think they meant to caption it with

The Next Step In Evolution
Are You Ready?

JoeStork, Wednesday, 15 March 2017 04:22 (five years ago) link

This photo stumped four
Professors and their
Children as well

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 15 March 2017 04:29 (five years ago) link

"Dafuq?" didn't make it past the subeditor.

attention vampire (MatthewK), Wednesday, 15 March 2017 10:56 (five years ago) link

Barron Trump's IQ completely stunned the world today

frogbs, Wednesday, 15 March 2017 11:41 (five years ago) link

one month passes...

http://i.imgur.com/UO6ocsm.png

Karl Malone, Saturday, 22 April 2017 16:59 (five years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/cNOtJZD.png

Karl Malone, Monday, 24 April 2017 16:21 (five years ago) link

what color is the dress

flappy bird, Monday, 24 April 2017 18:34 (five years ago) link

one year passes...

i made a bad title for this thread. it's supposed to be about intersting internet ads.

https://i.imgur.com/9ox3qFt.png

Karl Malone, Thursday, 7 February 2019 20:48 (three years ago) link

three weeks pass...

https://i.imgur.com/b3nzjnJ.png

Karl Malone, Thursday, 28 February 2019 20:35 (three years ago) link

five months pass...

https://i.imgur.com/cGTOUbY.png

pplains, Sunday, 11 August 2019 02:41 (two years ago) link

and Don't Forget to Die

pplains, Sunday, 11 August 2019 02:42 (two years ago) link

very nice

flappy bird, Sunday, 11 August 2019 05:19 (two years ago) link

um what

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6BbMRPFNwE

frogbs, Monday, 12 August 2019 14:03 (two years ago) link

lol

Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 12 August 2019 14:10 (two years ago) link

Fun for the (whole) family.

pomenitul, Monday, 12 August 2019 14:13 (two years ago) link

six months pass...

not gonna lie, i kind of want that hat. especially if the text is pre-distorted so that it's only legible from the angle shown in the image above, but looks crazy from any other angle

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 19 February 2020 19:53 (two years ago) link

it's cool how you're just allowed to straight up lie in online advertisements. i see versions of this ad almost every day, always with today's date as the date that trump has ended yet another obama-era program

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 19 February 2020 19:54 (two years ago) link

ten months pass...

https://i.imgur.com/GSUQUwt.png

Karl Malone, Friday, 8 January 2021 23:18 (one year ago) link

three weeks pass...

U.S. ilxors will be familiar with the experience of a product making us all go crazy. it happened just three weeks ago, with the ^^muama ryoko,^^

well, get ready because here we go again

https://i.imgur.com/6vEbPlV.png

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 2 February 2021 21:39 (one year ago) link

anybody got their pair yet? i believe they're called the VisionFocus

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 2 February 2021 21:40 (one year ago) link

25 EXTREME the worst! can you believe it, game over!

Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 27 July 2021 18:17 (ten months ago) link

they also liked to me for years, mike

Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Tuesday, 27 July 2021 18:25 (ten months ago) link

lied

Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Tuesday, 27 July 2021 18:25 (ten months ago) link

UpbeatNews

treeship., Tuesday, 27 July 2021 18:27 (ten months ago) link

'they also liked to me for years', says map

map

Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 27 July 2021 18:33 (ten months ago) link

two weeks pass...

https://i.imgur.com/jmkKfay.png

don't crush my core plz

Believe me, grow a lemon tree. (ledge), Friday, 13 August 2021 08:27 (ten months ago) link

four weeks pass...

RT 🔁

— Hopper (@hopper) February 26, 2021

I keep getting this ad on my feed and it’s about to give me a stroke. Who is choosing between buying groceries and booking a 5-star hotel? Where is a person with literally no money going to go?

frogbs, Saturday, 11 September 2021 00:14 (nine months ago) link

lol, wait does the original ad include the "my last $42" part?

"HYYOOOOOOONK!" is the sound I make (Karl Malone), Saturday, 11 September 2021 00:16 (nine months ago) link

Hope Hopper paid the copyrights for using that screencap!

pplains, Saturday, 11 September 2021 00:21 (nine months ago) link

I assume you only have $42 left because you already bought all the booze you'll need to drink yourself to death, so why not exit this world in a 5-star hotel room? Thanks, the Hopper app!

Marty J. Bilge (Old Lunch), Saturday, 11 September 2021 00:29 (nine months ago) link

one month passes...

Ummmmmmmmmmmm

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/2c/f5/15/2cf51596bb7479989e87f57a418cc795.jpg

Donald Fhtagen (Old Lunch), Friday, 15 October 2021 13:13 (eight months ago) link

This is from a parody site, right?

https://i.imgflip.com/5dbpfd.jpg

Right?

pplains, Friday, 15 October 2021 13:27 (eight months ago) link

It was sponsored by Luvs and linked directly to the Luvs website. Maybe someone is trying to get fired?

Donald Fhtagen (Old Lunch), Friday, 15 October 2021 13:31 (eight months ago) link

That Charmin Bear has a lot to answer for.

pplains, Friday, 15 October 2021 13:57 (eight months ago) link

I mean tbf the tp companies for years now have been inching ever closer to explicitly acknowledging the primary use of their product. I thoroughly expect to see a soiled wad of bumwipe featured in a commercial sometime before I perish.

Donald Fhtagen (Old Lunch), Friday, 15 October 2021 14:24 (eight months ago) link

my dear friend has a nice thread of some of these that he's encountered

running thread of clickbait ads i've enjoyed pic.twitter.com/LU7CglNgQ8

— prefab clout (@aunty_warhol) September 4, 2021

I'm a sovereign jizz citizen (the table is the table), Friday, 15 October 2021 17:29 (eight months ago) link

^clever way to leverage clickbait ads into secondary clickbait for your twitter account

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Friday, 15 October 2021 17:49 (eight months ago) link

"pro level"

Gardyloominati (Neanderthal), Friday, 15 October 2021 17:50 (eight months ago) link

he really is a fun and funny guy

I'm a sovereign jizz citizen (the table is the table), Friday, 15 October 2021 21:07 (eight months ago) link

question 1 - what was your highest level of education

Gardyloominati (Neanderthal), Monday, 25 October 2021 13:45 (eight months ago) link

lol

(a picture of a defecating pig) (Old Lunch), Monday, 25 October 2021 14:35 (eight months ago) link

four weeks pass...

https://i.imgur.com/p4DqSIT.png

what are they trying to tell me? how could this possibly result in money for them, if i stop wearing underwear?

just staying (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 24 November 2021 02:58 (seven months ago) link

you have to buy a naked body to sleep in, that's how they get ya

Clay, Wednesday, 24 November 2021 03:03 (seven months ago) link

perhaps the point of the ads is to convince you to *continue* wearing underwear

frogbs, Wednesday, 24 November 2021 03:07 (seven months ago) link

this is clearly an organized campaign by Big Underpants Gnome

a swift, a shrike, a kite, a (cat), Wednesday, 24 November 2021 03:08 (seven months ago) link

but all i see, if i stop wearing underwear, is an attractive woman and some really soft underwear (not mine, but they look very nice)

just staying (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 24 November 2021 03:11 (seven months ago) link

that doesn't seem so bad. so, i guess i'll stop wearing underwear then

just staying (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 24 November 2021 03:11 (seven months ago) link

That underwear was originally white

Cool Im An Situation (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 24 November 2021 04:02 (seven months ago) link

and what about the body
dear god

just staying (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 24 November 2021 04:09 (seven months ago) link

maybe i'm reading them wrong. they say

WHEN YOU START
SLEEPING NAKED,
THIS IS WHAT WILL
HAPPEN

and

WHAT HAPPENS TO
YOUR BODY WHEN
YOU STOP WEARING
UNDERWEAR

maybe those are actually questions, put out there without question marks, by someone out there searching for an answer? that would make more sense, as far as what would be the point of the ad, then they currently stand

just staying (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 24 November 2021 04:12 (seven months ago) link

it's like, when i start sleeping naked, maybe this will happen? (an attractive woman rests peacefully by my side) possibly?

and man, though, what DOES happen to your body when you stop wearing underwear, anyway?

just staying (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 24 November 2021 04:13 (seven months ago) link

when there's no more room in pants, farts will walk the earth

Cool Im An Situation (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 24 November 2021 04:20 (seven months ago) link

one month passes...

Placing luggage in a hotel room's bathtub has a legitimate purpose.

Kim Kimberly, Thursday, 13 January 2022 06:45 (five months ago) link

But the toilet paper thing doesn't.

Kim Kimberly, Thursday, 13 January 2022 06:49 (five months ago) link

Kind of? In the bathtub instance one could get the same benefit from leaving the bags in the car until you've inspected the room.

they were written with a ouija board and a rhyming dictionary (Neanderthal), Thursday, 13 January 2022 14:44 (five months ago) link

The chances of a hotel room having bedbugs is small, just like the size of the creatures.

pplains, Thursday, 13 January 2022 18:45 (five months ago) link

this raises concerns about the likelihood of finding a grizzly bear in the room

assert (matttkkkk), Thursday, 13 January 2022 18:52 (five months ago) link

my eyebrow is raised tbf

Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Thursday, 13 January 2022 19:26 (five months ago) link

The article contained several odd household tricks. One claimed it would be good to put hairbrushes in the dishwasher. Another advised about pouring various liquids down the drain, which we covered in two previous fact checks about dish soap and salt. We also found a questionable oven cleaning tip, plus purported bread uses, which we also covered in the past.

On page 41, which was the last page, a toilet paper roll trick was finally revealed. However, it had nothing to do with placing it under a toilet seat at night. It simply advised to attach a cardboard roll to a vacuum cleaner hose to reach crevices.

The 41-page article never mentioned a word about why to always place a toilet paper roll under a toilet seat at night. It was nothing but clickbait. We clicked “next page” 40 times so you don’t have to.

We looked to home improvement websites such as BobVila.com to see if there was perhaps a legitimate purpose for the toilet paper roll or a red cup going under the seat. However, we found no such tips, tricks, or “life hacks.”

After this story was published, a reader sent in a tip that said an empty toilet paper roll propping up the seat might be a helpful warning to the next person to enter the stall that there’s no toilet paper.

Karl Malone, Thursday, 13 January 2022 20:04 (five months ago) link

The other way to tell the next person is to wipe your ass with all of the guest towels

they were written with a ouija board and a rhyming dictionary (Neanderthal), Thursday, 13 January 2022 20:34 (five months ago) link

two months pass...

Why not make it weird this Mother's Day.

https://i.redd.it/8b10knd72ro81.jpg

When the Pain That You Feel is the Bite of an Eel, That's a Moray (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 23 March 2022 12:59 (three months ago) link

two months pass...

https://i.imgur.com/WxkWSuB.png

Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Monday, 20 June 2022 18:23 (five days ago) link

The Only 3 Body Parts You Need...

my ride-or-die team of 3 is: hand, eye, brain

Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Monday, 20 June 2022 18:24 (five days ago) link

willing to sub out the brain for something else, depending on how shitty the rest of life is in this theoretical place

Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Monday, 20 June 2022 18:25 (five days ago) link

xpost Good choices. If you relinquish your vagina you don't have to worry about what to feed it.

as far as dried boogers go, if you're looking to "fix" them then you're also "missing out on a burgeoning 'can't miss' market of secondary booger sales"

Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Monday, 20 June 2022 18:33 (five days ago) link

the #1 sign that fungus is taking over your body is that you've noticed that Second Lieutenant Mushroom Man is really crabby lately

Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Monday, 20 June 2022 18:34 (five days ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/SAF0S4j.png

budo jeru, Saturday, 25 June 2022 03:02 (seventeen hours ago) link


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