internet ads that raise an eyebrow

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i've noticed lately that the internet is going crazy about a lot of things. usually i hear about them at the bottom of articles.

so what do we think of this tanner???

http://i.imgur.com/tf0AQ4G.jpg

can't believe she did that herself!

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 16:16 (six years ago) link

i'm particularly taken by her orange shirt

PORC EPIC SAVVAGE (imago), Wednesday, 8 April 2015 16:18 (six years ago) link

Family Feud question in the making: name things that send internet into a frenzy.

Giant Purple Wakerobin (Aimless), Wednesday, 8 April 2015 16:25 (six years ago) link

Unless it broke the internet, I'm not impressed.

jmm, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 16:27 (six years ago) link

This extremely sad college piccolo player has sent the internet into a frenzy

Is It Any Wonder I'm Not the (President Keyes), Wednesday, 8 April 2015 17:18 (six years ago) link

one month passes...

scott iirc

an absolute feast of hardcore fanboy LOLs surrounding (imago), Wednesday, 13 May 2015 16:19 (six years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/eieb3RK.jpg

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 26 May 2015 17:19 (six years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/xFyleGY.jpg

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 26 May 2015 21:39 (six years ago) link

We've all been there.

from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Tuesday, 26 May 2015 22:17 (six years ago) link

we're still down there, in fact.

he quipped with heat (amateurist), Tuesday, 26 May 2015 22:30 (six years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/m52cP6s.jpg

Karl Malone, Thursday, 28 May 2015 19:15 (six years ago) link

one month passes...

http://i.imgur.com/ecwecZ7.jpg

1992 ball boy (Karl Malone), Thursday, 9 July 2015 20:44 (six years ago) link

it's made entirely of hair

Mordy, Thursday, 9 July 2015 20:52 (six years ago) link

yes, but science

1992 ball boy (Karl Malone), Thursday, 9 July 2015 20:56 (six years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/hhEwWwc.jpg

Devilock, Thursday, 9 July 2015 21:07 (six years ago) link

Next: Scientists find source of Addams Family popularity

The Sniper, Thursday, 9 July 2015 21:13 (six years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/WNIdQp2.jpg

1992 ball boy (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 14 July 2015 20:55 (six years ago) link

the scientists have warned her that a face that beautiful is too dangerous for humanity, we must be shielded from its effects

j., Tuesday, 14 July 2015 22:21 (six years ago) link

Thought this was going to be about this crap which the Indy keeps trying to push as an actual story:

http://i100.independent.co.uk/article/marks-and-spencer-didnt-give-an-elderly-couple-two-tea-bags-and-people-on-facebook-cant-cope--bk6seXyCzg

ailsa, Wednesday, 15 July 2015 10:43 (six years ago) link

four weeks pass...

http://i.imgur.com/hdBaqoB.jpg

1993 ball boy (Karl Malone), Thursday, 13 August 2015 19:32 (six years ago) link

I see that one a lot and it always irks me -- a woman who is pretty and has long red hair shatters my definition of beauty?

five six and (man alive), Thursday, 13 August 2015 19:46 (six years ago) link

xpost She's actually a few boxes of cookies stapled together

Why because she True and Interesting (President Keyes), Friday, 14 August 2015 13:55 (six years ago) link

one month passes...

http://i.imgur.com/48mf1n4.jpg

1998 ball boy (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 6 October 2015 20:48 (six years ago) link

one year passes...
four months pass...

http://i.imgur.com/OHNAqzr.png

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 15 March 2017 04:18 (four years ago) link

i think they meant to caption it with

The Next Step In Evolution
Are You Ready?

JoeStork, Wednesday, 15 March 2017 04:22 (four years ago) link

This photo stumped four
Professors and their
Children as well

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 15 March 2017 04:29 (four years ago) link

"Dafuq?" didn't make it past the subeditor.

attention vampire (MatthewK), Wednesday, 15 March 2017 10:56 (four years ago) link

Barron Trump's IQ completely stunned the world today

frogbs, Wednesday, 15 March 2017 11:41 (four years ago) link

one month passes...

http://i.imgur.com/UO6ocsm.png

Karl Malone, Saturday, 22 April 2017 16:59 (four years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/cNOtJZD.png

Karl Malone, Monday, 24 April 2017 16:21 (four years ago) link

what color is the dress

flappy bird, Monday, 24 April 2017 18:34 (four years ago) link

one year passes...

i made a bad title for this thread. it's supposed to be about intersting internet ads.

https://i.imgur.com/9ox3qFt.png

Karl Malone, Thursday, 7 February 2019 20:48 (two years ago) link

three weeks pass...

https://i.imgur.com/b3nzjnJ.png

Karl Malone, Thursday, 28 February 2019 20:35 (two years ago) link

five months pass...

https://i.imgur.com/cGTOUbY.png

pplains, Sunday, 11 August 2019 02:41 (two years ago) link

and Don't Forget to Die

pplains, Sunday, 11 August 2019 02:42 (two years ago) link

very nice

flappy bird, Sunday, 11 August 2019 05:19 (two years ago) link

um what

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6BbMRPFNwE

frogbs, Monday, 12 August 2019 14:03 (two years ago) link

lol

Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 12 August 2019 14:10 (two years ago) link

Fun for the (whole) family.

pomenitul, Monday, 12 August 2019 14:13 (two years ago) link

six months pass...

not gonna lie, i kind of want that hat. especially if the text is pre-distorted so that it's only legible from the angle shown in the image above, but looks crazy from any other angle

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 19 February 2020 19:53 (one year ago) link

it's cool how you're just allowed to straight up lie in online advertisements. i see versions of this ad almost every day, always with today's date as the date that trump has ended yet another obama-era program

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 19 February 2020 19:54 (one year ago) link

ten months pass...

https://i.imgur.com/GSUQUwt.png

Karl Malone, Friday, 8 January 2021 23:18 (ten months ago) link

three weeks pass...

U.S. ilxors will be familiar with the experience of a product making us all go crazy. it happened just three weeks ago, with the ^^muama ryoko,^^

well, get ready because here we go again

https://i.imgur.com/6vEbPlV.png

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 2 February 2021 21:39 (ten months ago) link

anybody got their pair yet? i believe they're called the VisionFocus

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 2 February 2021 21:40 (ten months ago) link

OMG, I just realized she also has the seat up and is sitting on the actual rim of the toilet. Layers upon layers in this thing.

Slime Goobody (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 18 May 2021 17:38 (six months ago) link

there are bidet knobs on the side

Feta Van Cheese (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 18 May 2021 17:39 (six months ago) link

those aren't yoga pants, that's a poopsack, c'mon

where i'm from, we use socks

parenthetically yours, (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 18 May 2021 17:45 (six months ago) link

to poop in, i mean

parenthetically yours, (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 18 May 2021 17:45 (six months ago) link

(I think it's a bidet ad but I don't want to acknowledge any part of the image that actually makes sense.)

Slime Goobody (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 18 May 2021 17:46 (six months ago) link

wait a second, though. why is the person sitting directly on the toilet? the lid is up. not the solid lid that you might put down if you wanted another solid surface to eat breakfast on. the lid below that, the one you can sit and defecate through. why did they put that up? is that where the extra health comes from?

parenthetically yours, (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 18 May 2021 18:13 (six months ago) link

That must be why she kept her pants up; the rim of the toilet was too cold or something.

epistantophus, Tuesday, 18 May 2021 18:20 (six months ago) link

Although I’m starting to think it’s all about the footrest, not necessarily the bidet. The bidet could be a red herring here.

epistantophus, Tuesday, 18 May 2021 18:22 (six months ago) link

*sits on edge of cold rimmed bidet*
"god i'm cold! this damn bidet!"
*pulls up pants halfway over asshole for warmth*

parenthetically yours, (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 18 May 2021 18:25 (six months ago) link

there was a tushy bidet ad on reddit the other day that was actually about eating ass. sorry I didn't preserve it for the thread.

peace, man, Tuesday, 18 May 2021 19:44 (six months ago) link

♪♫A natural beauty should be preserved like a monument to nature♪♫♪

parenthetically yours, (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 18 May 2021 19:46 (six months ago) link

looking for some cleanliness
but there is only filthiness
to fiiiiiiind

wipe to the left
wipe to the right
lookin downstairs
messy behind

Feta Van Cheese (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 18 May 2021 22:00 (six months ago) link

I knew this internet ad would pay dividends as well as raising eyebrows

Slime Goobody (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 18 May 2021 22:09 (six months ago) link

cleansing the anus is just gravy

fp'd

assert (MatthewK), Wednesday, 19 May 2021 01:42 (six months ago) link

three weeks pass...

idk, seems pretty straightforward

cat, Saturday, 12 June 2021 10:26 (five months ago) link

one month passes...

https://i.imgur.com/gMOYrMe.png

Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 27 July 2021 18:16 (four months ago) link

25 EXTREME the worst! can you believe it, game over!

Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 27 July 2021 18:17 (four months ago) link

they also liked to me for years, mike

Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Tuesday, 27 July 2021 18:25 (four months ago) link

lied

Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Tuesday, 27 July 2021 18:25 (four months ago) link

UpbeatNews

treeship., Tuesday, 27 July 2021 18:27 (four months ago) link

'they also liked to me for years', says map

map

Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 27 July 2021 18:33 (four months ago) link

two weeks pass...

https://i.imgur.com/jmkKfay.png

don't crush my core plz

Believe me, grow a lemon tree. (ledge), Friday, 13 August 2021 08:27 (three months ago) link

four weeks pass...

RT 🔁

— Hopper (@hopper) February 26, 2021

I keep getting this ad on my feed and it’s about to give me a stroke. Who is choosing between buying groceries and booking a 5-star hotel? Where is a person with literally no money going to go?

frogbs, Saturday, 11 September 2021 00:14 (two months ago) link

lol, wait does the original ad include the "my last $42" part?

"HYYOOOOOOONK!" is the sound I make (Karl Malone), Saturday, 11 September 2021 00:16 (two months ago) link

Hope Hopper paid the copyrights for using that screencap!

pplains, Saturday, 11 September 2021 00:21 (two months ago) link

I assume you only have $42 left because you already bought all the booze you'll need to drink yourself to death, so why not exit this world in a 5-star hotel room? Thanks, the Hopper app!

Marty J. Bilge (Old Lunch), Saturday, 11 September 2021 00:29 (two months ago) link

one month passes...

This is from a parody site, right?

https://i.imgflip.com/5dbpfd.jpg

Right?

pplains, Friday, 15 October 2021 13:27 (one month ago) link

It was sponsored by Luvs and linked directly to the Luvs website. Maybe someone is trying to get fired?

Donald Fhtagen (Old Lunch), Friday, 15 October 2021 13:31 (one month ago) link

That Charmin Bear has a lot to answer for.

pplains, Friday, 15 October 2021 13:57 (one month ago) link

I mean tbf the tp companies for years now have been inching ever closer to explicitly acknowledging the primary use of their product. I thoroughly expect to see a soiled wad of bumwipe featured in a commercial sometime before I perish.

Donald Fhtagen (Old Lunch), Friday, 15 October 2021 14:24 (one month ago) link

my dear friend has a nice thread of some of these that he's encountered

running thread of clickbait ads i've enjoyed pic.twitter.com/LU7CglNgQ8

— prefab clout (@aunty_warhol) September 4, 2021

I'm a sovereign jizz citizen (the table is the table), Friday, 15 October 2021 17:29 (one month ago) link

^clever way to leverage clickbait ads into secondary clickbait for your twitter account

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Friday, 15 October 2021 17:49 (one month ago) link

"pro level"

Gardyloominati (Neanderthal), Friday, 15 October 2021 17:50 (one month ago) link

he really is a fun and funny guy

I'm a sovereign jizz citizen (the table is the table), Friday, 15 October 2021 21:07 (one month ago) link

question 1 - what was your highest level of education

Gardyloominati (Neanderthal), Monday, 25 October 2021 13:45 (one month ago) link

lol

(a picture of a defecating pig) (Old Lunch), Monday, 25 October 2021 14:35 (one month ago) link

four weeks pass...

https://i.imgur.com/p4DqSIT.png

what are they trying to tell me? how could this possibly result in money for them, if i stop wearing underwear?

just staying (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 24 November 2021 02:58 (one week ago) link

you have to buy a naked body to sleep in, that's how they get ya

Clay, Wednesday, 24 November 2021 03:03 (one week ago) link

perhaps the point of the ads is to convince you to *continue* wearing underwear

frogbs, Wednesday, 24 November 2021 03:07 (one week ago) link

this is clearly an organized campaign by Big Underpants Gnome

a swift, a shrike, a kite, a (cat), Wednesday, 24 November 2021 03:08 (one week ago) link

but all i see, if i stop wearing underwear, is an attractive woman and some really soft underwear (not mine, but they look very nice)

just staying (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 24 November 2021 03:11 (one week ago) link

that doesn't seem so bad. so, i guess i'll stop wearing underwear then

just staying (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 24 November 2021 03:11 (one week ago) link

That underwear was originally white

Cool Im An Situation (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 24 November 2021 04:02 (one week ago) link

and what about the body
dear god

just staying (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 24 November 2021 04:09 (one week ago) link

maybe i'm reading them wrong. they say

WHEN YOU START
SLEEPING NAKED,
THIS IS WHAT WILL
HAPPEN

and

WHAT HAPPENS TO
YOUR BODY WHEN
YOU STOP WEARING
UNDERWEAR

maybe those are actually questions, put out there without question marks, by someone out there searching for an answer? that would make more sense, as far as what would be the point of the ad, then they currently stand

just staying (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 24 November 2021 04:12 (one week ago) link

it's like, when i start sleeping naked, maybe this will happen? (an attractive woman rests peacefully by my side) possibly?

and man, though, what DOES happen to your body when you stop wearing underwear, anyway?

just staying (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 24 November 2021 04:13 (one week ago) link

when there's no more room in pants, farts will walk the earth

Cool Im An Situation (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 24 November 2021 04:20 (one week ago) link


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