Alex SF enjoys anal congress with goats

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he does, also he hates opera

― anthony easton (anthony), Tuesday, 15 October 2002 16:59 (twenty-one years ago) link

"anal congress" = "sticking a gavel in your ass and shouting 'The representative from Nebraska is OUT OF ORDER!!!'"

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 15 October 2002 17:07 (twenty-one years ago) link

Anthony, I would just like to say on behalf of all the people who are appalled by social insensitivity of Vice Magazine. . . dude, you are like being so faggy right now.

(Dammit Dan, my NAME is at the top of this thread! At least let me get a fucking chance to make the obvious joke before you HORN (oops, GOAT PUN) in and steal all the glory for yourself.)

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 15 October 2002 17:38 (twenty-one years ago) link

Dan's nature is to appear when least expected and say what is least desired. This is what makes him lovable.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 15 October 2002 17:43 (twenty-one years ago) link

Least expected? As soon as I saw the title, I was like "Dan oWnZ this thread".

― Vinnie (vprabhu), Tuesday, 15 October 2002 18:50 (twenty-one years ago) link

I'm disappointed, Dan. Not even a HINT of a Dick Armey gangbang joke?

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 15 October 2002 19:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

I can't make EVERY obvious joke!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 15 October 2002 19:02 (twenty-one years ago) link

Yes you can. And you embrace them of your own free will and do unattractive things to them. ;-)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 15 October 2002 19:21 (twenty-one years ago) link

I just want to thank everyone (especially Anthony) for not mentioning that I lure goats onto my b*s and b*ng them (anally, of course). My mom occassionally googles my name and um the words goats and anal and I CAN'T IMAGINE what she would think if she came upon this thread and found out about my livestock based porn career.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 15 October 2002 23:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

Elvis would have approved.

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Tuesday, 15 October 2002 23:04 (twenty-one years ago) link

I dunno dood.. I mean, the way Alex just smacks the goats asses makes me think there's like lots of conviction in what he does, and he really gets IN THERE when he's dirving it home dont you know it.. theres just too much effort involved in a lot of the accion, thats all Im saying..... I wouldn't be shocked if Alexs anal congress was REAL is all im saying

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 15 October 2002 23:11 (twenty-one years ago) link

But do the goats appreciate it?

― j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 15 October 2002 23:14 (twenty-one years ago) link

Why wouldn't they?!?! Hot XXX ANAL action is always appreciated!

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 15 October 2002 23:18 (twenty-one years ago) link

Just don't ask about the feta cheese.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 16 October 2002 00:09 (twenty-one years ago) link

Thats why goats are called nature's president!

― Mandee, Wednesday, 16 October 2002 01:03 (twenty-one years ago) link

Hot XXX ANAL action is always appreciated!

I'll remember those words.

― Sean (Sean), Wednesday, 16 October 2002 01:11 (twenty-one years ago) link

Can't wait for the next SF meet-up...

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 16 October 2002 01:12 (twenty-one years ago) link

Will you wear something special?

― Sean (Sean), Wednesday, 16 October 2002 01:43 (twenty-one years ago) link

No, I'll just tattoo "Hot XXX ANAL action" on my person somewhere.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 16 October 2002 02:04 (twenty-one years ago) link

i feel bad taking the post after this, when i'm sure dan is busy somewhere

― boxcubed (boxcubed), Wednesday, 16 October 2002 02:38 (twenty-one years ago) link

Shame on you.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 16 October 2002 03:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

dan you can get "exit only" tattooed above your buttocks to work in tandem with ned.

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 16 October 2002 03:17 (twenty-one years ago) link

Mmm, it all sounds so good.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 16 October 2002 03:37 (twenty-one years ago) link

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