Old ILX Posts Which Continue To Haunt Your Thoughts

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Tuomas wrote this on thread crush archetypes on board I Love Everything on Sep 25, 2007

"Thass a noice vageen!"

i can't get it out of my head

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 7 January 2015 21:30 (five years ago) link

lock thread

the farakhan of gg (DJP), Wednesday, 7 January 2015 21:32 (five years ago) link

three months pass...

fine go ahead and don't eat your groceries seems pretty wasteful tho
― j., Saturday, April 4, 2015

just keep thinking about how poor kevin's groceries slowly mold and turn to dust

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Friday, 10 April 2015 16:30 (five years ago) link

two weeks pass...

when i see people with different colored hats i think "look at all your different colored hats!"

― schwww im tired (harbl), Saturday, December 6, 2008 2:18 PM (6 years ago)

gr8080, Thursday, 30 April 2015 15:24 (four years ago) link

Coldplay's new album is great btw and I don't know what critics are hearing

not to derail thread just someone mentioned 'em lol so I thought I'd sneak it in there. plus I dunno if a thread for 'em exists

― nova, Tuesday, May 20, 2014 7:23 PM (11 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

marcos, Thursday, 30 April 2015 15:27 (four years ago) link

those are the magic words to obtain a pazz n jop invitation

carles the jekyll (imago), Thursday, 30 April 2015 15:29 (four years ago) link

this one needs a little context:

So get what together?

― Stevolende, Monday, April 15, 2013 1:56 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

all of *waves hand upward* that

― zero dark (s1ocki), Monday, April 15, 2013 9:31 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark

ryan, Thursday, 30 April 2015 15:30 (four years ago) link

three weeks pass...

If people know who you are and you suddenly appear out of the fog in sunglasses and a fright wig, people are going to be curious and they are going to ask questions.

this has haunted thoughts all day and ive no idea why

thoughts you made second posts about (darraghmac), Tuesday, 26 May 2015 23:13 (four years ago) link

Can't stop thinking about...

(teaching 4 and 5 year olds about herbi-/carni-/omnivores)

kid: "which ones is a cat?"
me: "let's think about it. what do cats eat?"
kid: "creme de la creme"

― jello my future biafriend (roxymuzak), Friday, 8 May 2015 16:55 (3 weeks ago) Permalink

hongro strulkington (dog latin), Tuesday, 2 June 2015 10:57 (four years ago) link

lol, that's a good one

strangled whelps (imago), Tuesday, 2 June 2015 12:17 (four years ago) link

WHA BLO WIT CHICHI FASSYMON TALKIN BOUT YARDA MAN

NONE U FASS KNO NUFFIN BOUT THE YARDCORE SOUND

U KNO NUFFIN TILL U HEARD EZ SMASHIN IT IN FLESH AND B-LIVE ROLLIN KRIS OVER A 4BEAT LIK WIT X AMOUNT A CRACKMAN YARDIES MASHIN UP INSIDE THE ARENA

ALLOW DIS FORUM

― HUNTA-D, Thursday, 1 August 2002 01:00 (12 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Oh do shut up.

― Tim, Thursday, 1 August 2002 01:00 (12 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The Fields of Karlhenry (nakhchivan), Friday, 12 June 2015 02:53 (four years ago) link

lol

licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Friday, 12 June 2015 14:31 (four years ago) link

Tuomas (Tuomas) wrote this on thread vadge horror stories on board I Love Everything on Jan 23, 2005

Some time ago someone I used to have casual sex with informed me, in bed, that my, er, "lingam" was actually too big for her "yoni". Yes, those were her exact words. You can imagine that this was a turn-off in more than one way. We haven't had sex ever since.

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Tuomas (Tuomas) wrote this on thread The funniest thing you've been told during sex on board I Love Everything on Dec 22, 2005

"You know, your lingam is too big for my yoni."

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Tuomas wrote this on thread things our SOs have said about our sexual ability on board I Love TMI on Feb 1, 2009

"I've been wanting to tell you, your lingam is too big for my yoni."

Yes, a former partner really said that to me after sex. With those exact words.

rallizes mcguire (unregistered), Saturday, 13 June 2015 00:26 (four years ago) link

shame on a lingam

pplains, Saturday, 13 June 2015 00:29 (four years ago) link

humblebrag

Iago Galdston, Saturday, 13 June 2015 00:39 (four years ago) link

"Rice that is Brown"

three weeks pass...

took a dump in the shower once, smushed the turds down the drain with my toes - felt like i was stomping grapes

― Princess TamTam, Sunday, 12 December 2010 00:34 (4 years ago) Permalink

nomar, Monday, 6 July 2015 18:17 (four years ago) link

my god

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 14 July 2015 17:52 (four years ago) link

UGH

Nhex, Tuesday, 14 July 2015 17:53 (four years ago) link

Princess TamTam : Princess TamTam's shower drain :: Princess TamTam's post : my brain

Something Called Fudge (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 14 July 2015 18:01 (four years ago) link

two weeks pass...

The last time my mum saw me naked was when I was about aged 12/13.
I had a problem with my foreskin, it wouldn't go back, and the doctor thought I might need circumcision.

But I exercised it like mad, and I used to go to my mum and present her with the latest results of my attemps to reveal my real penis to the world. Circumcision was avoided, cos she was impressed.

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Wednesday, October 30, 2002 1:45 AM (12 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Is she hot?
― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, October 30, 2002 1:45 AM (12 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Nah, she's a dog. But I was into anything back then.
― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Wednesday, October 30, 2002 2:07 AM (12 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

j.enjoyhotdogs (wins), Sunday, 2 August 2015 01:41 (four years ago) link

Haha what a clown.

Eyeball Kicks, Sunday, 2 August 2015 14:52 (four years ago) link

Just want to preserve this because it's gold:

In an argument about the tube strike yesterday, our catering manager told me that a strike couldn't happen in the catering industry because "it just wouldn't work. The company would still need to provide a service, you see, and if the staff aren't there it's very difficult for them to do that."

― sktsh, Thursday, August 6, 2015 9:25 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

9 days from now a.k.a next weekend. (dog latin), Friday, 7 August 2015 09:49 (four years ago) link

two weeks pass...

/!\ ALERT /!\ gucci mane said ti's balls were brittle /!\ ALERT /!\

-- luriqua, Saturday, July 21, 2007 6:42 PM (1 year ago)

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 25 August 2015 19:40 (four years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rfr9bhSmfXc

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 25 August 2015 19:41 (four years ago) link

When I think of Hootie I think of Kevin Sutton(a kid who cried in class because his dad was going to be pissed that he only got a B+in Western History) in the back of a Black F-150 on a neighborhood street in Livonia Michigan in 1995 with a bunch of dorky people from school. They were blasting an album cut from Cracked on the car stereo. I remember looking at a blonde girl under the orange glare of a streetlight who I thought was pretty at the time, not beautiful, but pretty, and thinking to myself I didn't realize this girl was a dork.
I don't know what I did before that moment, or afterwards, but the feeling of that particular moment is crystalized in my mind forever. Those kids in that truck in that weird little suburb were the perfect sociological representation on that album ever.

Kevin Sutton went to Michigan State after school. He probably has a slightly chunky wife and a decent home in the burbs somewhere, they probably planning to have their first child after his promotion next year. He turns 28 next June.

I am completely broke, I don't know how to make friends, and my only ambition is to learn more about western leftist terrorists on the late 60's early 70's (BaaderMeinhof. Weathermen, Red Army Faction...) and Viennese Actionism. I am reading Elementry Particles by Michel Houellebecq and it is rasing serious issues about my body iimage and my own sense of mortality. I often wonder why anyone bothers to live past 30.

Kevin Sutton totally won at life. From this, I draw the conclusion that Hoootie and the blowfish were a better band that Joy Division, who I considered vastly superior at the time.
Inane consensus pop will always superior to weird marginal arty angst music. Throbbing Gristle is for fuckheads, I think the music of Hoobastank is far more profound and meaningful.

― Disco Nihilist (mjt), Thursday, October 21, 2004 11:18 PM (10 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Herbie Mann's Push Push Pops (Old Lunch), Thursday, 27 August 2015 13:30 (four years ago) link

magnificent.

magnificent and correct.

deejerk reactions (darraghmac), Thursday, 27 August 2015 13:34 (four years ago) link

that is so good

five six and (man alive), Thursday, 27 August 2015 15:03 (four years ago) link

Tuomas wrote this on thread crush archetypes on board I Love Everything on Sep 25, 2007
"Thass a noice vageen!"

still the king

tremendous crime wave and killing wave (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Thursday, 27 August 2015 15:05 (four years ago) link

also belongs in striking imagery thread xp

five six and (man alive), Thursday, 27 August 2015 15:06 (four years ago) link

not sure the divide of "successful people like shit music" is particularly accurate. "he totally won at life" isn't what i think when i see people i went to school with. plus you know it's all entirely disingenuous anyway.

doing my Objectives, handling some intense stuff (LocalGarda), Thursday, 27 August 2015 15:08 (four years ago) link

"i'm so underground it ruined my life"

doing my Objectives, handling some intense stuff (LocalGarda), Thursday, 27 August 2015 15:09 (four years ago) link

Its emotional honesty is evocative. Haven't we all been there at some point, really.

Herbie Mann's Push Push Pops (Old Lunch), Thursday, 27 August 2015 15:12 (four years ago) link

yeah it's nicely written for sure.

doing my Objectives, handling some intense stuff (LocalGarda), Thursday, 27 August 2015 15:14 (four years ago) link

that was the closest thing I could find to hootie and the bf giving the gas face, sorry

five six and (man alive), Thursday, 27 August 2015 15:17 (four years ago) link

Lg otm, "from this, I draw the conclusion" lol no you fucking don't, that is not how logic or anything works

What a stupid conclusion to pretend to draw

Lots of people with or without chunky wives liked lots of different things at school, it's a large world, this means literally nothing, nothing at all, you'd think a disco nihilist would have gleaned this much

Hi, my name's David and I quit (wins), Thursday, 27 August 2015 15:23 (four years ago) link

are you guys aspies?

five six and (man alive), Thursday, 27 August 2015 15:25 (four years ago) link

Lol no I get that the thing here is supposed to be ether emotional recognition that haven't we all thought stupid thoughts like "why does it always rain on me, is it because I liked throbbing gristle when I was seventeen", mostly just pushing back against the idea that this is "correct" it obv isn't

Hi, my name's David and I quit (wins), Thursday, 27 August 2015 15:29 (four years ago) link

just cos something makes you feel cool doesn't mean it's right

like smoking xpost

doing my Objectives, handling some intense stuff (LocalGarda), Thursday, 27 August 2015 15:29 (four years ago) link

haunting post not backed up by the data, posters object

five six and (man alive), Thursday, 27 August 2015 15:31 (four years ago) link

that vageen was average at best

doing my Objectives, handling some intense stuff (LocalGarda), Thursday, 27 August 2015 15:32 (four years ago) link

tuomas eight years ahead on NOOICE tho'
http://i.minus.com/ixCd9wDKPafka.gif

Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 27 August 2015 15:37 (four years ago) link

pushing back on the idea that my thinking the post was correct isnt correct is correct, its not

deejerk reactions (darraghmac), Thursday, 27 August 2015 15:38 (four years ago) link

how far along have we gotten now?

deejerk reactions (darraghmac), Thursday, 27 August 2015 15:39 (four years ago) link

the fact you think it's correct on this exact topic is a damning indictment

doing my Objectives, handling some intense stuff (LocalGarda), Thursday, 27 August 2015 15:40 (four years ago) link

You shouldn't get into the arts bc you think it will make you happy. Idk why you should get into it but def not to be happy

Treeship, Thursday, 27 August 2015 15:42 (four years ago) link

the fact that you think my thinking its correct is a damning indictment is a mild indictment

how far along have we etc

deejerk reactions (darraghmac), Thursday, 27 August 2015 15:44 (four years ago) link

have you guys seen hootie lately? he looks way better than he did in the 90s. i bet he's vegan

gr8080, Thursday, 27 August 2015 19:51 (four years ago) link

This post from Momus in 2003 haunts my thoughts when I'm about to post or write anything negative:

Andrew, this is yet more blog despondency (blogspondency?) -- one begins to wonder whether there is therapeutic value in the semi-public admission of negative feelings, or whether they just anchor and externalise what would otherwise be trivial and transitory moods. 'I think I may just be wallowing in self-pity' says the author. Well, yes. 'It just goes further to suggest that I don't have a creative bone in my body. Fuck it.' No, don't fuck it! You're in the entertainment industry now, lad, the roar of the crowd, the sizzle of the greasepaint! It may just be a blog, but pack up your troubles in your old kit bag and let's do the show right here! 5

Luna Schlosser, Sunday, 14 October 2018 12:45 (one year ago) link

the sizzle of the greasepaint?

Dan I., Monday, 15 October 2018 06:41 (one year ago) link

Theatrical makeup under stage lights

crüt, Monday, 15 October 2018 13:02 (one year ago) link

i'm a real entertainer, pat me down with a paper towel to remove excess grease

Dan I., Monday, 15 October 2018 15:08 (one year ago) link

kenan wrote this on thread Do you feel awkward when buying condoms? on board I Love Everything on Apr 10, 2007

there's this slummy liquor store/drug store around the corner from me, and the only brand of condoms on display behind the counter are Magnums. As if to say, this is a big dick store for big dick people. Buy some big dick whiskey and big dick cigarettes and big dick condoms, why dontcha?

Ubering With The King (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 19 October 2018 23:33 (one year ago) link

wow, kenan found the original big dick energy, 11 years ahead of the curve

(that last part is also a dick joke btw)

21st savagery fox (m bison), Saturday, 20 October 2018 00:47 (one year ago) link

That Momus post is great

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 20 October 2018 14:07 (one year ago) link

have to put sheets on my bed, would pretty much rather kill myself

― J0rdan S., Monday, July 18, 2011 2:05 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark

― dayo, Monday, July 18, 2011 4:10 AM (seven years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

esby, Thursday, 25 October 2018 07:00 (one year ago) link

Feeling that.

a butt, at which the shaft of ridicule is daily glanced (Old Lunch), Thursday, 25 October 2018 10:26 (one year ago) link

one month passes...

sorry libs, ted cruz is fuckable now

― fans annoyed as emily atack screams over nick knowles' kumquat (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 8 December 2018 14:04 (five hours ago)

bruhman & martin's laugh-in (crüt), Saturday, 8 December 2018 19:42 (one year ago) link

five hours ago is old now?

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 8 December 2018 19:44 (one year ago) link

an instant classic, as it were

the late great, Saturday, 8 December 2018 19:52 (one year ago) link

Ted Cruz's First Fuckable Day

The Greta Van Gerwig (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 8 December 2018 22:35 (one year ago) link

Jesus, no

flappy bird, Sunday, 9 December 2018 01:15 (one year ago) link

So he was totally fuckable before today, is what you're saying.

ted cruz is a straight hottie and all of you have known it since 1983 when risky business came out

Trϵϵship, Sunday, 9 December 2018 01:44 (one year ago) link

fair point

flappy bird, Sunday, 9 December 2018 04:20 (one year ago) link

^do not heed if you rate me (wins) wrote this on thread so i was at dinner with a britisher. she ordered a prawn and rocket pizza. when it came, she put ketchup on it. I have pics on board I Love Everything on Jul 15, 2013


That salad is the sort of thing ppl sometimes do on come dine with me and they're really confident that it'll win them the competition, as theyre cooking they say to camera "I came up with it myself, the secret is to put pringles in the soup" and then later it cuts to one of the horrified guests going "it tasted a bit like he put...pringles...in the soup?"

Not entirely sure why, but it stays with me.

anatol_merklich, Monday, 10 December 2018 12:03 (one year ago) link

Context:

guy right behind me (in a call centre, mind) comes in, sits at his desk at 8.59, waits for the first call of the day, inhales like he's about to cartoon blow the fuckin wall down and says EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYY-AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYY-AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, EEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYY-AWWWWWWWWWW until lunch time. he takes an hour off, bums round, whatever, sits back at desk, another huge breath in, fills the aul lungs up good, that phone rings, EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYY-AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYY-AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, EEEEEEEEEEEEEYY-AWWWWWWWWWWWWW until 5pm, logs off, goes home, presumably to a fuckin stable i dunno

― starfish entryprize (darraghmac), Tuesday, July 17, 2012 3:26 PM (six years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The post that actually haunts me:

haaaaa

I solved it!

We just got a call in from someone insisting on caint as gaeilge- it was transferred to this guy, and he speaks irish like a warrior poet, and QUIETLY

― starfish entryprize (darraghmac), Wednesday, July 18, 2012 4:29 AM (six years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Monday, 10 December 2018 17:52 (one year ago) link

god that fella turned out to have a tragic tale might write it out sometime

do we have a crazy coworkers you were afraid would stab you then you found out their story and you pitied them but were just as sure they would eventually stab you thread

puppy bash (darraghmac), Monday, 10 December 2018 18:28 (one year ago) link

No but we definitely need that thread.

the plot thickens

I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Monday, 10 December 2018 18:32 (one year ago) link

I had a very similar experience with a coworker I later found out was a Vietnam veteran

rob, Monday, 10 December 2018 18:33 (one year ago) link

I worked with a guy recently who loathed me and I loathed him, an older guy, everybody nicknamed him *Blakey but I said he was more like **Nosferatu... only scarier. Anyway, I'm sure there's a tragic story behind him, he'd been demoted either because of drink or inability with new technology or both and people who knew him years ago said he was completely different and a pretty nice guy.

*from 'On the Buses'
**not from 'On the Buses'

Monica Kindle (Tom D.), Monday, 10 December 2018 18:36 (one year ago) link

Mind you, there are some people who stick up for him and who find him very helpful and pleasant - but they are all, without exception, attractive younger women.

Monica Kindle (Tom D.), Monday, 10 December 2018 18:40 (one year ago) link

the bastard

technically the international left but one (darraghmac), Monday, 10 December 2018 18:44 (one year ago) link

I imagine him assimilating them with a horrible gurgling drooling sound like something out of Burroughs.

Monica Kindle (Tom D.), Monday, 10 December 2018 18:53 (one year ago) link

it was so iconic when lagoon posted

who da fuq is ross

||||||||, Thursday, 13 December 2018 19:50 (one year ago) link

Apparently you mistook Must-See TV for a suggestion.

Home Despot (Old Lunch), Thursday, 13 December 2018 20:13 (one year ago) link

i smell a class action suit. what is monetary equivalent of several years worth of thursday nights from my youth that i can never get back?

Karl Malone, Thursday, 13 December 2018 20:25 (one year ago) link

two months pass...

Hi, this is John Maus. Watch Qaddafi's death videos on Spotify.

― polyphonic, Friday, 21 October 2011 07:45 (seven years ago) Permalink

⅋ (crüt), Thursday, 14 February 2019 21:04 (one year ago) link

i'm not sure what klimt's the kiss is *actually* about, but it makes me feel sad because it vividly depicts to me a love and a tenderness that i have never found to exist in real life, and it saddens me that i haven't and also it saddens me that i have doubt that it exists at all.

― gem (trisk), Monday, 6 September 2004 07:43 (fourteen years ago)

Alba, Thursday, 14 February 2019 21:45 (one year ago) link

two weeks pass...

Really stupid mistakes are just Nature's way of creating everlasting remorse that will sink its barbs into your mind and fester there like gangrene for the rest of your life. That'll teach you.
― Aimless (Aimless), Saturday, July 30, 2005 6:45 PM (thirteen years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

(On a modestmickey thread - unusually tactless for Aimless)

Luna Schlosser, Friday, 1 March 2019 23:22 (one year ago) link

You never followed my distinguished career on Ask A Drunk.

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 2 March 2019 00:10 (one year ago) link

this post has been quoted and acknowledged elsewhere but I want to bring up again this excellent Fizzles post circa its 5.5 year anniversary

craftsmanship, consumerism, virtue, privilege, and quality

moose; squirrel (silby), Tuesday, 12 March 2019 19:33 (one year ago) link

five months pass...

Best Buy 3 wrote this on thread Most despicable character on It's Always Sunny In Philly... on board I Love Everything on Jul 9, 2010

It's an amazing show, and you can pick up both seasons for only $34.99. My name's Jason and I can help you with all your television comedy questions.

sarahell, Wednesday, 28 August 2019 18:42 (seven months ago) link

two months pass...

So my kid's been sick with diarrhea for a while. Doctors don't really know what's wrong with him. They think he had a virus and his intestines aren't bouncing back quite like they should or something. He's been managing through life but just constantly has the shits. Anyhow, we brought home a collection kit from the doctor's yesterday and we collected a sample. Wife texts me from home just now and somehow they've misplaced it. Just a lonely little diarrhea sample lurking in our house somewhere.

― how's life, Wednesday, April 29, 2015 9:44 AM bookmarkflaglink

sooooo....didja wind up ever finding it? have this image of like, finding it 4 years later and there being rodents and flies everywhere.

Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 6 November 2019 22:18 (five months ago) link

I have no idea! oh dear god.

☮ (peace, man), Wednesday, 6 November 2019 22:29 (five months ago) link

We've discussed the theme song already:

Law and Order show
Law and Order show now
Law and Order show
Okay so first comes the law part,
and then comes the order part
First we'll arrest them and
then we'll indict them and
then ...

There is gonna be a twi - ist
And it'll blow your mind

Law and Order show ...

― nabisco, Friday, October 26, 2007 1:54 PM (twelve years ago) bookmarkflaglink

orrrder show

lumen (esby), Friday, 15 November 2019 06:47 (four months ago) link

I have no idea! oh dear god.

irl tee hee

insecurity bear (sic), Friday, 15 November 2019 08:33 (four months ago) link

lol nabisco's law and order lyrics

Peaceful Warrior I Poser (Karl Malone), Friday, 15 November 2019 17:19 (four months ago) link

Was Nabisco a script consultant on Netflix's Love?

Alba, Friday, 15 November 2019 18:57 (four months ago) link

two months pass...

The post that actually haunts me:

haaaaa
I solved it!

We just got a call in from someone insisting on caint as gaeilge- it was transferred to this guy, and he speaks irish like a warrior poet, and QUIETLY

― starfish entryprize (darraghmac), Wednesday, July 18, 2012 4:29 AM (six years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Monday, December 10, 2018 9:52 AM (one year ago) bookmarkflaglink

god that fella turned out to have a tragic tale might write it out sometime

do we have a crazy coworkers you were afraid would stab you then you found out their story and you pitied them but were just as sure they would eventually stab you thread

― puppy bash (darraghmac), Monday, December 10, 2018 10:28 AM (one year ago)

ok darragh now this is the post that haunts my thoughts

Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 21:44 (two months ago) link

ok ill get on it

BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 21:46 (two months ago) link

on 77

BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 22:33 (two months ago) link

!!

Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Thursday, 6 February 2020 01:26 (two months ago) link

oh i meant at some stage

BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Thursday, 6 February 2020 07:31 (two months ago) link

also why did you choose the phrase '30 packs'? i'm curious to what wheels turned when that 'fell out of your ass', also what wheels turned when you decided on the phrase 'falling out of your ass', also why you felt the need to deploy sexual imagery 3 times in your 'zinger' - "i need to know!" i'm also curious as to what drives you and morbius to continue posting here - i can't imagine it's 'i like the conversation' and god knows it's not 'i like the folx there and they like me' cuz i'd guess neither of you could find five threads either of you posted on more than four times that didn't eventually feature the majority of the posters on said thread calling you douchebags, i could be wrong i don't know. who do you like here? who likes you? name names - "i need to know!" i'm curious in what drives a man to post on a messageboard filled with people he doesn't like that like him even less. i don't think it's trolling but i can't figure out exactly what it is. not trying to 'zing' you here (i'd've accused you of shooting zesty ones out of your cock or buying 27 packs of stroh's or something - hit em up oops style), sincerely interested (perhaps, yes, if only to answer why do I continue posting here?). i'd ask others why they bother to engage morbius or oops but i've been there so i sorta understand the impulse.
-- j blount (jamesbloun...) (webmail), November 12th, 2005 2:59 AM. (papa la bas) (link)

ill fuckin put a paste on those (Neanderthal), Thursday, 6 February 2020 07:49 (two months ago) link

one month passes...

I regret the purchases that represented some other course my life didn't take. The 5-string bass guitar. The small PA and DJ lights. The ill fitting scuba gear. The coffee-table erotica. The roadside geology guides.

― Sanpaku, Tuesday, March 24, 2020 10:46 PM (twenty-seven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

no. not old, just planning ahead

Webcam Du Bois (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 25 March 2020 03:18 (two weeks ago) link


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