Jackass: the movie

Dave orders chicken in some deep south restaurant. The man says he knew that's what Dave was going to order. "How did you know that?" Dave asks, surprised. "Because everybody knows black people and chicken go together." Dave says, "I was very upset. I was not ready to hear that. Here I was, thinking I liked chicken because it tasted delicious. Turns out it's because I'm genetically disposed to like chicken. Now I'm afraid to eat it in public. 'Look at him. He sure loves that chicken'"

and well bams uncle?

Just saw this for the first time...at the Museum of Modern Art. (There were old folks who sat through the whole thing, tottered out on their canes.)

I laughed plenty, but it didn't necessarily seem funnier than the MTV eps.

(also flinched most at the paper cuts scene)

Yeah, it was just a good, long episode of the tv show.

why was this at the moma

Jackass 1 = funny prank movie
Jackass 2 = pinnacle of art, Matthew Barney on his best day wishes he could make a movie like this

both jackass 1 & 2 are 5-star classics, maybe the funniest movies of the decades

morbs also otm re paper cut scenes - whenever i re-watch it i never ever watch that scene

MoMA is winding up a Spike Jonze retro, and he coproduced it.

jackass 2 is really amazing

american classics

watch out Avatar!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jackass_3D

filming started yesterday...

Oh fuck! I'm ordering my ticket right now.

I don't think I can take horse ejaculate in 3d.

Can you take the Helicockter?

sounds like a weiner

From wiki:

One of the stunts Bam Margera stated he intended to film was entitled "The Worst Wake-up in the World" in which himself and Ryan Dunn would wake up Bam's fellow friend Brandon Novak with "Defibrillator's, then urinate onto his face, throw flour on him to cake the urine, punch him in each eye, and then release six vampire bats into the room, and lock the door".

kinda want to see bam margera on the end of some cruel shit. maybe film him walking in on the rest of them in flagrante with his mother & wife. then he be like....damn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQiaa5abGs4

!!!!! SO PUMPED

LMFAO @ the maxell stunt

oh god i can't wait!

yesssssss

I would've watched #2 a lot sooner if I knew how much succulent Bam ass was in it.

Def sicker and meaner than #1, I flinched and cowered more. Partial to "Fart Mask."

oh my god I just remembered how brilliant "Terror Taxi" was. good thing the guy never saw Super Troopers I guess!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tctgUr147zA

hmmm...a whole movie of Grandpa bits?

Pageant part looks pretty lolzy tho.

Just keep Spike Jonze as the old lady out of it. Please.

omg at pageant bit

feels weird to say this but I trust that Juhnny Knowville will make this funny

And now...

Forever young and still funny in the head. Check out the NEW trailer for #JackassForever and see our big dumb movie in theaters everywhere October 22, 2021. pic.twitter.com/9ymUlODTmP

— jackass (@jackassworld) July 20, 2021

i mean how could Eric Andre *not* be in this

ah it looks so stupid i cannot wait :D

i watched the shark week thing they did on discovery, it was kinda forced & stupid as hell as expected but i kinda loved it

There was no shark bite follow-up?

they kinda follow up within the episode? he shows back up with his forearm in a kind of soft cast thing and they do a straight forward dive after the bite segment to show that sharks wont bite you if you dont cannonball into their hood

it was basically “all’s well that ends well dont do dumb shit around sharks”

I would so love to watch this with my soon to be 7 year old but realize that would probably make me a terrible parent. But man would it be hilarious.

or the BEST parent…?

no, terrible parent, you’re right lol

The whole series and all the movies should be in the Criterion Collection. In packaging at least as fancy as their Godzilla set.

agreeeeeeeeee

i watched all of these recently and while the fellas are physically running out of gas by 3 it's all still up there with my favorite cinema of all-time

i think it has a lot to do with how much they genuinely like each other & the inherent youthfulness in the stupid joy they give each other & the audience. i think that makes it weirdly eternal

also nut shots