seriously? I thought knoxville did way more this time.
two words: TOO SHORT. otherwise, fantastic.
― Sam: Screwed and Chopped (Molly Jones), Sunday, 24 September 2006 19:35 (seventeen years ago) link
― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Sunday, 24 September 2006 19:57 (seventeen years ago) link
Actually, I'm not sure I really believe this but I kinda do like saying it for the buzzkill.
― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Sunday, 24 September 2006 20:18 (seventeen years ago) link
― Sam: Screwed and Chopped (Molly Jones), Sunday, 24 September 2006 20:21 (seventeen years ago) link
One key difference between what happens in Jackass and things like cutting is that people who self-mutilate tend to do it in private.
― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Sunday, 24 September 2006 20:31 (seventeen years ago) link
― Sam: Screwed and Chopped (Molly Jones), Sunday, 24 September 2006 20:33 (seventeen years ago) link
OK, the thing about gay men approving of Jackass is also something of a broad generalization but it's one played out in my small cirlce of friends and...other places.
― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Sunday, 24 September 2006 20:38 (seventeen years ago) link
― Sam: Screwed and Chopped (Molly Jones), Sunday, 24 September 2006 20:42 (seventeen years ago) link
― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Sunday, 24 September 2006 21:00 (seventeen years ago) link
― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Sunday, 24 September 2006 21:11 (seventeen years ago) link
Dave orders chicken in some deep south restaurant. The man says he knew that's what Dave was going to order. "How did you know that?" Dave asks, surprised. "Because everybody knows black people and chicken go together." Dave says, "I was very upset. I was not ready to hear that. Here I was, thinking I liked chicken because it tasted delicious. Turns out it's because I'm genetically disposed to like chicken. Now I'm afraid to eat it in public. 'Look at him. He sure loves that chicken'"
― Sam: Screwed and Chopped (Molly Jones), Sunday, 24 September 2006 21:15 (seventeen years ago) link
― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Sunday, 24 September 2006 21:22 (seventeen years ago) link
― Sam: Screwed and Chopped (Molly Jones), Sunday, 24 September 2006 21:25 (seventeen years ago) link
― I got confused, I killed a horse (unclejessjess), Sunday, 24 September 2006 22:55 (seventeen years ago) link
― Jeff. (Jeff), Sunday, 24 September 2006 23:32 (seventeen years ago) link
― chaki (chaki), Monday, 25 September 2006 19:29 (seventeen years ago) link
― how much, latebloomer? (latebloomer), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 10:15 (seventeen years ago) link
and well bams uncle?
― anthony easton (anthony), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 10:36 (seventeen years ago) link
― bam psycho (bam_psycho), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 13:07 (seventeen years ago) link
Just saw this for the first time...at the Museum of Modern Art. (There were old folks who sat through the whole thing, tottered out on their canes.)
I laughed plenty, but it didn't necessarily seem funnier than the MTV eps.
― Your Favorite Saturday Night Thing (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 17 October 2009 21:02 (fourteen years ago) link
(also flinched most at the paper cuts scene)
Yeah, it was just a good, long episode of the tv show.
― Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Saturday, 17 October 2009 21:15 (fourteen years ago) link
why was this at the moma
― surm, Saturday, 17 October 2009 21:16 (fourteen years ago) link
Jackass 1 = funny prank movieJackass 2 = pinnacle of art, Matthew Barney on his best day wishes he could make a movie like this
― I DIED, Saturday, 17 October 2009 21:17 (fourteen years ago) link
both jackass 1 & 2 are 5-star classics, maybe the funniest movies of the decades
morbs also otm re paper cut scenes - whenever i re-watch it i never ever watch that scene
― no hongro (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 17 October 2009 21:18 (fourteen years ago) link
MoMA is winding up a Spike Jonze retro, and he coproduced it.
― Your Favorite Saturday Night Thing (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 17 October 2009 21:24 (fourteen years ago) link
jackass 2 is really amazing
― banned, on the run (s1ocki), Saturday, 17 October 2009 22:42 (fourteen years ago) link
american classics
― no hongro (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 17 October 2009 23:12 (fourteen years ago) link
watch out Avatar!http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jackass_3D
― ┌∩┐(◕_◕)┌∩┐ (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 28 January 2010 23:01 (fourteen years ago) link
filming started yesterday...
Oh fuck! I'm ordering my ticket right now.
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 28 January 2010 23:03 (fourteen years ago) link
I don't think I can take horse ejaculate in 3d.
― smashing aspirant (milo z), Thursday, 28 January 2010 23:05 (fourteen years ago) link
Can you take the Helicockter?
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 24 March 2010 04:28 (fourteen years ago) link
sounds like a weiner
― banaka, Wednesday, 24 March 2010 04:37 (fourteen years ago) link
From wiki:
One of the stunts Bam Margera stated he intended to film was entitled "The Worst Wake-up in the World" in which himself and Ryan Dunn would wake up Bam's fellow friend Brandon Novak with "Defibrillator's, then urinate onto his face, throw flour on him to cake the urine, punch him in each eye, and then release six vampire bats into the room, and lock the door".
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 24 March 2010 09:27 (fourteen years ago) link
kinda want to see bam margera on the end of some cruel shit. maybe film him walking in on the rest of them in flagrante with his mother & wife. then he be like....damn
― DarraghmacKwacz (darraghmac), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 11:10 (fourteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQiaa5abGs4
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 6 August 2010 15:45 (thirteen years ago) link
!!!!! SO PUMPED
― Gravel Puzzleworth, Friday, 6 August 2010 16:14 (thirteen years ago) link
LMFAO @ the maxell stunt
― QUEEN LATFH (LOLK), Friday, 6 August 2010 16:22 (thirteen years ago) link
oh god i can't wait!
― Johnny Fever, Friday, 6 August 2010 16:35 (thirteen years ago) link
yesssssss
― pies. (gbx), Friday, 6 August 2010 17:04 (thirteen years ago) link
I would've watched #2 a lot sooner if I knew how much succulent Bam ass was in it.
Def sicker and meaner than #1, I flinched and cowered more. Partial to "Fart Mask."
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 14 October 2010 02:04 (thirteen years ago) link
oh my god I just remembered how brilliant "Terror Taxi" was. good thing the guy never saw Super Troopers I guess!!
― frogbs, Monday, 4 February 2013 21:35 (eleven years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tctgUr147zA
― Number None, Wednesday, 31 July 2013 23:14 (ten years ago) link
hmmm...a whole movie of Grandpa bits?
Pageant part looks pretty lolzy tho.
― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Wednesday, 31 July 2013 23:23 (ten years ago) link
Just keep Spike Jonze as the old lady out of it. Please.
― all other cassettes are better off crushed (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 1 August 2013 04:37 (ten years ago) link
omg at pageant bit
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 1 August 2013 05:39 (ten years ago) link
feels weird to say this but I trust that Juhnny Knowville will make this funny
― frogbs, Thursday, 1 August 2013 16:57 (ten years ago) link
And now...
Forever young and still funny in the head. Check out the NEW trailer for #JackassForever and see our big dumb movie in theaters everywhere October 22, 2021. pic.twitter.com/9ymUlODTmP— jackass (@jackassworld) July 20, 2021
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 20 July 2021 16:32 (two years ago) link
i mean how could Eric Andre *not* be in this
― frogbs, Tuesday, 20 July 2021 17:07 (two years ago) link