Let's talk about Vice Magazine

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Wait, Vice who in the what now?

Nate Patrin, Thursday, 17 October 2002 19:30 (twenty-one years ago) link

will it get to 600? has any thread got that far?

jel -- (jel), Thursday, 17 October 2002 20:20 (twenty-one years ago) link

i think you're all idiots.

anon (Mark P), Thursday, 17 October 2002 20:31 (twenty-one years ago) link

Before the curtain closes here, I just wanna say this: "i dont tell my grandmother her macaroni is off the motherfucking chain" --> Comedy Gold.

g.cannon (gcannon), Thursday, 17 October 2002 20:37 (twenty-one years ago) link

Vice published Russ Waterhouse's interview with Violent Ramp but that's the only thing I've read of theirs.

Seems like a pretty forward-thinking staff to print it all things considered.

gygax!, Thursday, 17 October 2002 20:56 (twenty-one years ago) link

i think you're all idiots.

thanks markpanon

donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 17 October 2002 20:59 (twenty-one years ago) link

I'm glad people finally started discussing the substantive contents of the magazine.

I'm interested in something nabisco said and to which suzy hinted: "I'm sorry, but I think printing a lifestyle and fashion magazine is inherently ignoring the poor and kowtowing to the rich.

I'm not trying to pick on nabisco, because he was careful to say that there's nothing wrong with this (I hope he meant fashion and lifestyle, not kowtowing to the rich, BTW) and because he is in transit to NY (yay!), but why are the poor not presumed to be interested in, or to be entitled to, fashions and lifestyles?

As Andrew Farrell said upthread: "Insisting that the poor prioritze the things you want them to => yellow card!"

As I mentioned on the "Style Mags C/D?" thread, it's fine with me personally whatever people want to do with their clothes, but as the first "anon" poster mentioned, I think Vice gives coverage to an aesthetic that has less to do with money than imagination. Sure, they are often mean, but it's never "oh look at the big occlusions in THIS person's diamond tiara, what an impoverished loser, haha" it's often more like "why did this person assemble THAT particular ensemble from the the thrift store and decide to wear all the tiger prints at once?" or "hey, it's kind of nifty when guys shave their legs below the knee."

You can see beauty and non-beauty everywhere in the world, if you want to, even in a pile of garbage. Just because I can't afford a Mantegna painting doesn't mean I'm not allowed to look at it.

felicity (felicity), Thursday, 17 October 2002 21:38 (twenty-one years ago) link

oh big deal. most of the time i am fighting the urge to not punch people in the face because i think my opinions are the only vali8d ones. i have no idea whether i'm being sarcastic anymore.

di smith (lucylurex), Thursday, 17 October 2002 23:02 (twenty-one years ago) link

hello di! gee, where have you been?

felicity (felicity), Thursday, 17 October 2002 23:09 (twenty-one years ago) link

I want to know who people think is the narrator in Vice? I mean, a magazine article is written with a narrative voice, right? Some seem to be pretty much how the writer would speak to -- well, who? Her younger brother? Other narrative voices are more constructed, more cognisant of the point much made on this thread that talking in a magazine is *not* talking to your friends. It's precisely Vice's affectation of an ignorant, informal, in-group voice which is its boldest confection.

'I checked out Gang of Four, Love, and Frank Zappa after hearing how influential they were and all I heard was a bunch of gay weirdos going “pajama people, pajama people.” Fuck that.'

I mean, who is actually talking there? Did the writer really do that and think that, or are they in fact a sophisticate with a huge and respectful knowledge of the history of rock? Is this a form of creative writing in which a journalist becomes a kind of dramatist, enacting his/her idea of a naive, 'hard-assed' music fan just about to form his/her own canon of taste? So then we have to ask, as a dramatist, can this writer construct a compelling or amusing or recognisable character?

I think we have to say that Vice does create an amusing parody of a certain teen nihilism, and that it's ambivalent enough to convince some teens, and to amuse some older sophisticates who see it for the fabrication it is.

Isn't it interesting that rock writers might be starting to play around with 'unreliable narration' in this way?

Momus (Momus), Thursday, 17 October 2002 23:21 (twenty-one years ago) link

momus do you like richard meltzer?

mark s (mark s), Thursday, 17 October 2002 23:27 (twenty-one years ago) link

tee hee.

jess (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 17 October 2002 23:31 (twenty-one years ago) link

(dammit mark.)

jess (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 17 October 2002 23:32 (twenty-one years ago) link

hello di! gee, where have you been?

at the whorehouse with a face fulla makeup, where'd you think?

di smith (lucylurex), Thursday, 17 October 2002 23:34 (twenty-one years ago) link

i only did that to make you post again jess

i haf read 0.0002% of this thread (ie jess promising he won't post again and the sentence before my own post)

mark s (mark s), Thursday, 17 October 2002 23:35 (twenty-one years ago) link

haha, di :)

felicity (felicity), Thursday, 17 October 2002 23:36 (twenty-one years ago) link

thanks markpanon

er, good sleuthing there josh.

mark p (Mark P), Friday, 18 October 2002 00:11 (twenty-one years ago) link

Hey, welcome back Mark S! If you can be bothered to read this thread through you'll find a bit in the middle where some people were waiting for you to arrive and fire the silver bullet which would deliver them from both Momus and Vice. They were like 'It would just take one post! We don't know what that post is, exactly, but that's all it would take, tee hee!'

You have a heavy responsibility on your shoulders! But have mercy, before you fire off the post, ask yourself, would the world really be better without Momus and Vice? And while you're doing that, I'm going to call a referendum on alt.fan.momus and get a 100% confidence vote.

Momus (Momus), Friday, 18 October 2002 01:22 (twenty-one years ago) link

wow.

mark p (Mark P), Friday, 18 October 2002 01:40 (twenty-one years ago) link

601

donut bitch (donut), Friday, 18 October 2002 01:48 (twenty-one years ago) link

The thread is almost a Ladytron album now.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 18 October 2002 01:59 (twenty-one years ago) link

suddenly Nas's "One Mic" plays in my head.....

Honda, Friday, 18 October 2002 01:59 (twenty-one years ago) link

The thread is almost a Ladytron album now.

You stole my joke!

Jody Beth Rosen, Friday, 18 October 2002 02:01 (twenty-one years ago) link

And I'm GLAD I tell ya!

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 18 October 2002 02:10 (twenty-one years ago) link

"We (and by 'we' I mean fags, non-fags, art fags and Vice readers) are a lot quicker and more creative when it comes to messing with language than Bushites in pickup trucks."

I posted a big long response to this then deleted it cz it's 5.35 am and I'm only bodily awake cz of my asthma, and no way is my brain awake.

mark s (mark s), Friday, 18 October 2002 03:09 (twenty-one years ago) link

Harshing on race questions and raising populist "fucking rich, poverty is cool, fuck shit up" slogans is exactly one of the modes of fascism. Not to say that vice is this, but absolutely to say that it's trash-war outlook isn't exactly a redeeming feature. This is also why Eminem is far less reactionary than Vice.

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Friday, 18 October 2002 04:07 (twenty-one years ago) link

who did that, Sterling?

felicity (felicity), Friday, 18 October 2002 04:31 (twenty-one years ago) link

Can we have a moratorium on the word 'fascist' unless we're talking about some wops in the 1920s

dave q, Friday, 18 October 2002 04:39 (twenty-one years ago) link

dave q, can't you see we are reclaiming the word from these people?

felicity (felicity), Friday, 18 October 2002 04:55 (twenty-one years ago) link

I'd like to reclaim the phrase 'pickup trucks' being as I drive one.

James Blount (James Blount), Friday, 18 October 2002 05:11 (twenty-one years ago) link

dave -- the fascists just marched on washington, okay?

f: who did that? you mean the populist thing? the nazis, for one.

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Friday, 18 October 2002 05:17 (twenty-one years ago) link

sc: no, I meant who harshed on race questions? who are you comparing to the nazis?

felicity (felicity), Friday, 18 October 2002 05:22 (twenty-one years ago) link

and actually, I guess I was also asking who here are you saying is harshing on race questions and making the statement "poverty is cool"? I give you more credit than to think you needed a straw man to knock down the nazis.

felicity (felicity), Friday, 18 October 2002 05:28 (twenty-one years ago) link

ah. lucyrex (aka anon) above essentially tried to defend vice by arguing it was good on class issues (aka anti-rich, pro-poor) if not on race ones.

dave: also they just met in springfield again and tried to come to chicago last year. (and killed some foax here about two years ago).

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Friday, 18 October 2002 05:30 (twenty-one years ago) link

oh, thanks for clarifying, although I think that "essentially' is doing a lot of work in your sentence, Sterling. That post wasn't saying that being good on class issues redeems Vice's poor stance on race issues, just that it was one redeeming aspect of a magazine with other big problems.

All the poster said was that vice treats the poor with dignity. Treating the poor with dignity is not the same as saying it's cool to be poor, and treating the poor with dignity is not synonymous with hating the rich.

(btw, those are two different "anon"s up there)

felicity (felicity), Friday, 18 October 2002 05:44 (twenty-one years ago) link

Yeah, Sterling that wasn't Di (according to the ID it was Paul Eater) who posted "anonymously" about the class thing. And just because there are "fascists" (or people who call themselves "fascists") doesn't mean that the word should be thrown about willy-nilly to describe people whose viewpoints differ slightly from your own. It's just a piss-poor rhetorical prop and frankly it doesn't fool anyone with an ounce of common sense (meaning it will win you debates with people in college and basically nowhere else.)

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Friday, 18 October 2002 05:55 (twenty-one years ago) link

Anyway, now that that's cleared up, I meant to say that Sterling makes an interesting point about Vice's explicit use of racist language coupled with a pro-populist context.

Although the racist language is impossible to miss, I hadn't consciously realized the pro-populism slant until anon's post. Sterling's post make me realize that the comparative subtlety of Vice's pro-poor (?) editorial content, and what history teaches about the potential dangers of that particular alliance, helps me understand why parts of Vice interest me but still make me uneasy without understanding why. (I fully understand why I don't like other aspects of Vice.)

felicity (felicity), Friday, 18 October 2002 06:01 (twenty-one years ago) link

So does anybody think The Streets' 'Original Pirate Material' shouldn't be released in the US?

Momus (Momus), Friday, 18 October 2002 06:39 (twenty-one years ago) link

Um, didn't the people at Atlantic Records think that? Isn't that why Vice are the ones releasing it?

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Friday, 18 October 2002 06:49 (twenty-one years ago) link

Isn't it interesting that rock writers might be starting to play around with 'unreliable narration' in this way?

No. Doing reviews in a "voice" is something the NME has been doing for ages. But they're not in NYC so fuck em I guess.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 18 October 2002 10:17 (twenty-one years ago) link

Um, didn't the people at Atlantic Records think that? Isn't that why Vice are the ones releasing it?

In fairness, the people at Atlantic might well have thought that OPM should be released in the states. They just didn't think they'd make any money doing it.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 18 October 2002 10:18 (twenty-one years ago) link

But they're not in NYC so fuck em I guess.

This is another of those intended slights which I rather like (I'm going to put it in my collection alongside '16 year old goth girl' and 'so far up his own arse that he's giving birth to himself' -- I'm trying to decide which of those to put on my tombstone).

Part of my appreciation for NY Vice is that I (heart) many of the people in the NY downtown scene who are making the magazine. I know that the UK edition is going to have a totally different tone, and I'm going to hate it. May I be the first to say 'UK Vice, we thought you were going to be subversive but you let us down. YOU ARE SO DEAD.'

Momus (Momus), Friday, 18 October 2002 10:52 (twenty-one years ago) link

BTW, I was just watching an old Newsnight Review on the web, and they had Gilbert and George talking about their Dirty Pictures exhibition. And they said this:

'We had a show maybe twenty years ago and we showed a piece called 'Queer' and everybody was outraged at the word. They felt it was an aggressive attack on homosexual people. But three or four years later we were in a nightclub and we saw teenagers dancing the night away with 'Queer as fuck' written on their T shirts. And a year after that Queer Nation was founded, a very important movement. So in a way we robbed the evil word back from the enemy.'

Momus (Momus), Friday, 18 October 2002 11:51 (twenty-one years ago) link

yeah but momus it wz the teenagers w.the t-shirts actually did the robbing, not gilbert and george: that's the point, and that's what's wrong w.the quote of yrs i picked out - it's not VICE that's going to "reposition" these words, it's the choices and actions of the ppl who throw such words and the the choices and actions of the ppl they're thrown at... vice being first is meaningless if the repositioning doesn't happen, and of footnote-ish relevance if it does (not that it IS first, obviously, but the point is, who cares who's first: what matters is that someone's last)

mark s (mark s), Friday, 18 October 2002 12:04 (twenty-one years ago) link

Am I the only person on this message board who couldn't possibly care less about The Streets? I mean, honestly, it's physically impossible.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 18 October 2002 12:07 (twenty-one years ago) link

Seriously, are you imagining a couple of black guys reading this going "Yeah, you know, we should take that word back"?

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 18 October 2002 12:10 (twenty-one years ago) link

haha now I have a vision of two guys in a two-headed hoodie as that monster off Sesame Street.

"Nih ..... ger"
"Nih .. ger"
"Nigger?"
"Nigger!"

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 18 October 2002 12:16 (twenty-one years ago) link

Interesting that in 400+ posts on this not one person has mentioned this:

I think we got pissed off only after we wrote what came naturally to us and it offended people. We were determined to leave it in. It was just the way we talked. It’s surprising how brainwashed by hippies most of our generation is. Pro-love, pro-diversity, pro-tolerance–that’s the hippies’ bag. You want to hear people talk about niggers, try hanging around with black people. They are harsh. You want to hear anti-Semitism, go hang around with some Jews. You should hear Suroosh talk about fucking Pakis. It’s ear-burning. I’d argue that racists like the KKK don’t really have anything to say about niggers and fags because they don’t know any. They don’t go, "I am so sick of fucking drag queens. They are so self-indulgent. Fashion this, fashion that. Can’t you talk about politics for one second, you fucking transsexual?" They don’t know. We’re in the thick of it. When we’re pitching our television show, I say, "Understand that we are freaks. We’re not delving into the freak world. We live with the dregs of humanity.

I have no idea whether or not the Vice team *actually* live with the dregs of humanity (although somehow I doubt they hang out with pimps and crack addicts in their spare time), but this doesn't strike me as an attempt to recontextualise or reclaim language to me. It doesn't even strike me as genuine bigotry. It strikes me as a calculated attempt to shock liberals just for the sake of it. Very cutting edge... round of applause there Vice boys.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 18 October 2002 12:32 (twenty-one years ago) link

yeah but momus it wz the teenagers w.the t-shirts actually did the robbing, not gilbert and george

I don't understand this argument at all. Why exclude some of the people doing the recontextualising?

the point is, who cares who's first: what matters is that someone's last

Could you exand on this? Why is the person still using 'gay' to mean 'happy' (Robin Carmody, according to a recent essay of his) the important one?

Momus (Momus), Friday, 18 October 2002 12:36 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Why exclude some of the people doing the recontextualising?" Exactly!!!! Why indeed!!??!!???!!!!!!!!??? But sure as eggs is eggs you *always* do.

As for the second bit, I'll expand on it (if necessary) once you've read it again, slowly and properly, actually noticing the words I'm using and thinking about their meaning carefully.

mark s (mark s), Friday, 18 October 2002 12:43 (twenty-one years ago) link


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