Let's talk about Vice Magazine

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why thank you, anon., I didn't know you cared!

felicity (felicity), Thursday, 17 October 2002 07:17 (twenty-one years ago) link

Nick, do you honestly think all people on the Interweb are middle-class? That's *so* 1995.

suzy (suzy), Thursday, 17 October 2002 07:29 (twenty-one years ago) link

Insisting that the poor prioritize the things you want them to => yellow card!

Insisting that the poor stay poor => red card!

Also, assuming that anti-abortionists "in their heart of hearts" don't believe that a fetus is alive == Dud, but that's another thread.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 17 October 2002 07:52 (twenty-one years ago) link

Tracer, I didn't think the article was funny because I didn't find it clever, it didn't go completely over-the-top with its invective and it didn't seem to have a point. Compared to the Dos/Dont's page, it's just embarrassing.

Also, I find it very troubling when people start making apologies for the phrase "back then, you knew your place".

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 17 October 2002 12:44 (twenty-one years ago) link

it never ignores the poor, never mocks the poor, and never kowtows to the rich

I'm sorry, but I think printing a lifestyle and fashion magazine is inherently ignoring the poor and kowtowing to the rich. (I also don't think there's anything wrong with that, but let's not pretend Vice is the fucking Urban League.)

nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 17 October 2002 14:07 (twenty-one years ago) link

I wonder when anonymous posters will learn not to post under their not-so-anonymous usernames.

bnw (bnw), Thursday, 17 October 2002 14:10 (twenty-one years ago) link

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 17 October 2002 14:14 (twenty-one years ago) link

felicity you are like sooooo dead on friday, gal.

Dave M. (rotten03), Thursday, 17 October 2002 15:27 (twenty-one years ago) link

"anon" posters who post w/o logging out = CLASSIC

mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 17 October 2002 15:46 (twenty-one years ago) link

I'm still trying to figure out where the anon's information appeared...

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 17 October 2002 15:55 (twenty-one years ago) link

Hit the Show All Details link at the bottom of the page.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 17 October 2002 15:57 (twenty-one years ago) link

jess & suzy - i meant those comments as compliments, but I guess it didn't come off that way. what i meant was that you both have a knack for the off-handed, casual putdown that reminded me of some of the better stuff in vice ... that their cd reviews section had the same funny fuck-youishness of a marathon overnight ethan&jess thread hijack.
I'm not trying to convince anyone that ile and vice are exact equivalents - only pointing out that some of the Vice-tone that's being attacked on this thread is actually quite popular here too. which seems only natural and good to me, but nobody else seems to see it that way so I will shut up about it.

Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Thursday, 17 October 2002 17:06 (twenty-one years ago) link

nobody else seems to see it that way

No, no! You're not alone!

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 17 October 2002 17:10 (twenty-one years ago) link

This is why I don't think it's a particularly good idea for a magazine to adopt a "conversing among friends" tone for articles, Fritz; unles you know the writer (or unless the writer is fantastic), the probability that the reader is going to focus on the tone and not pay attention to what the writer meant is too great. (It doesn't help when the editors give out interviews that make them seem extraordinarily loathesome.)

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 17 October 2002 17:20 (twenty-one years ago) link

I do see what you're saying, Dan, and it definitely wouldn't work if all magazines adopted a conversational tone but I do think that Vice is a satirical magazine and its chief target is the conventions of journalism but they are constantly saying Yes, We Are Fucking With You and No, We're Not A Reliable Source For Information so it doesn't seem like a bad thing to me

Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Thursday, 17 October 2002 17:28 (twenty-one years ago) link

anyway - i think we're all sick of this... just didn't want to let the sun go down on this thread without trying to clear things up with jess

Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Thursday, 17 October 2002 17:33 (twenty-one years ago) link

mmmm, i like the Force Md's.

Chris V. (Chris V), Thursday, 17 October 2002 17:40 (twenty-one years ago) link

fritz: thank you. sorry i flew off the handle.

(the thing is that i do see vice-like tendencies in my own writing, and they bother me to no end, which is probably what makes me a little oversensetive to the comparison.)

this is officially the last thing i will be posting to this thread.

jess (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 17 October 2002 18:26 (twenty-one years ago) link

I want to thank everyone who made this thread possible.

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 17 October 2002 18:44 (twenty-one years ago) link

"I wanna thank God.. THE REALIZT NIGGA OUT THERE!"

donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 17 October 2002 18:48 (twenty-one years ago) link

Wait, Vice who in the what now?

Nate Patrin, Thursday, 17 October 2002 19:30 (twenty-one years ago) link

will it get to 600? has any thread got that far?

jel -- (jel), Thursday, 17 October 2002 20:20 (twenty-one years ago) link

i think you're all idiots.

anon (Mark P), Thursday, 17 October 2002 20:31 (twenty-one years ago) link

Before the curtain closes here, I just wanna say this: "i dont tell my grandmother her macaroni is off the motherfucking chain" --> Comedy Gold.

g.cannon (gcannon), Thursday, 17 October 2002 20:37 (twenty-one years ago) link

Vice published Russ Waterhouse's interview with Violent Ramp but that's the only thing I've read of theirs.

Seems like a pretty forward-thinking staff to print it all things considered.

gygax!, Thursday, 17 October 2002 20:56 (twenty-one years ago) link

i think you're all idiots.

thanks markpanon

donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 17 October 2002 20:59 (twenty-one years ago) link

I'm glad people finally started discussing the substantive contents of the magazine.

I'm interested in something nabisco said and to which suzy hinted: "I'm sorry, but I think printing a lifestyle and fashion magazine is inherently ignoring the poor and kowtowing to the rich.

I'm not trying to pick on nabisco, because he was careful to say that there's nothing wrong with this (I hope he meant fashion and lifestyle, not kowtowing to the rich, BTW) and because he is in transit to NY (yay!), but why are the poor not presumed to be interested in, or to be entitled to, fashions and lifestyles?

As Andrew Farrell said upthread: "Insisting that the poor prioritze the things you want them to => yellow card!"

As I mentioned on the "Style Mags C/D?" thread, it's fine with me personally whatever people want to do with their clothes, but as the first "anon" poster mentioned, I think Vice gives coverage to an aesthetic that has less to do with money than imagination. Sure, they are often mean, but it's never "oh look at the big occlusions in THIS person's diamond tiara, what an impoverished loser, haha" it's often more like "why did this person assemble THAT particular ensemble from the the thrift store and decide to wear all the tiger prints at once?" or "hey, it's kind of nifty when guys shave their legs below the knee."

You can see beauty and non-beauty everywhere in the world, if you want to, even in a pile of garbage. Just because I can't afford a Mantegna painting doesn't mean I'm not allowed to look at it.

felicity (felicity), Thursday, 17 October 2002 21:38 (twenty-one years ago) link

oh big deal. most of the time i am fighting the urge to not punch people in the face because i think my opinions are the only vali8d ones. i have no idea whether i'm being sarcastic anymore.

di smith (lucylurex), Thursday, 17 October 2002 23:02 (twenty-one years ago) link

hello di! gee, where have you been?

felicity (felicity), Thursday, 17 October 2002 23:09 (twenty-one years ago) link

I want to know who people think is the narrator in Vice? I mean, a magazine article is written with a narrative voice, right? Some seem to be pretty much how the writer would speak to -- well, who? Her younger brother? Other narrative voices are more constructed, more cognisant of the point much made on this thread that talking in a magazine is *not* talking to your friends. It's precisely Vice's affectation of an ignorant, informal, in-group voice which is its boldest confection.

'I checked out Gang of Four, Love, and Frank Zappa after hearing how influential they were and all I heard was a bunch of gay weirdos going “pajama people, pajama people.” Fuck that.'

I mean, who is actually talking there? Did the writer really do that and think that, or are they in fact a sophisticate with a huge and respectful knowledge of the history of rock? Is this a form of creative writing in which a journalist becomes a kind of dramatist, enacting his/her idea of a naive, 'hard-assed' music fan just about to form his/her own canon of taste? So then we have to ask, as a dramatist, can this writer construct a compelling or amusing or recognisable character?

I think we have to say that Vice does create an amusing parody of a certain teen nihilism, and that it's ambivalent enough to convince some teens, and to amuse some older sophisticates who see it for the fabrication it is.

Isn't it interesting that rock writers might be starting to play around with 'unreliable narration' in this way?

Momus (Momus), Thursday, 17 October 2002 23:21 (twenty-one years ago) link

momus do you like richard meltzer?

mark s (mark s), Thursday, 17 October 2002 23:27 (twenty-one years ago) link

tee hee.

jess (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 17 October 2002 23:31 (twenty-one years ago) link

(dammit mark.)

jess (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 17 October 2002 23:32 (twenty-one years ago) link

hello di! gee, where have you been?

at the whorehouse with a face fulla makeup, where'd you think?

di smith (lucylurex), Thursday, 17 October 2002 23:34 (twenty-one years ago) link

i only did that to make you post again jess

i haf read 0.0002% of this thread (ie jess promising he won't post again and the sentence before my own post)

mark s (mark s), Thursday, 17 October 2002 23:35 (twenty-one years ago) link

haha, di :)

felicity (felicity), Thursday, 17 October 2002 23:36 (twenty-one years ago) link

thanks markpanon

er, good sleuthing there josh.

mark p (Mark P), Friday, 18 October 2002 00:11 (twenty-one years ago) link

Hey, welcome back Mark S! If you can be bothered to read this thread through you'll find a bit in the middle where some people were waiting for you to arrive and fire the silver bullet which would deliver them from both Momus and Vice. They were like 'It would just take one post! We don't know what that post is, exactly, but that's all it would take, tee hee!'

You have a heavy responsibility on your shoulders! But have mercy, before you fire off the post, ask yourself, would the world really be better without Momus and Vice? And while you're doing that, I'm going to call a referendum on alt.fan.momus and get a 100% confidence vote.

Momus (Momus), Friday, 18 October 2002 01:22 (twenty-one years ago) link

wow.

mark p (Mark P), Friday, 18 October 2002 01:40 (twenty-one years ago) link

601

donut bitch (donut), Friday, 18 October 2002 01:48 (twenty-one years ago) link

The thread is almost a Ladytron album now.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 18 October 2002 01:59 (twenty-one years ago) link

suddenly Nas's "One Mic" plays in my head.....

Honda, Friday, 18 October 2002 01:59 (twenty-one years ago) link

The thread is almost a Ladytron album now.

You stole my joke!

Jody Beth Rosen, Friday, 18 October 2002 02:01 (twenty-one years ago) link

And I'm GLAD I tell ya!

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 18 October 2002 02:10 (twenty-one years ago) link

"We (and by 'we' I mean fags, non-fags, art fags and Vice readers) are a lot quicker and more creative when it comes to messing with language than Bushites in pickup trucks."

I posted a big long response to this then deleted it cz it's 5.35 am and I'm only bodily awake cz of my asthma, and no way is my brain awake.

mark s (mark s), Friday, 18 October 2002 03:09 (twenty-one years ago) link

Harshing on race questions and raising populist "fucking rich, poverty is cool, fuck shit up" slogans is exactly one of the modes of fascism. Not to say that vice is this, but absolutely to say that it's trash-war outlook isn't exactly a redeeming feature. This is also why Eminem is far less reactionary than Vice.

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Friday, 18 October 2002 04:07 (twenty-one years ago) link

who did that, Sterling?

felicity (felicity), Friday, 18 October 2002 04:31 (twenty-one years ago) link

Can we have a moratorium on the word 'fascist' unless we're talking about some wops in the 1920s

dave q, Friday, 18 October 2002 04:39 (twenty-one years ago) link

dave q, can't you see we are reclaiming the word from these people?

felicity (felicity), Friday, 18 October 2002 04:55 (twenty-one years ago) link

I'd like to reclaim the phrase 'pickup trucks' being as I drive one.

James Blount (James Blount), Friday, 18 October 2002 05:11 (twenty-one years ago) link


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