http://www.clickhole.com/article/changing-times-random-house-has-instructed-toni-mo-6628
― nomar, Thursday, 21 September 2017 18:02 (six years ago) link
^^^ this is wonderful
― this iphone speaks many languages (DJP), Thursday, 21 September 2017 18:13 (six years ago) link
http://www.clickhole.com/article/must-see-tv-vanna-white-revealed-true-name-god-whe-6722
― silverfish, Tuesday, 3 October 2017 20:42 (six years ago) link
the tags
― goole, Wednesday, 4 October 2017 18:21 (six years ago) link
http://www.clickhole.com/article/emotional-confession-giada-de-laurentiis-wrote-hea-6770
prepare to die
― imago, Thursday, 19 October 2017 13:39 (six years ago) link
someone was inspired!
http://www.clickhole.com/quiz/can-you-match-stephen-king-monster-novels-drawn-ou-6856
― scott seward, Friday, 20 October 2017 17:35 (six years ago) link
This has to be the angriest thing I've seen on Clickhole or The Onion
http://www.clickhole.com/article/we-employees-clickholecom-have-voted-unanimously-d-6952
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 3 November 2017 20:25 (six years ago) link
That is the first Clickhole article I've seen that isn't tagged with "WOW"
― the Hannah Montana of the Korean War (DJP), Friday, 3 November 2017 20:27 (six years ago) link
ironically enough, wow
― imago, Friday, 3 November 2017 20:40 (six years ago) link
4d checkers
― Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 3 November 2017 21:54 (six years ago) link
you guys! this one!
http://www.clickhole.com/quiz/how-well-do-you-know-6-parts-dog-6949
― scott seward, Tuesday, 7 November 2017 18:30 (six years ago) link
also, that One Direction history was inspired.
http://www.clickhole.com/article/if-youre-five-boys-you-can-do-anything-oral-histor-6913
Niall Horan: Zayn leaving knocked out huge chunks of our back catalog. We couldn’t perform “Zayn’s Lament,” “A Zayn Will Rise (The Cycle Of Zayn Part II),” or even “A Trial And A Reckoning (The Cycle Of Zayn Part VII).” We were sending fans home disappointed every night.
― scott seward, Tuesday, 7 November 2017 18:36 (six years ago) link
A re-up, so you may have seen it already, but still absolutely worth reposting.
http://www.clickhole.com/quiz/which-one-my-garbage-sons-are-you-1458
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 20 November 2017 21:16 (six years ago) link
https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t31.0-8/23826050_1971430463097210_6741132498910659370_o.jpg?oh=4b8f1bde79e2176b00a16266bfae0e3b&oe=5A894BE9
― Monster fatberg (Phil D.), Monday, 20 November 2017 21:39 (six years ago) link
lmfao
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 21 November 2017 16:29 (six years ago) link
The garbage sons thing is one of the crowning achievements of the internet (no sarcasm)
― Chuck_Tatum, Tuesday, 21 November 2017 16:30 (six years ago) link
its one of the best pieces of writing
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 21 November 2017 16:35 (six years ago) link
and we dont know who wrote it!
its not brendan ohare as someone suggested upthread btw, i know because patricia lockwood tweeted saying she me the writer in chicago on her book tour and the day she was in chicago ohare posted a picture from pennsylvania, i tweeted at lockwood asking who it was and no response
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 21 November 2017 16:37 (six years ago) link
lmao
― Simon H., Tuesday, 21 November 2017 16:39 (six years ago) link
this has been bother me for a while!
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 21 November 2017 16:41 (six years ago) link
every time i reread i forget about the blowhole full of bones, it's so beautiful
― Chuck_Tatum, Tuesday, 21 November 2017 16:43 (six years ago) link
the person who wrote that is responsible for most of clickhole's best content i think, and is probably the pre-eminent american humorist of our age
― imago, Tuesday, 21 November 2017 16:45 (six years ago) link
whoever they are
are you a big jazz boy or a little jazz boy is their other masterpiece
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 21 November 2017 16:52 (six years ago) link
i just had to stop reading "Garbage Boys" on the bus because i was embarrassed at how hard i was stifled laughing
― faked potato (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 21 November 2017 17:09 (six years ago) link
It's a very post-Tim and Eric thing, the way "big jazz boy" "garbage sons" "nice dad" etc are repeated throughout.
― Evan, Tuesday, 21 November 2017 17:22 (six years ago) link
saab owners die angry
― mh, Tuesday, 21 November 2017 19:22 (six years ago) link
One time, all my garbage sons got together to build an enormous marble statue of me weeping in the front seat of my wonderful car. The base of the statue had the inscription “I Don’t Cry. I Saab.”
― omar little, Tuesday, 21 November 2017 19:27 (six years ago) link
― lag∞n, Tuesday, November 21, 2017 11:37 AM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
this prompted me to reread "the lake isle of innisfree"
― ur-oik (rip van wanko), Tuesday, 21 November 2017 19:52 (six years ago) link
― mh, Tuesday, 21 November 2017 19:22 (one hour ago) Permalink
I really want this shirt tbh
― IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Tuesday, 21 November 2017 21:15 (six years ago) link
The big jazz boy piece reads a little like a Ginsberg poem
― IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Tuesday, 21 November 2017 21:17 (six years ago) link
or something beat anyway, not sure if I'm thinking of ginsberg
http://images2.onionstatic.com/clickhole/5100/6/16x9/800.jpg
― crüt, Wednesday, 22 November 2017 08:05 (six years ago) link
Making Things Right: The Pentagon Is Launching A Ballistic Missile Attack On Hawaii To Restore Faith In The Nuclear Alert System
― Millennial Whoop, wanna fight about it? (Phil D.), Tuesday, 16 January 2018 21:34 (six years ago) link
Thanken to mein goode educatardo, ay rememberen thar sturry ov Jengus Christler dyinn on thar crossler far thar sens ov mandkindler, sparcefically masturbatarto. Thez ez warst sen en thar eyyes ov Godde.
http://www.clickhole.com/quiz/und-hungry-hogg-have-aten-oll-th-bibles-een-aur-ve-7189
― scott seward, Thursday, 18 January 2018 18:52 (six years ago) link
I'm in awe
― mh, Thursday, 18 January 2018 18:56 (six years ago) link
also, this. while i'm at it.
http://www.clickhole.com/article/5-dove-commercials-lean-pretty-heavily-biting-head-7128
― scott seward, Thursday, 18 January 2018 18:58 (six years ago) link
wow
― IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Thursday, 18 January 2018 19:01 (six years ago) link
ha, Dove ads should be the target of more Clickhole imo
― kinder, Thursday, 18 January 2018 19:04 (six years ago) link
the Hung’ry hOgge one is an incredible treasure
― ogmor, Friday, 19 January 2018 12:48 (six years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/9p3DqtN.png
― Chuck_Tatum, Friday, 19 January 2018 13:39 (six years ago) link
Finally:http://www.clickhole.com/article/much-needed-fix-ea-has-announced-upcoming-patch-ge-7188
― Spencer Chow, Wednesday, 24 January 2018 22:21 (six years ago) link
http://images2.onionstatic.com/clickhole/5156/3/original/800.jpg
― Spencer Chow, Wednesday, 24 January 2018 22:22 (six years ago) link
this is amazing
― while my dirk gently weeps (symsymsym), Thursday, 25 January 2018 04:55 (six years ago) link
Gut-wrenching: Italian Waiter Grinds Fresh Black Pepper Onto Daughter’s Grave pic.twitter.com/HBofeIw7c6— ClickHole (@ClickHole) February 13, 2018
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 13 February 2018 19:23 (six years ago) link
lol jesus christ
― It's not delivery, it's Adorno! (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 13 February 2018 20:22 (six years ago) link
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fCFRbcSmvCc
https://youtu.be/fCFRbcSmvCc
― Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Friday, 16 February 2018 07:30 (six years ago) link
Fuck, i dont know how to do this
Don’t blame yourself the auto-embed is pretty specific.
― direct to consumer online mattress brand (silby), Friday, 16 February 2018 07:31 (six years ago) link