Jesus Fucking Christ: evangelical bigwig opposed gay marriage "because it takes the dirt and danger out of clandestine sex with rent-a-men"

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Mike Jones is Grade-A man meat for a 59 year old hooker.

― researching ur life (grady), Friday, 3 November 2006 19:47 (nineteen years ago)

Haha isn't he 49?

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Friday, 3 November 2006 19:49 (nineteen years ago)

omg I so ashamed of running joke abt rachel ray between me n the wife

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 3 November 2006 19:50 (nineteen years ago)

49. sorry. Def. hot for 49 though, too.

― researching ur life (grady), Friday, 3 November 2006 19:52 (nineteen years ago)

http://slacktivist.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/mike.jpg

media/blog coverage:

-from Time Magazine

-Reaction from the guy who wrote that Harper's piece

-my usual go-to-guy for stuff like this, who mentions that Haggard was one of the guys who supported the fundies running amuck at the U.S. Air Force Academy(also located in Colorado Springs, where I almost attended)

-Dan Savage and here

― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 3 November 2006 19:55 (nineteen years ago)

omg I so ashamed of running joke abt rachel ray between me n the wife

???

― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 3 November 2006 19:58 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha

http://static.crooksandliars.com/2006/11/haggerd-bush.jpg

― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 3 November 2006 20:00 (nineteen years ago)

awesome!

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 3 November 2006 20:02 (nineteen years ago)

(ethan's ref'ing a post of mine on the thread about TV chefs for no apparent reason)

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 3 November 2006 20:04 (nineteen years ago)

The portrait of George Washington there has no comment.

― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 3 November 2006 20:04 (nineteen years ago)

glad something came along to boot Kerry offa the headlines

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 3 November 2006 20:07 (nineteen years ago)

unfortunately, no TDS/TCR tonight, which their writers must be kicking themselves over, since this story will probably be overtaken by whatever happens next by sunday/monday.

― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 3 November 2006 20:12 (nineteen years ago)

remember katrina-gate happening when they were on vacation for a week?

― researching ur life (grady), Friday, 3 November 2006 20:31 (nineteen years ago)

unfortunately, for certain select die-hard evangelicals, i think this is only going to cement the belief that no one, NO ONE!! is safe from the temptations of TEH GAY MENACE.
-- elmo argonaut (elmo.oxyge...), November 3rd, 2006 8:57 AM.

I'm starting to believe that people who say "homosexuality is a choice" and believe that exposure to the very concept opens the door to "conversion" are... well... telling the truth as they know it.

― hearditonthexico (rogermexico), Friday, 3 November 2006 20:42 (nineteen years ago)

Is it as good and even-handed as everyone is making it out to be?

I'm waiting for the DVD also. In other news, the Jesus Camp camp won't be in ND anytime soon.

― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Friday, 3 November 2006 20:45 (nineteen years ago)

How much meth can you get for $100-$200?

― Mike Dixn (Mike Dixon), Friday, 3 November 2006 20:59 (nineteen years ago)

He'z on MSNBC again right now.

― researching ur life (grady), Friday, 3 November 2006 21:03 (nineteen years ago)

telling the truth as they know it.

yeah, similarly, i think that these folks' fucked-up view of gay people comes from the few massively closeted & dysfunctional gay folks in their own midst. In other words, when you repress that much, that deeply, for that long, shit's gunna manifest itself in even more fucked up ways.

― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 3 November 2006 21:11 (nineteen years ago)

"How much meth can you get for $100-$200?"

An 1/8th probably.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Friday, 3 November 2006 21:15 (nineteen years ago)

Which would last this guy, like, how long?

― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 3 November 2006 21:18 (nineteen years ago)

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=65374563

― and what (ooo), Friday, 3 November 2006 21:19 (nineteen years ago)

excellent find.

Movies Napoleon Dynamite

oh and like this is a big fucking surprise

― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 3 November 2006 21:21 (nineteen years ago)

"Which would last this guy, like, how long?"

Depends. Probably last a serious user a week if they only used it themselves. If he was sharing it with a bunch of folks, maybe as little time as a long weekend.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Friday, 3 November 2006 21:23 (nineteen years ago)

very dissapointed Pastor Ted's myspace has disabled comments.

― researching ur life (grady), Friday, 3 November 2006 21:32 (nineteen years ago)

Who I'd like to meet:

Jesus... after I die.

― researching ur life (grady), Friday, 3 November 2006 21:32 (nineteen years ago)

Ross Parsley

― geoff (gcannon), Friday, 3 November 2006 21:35 (nineteen years ago)

Ross's comments are NOT disabled...and he has music! His own!

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=57573578

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 3 November 2006 21:36 (nineteen years ago)

scary amount of dudes have him as a friend & unironically list him as one of their heroes

― and what (ooo), Friday, 3 November 2006 21:38 (nineteen years ago)

Of that I have no doubt, sadly.

Talking to reporters outside his house Friday, Haggard denied the sex allegations but said that he did buy meth from the man because he was curious.

Wasn't that a King of the Hill episode?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 3 November 2006 21:39 (nineteen years ago)

I mean, I guess it should be obvious, but the only way to categorize hot, hot sex between two or more anonymous, muscular studs in a sleazy bathhouse as a "temptation" is if you find it... well... tempting.

Especially when the weak-willed perverts who shamelessly embrace their degenerate lifestyle are allowed to rub it in your face like that. With their Halloween parades. Because that's the day of witchcraft.

― hearditonthexico (rogermexico), Friday, 3 November 2006 21:40 (nineteen years ago)

I'm particulary charmed that he admits to receiving a massage from the studly rent-boy, "but no sex!"

― hearditonthexico (rogermexico), Friday, 3 November 2006 21:44 (nineteen years ago)

Haha well he admits to buying speed, "but not using it" so at least he's consistent.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Friday, 3 November 2006 21:50 (nineteen years ago)

'Didn't inhale' takes on an entirely new meaning.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 3 November 2006 21:50 (nineteen years ago)

Wasn't it Gladstone who said he went and talked to prostitutes each weekend?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 3 November 2006 21:51 (nineteen years ago)

Here we go:

In July 1839 he married Catherine. The two maintained a 'rescue' home for prostitutes and Gladstone would, famously, trawl London streets at night, trying to persuade prostitutes to start a new life.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 3 November 2006 21:51 (nineteen years ago)

I'm still not sure how people don't anticipate this kind of PR drain-circling --

ESCORT: We had sex and did meth.
HAGGARD: That man is lying. I don't even know him.
ESCORT: No really, we had sex and did meth.
HAGGARD: Oh, him. He's just my masseur! That's all!
ESCORT: No, we had sex and did meth.
HAGGARD: Oh right, meth. I forgot, I bought some once, just to look at it.
ESCORT: No, we had sex and did meth.
HAGGARD: Oh, you mean sexual intercourse!

(etc.)

― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 3 November 2006 21:52 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha. BBC with teh snarky scare-quote action.

― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 3 November 2006 21:53 (nineteen years ago)

From all of their accounts, though, Ned, Gladstone really did just try to make them reform.

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 3 November 2006 21:53 (nineteen years ago)

Leave to a politician to do better than a priest.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 3 November 2006 21:55 (nineteen years ago)

fuck the evil away

― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 3 November 2006 21:56 (nineteen years ago)

these denials are SO convincing

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 3 November 2006 21:56 (nineteen years ago)

fuck the evil away

G. Boccaccio to thread!

"I see now the truth of what the good folk in Capsa told me, that serving God is a delight; for I never remember doing anything that gave me as much joy and pleasure as this putting the Devil in Hell. So I think the people who spend their time otherwise than in serving God must be very foolish."

― hearditonthexico (rogermexico), Friday, 3 November 2006 22:01 (nineteen years ago)

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c90/gradygillan/TED.gif

― researching ur life (grady), Friday, 3 November 2006 22:29 (nineteen years ago)

treo stylus?

― geoff (gcannon), Friday, 3 November 2006 22:39 (nineteen years ago)

november surprise

― deej.. (deej..), Friday, 3 November 2006 22:41 (nineteen years ago)

toothpick

― gbx (skowly), Friday, 3 November 2006 22:41 (nineteen years ago)

meth straw

― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 3 November 2006 23:18 (nineteen years ago)

urethra tickler

― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 3 November 2006 23:35 (nineteen years ago)

Voice mails indicate serial drug-buying and thowing-away?
"Hi Mike, this is Art. Hey, I was just calling to see if we could get any more. Either $100 or $200 supply,"

― Mike Dixn (Mike Dixon), Friday, 3 November 2006 23:39 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, Ed Schultz was having big fun with this today on his show, with even a local law-enforcement-type called in and said, in effect, "$200 is not for first-time use; $200 is a party."

― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 3 November 2006 23:43 (nineteen years ago)

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