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82. rugged old cop dude "sneakily" pouring whiskey from a flask into his coffee

― got yourself a fish biscuit! (nickalicious), Friday, 6 October 2006 12:42 (nineteen years ago)

83. cop who lost the perp on a drinking jag throws not-quite-empty-yet booze bottle against wall/into fireplace

― got yourself a fish biscuit! (nickalicious), Friday, 6 October 2006 12:43 (nineteen years ago)

83. cop who lost the perp, on a drinking jag throws not-quite-empty-yet booze bottle against wall/into fireplace

― got yourself a fish biscuit! (nickalicious), Friday, 6 October 2006 12:43 (nineteen years ago)

whoops!

― got yourself a fish biscuit! (nickalicious), Friday, 6 October 2006 12:43 (nineteen years ago)

84. Steely cop breaks troubled youth in interrogation. As troubled youth is pulled from the room, possibly crying/yelling, hardened cop looks off in the distance with a there-but-for-the-grace-of-God-go-I expression, remembering his own dark childhood. "I grew up on the same streets as that kid, O'Mally... hard life for anyone..."

― vingt regards (vignt_regards), Friday, 6 October 2006 12:44 (nineteen years ago)

81. fat dirty vested junkie taunts cops, only to be slammed against the wall in quest for info. eventually blabs and ends blabbing with "that's all I know I swear!!", is thrown back onto broken down couch like a crumpled piece of paper

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 6 October 2006 12:45 (nineteen years ago)

86. evil FBI agents muslce in on flat-foot hero cops case, precinct captain secretly lets flat-foot hero cop get on with the case but he must solve it WITHIN 24 HOURS!

― Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 6 October 2006 12:45 (nineteen years ago)

"muscle" even

― Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 6 October 2006 12:46 (nineteen years ago)

and that should be 'hero flat-foot cop'. jeez i'm tired today

― Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 6 October 2006 12:47 (nineteen years ago)

87. After briefing at start of shift, the cops start to leave. Chief yells 'Let's be careful out there'.

― Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Friday, 6 October 2006 12:51 (nineteen years ago)

88. Cop whose lost his partner in a gun fight goes to practice range and shoots the target to pieces.

― Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Friday, 6 October 2006 12:53 (nineteen years ago)

89. The cops have to investigate an antigay hate crime. a slightly homophobic cop has to hang around with a tranny or something and ends up having New Found Respect for her.

― Mark Co (Markco), Friday, 6 October 2006 12:54 (nineteen years ago)

88. Police chief forced to suspend hardboiled cop with anger management/alcohol issues. "I'm sorry, I wish it could be different but you leave me no choice. Go home. Get some rest."

― Roz (Roz), Friday, 6 October 2006 12:55 (nineteen years ago)

that should be 90. oops.

― Roz (Roz), Friday, 6 October 2006 12:56 (nineteen years ago)

91. "Murphy", a fat wisecracking cop makes fun of the hero at the local watering hole over an incident where he accidentally shot his partner. Hero freaks out and attacks him. "Murphy" laughs as hero's friends restrain him "take it easy there partner! you're gonna kill ANOTHER cop, hahahaha!"

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 6 October 2006 13:16 (nineteen years ago)

92. Murphy turns out to be corrupt or else is horribly moidered by a serial killer

― Mark Co (Markco), Friday, 6 October 2006 13:19 (nineteen years ago)

93. "I'm just trying to get my kids back."

― got yourself a fish biscuit! (nickalicious), Friday, 6 October 2006 13:43 (nineteen years ago)

94. Detective duo enter a place of business in search of a suspect. A worker or boss is asked where suspect is, and our heroes are duly informed. The worker/boss says “hey Julio, these guys are here to see you!” and/or points in suspect’s general direction; suspect immediately drops whatever he’s doing and takes off like a bat outta hell. He is caught in short order, usually during or after jumping a fence. One detective then mutters “I love it when they’re stupid” or some such comment.
95. detective encounters on-the-job situation that cause him to worry about similar situations that could befall his children, and thus begins to take case a mite too seriously

― Raymond Cummings (Raymond Cummings), Friday, 6 October 2006 13:48 (nineteen years ago)

95. new rookie cop teams up with 'ace' cop. rookie cop accidentally calls ace cop by nickname he's overheard other cops in the precinct call him (unaware that said nickname is actually an insult or refers to a humurous event in ace cops career). rest of precinct falls silent with hysteria and ace cop goes, after a brief moment of shock, utterly ape shit at rookie cop.

― Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 6 October 2006 13:50 (nineteen years ago)

95. detective encounters on-the-job situation that cause him to worry about similar situations that could befall his children, and thus begins to take case a mite too seriously

Hahahhaa.. see every episode of L&O SVU for further examples.. love it.

― vingt regards (vignt_regards), Friday, 6 October 2006 13:51 (nineteen years ago)

97. "hey detective, don't you have enough work to do without giving decent citizens a hard time?"

― Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Friday, 6 October 2006 13:53 (nineteen years ago)

98. "why don't you take some time off, Danko, get some rest."

"What, you want my badge, Captain!?"

"I don't want your badge! I want you to go home, take a vacation, go fishing, I don't care what you do, but you're too close on this one and you're hurting the case! You pull another stunt like the one today and the DA will have more than your badge!"

― scott seward (scott seward), Friday, 6 October 2006 14:01 (nineteen years ago)

99. Regardless of time of year, any corpses found outside are at least partially covered with dead leaves.

― === temporary username === (Mark C), Friday, 6 October 2006 14:07 (nineteen years ago)

100. Rookie cop throws up on seeing grizzly corpse.

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Friday, 6 October 2006 14:08 (nineteen years ago)

i swear after all these years my one main pleasure in watching law & order now is the initial finding of the body by random people. the conversations that people are having before they stumble upon the corpse is always so lame.

― scott seward (scott seward), Friday, 6 October 2006 14:09 (nineteen years ago)

101. Every single piece of evidence worth camera time formds a crucial part of the forensic jigsaw.

102. Every suspect with cuts and bruises on his knuckles is guilty.

103. Suspects under 25 years of age are seldom guilty of the crime in question but have ALWAYS committed some other felony, occasionally even more serious than what's being investigated.

104. A poor but noble person who makes a confession will always be covering up for a child/parent who inevitably finds out about it and then confesses themselves to save original confessor.

― === temporary username === (Mark C), Friday, 6 October 2006 14:11 (nineteen years ago)

105. cop takes dab of giant bag of coke with finger...."it's cocaine"

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 6 October 2006 14:12 (nineteen years ago)

xxpost Scott, you're totally completely ENTIRE otm.

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Friday, 6 October 2006 14:15 (nineteen years ago)

105. All perps are in fantastic shape and excell at evading-arrest sidewalk olympics. Only some of the cops are competetive in these events, however. The decisive event is the back-alley chain-link fence scramble.

― slugbuggy (slugbuggy), Friday, 6 October 2006 15:08 (nineteen years ago)

107. Probably as many streetwalkers hanging around station house being processed as there are out on the streets at any given moment.

― slugbuggy (slugbuggy), Friday, 6 October 2006 15:12 (nineteen years ago)

108. hooker who gives up info on a bad guy is offered protection. she declines, saying "look i know the streets. i have friends out there. i'll be fine." the last scene before the next commercial break involves a cop receiving a phone call that her body has been found in an alley, then the cop watches soulfully as she's zipped up into a body bag.

― gear (gear), Friday, 6 October 2006 16:47 (nineteen years ago)

109a. (movie version) Cop who's < 1 month from retiring - "I'm too old for this shit"
109b. (TV version) Cop who's < 1 month from retiring - "I'm too old for this"

― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Friday, 6 October 2006 18:02 (nineteen years ago)

110. Cop has little to no prized possessions except for a classic muscle car (Mustang, Challenger, Olds 4-4-2, etc.) which is destroyed in explosion and/or fall off of cliff by Chief Villain.

― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Friday, 6 October 2006 18:04 (nineteen years ago)

111. A Fed/G-Man in a spotless three-piece suit and dress shoes is able to catchup to a perp who's dressed in something more appropriate for a foot chase. Doesn't matter if the perp is hopped up on meth/PCP.

A recent episode of Numb3rs actually addressed this: one Fed says to the other "Why do they always run?" and the other replies "It's the suit. They always think they can outrun a guy in a suit."

― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Friday, 6 October 2006 18:08 (nineteen years ago)

112. Gang member reconsiders life path when younger sibling falls under sway of charismatic gang leader, reluctantly cooperates with police to bring down said gang leader and prevent sibling from repeating his own mistakes. Sibling rejects all entreaties in favor of easy posh life and street respect, until final showdown in which gang leader uses sibling as hostage in attempt to escape police and save his own ass.

"I thought you were cool, Marcus, someone I wanted to be like. But you ain't NUTHIN', you're just a chicken-butt PUNK!"

110a. Oftentimes the cop will also have a sweet boat, for the ladies.

― slugbuggy (slugbuggy), Friday, 6 October 2006 18:12 (nineteen years ago)

111. At some point, cops will have to visit someone who lives on a boat in the harbor for questioning.

― researching ur life (grady), Friday, 6 October 2006 18:36 (nineteen years ago)

114. Final shootout in a factory/industrial building that has no apparent purpose other than manufacturing smoke and steam.

― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Friday, 6 October 2006 18:37 (nineteen years ago)

115. Cop is left alone in interrogation room with creepy suspect who has a penchant for mind games. Cop knows suspect is guilty but has zero evidence. Cop looses cool and starts yelling at the suspect to confess. Suspect gives an evil grin and the starts head butting the wall until face is bloodied, making it look like that cop lost his cool and beat him up. Suspect has evil laugh & grin on bloody face prior to other cops entering the room.

― researching ur life (grady), Friday, 6 October 2006 18:39 (nineteen years ago)

116. there is some streetsmart skatepunk kid who they can always go to for information

― got yourself a fish biscuit! (nickalicious), Friday, 6 October 2006 18:43 (nineteen years ago)

117. "We have a blurry photo from the traffic camera of the getaway car. Now just zoom in and clarify it so we can get the license plate number..."

― The Yellow Kid (The Yellow Kid), Friday, 6 October 2006 20:31 (nineteen years ago)

105. cop takes dab of giant bag of coke with finger...."it's cocaine"

Oi! See 76!

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Friday, 6 October 2006 20:38 (nineteen years ago)

114. Final shootout in a factory/industrial building that has no apparent purpose other than manufacturing smoke and steam.

114a. And has vats of liquid so the perp (stuntman) has something to fall into when he's shot off the catwalk.

― nickn (nickn), Friday, 6 October 2006 20:47 (nineteen years ago)

Oi! See 40!

40. Pinky. Cocaine. Tongue. "It's pure."

― nickn (nickn), Friday, 6 October 2006 20:49 (nineteen years ago)

oops

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Friday, 6 October 2006 20:56 (nineteen years ago)

what if they used a never-seen-otherwise switchblade(that the cop carries around to show that he's "street" n' shit) to cut the baggie and test the stuff?

― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Saturday, 7 October 2006 05:40 (nineteen years ago)

118: Exhausted lieutenant advises cops to "follow the trail", walks wearily into office.

― aimurchie (aimurchie), Saturday, 7 October 2006 06:34 (nineteen years ago)

119: "City hall wants your badge, Landy!"

― DV (dirtyvicar), Saturday, 7 October 2006 13:20 (nineteen years ago)

i love you all.

― shabba ranks (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 7 October 2006 17:05 (nineteen years ago)

120. irish wake at irish bar for any dead cop, irish or not

― shabba ranks (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 7 October 2006 17:06 (nineteen years ago)

121. the horrible spectacle of reverse racism at work when pastor/city councilman protects killer he knows to be guilty because he's black/asian/latino to MAKE A POINT

― shabba ranks (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 7 October 2006 17:10 (nineteen years ago)

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