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mary: check out p. 6 of the NY tax return booklet -- basically, if you have $7.5K of NY source income you have to file an NY state return.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 15 April 2005 04:58 (twenty-one years ago)

you CAN file for an extension, but you STILL have to pay the tax (TODAY!) -- payment can't be delayed, just filing.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 15 April 2005 04:59 (twenty-one years ago)

NB my current suggestion for the simplification of the tax code is to just have a damn standard deduction for self-employed business expenses! I mean, steadily more people work regular-ass jobs but get non-employee compensation; it's awkward to expect them to keep track of expenses as if they're running a small business, or expect them to sit around calculating the percentage of their apartments that they use for work, or whatever else. They really should just offer a table of optional standard expense deductions for people doing non-employee work, at least under a certain dollar amount; if you're making less than like $15,000 off of it, there's no reason you should have to keep records on every time you bought a printer cartridge or whatever. Granted, this only applies to people who aren't selling actual goods, or traveling a lot, or whatever -- but given the number of writers, designers, programmers, etc. who are in pretty much that position, it'd be a damn good thing to offer. It'd also make the IRS's job easier, insofar as fewer people would have reason to try and cheat on itemized expenses, and fewer people would have anything substantial to audit.

― nabiscothingy (nory), Friday, 15 April 2005 05:07 (twenty-one years ago)

What if a person, say, hadn't filed since that one time in '95 when they went out of their way to figure out how much they owed and realized they were owed $6 or something and didn't bother sending the form in?

What if that same person, flush from her recent successes, tried the same strategy in VA circa '96 and when a letter was sent to her, her mom sent them a letter back saying she was in Japan, and the taxman was not heard from again?

― Mary (Mary), Friday, 15 April 2005 06:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Wait a minute . . . I'm supposed to pay city taxes too?

― Mary (Mary), Friday, 15 April 2005 06:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, city taxes paid to the state. My NYC taxes were three times my basic state taxes!

― nabiscothingy (nory), Friday, 15 April 2005 13:59 (twenty-one years ago)

i kind of want to have a bunch of kids just so i can get more out of my city taxes.

― h0t h0t h0rsey (Carey), Friday, 15 April 2005 14:01 (twenty-one years ago)

I'd say OTM except you know I ain't putting no kids in these goddamn public schools around these parts.

― Allyzay Subservient 50s-Type (allyzay), Friday, 15 April 2005 14:58 (twenty-one years ago)

city taxes SUXOR ... that said, NYC residents get off relatively EASY. philly residents pay 4.5% to the city of philadelphia!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 15 April 2005 15:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Overheard today at a health fair: Should you be checking blood pressure on tax day?! Haha!

Overheard five minutes later at a different booth: Do you think I should get my blood pressure checked on tax day?! Haha!

Ahh, corporate humor!

Taxes fucking sucked it this year. Bad witholding = I owes .. uh ... LOT. But for the first time ever, I don't owe the city anything.

― dave225 (Dave225), Friday, 15 April 2005 15:31 (twenty-one years ago)

jesus you have to FILE your city taxes? thank god I don't have to do that. however, my city is completely broke so they'll probably start that soon.

― kyle (akmonday), Friday, 15 April 2005 15:52 (twenty-one years ago)

I only have to file if my employer fucks up and doesn't pay them. Oh, looks like employer didn't withhold the right amount again ...

― dave225 (Dave225), Friday, 15 April 2005 16:03 (twenty-one years ago)

You don't have to file city taxes separately, Kyle -- it's just a little sub-section of the state filing. ("If you are a resident of NYC, see table X, etc...")

I'm annoyed at the paltry tuition deductions they allow, too; a $4000/year cap doesn't come anywhere close to reflecting the cost of higher education; it'd barely cover tuition and fees at a community college! (And lord, if there's anything people should be able to spend money on tax-free, it's education that will theoretically lead to their paying a hell of a lot more taxes in the future.)

― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 15 April 2005 17:32 (twenty-one years ago)

not to mention that the student loan interest credit gets gradually phased out if you are single and earn b/w $50K and $65K, and if you earn more than $65K then you can't take that credit!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 15 April 2005 18:04 (twenty-one years ago)

three weeks pass...

HRCOCK: thanks for e-filing my stuff incorrectly, getting my taxes rejected, and never bothering to contact me about it! also thanks for not letting me know that the agent I had quit the day after filing them, so all my shit got lost, and now my taxes haven't been filed, I'll probably owe more IRS fees, and also thanks for giving me the impression that you aren't going to pay those for me even though this is all your fault. I hate you HRCOCK!

― kyle (akmonday), Monday, 9 May 2005 21:19 (twenty-one years ago)

hey assuming everything goes okay and I have my kid in december, I get to claim it as a deduction for the whole year, right? right?

― teeny (teeny), Monday, 9 May 2005 21:22 (twenty-one years ago)

There ya go, the kid's name should be Writeoff. (Sorry to hear about that, Kyle, what a mess. :-( )

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 9 May 2005 21:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Dear IRS,

Thanks for the $5 check I recieved int he mail today. Thanks for spending my tax money and everyone else's on the bookkeeping/paperwork neccesary to send out $5 checks. Really.

xoxo,
mouse

― mouse (mouse), Tuesday, 10 May 2005 00:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Oddly enough, I sent THEM a $5 check. So consider that a gift from me to you.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 10 May 2005 00:30 (twenty-one years ago)

hrmph

― mouse (mouse), Tuesday, 10 May 2005 00:33 (twenty-one years ago)

eight months pass...

i actually OWE taxes this year, wtf. first time for me, i'm totally p.o.'ed. i need to go kick something!

― ai lien (kold_krush), Friday, 27 January 2006 17:27 (twenty years ago)

I need to sort mine out this weekend. Last year I was owed money by the govt and I gave it to charity. If I owe anything this year I'm damn well taking it back.

― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 27 January 2006 17:46 (twenty years ago)

Are you using an accountant, ai lien? I somehow ended up owing over a grand because I just cashed that $300 check Shrubya threw at us during 9/11. Apparently, that was supposed to be reported on the return, and I got hit hard.

Anyway, I carry all of my delicate financial information to a woman who has an office off of MacArthur down by Starlite, next door to a liquor store. She's got me hundreds of dollars back from the IRS and the state, and she charges me like a hundred bucks to do it.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 27 January 2006 18:22 (twenty years ago)

Doers she give you dog biscuits?

― Serge Protecteur (nordicskilla), Friday, 27 January 2006 18:36 (twenty years ago)

Just mints.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 27 January 2006 18:43 (twenty years ago)

I need to deduct gas mileage and cell phone usage.

Are job-hunting expenses also allowed to deducted?

― kingfish kuribo's shoe (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 27 January 2006 19:36 (twenty years ago)

Yes.

― TOMBOT, Friday, 27 January 2006 19:41 (twenty years ago)

hooray!

― kingfish kuribo's shoe (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 27 January 2006 19:51 (twenty years ago)

p.p. i had the h&r b1ock do it for me after i did them myself. see, i thought i was doing it wrong wrong wrong since my math said that i OWED. then i had them do it and it turns out that i still owe. but $1 less than i figured. i haven't been this fuxxing cussy in awhile. insert current administration anger rant right here.

― ai lien (kold_krush), Friday, 27 January 2006 22:34 (twenty years ago)

there is no way you had to owe $1000 on $300.

― kyle (akmonday), Friday, 27 January 2006 22:39 (twenty years ago)

It was very complicated, kyle. Let me do my own taxes again, and I could find a way to owe a million.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 27 January 2006 22:51 (twenty years ago)

one year passes...

Who brought their 1040 to work today, just in case ILX gets dull?

― Dr Morbius, Thursday, 12 April 2007 16:52 (nineteen years ago)

haha HERE!

― kenan, Thursday, 12 April 2007 16:53 (nineteen years ago)

I knew there was something I liked about you!

― Dr Morbius, Thursday, 12 April 2007 16:55 (nineteen years ago)

Has anyone tried to deduct their phone bill yet? Apparently, there's a one-time deduction of fifty bucks this year because the IRS was taking taxes based on an outdated law from the Spanish-American War or something. I wish I had more information, but I heard about it too late anyway.

― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 12 April 2007 17:37 (nineteen years ago)

turbo tax asked automatically. I think it was $30 for me.

― Ms Misery, Thursday, 12 April 2007 17:40 (nineteen years ago)

It is a $30 deduction, yes.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 17:41 (nineteen years ago)

it is based on whether or not you had a long-distance service provider during the past x years (i forget the exact time frame)

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 12 April 2007 17:42 (nineteen years ago)

Who brought their 1040 to work today, just in case ILX gets dull?

guilty

― sleep, Thursday, 12 April 2007 17:42 (nineteen years ago)

Did mine during lunch.

― Ms Misery, Thursday, 12 April 2007 17:45 (nineteen years ago)

Did mine on Sunday. Was puzzled at the long distance hash but anyway.

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 12 April 2007 17:46 (nineteen years ago)

I happily dropped my check in the mail last weekend.

― Rock Hardy, Thursday, 12 April 2007 17:59 (nineteen years ago)

Do some of you still use paper forms? why?

― Ms Misery, Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:01 (nineteen years ago)

I'm not paying them until the very last minute. Thank you Washington DC for having some bizarro holiday on 4/16.

― Jaq, Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:02 (nineteen years ago)

federal deadline is extended until 4/17 anyway.

― Ms Misery, Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:05 (nineteen years ago)

which is perhaps what you meant. duh.

― Ms Misery, Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:05 (nineteen years ago)

I got my Maryland refund check yesterday. 45 bucks!

― Brent, Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:05 (nineteen years ago)

Do some of you still use paper forms? why?

The romance.

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:06 (nineteen years ago)

I filed electronically about a month ago, actually. The check I sent was the remainder I needed to send of my 1st Quarter estimated tax after my refund was applied.

― Rock Hardy, Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:07 (nineteen years ago)

Thank you Washington DC for having some bizarro holiday on 4/16.

hey that's my birthday okay? fuck you!

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 12 April 2007 18:09 (nineteen years ago)

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