America's Next Top Model

I think Kim is the cutest, but also she reminds me of a younger, stockier version of Linda Evangelista. Am I crazy for thinking that?

http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/allposters/mmph/c55892_rt.jpg

Linda E = Kim + Lisa.

OH HAPPY HAPPY DAY, CASSANDRA WILL GO HOME EMPTY-HANDED

Um, no we don't.

Cassandra = total douche but HOTT with the new hair.

Sadly, this is OTM.

One way or the other, I will be sad when she leaves the show.

"Don't get it twisted, J-Love! (Did I say it right? 'Twisted'?)"

- Whenever a girl stumbles on the catwalk.
- Whenever a girl cries.
- Any time J. Alexander wears high heels, dresses in women's clothing (full or partial), teaches the girls how to walk (or threatens that he needs to teach someone something).
- When there is gay talk or some girl-on-girl action.
- Do a shot and rip off your roommate's weave whenever Tyra gets ghetto.
- Do two shots whenever one of the contestants gets wasted.
- Every time Jay Manuel is on the screen, chug your liquor and throw the bottle/glass at the TV!
- Beer bong a beer whenever there's "Tyramail"
- Take a shot everytime TYRA PUTS A PICTURE OF HERSELF BEFORE THE UP-COMING SEGMENT!!!
- Drink whenever Ebony's(why was she picked?!?!?) catch pharse, 'Don't get it twisted.', is said.
- Everytime Tyra turns one girl's experience into a story about her mama, call your mother and drunkenly tell her why you never call her. Then take a shot!
- Drink every time a girl calls her Mom.
- Drink every time Twiggy talks about her career
- Drink every time J Manuel rolls his eyes or acts annoyed at a photo shoot.
- Drink every time the judges say the close up is great but the full body shot sucks
- Take a shot everytime Jay Manual instructs one of the girls to have "intensity behind the eyes" or when he says "you have to believe it otherwise I won't believe it."
- Take a shot everytime the girls are instructed to be "fierce," but you'd die of alcohol poisoning.
- Drink whenever Tyra demonstrates how the girls SHOULD do anything.
- Anytime they say Top Model or America's Next Top Model. Which is a lot due the elimination round.
- Anytime Twiggy says "I like that."
- Take a shot every time Tyra tells the girls..."you're still in the running toward becoming america's next top model."
- Take a shot each time tyra's forehead looks like an oil slick.
- Whenever a girl squeals at a pitch so high your dog begins to look confused.
- Whenever the editing team breaks out the crickets chirping.
- Whenever we hear about a girl's medical problems or problems with her parents.
- Anytime a girl complains about her Tyra-based makeover.
- Whenever the girls get excited over a relatively shitty celebrity (ODB, one of the Williams sisters, former ANTM winners, etc.)
- Everytime one of the girls says some kind of crap about wanting to be a model her whole life or how winning will change her life for the better, etc.
- Take a shot everytime one of the girls decrees that she wants it 'more than anyone'.
- Whenever a fight is started (+1 shot if it's physical).
- Whenever the photographer isn't "connecting" with the model.
- Whenevr the lesbian hooks up (+1 shot if it's with one of the models).
- Whenever the girls travel somewhere.
- Whenever a judge mentions a models "dead eyes".
- Whenever a girl says "i'm do/did/look/am better than her/all the girls.
- Drink any time Tyra says "I see (x amount) of beautiful girls before me".
- Drink any time Tyra says that she's paid her dues, so she can eat cheeseburgers and knows they will airbrush her photos.
- Drink any time any of the judges mention how androgynous Kim's look is.
- Take a shot when they say "COVER GIRL".

Is anybody else anticipating the hot (ha) lesbian action from the preview for the next episode? Who was it in the hot tub with the androgynous girl?

Just started watching this cycle.

God, Elyse is so obnoxious. Oh god, all models are so stupid, yet simultaneously, how dare J. misjudge me as stupid!

LOL @ "I am not willing to alienate Giselle, because she is the only one in Tokyo with a straightening iron."

This cycle is so ghetto.

this is still my favorite season.

I've only watched Cycle 8 and this one. I'm finding it weird that they used to ask the models what they think about their photos before commenting themselves.

Aw, I loved Elyse. I also loved Ebony; the face she made at the camera during Robin's sermon...!

Right when I was starting to really like Elyse, she said "I have tried to downplay my intellectual superiority, but..."

aspie rube