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the ep in which peggy has to teach sex ed was on last week, with one of my favorite bobby lines: "i'm worried about being a slut."

― lauren, Friday, 20 April 2007 15:42 (seventeen years ago) link

The Peggy episodes are the best, with my favorite being the one where she takes her class to Mexico on a field trip and accidentally kidnaps a Mexican girl. The one where she got the job at the Catholic school by pretending to be a nun was awesome too.

― n/a, Friday, 20 April 2007 15:45 (seventeen years ago) link

They did eventually send her a bit too far around the bend, but I think it's great that they dare to make the mother of a young child an unlikable domineering bitch.

― Oilyrags, Friday, 20 April 2007 15:48 (seventeen years ago) link

[quote[My favourite episode is the one where Bobby falls in love with Luanne's plastic beautician school head.[/quote]

that one is great, and also the one where he falls in love with kerri strug ("it is compulsory that you be my valentine").

― lauren, Friday, 20 April 2007 15:50 (seventeen years ago) link

oops.

― lauren, Friday, 20 April 2007 15:51 (seventeen years ago) link

Peggy isn't unlikeable! She's just a little ... overconfident.

― n/a, Friday, 20 April 2007 15:53 (seventeen years ago) link

the TV show with the crime-fighting priest taking a sip of communion wine and then blowing fire at the assassin sneaking up on him is one of the funniest moments in human history

― bernard snowy, Friday, 20 April 2007 15:59 (seventeen years ago) link

Monignor Montoya!

You know they made a live-action pilot of that as a proposed spinoff. That pilot is my holy grail.

― Oilyrags, Friday, 20 April 2007 16:00 (seventeen years ago) link

Vaya...CON DIOS!

― Oilyrags, Friday, 20 April 2007 16:01 (seventeen years ago) link

I like Peggy, she reminds me of my mom (also named Peggy! but Jewish and not from Texas - altho half of my family is in fact Texan Jews...)

― Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 20 April 2007 16:03 (seventeen years ago) link

No, wait. I think it's Monsignor Martinez, not Montoya.

― Oilyrags, Friday, 20 April 2007 16:04 (seventeen years ago) link

haha i like when bobby says his love with his girlfriend is stronger than his parents love which makes peggy self-conscious, and then when he breaks up w/ his girlfriend instead of sympathizing she does an 'i told you so'

― deej, Friday, 20 April 2007 16:10 (seventeen years ago) link

Peggy: "Your father and I have done things you can't even imagine!"
Hank: "Peggy!"

― deej, Friday, 20 April 2007 16:11 (seventeen years ago) link

whenever I'm in need of a fake name I resort to Rusty Shackleford

― Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 20 April 2007 16:12 (seventeen years ago) link

Kahn, trying to comfort Kahnnie on her breakup from Bobby: "You just dodged a chubby white bullet."

― Oilyrags, Friday, 20 April 2007 16:14 (seventeen years ago) link

"Why is your name Kahn Jr?"

"My parents wanted a boy."

"Mine too!"

― Oilyrags, Friday, 20 April 2007 16:14 (seventeen years ago) link

I stopped watching around 2000 because I started working Sunday nights and the Simpsons was starting to suck, so I couldn't bother to tape it. Watching the Season 5 & 6 KoTH DVDs has been pretty great.

― da croupier, Friday, 20 April 2007 16:19 (seventeen years ago) link

The Southern Gothic episode was fantastic.

BOBBY: I need a window seat, because this flower is wilting.

― brownie, Friday, 20 April 2007 16:19 (seventeen years ago) link

whenever I'm in need of a fake name I resort to Rusty Shackleford

-- Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, April 20, 2007 11:12 AM (7 minutes ago)

YES!!! although it's a bit disheartening that none of the many awesome fake names I've devised for myself even comes close to the greatness of Rusty Shackleford

― bernard snowy, Friday, 20 April 2007 16:21 (seventeen years ago) link

Squid boat!

― Oilyrags, Sunday, 22 April 2007 23:50 (seventeen years ago) link

dandy bobby in that super bowl episode makes me lol 2hard

― A B C, Monday, 23 April 2007 00:03 (seventeen years ago) link

Hanks dad character kinda grates after a while. That might be my only complaint of this great programme

― Ste, Monday, 23 April 2007 10:41 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm glad he's not on all of the time, the "mean bastard" schtick needs to be used sparingly.

― Nicole, Monday, 23 April 2007 14:23 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah 3rded on that

the episode w/ him where the guys are asked to join a roundtable on how to design a new tractor is pretty great though

― deej, Monday, 23 April 2007 14:40 (seventeen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Rusty Shackleford is real!

― nickalicious, Monday, 7 May 2007 15:37 (seventeen years ago) link

"Mom, this is just like one of those fundraisers for school where I sell candybars...is there any way you can eat yourself out of it?"

― nickalicious, Monday, 7 May 2007 15:37 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm still surprised anyone hates this show. (Uncomfortable with it, sure -- I'm thinking Edd Hurt's post well upthread as well as some other sentiments around -- but hate I don't get.)

― Ned Raggett, Monday, 7 May 2007 15:41 (seventeen years ago) link

a lotta people who've never seen it assume it's just Larry the Cable Guy-style redneck pandering

― bernard snowy, Monday, 7 May 2007 15:53 (seventeen years ago) link

I really don't know how anyone can stand to live with Peggy, though.

― Nicole, Monday, 7 May 2007 16:55 (seventeen years ago) link

God, I fucking love this show. Fave recent rewatch is Hank fillibustering over local water rights after Peggy forced him to read her 'musings' to the commission.

― Abbott, Monday, 7 May 2007 20:41 (seventeen years ago) link

The episode where she starts writing her musings is hilarious.

"The whales sing of joy and sorrow, of pain and loss. Like Leann Rhimes."

― deej, Monday, 7 May 2007 20:48 (seventeen years ago) link

Speaking of the musings, I loved that one where Peggy wrote a flag essay for Bobby, who would later steal some of her newest musings for others kid's essays he was now having to write.

"Someone must have hacked into my Kaypro!"

― C. Grisso/McCain, Monday, 7 May 2007 20:52 (seventeen years ago) link

"Wow, it's Frank Gorshin's birthday. He was The Riddler, you know."

― C. Grisso/McCain, Monday, 7 May 2007 21:01 (seventeen years ago) link

thats a gribble of an idea, bill!

― deej, Monday, 7 May 2007 21:02 (seventeen years ago) link

"Someone must have hacked into my Kaypro!"

i think i laughed about this for at least a minute. then i had to explain what a kaypro was to my wife.

― GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ, Monday, 7 May 2007 21:04 (seventeen years ago) link

KAYPRO eps. were all classic. Maybe it was just the one, but jesus how awesome.

― Abbott, Monday, 7 May 2007 21:06 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't know what a kaypro is

― Shakey Mo Collier, Monday, 7 May 2007 21:06 (seventeen years ago) link

[url=[Removed Illegal Link]

Wiki even has a list of other Kaypro references on other shows, including The Simpsons and Arrested Development.

― C. Grisso/McCain, Monday, 7 May 2007 21:16 (seventeen years ago) link

oops

― C. Grisso/McCain, Monday, 7 May 2007 21:17 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm still watching the shit out of all these.

had to laugh at the latest one, Grand Theft Arlen where Hank becomes addicted to a video game. Very similar to GTA. Altho one of the pimps looked a bit like the guy from Saints Row.

― Ste, Monday, 7 May 2007 22:40 (seventeen years ago) link

I like how they stuck in Snoop's cameo/white pimp into the game

― Shakey Mo Collier, Monday, 7 May 2007 22:50 (seventeen years ago) link

That guy (I can't remember his name, but he was the Mack Daddy of the OKC) was one of the goldest of all guest voices. When OutKast played the preachers at the mega-church, it wasn't nearly as good.

― Oilyrags, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 00:49 (seventeen years ago) link

"Alabaster Jones"!!

― Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 01:09 (seventeen years ago) link

By the way, the bastards at Fox have canceled this series on DVD, so six is the last one. Sucks because I don't get any real channels so I can't really ever see it in syndication.

I even wrote a letter to Fox. No response.

Second greatest show of all time (Honeymooners first)

― Manalishi, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 02:06 (seventeen years ago) link

WHY? wtf

― Abbott, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 02:09 (seventeen years ago) link

That's UTTERLY fucking bizarre. Can you provide a link?

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 02:10 (seventeen years ago) link

Fuckin' goobers. I guess the sales figs aren't big enough.

― Oilyrags, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 02:46 (seventeen years ago) link

On the other hand, that still gives us most of the peak material, I figure.

― Oilyrags, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 02:47 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't know, it has been consistently funny on a level the Simpsons hasn't been able to manage. But I just watch the reruns on fx anyway.

― Nicole, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 03:27 (seventeen years ago) link

haha Peggy records her own DVD commentaries

― Ste, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 22:24 (seventeen years ago) link

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