Favorite poster from NR's "The Corner"

what a funny joke!

from then on they dreamed of knifing me in my sleep

lol – Nordlinger's prose is so batty.

K-Lo's been fascinated by portraits of manhood today. Here's a letter. Guys, please help her.

re: Solid as a Rock [Kathryn Jean Lopez]

An e-mail from Boise, Idaho:

OF COURSE that's how it works to be a man, thought I don't
remember ever seeing spelled out so clearly. Part of our problem as a
culture is our inability to abide by male "rock-yness". But if you want a
good marriage and healthy family the guy needs to be the rock. Being the
rock sucks sometimes, so it's nice if your wife appreciates and makes live a
little softer where she can.

Analyzing "manliness" is like analyzing femininity or sex or love or God or
Rock n' Roll...you either get it or you don't and more analysis doesn't
necessarily lead to more understanding.

A little about me, mid-40s, parents divorced when I was 6, college dropout,
autodidact, IT professional, paleo-conservative, Lutheran (Missouri
Synod)married 20 yrs, two kids.

um i'd love to help k-lo out but where's the question

missouri synod, lol

k-lo playing with dolls again, kind of lol, mostly sad

Guess who's back.

Santorum Heads to Iowa, Looks Forward to Palin Memoir [Robert Costa]

Former Sen. Rick Santorum (R., Pa.) tells NRO that he looks forward to reading former Alaska governor Sarah Palin’s upcoming memoir, Going Rogue: An American Life, once it is published on November 17. “Sarah has jumped onto the scene and has been hammered by the mainstream media,” says Santorum. “This is an opportunity for her to show a more thoughtful side. She has a gift for prose. Hopefully that comes across.”

Santorum says he knows how it feels to be a conservative author dealing with unfriendly critics. In 2005, he published It Takes a Family: Conservatism and the Common Good. That book, wrote Congressional Quarterly, “whatever its virtues as a policy document and declaration of principles,” was also a “treasure trove of material for Democratic opposition researchers . . . working overtime to portray Santorum as an extremist moralizer.”

With It Takes a Family, “we went through the book to see if it had any ‘gotcha’ lines,” recalls Santorum. “The media loves to take a small part of a book only to twist and turn it around. Out of a 400-page book, they pulled out three lines and said ‘this is what the book is about.’ That was our fault, and we should have fixed those three lines. If Sarah’s book touches any of the issues in the Holy Grail of liberalism, she too will be attacked by critics on the left.”

She has a gift for prose.

Compare homosexuality to bestiality JUST ONCE and they never let you forget it.

It would be different if this dude wasn't a fount of lines that can be taken out of context with hilarious/horrifying results, such as "Sarah has jumped onto the scene and has been hammered by the mainstream media."

Santorum waved his gotcha-meter over the book, sending little starbursts of joy into the hearts of conservatives.

conservative complains about out-of-context quotes, man, that brightened my day

the holy grail of liberalism would be filled with issues.

With It Takes a Family, “we went through the book to see if it had any ‘gotcha’ lines,” recalls Santorum. “The media loves to take a small part of a book only to twist and turn it around."

"Justifying the killing of newborn babies is deeply troubling, but just as striking is his rigid adherence to doctrinaire liberalism. Apparently, the "audacity of hope" is limited only to those babies born at full term and beyond."

Posted on Thu, Feb. 28, 2008
The Elephant in the Room: Obama: A harsh ideologue hidden by a feel-good image
By Rick Santorum

'sleeping with' [Kathryn Jean Lopez]

I've always hated that euphemism for sex (though it probably appropriately reflects the lack of seriousness with which we treat the whole endeavor). Especially so when we're talking about rape.

sleeping with rape.

"barf" [Mr. Que]

I always want to barf, after reading that woman's posts.

does anyone use 'sleeping with' to mean 'raping'? ever?

man whenever she writes about sex or marriage or (iiick) manliness, or (mitt romney) all three, the air of virginal desperation is so so powerful

xp only rape defendants ime

and i am on record here in finding the occasional round of "lol k.lo fat" jokes really lame! the poor dear

well i take that back bc she did say women think sex is better when they don't have to think about it. if you think of sex as a painful chore it's not such a great leap anymore

i think they're totally lame but i still lol at them

the great leap onto K.Lo [Mr. Que}

Talk about a painful chore!

i know, right?

well i take that back bc she did say women think sex is better when they don't have to think about it.

^^ only because they are participating in floozy culture with degenerate campus-trained liberal wastrels and not marrying mitt romney don't you see!??!

que stop it!

que stop it! [Mr. Que]

That's what she said!

man whenever she writes about sex or marriage or (iiick) manliness, or (mitt romney) all three, the air of virginal desperation is so so powerful

Yeah, I'm always torn between laughing and feeling sorry for her.

Laughing usually wins though.

i just imagine the serious heavy-hitter asshole dudes (non-goldberg) who post there rolling their damn eyes. can you imagine what an ancient fucking legbreaker like michael ledeen thinks about this woman? christ

i feel like it's gotten worse lately. all of her posts have been like this. maybe she lost the password to her livejournal.

she doesn't really post anything else besides links to other people's articles

unless it's about aborton/sex/marriage

then it's usually just like 1 or 2 lines anyways

<3 que

http://img195.imageshack.us/img195/6815/tricorner.jpg

never forget

that photo is more disgusting than wallogina

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if there was a wallok-lo my computer would get ruined by vomit

we've talked about this, but the worst part is her pale chest--terrifying

http://brownstate.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451be1b69e20105357094dd970c-450wi

also the fact that she has a colonial vagina on top of her head

she looks like sloth from goonies imo

Guys, her blouse is open in a vagina shape.

she looks like this thing from the Dark Crystal

http://toughpigs.com/uploaded_images/aughra-702672.jpg

alfred, i think i know what a vagina looks like

http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o135/Eye_of_Isis/sloth-goonies.jpg

I'm trying to tell you that she reeks of sex.

Love the shadow left behind in the no-man's-land of her unibrow. She must start tweezing at like 4am.

K-Lo Sex Reek [Mr. Que]

o-ho ho! she reeks alright!

http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/154/klowonderwoman0jy.jpg