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easy fast, jews!

Mordy, Sunday, 27 September 2009 21:47 (fourteen years ago) link

more like an easy 24 hours stay at home for me.
i'm not fasting, but i gotta finish this book..

Zeno, Sunday, 27 September 2009 21:53 (fourteen years ago) link

g'mar hativah tova!

quincie, Sunday, 27 September 2009 22:02 (fourteen years ago) link

one month passes...

oy gevalt

one less mouth to feed is one less mouth to feed (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 30 October 2009 17:22 (fourteen years ago) link

Tattoo jew. I could do.

cough syrup in coke cans (Eric H.), Friday, 30 October 2009 17:24 (fourteen years ago) link

some of those tats are pretty sweet

(oh PORRIDGE) (HI DERE), Friday, 30 October 2009 17:25 (fourteen years ago) link

Jorgen101

Why should I care about this? Christians adopted a "fresher" take on their religion and gave the world Stryper, Evanescence, and Creed. Screw religion.
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ronen

A "fresher" take Jorgen101? Yes, how could we forget "Christian freshness" spawned Hitler, the KKK, Southern Baptist lynchings, African American Slave trade, and an entirely beautiful re-versioning that Jesus himself wasn't really Jewish but somehow a blonde-haired, blue eyed Aryan. Thank you for "freshening" up Religion Jorgen101, I'm sure everyone's money donations in the collection bins on Sunday would be greatly appreciated and everyone needs to convert to the "fresher" religion, because we all know through history what happens to those who choose not to convert ;) you're quite the intellect here on this CNN discussion. less
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ronen has some very challenging opinions, should post here

velko, Friday, 30 October 2009 17:53 (fourteen years ago) link

"When I'm on stage screaming, hitting my face with a microphone and pouring beer on my head, at least I'm singing about the Torah," said the 26-year-old founder of PunkTorah, an outreach effort to inspire Jewish spirituality.

UH

quincie, Friday, 30 October 2009 18:22 (fourteen years ago) link

tbh I thought that was awesome

(oh PORRIDGE) (HI DERE), Friday, 30 October 2009 18:23 (fourteen years ago) link

These Internet and media savvy Jews are behind what Ari Wallach, a 34-year-old social entrepreneur and consultant in New York, likes to call "Judaism 2.0."

OY VEY

quincie, Friday, 30 October 2009 18:23 (fourteen years ago) link

Maybe we should change thread title.

quincie, Friday, 30 October 2009 18:24 (fourteen years ago) link

Oy. I know some of the people involved with this, but I wasn't sure what it was till now.

Mordy, Friday, 30 October 2009 19:46 (fourteen years ago) link

Why should I care about this? Christians adopted a "fresher" take on their religion and gave the world Stryper, Evanescence, and Creed. Screw religion.

OTM

amateurist, Friday, 30 October 2009 23:19 (fourteen years ago) link

"judaism 2.0"

somehow i feel like we've been though more than just one version in the last several thousand years. more like judaism 1,769.0.

amateurist, Friday, 30 October 2009 23:21 (fourteen years ago) link

I wish there was some kind of reasonable middle ground between being a hidebound traditionalist and a tattooed idiot blogger

one less mouth to feed is one less mouth to feed (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 30 October 2009 23:23 (fourteen years ago) link

it's called indifference. been working for me.

amateurist, Friday, 30 October 2009 23:24 (fourteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

http://www.jewcy.com/files/imagecache/img-carousel/files/camploljewz.jpg

loljews

quincie, Monday, 16 November 2009 21:06 (fourteen years ago) link

two months pass...

http://images.magnetmail.net/images/clients/SIXTHANDI/hamentaschennewsletter.jpg

Purim, bitchez!

quincie, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 16:39 (fourteen years ago) link

drunkenness!

The Tommy Westphall Universe Hypothesis (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 16:41 (fourteen years ago) link

And, according to the above image, vaginas!

quincie, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 16:43 (fourteen years ago) link

Ha. Not till February 28th, right?

curmudgeon, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 19:46 (fourteen years ago) link

Correct. But it never to early for hamantachen (sp?) vaginas, really.

quincie, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 19:47 (fourteen years ago) link

I have hamantaschen earrings.

tokyo rosemary, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 00:10 (fourteen years ago) link

Awesome.

So rapper/singer/tv actor Drake's Mom is Jewish and he had a Bar Mitzvah though he didn't go to Hebrew School. He is interviewed here by an annoying interviewer (some ugly Youtube comments included)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJJrvgYPXSo

curmudgeon, Monday, 15 February 2010 21:30 (fourteen years ago) link

Or do we have a separate "Wow, He's Jewish" thread where us Jews express joy or shame!

curmudgeon, Tuesday, 16 February 2010 17:12 (fourteen years ago) link

how do you have a bar mitzvah without going to Hebrew school...? did he just "wing it" through the torah portion or what?

Wrinkles, I'll see you on the other side (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 16 February 2010 17:18 (fourteen years ago) link

Might've had a party but didn't read from the Torah.

Mordy, Tuesday, 16 February 2010 17:22 (fourteen years ago) link

My son says he just skipped class alot but that he worked with a tutor so as to read from the Torah.

curmudgeon, Tuesday, 16 February 2010 18:03 (fourteen years ago) link

Oh, yeah. I didn't learn to lein from school. I learnt from one of the torah readers from my shul

Mordy, Tuesday, 16 February 2010 18:05 (fourteen years ago) link

I cried in Hebrew class the other week. Felt like a real Jew!

quincie, Tuesday, 16 February 2010 18:09 (fourteen years ago) link

Crying made you feel like a real Jew?

Mordy, Tuesday, 16 February 2010 18:09 (fourteen years ago) link

I watched A Serious Man and man did that make me feel like a real jew

Wrinkles, I'll see you on the other side (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 16 February 2010 18:19 (fourteen years ago) link

Jew even

Wrinkles, I'll see you on the other side (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 16 February 2010 18:19 (fourteen years ago) link

Having a Hebrew school meltdown seemed like a Jewish rite of passage, is all.

quincie, Tuesday, 16 February 2010 18:33 (fourteen years ago) link

WHY U SO HARD TO LEARN, HEBREW?

quincie, Tuesday, 16 February 2010 18:34 (fourteen years ago) link

Wait till you try to read it without the vowels. You might need a straight jacket then.

curmudgeon, Tuesday, 16 February 2010 19:35 (fourteen years ago) link

God... 6 years of hebrew school and all I got was an ability to kind of read - but not understand - hebrew, which I'll never have a use for*

*Actually, when I worked at a library archive last year, I was able to match transliterated titles to the original ones instead of checking the book's call number, but that's it.

EDB, Tuesday, 16 February 2010 21:38 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah it is weird that I was basically taught how to read (ie pronounce) a written language but have absolutely no clue what any given words mean or how the language is even structured

Wrinkles, I'll see you on the other side (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 16 February 2010 21:40 (fourteen years ago) link

one month passes...

Hey Jews! I'm going to the Kosher Mart later today--what sorts of Pesach-y stuff should I get?

Also, I would like to repost this:

Hey Jews I wrote a little passover ditty, sung to the chorus of "Eye of the Tiger":

It's the
Bread of affliction
It's the bread of the Jews
Risen bread--it's not kosher during Pe-sach
And my boss--says "be careful! It is con-sti-pa-ting"
I-don't-care-I-just-ate-sev-en sheeeeeeeeeets
Of the mat-zah

― quincie, Sunday, April 12, 2009 9:44 PM (11 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

quincie, Tuesday, 23 March 2010 14:16 (fourteen years ago) link

haven't we suffered enough

for me to chilt on (bnw), Tuesday, 23 March 2010 14:30 (fourteen years ago) link

gluttons for suffering

quincie, Tuesday, 23 March 2010 14:33 (fourteen years ago) link

i love quincie's jew fetish

shite new answers (cutty), Tuesday, 23 March 2010 14:39 (fourteen years ago) link

srsly I am like 110% more into jews than I am into anything else, including bacon

quincie, Tuesday, 23 March 2010 15:16 (fourteen years ago) link

omg I just learned from the WS thread that rashida jones is jewish! This is exciting news!

quincie, Tuesday, 23 March 2010 15:20 (fourteen years ago) link

get into the jews
girl you got to prove
you're a first rate heeeeeeeb, yeah

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 23 March 2010 15:21 (fourteen years ago) link

^^^^^ <3 this man, even though he isn't jewish.

quincie, Tuesday, 23 March 2010 15:24 (fourteen years ago) link

Awwww, how sweet. Is he gonna make matzaball soup for you?

curmudgeon, Tuesday, 23 March 2010 20:55 (fourteen years ago) link

Hey, quincie, I heard on the radio this morning that some lipsticks might not be kosher for Passover.

tokyo rosemary, Tuesday, 23 March 2010 23:51 (fourteen years ago) link

For Passover candy, I like the Joyva Marshmallow Twists. Or the fruit slices.

tokyo rosemary, Tuesday, 23 March 2010 23:55 (fourteen years ago) link

I am going to make matzah ball soup next week, though in a kitchen full of chametz.

I have THREE types of matzah at the ready. Need ideas for what to eat it with.

quincie, Wednesday, 24 March 2010 13:44 (fourteen years ago) link


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