c/d: paris hilton

OOH BURN PWN3D BY PAR1S SO TOTALLY TOLD WHAT AN AWESOME POINT SHE HAS THERE ABOUT HOW THERE'S BETTER STUFF TO PAY ATTENTION TO

PARIS OTM LOLZ

photo looks like it's winking at me.

"I must also say that when people pay attention to the other stuff I do like the tv series or going to lots of PARTIES lol, then it is totally appropriate to dig that as a little relief from the Iraq war and all that. Nothing wrong with a little escapism. But escapism that's actually laughing at me, no, totally uncool. The media should only focus on me when it's cool with me, k thx bye."

so funny: i was at my hairdresser's this morning, and i got involved in a little coffee talk re: Paris. which isn't really that odd, but it was like talking about the same stuff as on this thread. which also isn't that odd - i guess it's just kind of hilarious how pervasive her existence is in everyday interaction. like the winter weather, she has absolutely become a means of relating to other people.

This is by far the hardest thing I have ever done.

HELLO no fuckin shit, lady.

also j0hn otm x10

so funny: i was at my hairdresser's this morning, and i got involved in a little coffee talk re: Paris. which isn't really that odd, but it was like talking about the same stuff as on this thread. which also isn't that odd - i guess it's just kind of hilarious how pervasive her existence is in everyday interaction. like the winter weather, she has absolutely become a means of relating to other people.

-- Surmounter, Sunday, June 10, 2007 3:35 PM (40 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

people, irl, talking about the same shit as folks on the internet.

whatever next?

lol i know it's true, but it's funny cuz it's so intellectualized here - it feels odd taking part in such conversation at a hole-in-the-wall hairdresser's.

cuz we did get past the "oh GOD, i can't believe they let her out" thing, which seems to the usual interaction i have re: Paris

again i think it's her sheer pervasion, if nothing else about her, that warrants credit.

it's like how you have to credit the actor who plays the character in the movie that really, really agitates you. at the very least, you have a reaction to the character that you have to deal with, something with which to entertain yourself. this thread has interruped many a moment in my day-to-day existence, to my own detriment, but that speaks to the base power of Paris Hilton. of course, most of her power is due to money, but just as much of it seems to result from the perception that she has not made the most of it. this sense of wasted opportunity renders her even more powerful sociologically, because it is challenging and omnipresent.

See also: Britney Spears

this thread has interruped many a moment in my day-to-day existence, to my own detriment, but that speaks to the base power of Paris Hilton.

come on dude, I mean I waste all my time on ILX too but that doesn't speak to the base power of LOL80's or anything

http://johngushue.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/bob_dylan_like_a_rolling_stone_45.jpg

lol

I actually can't believe this is true, but apparently recent studies have consistently concluded that the death penalty actually is a deterrent.

DEATH TO PARIS

ROME YOU ARE NEXT

paris says "going forward"???

the # of executions v. murders in this country over time surely can't be statistically significant enough to make such a prediction and call it accurate or conclusive

Yeah Tom, I tend to think you're right about that. I haven't looked at the studies and probably wouldn't be qualified to judge them. But it seems damned odd to me that somebody can conclude that each person executed deters between 3 and 18(!) murders based on the tiny number of executions per year.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070611/ap_en_ot/paris_hilton

haha, that's pretty adorable.

oh, parispaws

9/11 paris going to jail was supposed to be the belated end to the frivolous & ironic 1990s paris

Who knew Paris could act, eh? Also I wonder where she found god.
x-post

this is really getting weird. everyone knows their part in this script and are following it well. you get the feeling that paris is saying all that because that's simply what one DOES following this sort of experience. is there any real person in there? or anywhere!?! i need to lie down....

Well she's advised to say things. Bush gets defended because he's a man of god by so many people so why not Paris.

i think she is a dumb girl pretending to be dumb

-- estela (estelaisale...), January 23rd, 2006 3:02 AM. (estela) (link)

(Someone photoshop Paris reading the bible)

yeah i should take a deep breath. i just had a vision of a future where we're sold this redemption narrative of paris hilton and she is looked up to as a activist and do-gooder...because dont we just love those kinds of stories?

xpost better yet, nailed to a cross

giving jesus a bj

jesus wept

As noted above.

because you've spent the past 48 hours thinking hey, I really need to know what CHRISTOPHER HITCHENS thinks about all this

^^^ Warning: reading the above is about as creepy / unnecessary / mindboggling as, I dunno, walking in on your mom having sex with Christopher Hitchens

DUDE NO EW

contains description / analysis of Christopher Hitchens watching Paris Hilton sex tape

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I was about to say... he seems very preoccupied by the aspects of Paris that bother me the least.

ugh damn you nabisco

ha I kind of liked it. hitchens sure hates the people.

hey you, yeah, the hoi polloi. the bits of me that resemble you make me SICK TO DEATH and I would NOT SHED A SINGLE TEAR were the entire race to be wiped out by a terrible illness or perhaps a bomb.

Fuck God, fuck the newspaper, why do I have to put up with all this shit from everyone, I just want a fucking drink.

hey you, "hoi" means "the" in greek, so you just said "the the people," but maybe you meant that.

just make sure you call him "Chris" from now on