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Thanks, both. Back to usual display now.

Bob Six (bobbysix), Monday, 15 January 2007 08:40 (nineteen years ago)

Okay, this is an ongoing issue:
Spontaneously, my computer will freeze and I get THIS screen:
http://web.joespub.com/caltool/nicemedia/images/uhoh.JPG
This happens about once every two or three days; if I just restart, it loads easily and seemingly without any issues.
I've gone into bios and disabled caching, but then it won't load the OS.
Additional weird thing: occasionally, and often before blue screening, the computer will spontaneously mute.
Other than that, no problems.
Suggestions? What the hell is going on here?

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 00:23 (nineteen years ago)

http://support.microsoft.com/kb/329284/en-us

Might be a cooling issue, some guy talks about it here -

http://directron.infopop.net/2/OpenTopic?a=emf&s=476097824&f=286097824&m=8051037411&p=1

svend (svend), Tuesday, 16 January 2007 01:50 (nineteen years ago)

Thanks; I've made a little more room behind the tower to let it breathe and it hasn't happened since.
Let's see if that's the issue.

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Thursday, 18 January 2007 07:40 (nineteen years ago)

Okay, here's my question. I have an iBook and use Firefox for web browsing. Lately, when I've accessed ILE and a couple of other websites, my scroll function on the trackpad goes bananas for a few minutes, then calms down again. Using one finger on the trackpad scrolls the whole screen, and I can't move the cursor around the screen at all. Then after a bit it settles down. I know people will say "use a different browser", but I use Firefox for everything else...

accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Friday, 19 January 2007 09:56 (nineteen years ago)

that sounds like the behaviour that happens if you the click middle button - the cursor goes circular and tiny mouse movements scroll the screen in all directions. how do you emulate middle button on your trackpad? (do mac's even have the concept of middle buttons?)

My Koogy Weighs A Ton (koogs), Friday, 19 January 2007 11:09 (nineteen years ago)

If your left hand accidentally resting on the control key?

Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Friday, 19 January 2007 11:33 (nineteen years ago)

Forks, I was having big cooling issues and I ended up opening up the tower and hoovering out all the dust that had accumulated inside. Worked a treat.

=== temporary username === (Mark C), Friday, 19 January 2007 11:34 (nineteen years ago)

Koogs and Tracer, no, it's not either of those things. Macs don't have middle buttons, and my hand behaviour on ILE is the same as elsewhere (MISSUS), plus, in demonstrating to the Mister, I have held all but the one finger way up in the air and it still does it.

I am at a loss.

accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Friday, 19 January 2007 13:16 (nineteen years ago)

My advice would be to hook up a mouse, but mainly because I just hate trackpads.

do i have to draw you a diaphragm (Rock Hardy), Friday, 19 January 2007 14:49 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, you're right. But mouse on lap does not work so well, and I do use my latop on my lap a lot. I suppose I will do what I always do with computers: work around the problem till it's time to upgrade.

accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Friday, 19 January 2007 16:43 (nineteen years ago)

See if you go to about:config in Firefox and type in "scroll" to the search box, do any lines turn up in bold?

stet (stet), Friday, 19 January 2007 16:48 (nineteen years ago)

OK question. if you install something on a Mac and you want to uninstall it, do you do anything but throw out the icon?

i feel like that's too simple

surmounter (rra123), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 15:52 (nineteen years ago)

in Excel (windows) is there a way to make paste special >> text the default for paste? like, why would I want info copied from somewhere to have its own fuckass formatting and not the one the xls already has?? unbelievable.

geoff (gcannon), Thursday, 25 January 2007 00:46 (nineteen years ago)

See if you go to about:config in Firefox and type in "scroll" to the search box, do any lines turn up in bold?

Oh, I had no success with this either, but now the whole iBook makes a kind of clicking noise when I type, so I'm guessing I have a hardware problem. Sigh.

accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Thursday, 25 January 2007 07:55 (nineteen years ago)

OK question. if you install something on a Mac and you want to uninstall it, do you do anything but throw out the icon?

Assuming by "the icon" you mean "the application", yes that's really it.

Unless you want to purge the configuration files it created for your user, which is really unnecessary if all that happened was you tried it and didn't like it. Sometimes you need to do this when you want to reinstall the app from a clean slate though. You can do it by searching Library in your home folder for files with the same name as the app (you'll probably find things in Application Support and Preferences), or you can just use, e.g. http://appzapper.com/ (but you'll need to pay $18 for that, which is beyond the means of someone who can't tip without "breaking the bank").

caek (caek), Thursday, 25 January 2007 09:07 (nineteen years ago)

http://reggie.ashworth.googlepages.com/appdelete may be preferable to AppZapper.

caek (caek), Friday, 26 January 2007 15:33 (nineteen years ago)

What's faster, a new Windows 98 based computer, using IE and Winamp, or a new Mac, using Safari and ITunes?

def zep (calstars), Saturday, 27 January 2007 20:34 (nineteen years ago)

Because of its lower coefficient of drag, the Windows 98 based computer would be faster in achieving maximum descent velocity if, as you should, you dropped it from a very high place.

M. V. (M.V.), Saturday, 27 January 2007 20:40 (nineteen years ago)

Ok, I have this recurring problem with my computer. It won't play sounds. Every time I open itunes it shows a message error that says : "audio/video playback may not operate properly".

I checked in control panel stuff and there is no exclamation mark next to anything related to sound. I have found a way to fix it, I uninstall the drivers for audio and restart the computer and it works fine. But, I was wondering if there was any way to fix that, because it is a bit annoying having to restart the comp everytime I wanna listen to music.

Jibé (Jibé), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 10:08 (nineteen years ago)

Not really a "problem" but a strange thing - can anyone tell me if there's any "go immediately to standby RIGHT NOW, don't ask yes/no" shortcut keys existing on Windows XP? My computer keeps going into standby mode, I swear it has done this when I haven't even been typing and it's baffling!

It also randomly brings up the calculator!

I've googled for such shortcuts or key combinations I could be unknowingly hitting but nothing has come up.

Do you guys have any idea? I just got a new computer approx 2 weeks ago and have had this problem with the old one AND the new one from the start so I think a virus is out of the question...

Bhumibol Adulyadej (Lucretia My Reflection), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 10:13 (nineteen years ago)

Shonky electricity?

Ed (dali), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 10:14 (nineteen years ago)

Doesn't happen to anyone else in my office but it could be my power point... but that wouldn't explain the calculator pop up??

SO confused!

Bhumibol Adulyadej (Lucretia My Reflection), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 10:37 (nineteen years ago)

I wondered if there was anything like that thing on linux that tracks the last processes you run? Can't remember what it was called - but if there is a thing for Windows perhaps that might say something that could be decoded to "you are pressing the wrong buttons"?!

Bhumibol Adulyadej (Lucretia My Reflection), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 10:38 (nineteen years ago)

Is your office desktopped? i.e can you log in anywhere and get your stuff? Because that could have transferred some nefarious software around.

Ed (dali), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 10:39 (nineteen years ago)

settings->control panel->administrative tools->event viewer will show you if anything untoward happened prior to the shutdown

ledge (ledge), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 10:41 (nineteen years ago)

Sorry Ed nope - I managed to check my email externally once... and I did that from logging in 'here' if you see what I mean. I could, but I haven't.

Ledge - I'll look at that next time it happens - which 'event' is best to check? application/security/system? Or just try all of 'em?

Bhumibol Adulyadej (Lucretia My Reflection), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 11:04 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, just try 'em all.

ledge (ledge), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 11:09 (nineteen years ago)

ARGH it's done it again - nothing! Under security settings it says logon/logoff event, success A but nothing else.

I can only conclude my desk is haunted.

Bhumibol Adulyadej (Lucretia My Reflection), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 14:50 (nineteen years ago)

Yo Sarah,

Daft question, but I take it it's not a laptop running out of batteries. If not, do you have the option set up in Control Panel->Power Options, then 'Power Schemes' tab, to perform a system standby any time other than 'never' (see the bottom drop down).

KeefW (kmw), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 14:55 (nineteen years ago)

a couple of other thoughts:

overheating?

whenever I'm running a game in fullscreen mode, if there's a desktop event, like an irritating freebie virus scanner popping up an "upgrade me now!!!" alert box, then that can cause an uninitiated reboot. I've no idea why so i've just tried to stop such events from happening.

ledge (ledge), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 14:58 (nineteen years ago)

is there a non-rubbish way to

SCAN IN PRINTED TEXT

and have it MAGICALLY CONVERTED

into

TEXT YOU CAN EDIT?

the original hauntology blogging crew (Enrique), Friday, 2 February 2007 12:02 (nineteen years ago)

Enrique, google 'OCR'

Ed (dali), Friday, 2 February 2007 12:03 (nineteen years ago)

we use Omnipage for OCR I think.

Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 2 February 2007 13:21 (nineteen years ago)

muchos gracias

the original hauntology blogging crew (Enrique), Friday, 2 February 2007 13:28 (nineteen years ago)

WHERE DO YOU YANKS KEEP YOUR # KEY? Editplus keeps on switching my keyboard to US layout (I assume it's US - @ above the 2 and " above the ') and my hash has been replaced by backslash. Any tips for getting Editplus to switch back also appreciated.

ledge (ledge), Friday, 2 February 2007 15:41 (nineteen years ago)

Shift 3 where we keep our £ key

Ed (dali), Friday, 2 February 2007 15:41 (nineteen years ago)

lovely

ledge (ledge), Friday, 2 February 2007 15:48 (nineteen years ago)

One of my servers will randomly switch virtual terminal sessions (running in the "screen" program over PuTTY) to the american keyboard layout. It is very annoying, when I try to type " and get @ instead, and then can't work out where my | is.

Forest Pines (ForestPines), Friday, 2 February 2007 16:15 (nineteen years ago)

this is not really a computer question but a question about the implementation of iso 8601 in the w3c recommendation for xml schema. it is a very simple question, but i can't make heads or tails of it.

"ISO 8601 describes several formats to define date, times, periods, and recurring dates, with different levels of precision and indetermination. After many discussions, W3C XML Schema selected a subset of these formats and created a primitive datatype for each format that is supported.

The indeterminacy allowed in some of these formats adds a lot of difficulty, especially when comparisons or arithmetic are involved. For instance, it is possible to define a point in time without specifying the time zone, which is then considered undetermined. This undetermined time zone is identical all over the document (and between the schema and the instance documents) and it's not an issue to compare two datetimes without a time zone. The problem arises when you need to compare two points in time, one with a time zone and the other without. The result of this comparison will be undetermined if these values are too close, since one of them may be between -13 hours and +12 hours of Coordinated Universal Time (UTC)."

from XML Schema by Eric van der Vlist. why is it a problem specifically for that range? does exactly one time need not to have a time zone? how close do the times need to be? can someone come up with an example illustrating exactly what the problem is? obviously if one time is not timezoned, the comparison will be indeterminate, but i have a feeling he means something else, or that there are other conditions that i'm just not seeing and this has been bugging me for two days and i have no one to ask or the people i ask don't answer so if you could i would love you so ilx thank you

youn (youn), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 03:25 (nineteen years ago)

I think that all that's being said is that if you compare two date/times in a document with no time zones, against a document with time zones (or even in the same document), then if the dates/times are close to each other (i.e. within half a day) then the result is going to be so (potentially) inaccurate for it to be no use to you.

Obviously, if you compare 1st Jan 1963 00:00 with 8th Nov 1997 13:00, then for most purposes, the error caused by not having a time zone is pretty minimal.

It perhaps depends on why you think this is an issue, Youn... Why would it cause you problems? Are you sending documents across time zones?

KeefW (kmw), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 09:01 (nineteen years ago)

It's only a problem within that range because by "a point in time" he means a date and time.

For example, if you have the timestamp: Feb 7th 2007, 13:00 EST, and the timestamp Feb 7th 2007, 13:00 (with no zone specified), then obviously you can't tell which is earlier (or if they are equal). On the other hand, the timestamp Feb 5th 2007, 13:00 (no zone again) is always going to be earlier than the first one, because the two points are too far apart for specifying the timezone to make any difference.

In the context of XML it's not a problem if neither timestamp has a zone, because all timestamps without zones should behave as if they're all in the same time zone - this is what "this undetermined time zone is identical all over the document" means.

(xpost)

Forest Pines (ForestPines), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 09:02 (nineteen years ago)

Firefox has started freezing for about half a second, every 20 seconds or so. I thought I was imagining it first, but it's definitely there. Clues? Updates turned off, no third party extensions running.

I don't know whether to play the trumpet, read a book or be a lesbian. (aldo_cow, Wednesday, 7 February 2007 09:06 (nineteen years ago)

Does it only happen when you've got specific sites open?

Forest Pines (ForestPines), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 09:08 (nineteen years ago)

No, any of them. Started about a week and a half ago.

It's obviously just a FF problem, since it doesn't affect any other apps and the cursor is still free to move - it just won't change to a finger or whatever at the right time, or register a click immediately, or pause as text input is going in, or whatever I'm trying to to do. It's sounds like it's trying to check something, hence why I turned the other stuff off even though it wasn't causing a problem before.

I don't know whether to play the trumpet, read a book or be a lesbian. (aldo_cow, Wednesday, 7 February 2007 09:13 (nineteen years ago)

A PHP problem. Why am I suddenly getting the error

Warning: mysqli_fetch_row() expects parameter 1 to be mysqli_result, boolean given

for

$rs = mysqli_query($db, $query);
while ($i = mysqli_fetch_row($rs))
{

... (error given on the whileline)... this was running fine a couple of days ago, and is also identical to error-free code elsewhere.

ledge (ledge), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 23:19 (nineteen years ago)

oh never mind, the sql query was messed up, i am idiot.

ledge (ledge), Wednesday, 7 February 2007 23:34 (nineteen years ago)

two weeks pass...
ok, so. i have a maxtor 1gb hard drive. it is formatted to ntfs and has about 450 gigs of stuff on it. i've recently switched to mac, but i can't write anything to this hard drive because it's not formatted as hfs.

my question: is it possible to create a 500 gig partition on the drive in hfs that exists concurrently with the ntfs portion, then move all the stuff from the ntfs disk over, and then wipe out the ntfs portion of the drive completely, thereby converting the entire thing to hfs? or would that be too convenient?

^@^, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 10:56 (nineteen years ago)

Yes, if you have a copy of Partition Magic to do it with (and a machine that will run Partition Magic to plug the disk into, of course)

Forest Pines, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 10:59 (nineteen years ago)

lol @ "partition magic"

(thanks fp.)

^@^, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 11:02 (nineteen years ago)


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