Come anticipate "The Dark Knight Rises" with *BATSPOILERS*

maybe they'd make the riddler another rich high tech playboy dude but instead of an insane vigilante he's a goofball who steals stuff, i'd be into that

― goole, Friday, 24 July 2009 16:24 Bookmark

This could be really cool, and it would be a different twist on the "how good are Gotham's people really" theme - now testing whether their fascination with Batman has more to do with the fact that he fights crime or the fact that he's freaky and exotic. Fabulous, winking, quipping playboy Riddler, while robbing banks and so on, ends up being more popular than Batman!

(Could also take the opportunity to talk about the shit economy, people being fed up with fat cats = guy who robs banks is a kind of folk-heroic Robin Hood.)

Also kind of like the Die Hard 3 idea, just as a way of making the riddles less inexplicable...

The real challenge of course is the pressure to do another "serious" film after #2, but having not so many pressing issues left to cover that fit well under the Bat umbrella. TDK kind of covered most of the really interesting ground, it's gonna be hard not to just descend into the mythos and tell internally interesting but globally uncompelling stories with the characters.

http://nooneknowswhatitslike.ytmnd.com/

Sure this further ruined the song for me and I'll never unhear it, but it's not like I was gonna listen to "Who's Next" again anyway, right?

what a disaster for the who

and what a coup for internet memes.

Hardly any real detail here but:

While Nolan completes that Leonardo DiCaprio-starrer for a July 16th release, he's also hatched an idea for Warner Bros' third Batman installment. Now his brother and frequent collaborator Jonah Nolan, and David Goyer who co-wrote Batman Begins and penned the story for The Dark Knight, are off scripting it.

Still hoping for Riddler or Anarky, would accept Solomon Grundy or Victor Zsasz (maybe Mad Hatter or Clayface)

pretty sure that nolan's batman deserves a day-lewis villain

haha playing arkham asylum has made me totally ok w/riddler being the main dude. actually i'll even take harley quinn as an option.

if i have to watch gyllenhal in a catsuit act poorly i will be very angry

he was planning on a DeLouise villain until last May (xpost)

if i have to watch gyllenhal in a catsuit act poorly i will be very angry

What if it was Jake?

i'll be angry if i have to watch gyllenhaal act poorly in another one of these movies period. stay dead!

Zsasz would be awesome, but I can't imagine a studio going for it. That's next-level dark even for Nolan's franchise.

just glanced at the wiki entry for the zsasz character. yikes! that is dark. i guess it would allow the two-villain theme to continue (zsasz and penguin).

Could live with Eckhart having some further involvement; don't get why TwoFace was meant to be any more dead than Batman was after they both fell off the same thing

twoface obviously in arkham at end of TDK?

haha ok so if they use zsasz, would they have to keep him cast and played by the lead singer of James? because that would be pretty funny.

god I hope so

He later breaks out of Arkham to kill the doctor where the other doctor frantically calls her to warn her but is interrupted by Zsasz knocking on the door and the doctor going to answer the door the fate of the doctor in unknown but most likely killed by Zsasz.

great wikipedia moment

LOL

sounds like a hyperventilating 13-year-old trying to describe his favourite video game

plz let that be repruposed into actual dialog in the movie

narration

in scary batman voice

someone explain to me why nolan has an english accent and his brother an american accent.

pretension

not all twins are identical

also sorry but whole batman movie thing is so fucking boring. character is dead.

http://daisyfae.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/youre-totally-shitting-me.jpg

YOU DID NOT

Could live with Eckhart having some further involvement; don't get why TwoFace was meant to be any more dead than Batman was after they both fell off the same thing

― MPx4A, Tuesday, February 9, 2010 12:16 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

whether you think it made sense or not, the movie was pretty unambiguous about Dent being dead at the end

i did like the prestige though.

the dark knight had a fuckton of plot holes.

also hate phrase "the dark knight"

batman should be retired for a few decades like captain marvel or something

u just hate it because u want it for yourself xp

and then the one guy was talking about batman to the other guy but then a third guy he was just like "batman is fucking boring. character is dead" and the first guy his head just exploded with the information it was terribly tragic he was dressed so nicely too

I think they should kill off Batman and replace him with a robot Batman and an alien Batman and Batman Jr and the first black Batman.

it's a shame those ray-bans didn't survive the impact

xpost

it's your fault

I think they should kill off Batman and replace him with a robot Batman and an alien Batman and Batman Jr and the first black Batman.

holy lol

all in the same film

directed by todd haynes

"crisis with infinite batmans"

i'm not... (couldn't think of anything)

starring christian bale, the girl from precious, the fat kid from 2.5 men, and all the members of kraftwerk

Alternately...

http://www.adamcarolla.com/ACPBlog/wp-content/gallery/2009-10-21-paul-shaffer/17d-blues_brothers_2000.jpg

this is getting better and better tbh

and michael steele

xpost

HOLY LOL

two and a half batmen

The villain will be called the Hot Prowler.