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haha db i dunno if you have cable, but if you want some real fun turn on M2..."90s Weekend"

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:03 (twenty years ago) link

crazy girls. make my heart. go. boom boom, boom boom boom.

― Rodec (Ronan), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:03 (twenty years ago) link

oh and stop giving me blue balls brian

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:04 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.brownbagmag.com/misc/skasummit/images/MoniquePowell8.JPG

― donut bitch (donut), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:04 (twenty years ago) link

I must say. She has a GREAT mouth.

― Donec & Bixxor (donut), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:05 (twenty years ago) link

Monique Powell vs. Gwen Stefani ROOOOOOOOOWWWWR off!

― donut bitch (donut), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:07 (twenty years ago) link

i am thinking we need to swing this back to a generalized discussion of girls

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:08 (twenty years ago) link

I like peoples girlfriends.

(sorry morality)

― Ronan (Ronan), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:10 (twenty years ago) link

oh thats a sticky wicket

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:11 (twenty years ago) link

(ideally)

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:12 (twenty years ago) link

is this a discussion or a jizz cousin?

― donut bitch (donut), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:14 (twenty years ago) link

(worst attempt at alliteration ever shocker)

― donut bitch (donut), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:14 (twenty years ago) link

wtf omg

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:15 (twenty years ago) link

alliteration?

― jaymc (jaymc), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:16 (twenty years ago) link

well, one way, jess, to improve your chances of meeting girls is to not waste time making a mashup album out of jay-z and, um, guided by voices or something like that, for starters.

― donut bitch (donut), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:17 (twenty years ago) link

see i told you you should have danced with a pole.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:18 (twenty years ago) link

"look! i even put a filter on jay-z's voice to make it sound like he was recorded on four-track cassette, to fuse it with pollard's genius. in fact, i'm starting to appreciate hip hop as a result!" should not be your way to introduce yourself to a girl.

― donut bitch (donut), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:18 (twenty years ago) link

Never slack album in your macking

― Sym (shmuel), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:19 (twenty years ago) link

FEEEEEEEEEELIN ON YOUR BOOTY

― Ronan (Ronan), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:20 (twenty years ago) link

so your saying i should bag my huggy bear/black album mashup?

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:21 (twenty years ago) link

yes, and memorize the lyrics to one of these songs while you stroll your sexy manstuff on the streets... you just have to guess which one.

http://www.batmanrecords.com.au/images/queen.jpg

― donut bitch (donut), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:24 (twenty years ago) link

the way to introduce oneself to a girl is to say "hello darling, I have food everywhere, just like the party was catered".

Obviously.

― Ronan (Ronan), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:25 (twenty years ago) link

"baby ever since the doctor pulled me out of the womb and spanked me i knew we were meant to be together"

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:26 (twenty years ago) link

Then you ask for complete sensory overload sexual depravity.

― donut bitch (donut), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:26 (twenty years ago) link

.. all over the food.

― donut bitch (donut), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:28 (twenty years ago) link

ladies and gentlemen, on the guitar, mr. donnie lyle

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:29 (twenty years ago) link

so should i drink more, or go to bed?

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:48 (twenty years ago) link

both

― rainy (rainy), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:49 (twenty years ago) link

drinking in bed is a bad idea i've found

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:50 (twenty years ago) link

just keep your chin above sheet level

― rainy (rainy), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:52 (twenty years ago) link

I don't think you really found it, jess. It was there when you got to it.

― Tep (ktepi), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:52 (twenty years ago) link

Wait, that's kind of what "found" means! Someone else make the jokes.

― Tep (ktepi), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:55 (twenty years ago) link

tep clearly you're either not drinking enough or too much

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:55 (twenty years ago) link

I'm worried that Cozen may have drowned in the bath.

― rainy (rainy), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:57 (twenty years ago) link

It's all pills, all pills. I'm too scared of hangover pain to risk more than a drink these days.

― Tep (ktepi), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:57 (twenty years ago) link

COZEN! NOOOOO!

― Ronan (Ronan), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:58 (twenty years ago) link

should I change out of my pajamas before I start drinking?

― rainy (rainy), Sunday, 11 April 2004 02:00 (twenty years ago) link

i think i'm just gonna sip on my syrup for a while here

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 11 April 2004 02:00 (twenty years ago) link

change into what? a leopard?

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 11 April 2004 02:01 (twenty years ago) link

That implies rainy is currently her own pajamas, doesn't it?

― Tep (ktepi), Sunday, 11 April 2004 02:02 (twenty years ago) link

are you flirting with me?

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 11 April 2004 02:02 (twenty years ago) link

who, me? Or Tep?

― rainy (rainy), Sunday, 11 April 2004 02:03 (twenty years ago) link

i'm...not sure.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 11 April 2004 02:04 (twenty years ago) link

Well, I know I'm not my pajamas.

― Tep (ktepi), Sunday, 11 April 2004 02:04 (twenty years ago) link

i've hit the "confused ape" stage of this evening

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 11 April 2004 02:05 (twenty years ago) link

But whose back will you pick delicious fleas off?

― Ronan (Ronan), Sunday, 11 April 2004 02:06 (twenty years ago) link

hopefully one that has a vagina but i'm not picky

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 11 April 2004 02:09 (twenty years ago) link

The gorilla has a unimale social system and a polygynous mating system. The basic group is composed of one mature silver-back male (the leader of the group), one subadult or black-back male (about 8 to 12 years old), three adult females, and two to three young (less than 8 years old) (Estes, 1991). Both males and females emigrate from their natal troop (Estes, 1991). When females leave they travel a long distance from their natal troop and either join a lone silver-back male or a group with only a few females (Estes, 1991). Females may emigrate to avoid inbreeding because when she reaches sexual maturity the silver-back male is most likely her father (Stewart and Harcourt, 1987). There is a hierarchy amongst the females within the group, and a female’s rank is passed on to her offspring (Estes, 1991). The female’s rank is based upon when she became a member of the group, so the first female a lone silver-back makes part of his group would be the highest ranking female (Estes, 1991). High rank allows that female and her offspring to be closer to the silver-back male, and this could decrease the risk of predation (Estes, 1991). Grooming occurs between the silver-back and the adult females and the juveniles and the silver-back and between juveniles (Stewart and Harcourt, 1987). Males will only stay in their natal group if they are likely to be able to mate with females (Estes, 1991). This occurs if the silver-back male is old and is ready to die soon, the son will inherit the group (Estes, 1991).

― donut bitch (donut), Sunday, 11 April 2004 02:09 (twenty years ago) link

can people eat gorilla?

― Ronan (Ronan), Sunday, 11 April 2004 02:12 (twenty years ago) link

can people eat gorilla?

The various paraphilias, including oral sex, have been observed among nonhuman primates and other animals.

― j.lu (j.lu), Sunday, 11 April 2004 02:14 (twenty years ago) link

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