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i can't believe i ever put that shit in my mouth.
-- electric sound of jim (electricsoun...), August 4th, 2003. (later)

― Nellie (nellskies), Monday, 4 August 2003 05:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Finally, someone gets revenge on Jim!

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 4 August 2003 06:24 (twenty-two years ago)

waaah

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 4 August 2003 07:31 (twenty-two years ago)

I have been listening to Elephant Man non-stop for like the last three days.

― Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Monday, 4 August 2003 08:36 (twenty-two years ago)

I think I overcreamed my coffee...

-- Sarah McLUsky (x77tigersxu...), August 4th, 2003 7:49 AM. (later)

― NA (Nick A.), Monday, 4 August 2003 11:50 (twenty-two years ago)

i tend to like things simple, although i usually have meat, i dont like it when they overload it with meat and you can't taste anything else

-- Bob Shaw (bob_001...), August 4th, 2003 11:52 AM. (later)

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 4 August 2003 12:33 (twenty-two years ago)

other people's children are the field mice it's ok to have sex to
-- electric sound of jim (electricsoun...), August 5th, 2003 11:27 AM.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 00:36 (twenty-two years ago)

out of context that is quite a bizarre sentence i must admit

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 00:37 (twenty-two years ago)

I'd pay $40 for a T-shirt that said that.

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 00:40 (twenty-two years ago)

"When I was six, I didn't wait for my mom to buy me a violin or a trumpet, I started out right on the garden hose."

-- nickalicious (nza2342...) (webmail), August 7th, 2003 6:47 AM. (nickalicious) (later) (link)

― amateurist (amateurist), Thursday, 7 August 2003 15:50 (twenty-two years ago)

it didnt taste so good though, then it melted on my pants.
-- phil-two (philtw...), August 7th, 2003. (phil-two)

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 7 August 2003 16:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Nick, you are my hero. I wanted to post that last night, but was too lazy to look for the thread.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 7 August 2003 16:24 (twenty-two years ago)

We know it's all goin' down in the center. ;)
-- Texas Sam (dallasdeadgir...), August 7th, 2003. (thatgirl)

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 7 August 2003 17:11 (twenty-two years ago)

I sure hope that wasn't a Carrot Top reference in the original context.

― NA (Nick A.), Thursday, 7 August 2003 17:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Why do I always get that thrust upon me?
-- luna (luna_cee...), August 7th, 2003. (luna.c)

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 7 August 2003 18:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Find that kitty-cat dammit!

-- jewelly (jewelly123...), August 7th, 2003. (later) (link)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 7 August 2003 20:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Did I thank you for the pork?
-- Kim (grims...), August 4th, 2003 5:36 PM

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Friday, 8 August 2003 21:40 (twenty-two years ago)

"didn't do it again till yesterday, then did it four times in a row"
- Texas Sam, in AIM

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Tuesday, 12 August 2003 20:51 (twenty-two years ago)

well obv!!

i totally heart DD

-- mark s (mar...), August 14th, 2003. (later)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 14 August 2003 23:02 (twenty-two years ago)

it was like drinking an orgasm.
-- electric sound of jim (electricsoun...), August 15th, 2003 12:04 AM. (electricsound)

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Friday, 15 August 2003 23:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh fuck that exclamation point in the dot hole!
-- nickalicious

― JuliaA (j_bdules), Saturday, 16 August 2003 01:36 (twenty-two years ago)

I hear Pig Vomit is really good.

-- Kenan Hebert (khebert...) (webmail), August 16th, 2003 6:12 PM. (kenan) (later) (link)

― amateurist (amateurist), Sunday, 17 August 2003 03:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Mmmm, memories of chilling out with my melon during a hot Summer day in NYC on my grandfather's porch when I was 8.....

-- Nichole Graham (britbab...) (webmail), August 18th, 2003 12:02 PM. (Nichole Graham) (later) (link)

― amateurist (amateurist), Monday, 18 August 2003 21:03 (twenty-two years ago)

as much as I've had "Harry Wong" pounded into my head...

-- Texas Sam (dallasdeadgir...), August 22nd, 2003 3:16 PM. (thatgirl)

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 22 August 2003 18:25 (twenty-two years ago)

three weeks pass...

grease, woman! grease!
-- The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylure...), September 18th, 2003 10:20 PM. (lucylurex) (later) (link)

― teeny (teeny), Thursday, 18 September 2003 11:23 (twenty-two years ago)

10 seconds for a banana is about my upper limit! What's to do with it? Just stick it in!

-- N. (nickdastoo...), September 27th, 2003 6:08 AM. (nickdastoor) (later) (link)

― teeny (teeny), Sunday, 28 September 2003 01:01 (twenty-two years ago)

I love you, sweet pervert.

-- Ned Raggett (ne...), September 30th, 2003

― Sir Leee (Leee), Tuesday, 30 September 2003 04:35 (twenty-two years ago)

two months pass...

that ass was directed at dean
-- JaXoN (jaso...), December 5th, 2003 2:32 PM. (JasonD)

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 5 December 2003 20:13 (twenty-two years ago)

We're supposed to get a good 3 to 6 inches.
But I've heard that before . . .
-- felicity (felicityredwel...), December 5th, 2003 4:05 AM. (felicity)

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 03:47 (twenty-two years ago)

trayce that's brilliant.

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 06:13 (twenty-two years ago)

but you gotta love the followup:

Since when is 3 to 6 inches ever GOOD?

-- suzy (theartskooldisk...), December 5th, 2003. (suzy)

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 06:15 (twenty-two years ago)

I think y'all underetimate the intent of those double-entendres. (Removing them from context makes 'em less funny, not more, right?)

― bnw (bnw), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 06:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah I thought after I posted mine that quite possibly felicity was saying it like that on purpose, and I felt a bit silly.

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 06:26 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah, meh.

except its even funnier to imagine that they weren't posted with that intent!

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 07:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Sorry to nitpick. Just wanted to make sure certain posters got proper credit for having their minds in the gutter.

― bnw (bnw), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 08:07 (twenty-two years ago)

I mean WTF IS WRONG WITH A MUPPET EVERY SO OFTEN?!
-- Dale the Titled (cpre...), December 15th, 2003 3:49 PM. (cprek)

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 15 December 2003 20:53 (twenty-two years ago)

one month passes...

All my life I've been working for this. Maybe soon I'll have sex with goths.
-- Llahtuos Kcin (auspiciousfis...), January 21st, 2004.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 15:34 (twenty-two years ago)

I was wondering last night how to get it on. I guess you force your whole body through the small whole at the head?

-- Mary (m), December 2nd, 2003.

― BrianB (BrianB), Wednesday, 21 January 2004 19:45 (twenty-two years ago)

two weeks pass...

nice positioning of the bishop there.

-- teeny (teen...), February 9th, 2004. (later)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 9 February 2004 19:41 (twenty-two years ago)

FOR FUCK'S SAKE WHY DON"T ALL OF YOU LET IT GO?????

-- Dan Perry (djperr...), February 8th, 2004.
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― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Monday, 9 February 2004 20:37 (twenty-two years ago)

The weird thing was that Dan's post initially prompted me to sing Prince to myself.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 9 February 2004 20:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Stop stealing my winky. You don't know how to handle it properly.
-- Ned Raggett (ne...), February 10th, 2004 3:42 PM. (later)

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Tuesday, 10 February 2004 23:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Hahaha Ned did you see my subsequent post?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 23:48 (twenty-two years ago)

It's a beautiful thing, sir.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 10 February 2004 23:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Love,
one of your sex offenders who isn't interested in justifying his selections

-- Joseph McCombs (jmccomb...), February 11th, 2004 8:57 PM. (later)

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 11 February 2004 01:59 (twenty-two years ago)

AIDS?

-- dean! (dea...), February 6th, 2004.

― Aja (aja), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 02:04 (twenty-two years ago)

this is the ILE equivalent of a cassetteboy song

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Wednesday, 11 February 2004 03:04 (twenty-two years ago)

I cannot help being a sucker
-- Geir Hongro (geirhon...), February 12th, 2004.

― omg, Thursday, 12 February 2004 02:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Fart poo pee.
-- Ned Raggett (ne...), February 13th, 2004 9:40 PM. (later)

― the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 13 February 2004 05:44 (twenty-two years ago)

in my mouth they felt huge, but sitting there in my hand they were tiny.

-- chris (cbrassic...)

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Yeah, he was leaning on the tool so hard his hand was shaking.
-- andy (and...)

― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 13 February 2004 16:34 (twenty-two years ago)

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