Worst TV adverts of the moment

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It's on the radio, not telly, but the WE BUY ANY CAR, WE BUY ANY CAR, WE BUY ANY CAR, ANY ANY ANY ANY, WE BUY ANY CAR one.

James Mitchell, Sunday, 13 September 2009 21:25 (sixteen years ago)

Apparently it is a TV ad too:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-yEWZTBQ64

I'm sorry.

James Mitchell, Sunday, 13 September 2009 21:28 (sixteen years ago)

this, especially the WONGA guy who has inspired some remix videos already

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0sJW0LKXeOE

zappi, Sunday, 13 September 2009 21:50 (sixteen years ago)

After watching the Envirophone ad too many times, I have realised you can make any advert better by inserting "...and it's good for the environment!" randomly in it.

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate (aldo), Sunday, 13 September 2009 21:55 (sixteen years ago)

one month passes...

"And always, it has to be Heinz" = GO FUCK YERSELVES. TV equivalent of saying "lock thread" or "end of".

Also reminds of Robert Lindsay being the smuggest smug cunt in the world on those Morrison's adverts a couple of months back, surprised I didn't lay into that shit at the time.

Erol "Bomber" Alkan (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 29 October 2009 11:14 (sixteen years ago)

Really? Don't remember it.

"Power to the People" ?

Mark G, Thursday, 29 October 2009 11:24 (sixteen years ago)

I'm sure (and I'm sure you all know too) that they make crap ads on purpose, just so's standup comedians can use them in their routines and mention the product while doing so.

Child that wants to evacuate his bowels at McCartney's abode, for instance...

Mark G, Thursday, 29 October 2009 11:26 (sixteen years ago)

Lindsay ad was like "I just want fresh fish that costs tuppence and gets served to me by some dude in a Victorian fishmongers outfit tugging his fucking forelock" middle class entitlement horse cobblers

Erol "Bomber" Alkan (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 29 October 2009 11:28 (sixteen years ago)

The ad is very similar to Hammond's "I just want meat", in that they're both pushing supermarket trolleys through the countryside.

a gift from your mind in the form of the perfect beat (snoball), Thursday, 29 October 2009 11:36 (sixteen years ago)

I take it as read that Hammond's gonna reek of smug entitlement tho

Erol "Bomber" Alkan (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 29 October 2009 11:37 (sixteen years ago)

ah right. Good old brane, filtering out the crap just for me..

Mark G, Thursday, 29 October 2009 11:37 (sixteen years ago)

It's the way Lindsay delivers "Is that too much to ask?" in the same voice as the Fast Show "...which was nice" character.

Erol "Bomber" Alkan (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 29 October 2009 11:38 (sixteen years ago)

Worse thing about Hammond ad is his "look" - 40 something geezer still trying to look like he's 20

The Prince's choice: making a brush. (Tom D.), Thursday, 29 October 2009 11:38 (sixteen years ago)

DUDE THAT'S MY WHOLE STEEZ

Erol "Bomber" Alkan (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 29 October 2009 11:39 (sixteen years ago)

We call this "doing a Lovejoy"
http://www.bbc.co.uk/essex/content/images/2009/01/29/lovejoy_cast_470_470x352.jpg

a gift from your mind in the form of the perfect beat (snoball), Thursday, 29 October 2009 11:42 (sixteen years ago)

Nah, Hammond's look is a million times worse

The Prince's choice: making a brush. (Tom D.), Thursday, 29 October 2009 11:45 (sixteen years ago)

Mine too, xpost.

However, Lovejoy "looks like 20" in what way exactly?

Mark G, Thursday, 29 October 2009 11:45 (sixteen years ago)

Mark, you telling me you've got hair like Hammond - that's the worst part

The Prince's choice: making a brush. (Tom D.), Thursday, 29 October 2009 11:46 (sixteen years ago)

trying to look like he's 20...

a gift from your mind in the form of the perfect beat (snoball), Thursday, 29 October 2009 11:46 (sixteen years ago)

...not necessarily succeeding. At all.

a gift from your mind in the form of the perfect beat (snoball), Thursday, 29 October 2009 11:46 (sixteen years ago)

hmm, I'll give you "30" but who looks twenty in that? Citation, or it's untrue...

Mark G, Thursday, 29 October 2009 11:50 (sixteen years ago)

Lovejoy is classic, Hammond dud

The Prince's choice: making a brush. (Tom D.), Thursday, 29 October 2009 11:51 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.keysalive.com/hammond.jpg

Mark G, Thursday, 29 October 2009 12:01 (sixteen years ago)

^ nice legs

The Prince's choice: making a brush. (Tom D.), Thursday, 29 October 2009 12:02 (sixteen years ago)

Mark G posts "shame about the face" in 5...4...3...

Erol "Bomber" Alkan (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 29 October 2009 12:03 (sixteen years ago)

"...shame about the bass... uh, pedals"

The Prince's choice: making a brush. (Tom D.), Thursday, 29 October 2009 12:04 (sixteen years ago)

Not while "The Monks" are the band formed by US stationed army personnel that took raw protopunk formats to the Germans, and not two ex-Stawbs, I don't!

Mark G, Thursday, 29 October 2009 12:11 (sixteen years ago)

shame about the fascia...

a gift from your mind in the form of the perfect beat (snoball), Thursday, 29 October 2009 12:12 (sixteen years ago)

'lovejoy was ace' is the new 40 trying to look 20 btw

you can have this tapdance here for free (darraghmac), Thursday, 29 October 2009 12:14 (sixteen years ago)

We buy any car is the BEST advert of the moment you menkos.

Chewshabadoo, Thursday, 29 October 2009 12:25 (sixteen years ago)

the donk isn't big enough

modescalator (blueski), Thursday, 29 October 2009 12:26 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.media.mit.edu/resenv/classes/MAS963/history/korg_images/korg01doncamatic.gif

a gift from your mind in the form of the perfect beat (snoball), Thursday, 29 October 2009 12:30 (sixteen years ago)

the donk isn't big enough

I will concede, but like Touch'n'Fresh they had to make some smooth out some of the rough edges for the mainstream.

Chewshabadoo, Thursday, 29 October 2009 12:36 (sixteen years ago)

Would you believe I can't find the Touch'n'fresh jungle advert on youtube - anyone care to oblige?

Chewshabadoo, Thursday, 29 October 2009 12:39 (sixteen years ago)

No mention of 'money for gold' on this thread = fail.

fyi vagina (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 29 October 2009 12:51 (sixteen years ago)

Thank YOU! fyi vagina.

Chewshabadoo, Thursday, 29 October 2009 12:52 (sixteen years ago)

Not sure whats better - vox pop numpties or this one with hard-up US celebs:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRVzF9dBl7c

Chewshabadoo, Thursday, 29 October 2009 12:54 (sixteen years ago)

'Cause people out there turn their jewlry into gold

Mark G, Thursday, 29 October 2009 12:58 (sixteen years ago)

I wish someone would use Nico's "We've Got the Gold" in one of these give us yer jewellery adverts

The Prince's choice: making a brush. (Tom D.), Thursday, 29 October 2009 13:05 (sixteen years ago)

It's lucky that Spandau Ballet have reformed, otherwise we'd have the treat of Tony Hadley saying "Send us your gold! (GOLD!!!)"

a gift from your mind in the form of the perfect beat (snoball), Thursday, 29 October 2009 13:21 (sixteen years ago)

I did resist that one, E"B"A...

Mark G, Thursday, 29 October 2009 13:23 (sixteen years ago)

What's the advert where the woman says, "It's so quick and easy..." but every time it sounds EXACTLY like, "It's so frickin' easy..."?

The Prince's choice: making a brush. (Tom D.), Thursday, 29 October 2009 13:24 (sixteen years ago)

New Cadbury Caramel posters are on some next level Furry shit btw.

http://vitalsignsblogging.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/cadburys-caramel-pic.jpg

http://getsiobhanny.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/0_image_903.jpg

That is a rabbit. They are asking their customers to be sexually aroused by a rabbit. What the fuck is wrong with people?

Geir Hypothesis (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 29 October 2009 20:02 (sixteen years ago)

If it's anything like the old ads, it's a rabbit with the voice of Miriam Margolyes.

a gift from your mind in the form of the perfect beat (snoball), Thursday, 29 October 2009 20:05 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjQ5Yw72xtA

a gift from your mind in the form of the perfect beat (snoball), Thursday, 29 October 2009 20:13 (sixteen years ago)

Yeah I know. Running a Furry-bait ad 10 years before the WWW took off is pretty ground-breaking.

Geir Hypothesis (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 29 October 2009 20:14 (sixteen years ago)

It's like that bit in Wayne's World where Garth admits to being turned on by the Bugs Bunny cartoon where Bugs dresses as a woman.

a gift from your mind in the form of the perfect beat (snoball), Thursday, 29 October 2009 20:25 (sixteen years ago)

two months pass...

i thought halifax adverts had reached their nadir with howard. how wrong i was...

koogs, Sunday, 3 January 2010 19:44 (sixteen years ago)

that new one with the "radio station"? I thought I was having some kind of turn, it's utterly grotesque.

Bill A, Sunday, 3 January 2010 20:47 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhBnEV3ElvY

James Mitchell, Tuesday, 5 January 2010 11:06 (sixteen years ago)


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