Chicago: Totally hands-free!!!

omg does my elaborate system of celebrity beauty categorization make me a scientist?

you are a scientist if you seek to understand you

basically, in the olden days, people used to concoct complicated formulas, and from these formulas rose the modern library system. the library of congress is actually kind of a laboratory, with bubbling beakers and foam coming out of the windows from all of the science experiments taking place within its hallowed halls of science.

^^^I like this!

I am doing an MA, not an MFA, on a very slow part time basis, and I also work in a library but I don't have an MLS. My job title includes the word "librarian" though.

hypothesis methods data results conclusion replication

also what A said (beat me to it)

i am a scientist
i am a tree

i'm a genius, a superscientist
the greatest man who has ever lived
it's ridiculous how smart i am
when compared to the average man

http://www.drscience.com/gifs/smugdoc.gif

My bad, Que, I thought you were a FIKSHUN writer.

We are scientists
We do genetics
We leave religion
To the psychos and fanatics

But we are tired
We got nothing to believe in
We are lost
Go tell the women that we’re leaving

(pssst, jaymc, I is a FIKSHUN writa. it's just that my program offers an MA instead of an MFA. . .so my degree will be in fiction, but will have two letters instead of three.)

You will need science to add that third letter.

exactly.

thanks colleettee. when i'm done with the ongoing billing situation that WILL NOT DIE FFS!!!~ASDFASDJKF!!

WHAT DID I JUST DO??

I have a pretty awful data-tabulating project going on. Made most awful by the fact that now I have to organize it in such a way that it makes sense to attorneys at another firm.

Anyway, I am going to the Container Store again soon. I will finally tackle a certain problem I've been having. (not the cat problems)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/232/468236777_7305a83e31_o.gif

haha

whoa. damn.

I really wish I could just go to the Container Store tonight. I don't want to go drinking.

You don't have to drink, y'know.
Just get a soda.

she makes a fine point.

That's absurd.

What I would do: eat a big meal, order a couple rounds of water before anything else, then go easy on the beer.

I am going to try really hard not to get drunk tonight at trivia (have to get up super early tomorrow, for one). I'm thinking a two beer limit.

goddamn slimy carrots

damn you to hell

i just bit into a carrot and it was totally mushy and gross on the inside

i ptouied it into the trash

I hate that, I hate it when that happens.

fucking gross carrots

Speaking of trivia, I'm having dinner with my mom tomorrow. Next week at the Globe instead?

hm. weird. I was just informed that tomorrow I will be aiding with a PowerPoint presentation in front of 500 lawyers. Time to shine the ol' shoes and put on a tie. Seems like a last-minute thing to tell me, though.

Next week sounds fine for trivia.

It's not just the drinking, it's the going out. I don't wanna! I just wanna be home b/c I'm going to be working at the restaurant the next 3 nights and I REALLY want to go to the Cont Store.

perfect night outside at Ravinia nomnomnom

guys science is just the scientific method, really. so, when someone has something down to a "science," it's not because it's an organized system of knowledge, per se, it's because they have, through trial and error, come to some conclusions about the way things work.

^^^^ okay that was insufferable.

i am bored at home.

HAH! You stopped me just before I posted something really snarky. :)

Dropping some science.

OK, Webster's disagrees, but that's cool.

What? Insufferable or not, that definition touches on most of those points except 5, and 3a-b are really close?

I made 7layerdip again tonight.

beans
avocado + lime
crema + taco powder
diced black olives
diced pickled jals
diced roma tomatos
quesadilla cheez
<bake>
cilantro + green onions

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm fatter

You guys didn't post much yesterday, I'm disappointed.

Dan, what scientific discipline would you go to grad school for?

http://media1.suntimes.com/multimedia/18cub09180703_cst_feed_20070918_01_12_55_1741-363-400.imageContent

Welcome back summer! I had already started to miss you.

In honor of new Les Savy Fav album day, their new video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_VGcXmTDFo

Video is kind of annoying but the song is really really good.

I am pumped. I held off on downloading the new album because I knew I would buy it.

It's a pretty good mosh.

I mean the song. I haven't bought the album yet. Maybe at lunch.

Downloading is great but there's something to be said for old-fashioned release date anticipation.

I really wish I had a decent record store out here I could hit up at lunch. The local Borders is horrible about stalking non Top 40 new releases. They have a decent selection, but it usually takes a couple weeks for them to get the indie-type new stuff.