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Not only are people saying Spencer is hot on this thread and others; people have told me that in person. I am burning with curiosity! And am blocked from the Nerve site (at work anyway)...

― Sean (Sean), Friday, 21 February 2003 00:28 (twenty-three years ago)

btw, I haven't used Nerve or Salon personals, but I have met a heap of guys online. All kinds. Nice ones, even. Cute ones too.

― Sean (Sean), Friday, 21 February 2003 00:30 (twenty-three years ago)

this thread reminds of thespark.com's personals. I met some cool/fun people. they were a little sillier than salon/nerve etc. but actually Produced good Matches. It's gone now.

salon/nerve = go-getters

― Aaron A., Friday, 21 February 2003 00:41 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm home now. How do I get on this hot nerve thing? Alternatively, could Spencer, I mean all you hot guys, just post your pictures right here?

― Mary (Mary), Friday, 21 February 2003 02:56 (twenty-three years ago)

for various reasons (I don't want anyone else falling out of their chair etc), I'm just not into posting pictures of myself on this thing...

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 21 February 2003 03:05 (twenty-three years ago)

― Mary (Mary), Friday, 21 February 2003 03:08 (twenty-three years ago)

Mary, you can go to http://www.personals.nerve.com and click on the "search profiles" button. then in the "search by nicknames" field, you can enter any of the profile names mentioned above....

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 21 February 2003 03:33 (twenty-three years ago)

But they want me to join and sign up and stuff :(

― Mary (Mary), Friday, 21 February 2003 03:38 (twenty-three years ago)

whoops, try http://personals.nerve.com

you shouldn't have to join...

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 21 February 2003 03:40 (twenty-three years ago)

even better:
http://personals.nerve.com/personals/search_ads.asp

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 21 February 2003 03:41 (twenty-three years ago)

Awwwwwww thanks Spence! I didn't know you were a Houellebecq fan.

― Mary (Mary), Friday, 21 February 2003 04:06 (twenty-three years ago)

Ha ha, someone else who likes that sex scene in The Night Porter!

― rosemary (rosemary), Friday, 21 February 2003 05:03 (twenty-three years ago)

has this ever happened to you? i took a screenshot the exact moment i saw it. i felt like i'd passed some kind of internet milestone. ex-gf!!

http://members.bellatlantic.net/~vze3237g/images/ex-gf.gif

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 21 February 2003 05:25 (twenty-three years ago)

He is the morning person strangler. He is TRACER HAND.

― felicity (felicity), Friday, 21 February 2003 05:26 (twenty-three years ago)

i know i was like no way, i wasn't THAT bad!!

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 21 February 2003 05:31 (twenty-three years ago)

i'm not so sure about the not-wanting-to-be-strangled part either btw

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 21 February 2003 05:40 (twenty-three years ago)

too - much - information...

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 21 February 2003 05:49 (twenty-three years ago)

is it?

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 21 February 2003 05:58 (twenty-three years ago)

as for Houellebecq, I thought I posted on your thread Mary, perhaps I was intimidated at that point in my ilx career...

and as for The Night Porter, perhaps it deserves its own thread...

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 21 February 2003 05:59 (twenty-three years ago)

is it?

actually, not for this board. carry on Tracer.

So, did she have a deathwish, or was she just into Death in Vegas?

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 21 February 2003 06:01 (twenty-three years ago)

I nearly answered an ex's pictureless ad. (That was a bullet dodged.)

― bnw (bnw), Friday, 21 February 2003 06:09 (twenty-three years ago)

the tracer hand legend grows

― boxcubed (boxcubed), Friday, 21 February 2003 06:27 (twenty-three years ago)

i'm a mystery wrapped in a sweater inside kevin bacon

ew ew ew

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 21 February 2003 06:51 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh, here's mine: Tigermilking

Anyways, I've only gotten four responses. Before I put up my photo, I got a response from one of my friends who didn't know it was me, and another who DID know it was me and so cleverly sent me a ransom letter style note in the post saying "I KNOW! I KNOW! I KNOW!" with letters cut out from a magazine. I was sort of freaked out for awhile. Bitch.

After I put up my picture, I got one from a high school girl in Michigan, one from a dirty old man who said he wanted to "milk my tiger". But I suppose I was just asking for a response like that.

― phil-two (phil-two), Friday, 21 February 2003 07:48 (twenty-three years ago)

phil-two, before I even read your profile, I thought Chow Yun Fat had joined Ladytron!

also, anyone who thinks that personals are for weirdos and the desperate, just take a look at the featured personals this week. These people are beautiful and/or interesting and/or plain sexy (and representative). However! I have never gone on a date with anyone from this thing.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 21 February 2003 07:57 (twenty-three years ago)

phil-two, before I even read your profile, I thought Chow Yun Fat had joined Ladytron!

Uhhh, something in the back of my mind tells me that I should remember, but still... what the hell are you talking about?

― phil-two (phil-two), Friday, 21 February 2003 08:16 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh, more things about nerve:
my ex-roommate who hasn't been on a date in something like 4 years met a really cute/interesting girl from Nerve, and they've been dating for 6 months. I think they're going to get *married*...

also, a friend had set me up with a guy from jersey city. we had gone on a few dates, and it seemed okay and all... but after the first time we had slept together, he stopped returning phone calls. But I guess I found out it was over when my roommate found that he had just posted an ad on Nerve... asshole. i got DUMPED via nerve.com. like its my fault the sex was bad - he had a cast on his broken arm!! what was i to do? i'm no gymnast.

― phil-two (phil-two), Friday, 21 February 2003 08:24 (twenty-three years ago)

nice Barcelona reference in your profile there

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Friday, 21 February 2003 08:26 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh, come on, Martin, you're the foxiest grey panther in town!

Also, Tracer, did you know Kevin Spacey has a stalker who's a hand tracer? She goes up to him and demands that he let her trace his hand. He offered his feet once but she declined.

― Arthur (Arthur), Friday, 21 February 2003 08:33 (twenty-three years ago)

But it only lets you browse people in the US! I looked, and the only guy even close to a DDB in there lived in LA. Why can't I EVER meet a nice dirty dronerock boy online who doesn't live in bloody California?

― kate, Friday, 21 February 2003 09:50 (twenty-three years ago)

phil-two - from the picture. I think the smiles are similar?

none of the ladies from ILX has even collect-called me yet. oh well.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 21 February 2003 09:51 (twenty-three years ago)

Kate are you sure? must be a bunch in NYC and SF

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 21 February 2003 09:51 (twenty-three years ago)

YES, BUT WHY CAN'T THERE BE ANY IN LONDON?!?!?!?

― kate, Friday, 21 February 2003 09:54 (twenty-three years ago)

Should I take one out? Does it costs money? Can I say "Dirty dronerock girl seeks Fr33 Ja22 Boi to make beautiful music together?"

― kate, Friday, 21 February 2003 10:01 (twenty-three years ago)

It's free, but then you have to pay to contact people ($2?). However, it's free if they contact you first.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 21 February 2003 10:02 (twenty-three years ago)

spencer! thats the nicest thing anyone has ever wrote about me, thank you!

― phil-two (phil-two), Friday, 21 February 2003 11:03 (twenty-three years ago)

Favorite on-screen sex scene:

!!!!

does that not strike anyone else as being quite a.... DEMENTED question?

― g-kit (g-kit), Friday, 21 February 2003 13:42 (twenty-three years ago)

Greg, have you looked at the rest of the nerve site?

― Nicole (Nicole), Friday, 21 February 2003 13:48 (twenty-three years ago)

nope, i take i shouldn't?

― g-kit (g-kit), Friday, 21 February 2003 13:50 (twenty-three years ago)

But they also share the same personals from the Onion and Salon don't they?

― Dave B (daveb), Friday, 21 February 2003 14:00 (twenty-three years ago)

One day my profile is up and the nickalicious already has a response! Wowwee zowwee!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 21 February 2003 15:01 (twenty-three years ago)

"Dirty dronerock girl seeks Fr33 Ja22 Boi to make beautiful music together?"

kate I live in NYC.

― hstencil, Friday, 21 February 2003 15:05 (twenty-three years ago)

Wow, phil-two has one of my favorite movie-scenes EVAH as his favorite-sex-scene-from-a-movie!

*actually still a little stunned to find someone else who's seen Tampopo...what a great flick!*

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 21 February 2003 15:39 (twenty-three years ago)

why does everyone on this site say that the last great book they read is fucking david sedaris?!

― Amateurist (amateurist), Friday, 21 February 2003 19:04 (twenty-three years ago)

oh and the spelling! egads!

― Amateurist (amateurist), Friday, 21 February 2003 19:08 (twenty-three years ago)

David Sedaris must be getting some hellacious paper cuts right about now.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 21 February 2003 19:11 (twenty-three years ago)

Hey, I've never even heard of David Sedaris!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 21 February 2003 19:12 (twenty-three years ago)

Dan your joke was lost on me, please explain.

― Amateurist (amateurist), Friday, 21 February 2003 19:17 (twenty-three years ago)

"why does everyone on this site say that the last great book they read is fucking david sedaris?! "

"David Sedaris must be getting some hellacious paper cuts right about now. "

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 21 February 2003 19:18 (twenty-three years ago)

I totally want to make a fake one and post all the results on here.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 21 February 2003 19:19 (twenty-three years ago)

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