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I can't believe A) I never saw this thread before, and B) nobody anywhere ever mentioned the possibility that "Wayne" might have been the over 21 person who bought all the beer.

― you can email me if you wish to challenge the truth (nickalicious), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 19:45 (nineteen years ago)

nah - what's his face's parents bought the beer.

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 21:02 (nineteen years ago)

aaah... sweet memories... might be my favorite thread ever.

― AleXTC (AleXTC), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 14:10 (nineteen years ago)

one month passes...

http://img419.imageshack.us/img419/4395/earlymz7.jpg

Gonna happen?

― Earwig oh! (Mark C), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 15:10 (nineteen years ago)

esp if the middle girl accidentally spill her drink over her crotch

did you google for "teenage threesome" and find this photo?

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 15:16 (nineteen years ago)

http://diehliniraq.com/v-web/gallery/albums/Diehls-Party/yeah.sized.jpg

Dude is totally on SLSK over there.

― the doaple gonger (nickalicious), Wednesday, 9 August 2006 15:27 (nineteen years ago)

one month passes...

Revive! Just cos it's the greatest thread ever! I spent 2 hours with this!

― paulhw (paulhw), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 23:57 (nineteen years ago)

you spent 2 hours trying to make it happen?

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 09:10 (nineteen years ago)

What, you do it in 5 minutes?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 09:24 (nineteen years ago)

you don't?

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 09:32 (nineteen years ago)

Nah looks lile musicmatch

http://diehliniraq.com/v-web/gallery/albums/Diehls-Party/andy_diehlslaptop.sized.jpg

― Baaderonixx in the year of the locusts (baaderonixx), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 09:40 (nineteen years ago)

My fave after the original

ihttp://diehliniraq.com/v-web/gallery/Diehls-Party/bed_buddies

― Baaderonixx in the year of the locusts (baaderonixx), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 09:42 (nineteen years ago)

After reading this entire thread I have went from having a big crush on ILE to falling madly in love.

Too bad I was only over on ILM back in January.

― grady (grady), Thursday, 28 September 2006 02:21 (nineteen years ago)

aaaah... this was such a great thread... sweet memories... any news from diehl anyway ? still in irak ?

― AleXTC (AleXTC), Thursday, 28 September 2006 10:26 (nineteen years ago)

A NEW PICTURE FROM THE SAME NIGHT!?!

http://myspace-820.vo.llnwd.net/00077/02/81/77011820_l.jpg

in this guy's myspace photos - the one labeled "elephant walk". notice the comment below the picture.... An Extra Nail For Your Coffin referring to the now infamous party in question???!?!?

This is definatly him:

http://diehliniraq.com/v-web/gallery/albums/meagans/hallwayshot.sized.jpg

― grady (grady), Thursday, 28 September 2006 20:57 (nineteen years ago)

From Ryan Diehl's Myspace:

9/18/2006 9:48 AM

HOOTERS tonight? get my number off of bill or call mowbs

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 28 September 2006 21:28 (nineteen years ago)

HOLY SHIT!!!

EVIDENCE THAT "WAYNE LOFTUS" HAS PARTIED WITH THESE GUYS ON MORE THAN ONE OCCASION?!!??!:

http://myspace-886.vo.llnwd.net/00944/68/81/944161886_l.jpg

(on this guy's myspace)

― grady (grady), Thursday, 28 September 2006 21:50 (nineteen years ago)

"After reading this entire thread I have went from having a big crush on ILE to falling madly in love.

Too bad I was only over on ILM back in January.

-- grady (goforgrad...), September 28th, 2006."

If anything tops this its the "roommate having anal sex on my white vinyl couch" thread

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 28 September 2006 21:53 (nineteen years ago)

LOL at this new photo. Is he about to be forced to eat the soggy biscuit?

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Thursday, 28 September 2006 21:54 (nineteen years ago)

Next on the agenda: I expect they'll be having dirty anal sex on my white couch.

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 28 September 2006 21:55 (nineteen years ago)

that's def. him at the bottom and diehl in the upper right.

― grady (grady), Thursday, 28 September 2006 21:57 (nineteen years ago)

yeah that photo has "homoerotic frat hazing ritual" written all over it

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 28 September 2006 22:00 (nineteen years ago)

apparently it was rosy-cheek guy in the center's 21st b-day.

― grady (grady), Thursday, 28 September 2006 22:03 (nineteen years ago)

I bet those weren't the only cheeks that were rosy by the end of the night

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 28 September 2006 22:06 (nineteen years ago)

That photo has got to be post-diehl-in-iraq.

I tried the direct route and messaged diehl asking him if he could tell me who loftus was.

He replied:

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c90/gradygillan/diehl.jpg

I told him i was only interested in who wayne was, but he kind of has a point.

― grady (grady), Thursday, 28 September 2006 22:20 (nineteen years ago)

"kind of"?

― M@tt He1geson: Real Name, No Gimmicks (Matt Helgeson), Thursday, 28 September 2006 22:25 (nineteen years ago)

it's obvious who grady's asking to ilx prom

― mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Thursday, 28 September 2006 22:52 (nineteen years ago)

Best.
Thread.
Evah.

"Stop researching my life" is so perfect.

― don weiner (don weiner), Thursday, 28 September 2006 22:55 (nineteen years ago)

he's right. stop.

― chaki (chaki), Thursday, 28 September 2006 23:09 (nineteen years ago)

"get off the internet"

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Thursday, 28 September 2006 23:25 (nineteen years ago)

why not tell him to give you wayne's email and you'd like, never really care about his boring iraq life again?

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 29 September 2006 01:24 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah no shit, Ryan is just incidental to whether it's gonna happen or not. He's a tiny cog in this mechanism.

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Friday, 29 September 2006 01:26 (nineteen years ago)

grady: salute

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Friday, 29 September 2006 01:34 (nineteen years ago)

I'M IN YR MYSPACE
REASEARCHING YR LIEF

― Jena (JenaP), Friday, 29 September 2006 01:36 (nineteen years ago)

Well, the picture was in the dude's high school living room. I'd think that's a little weird if i were in his shoes.

He's a pretty big sized cog in this mechanism.

I dont really think he's in touch with wayne either. But that photo at the bar gives me hope. Definatley post-iraq, definatley Ryan AND Wayne at same gathering.

Do I start messaging all these people? I feel like we're so close to finding Wayne.

hahaha xp

― grady (grady), Friday, 29 September 2006 01:41 (nineteen years ago)

No, leave them alone. I think Waynes mythology probably has more of a life than he does.

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Friday, 29 September 2006 01:52 (nineteen years ago)

Hey Roxy, the one thing that's bugging me after reading this whole thread is this:

Is your friend who sent you the original picture the guy with the DMusic account? And he found the original one hosted on diehliniraq.com? That DMusic page was a major red herring, but obviously essential to the thread's drama build-up/magic/best-evah-ness.

OK, I just re-read that part and it's clearer to me now. Nevermind.

― grady (grady), Friday, 29 September 2006 01:55 (nineteen years ago)

lamest thread ever

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 29 September 2006 02:06 (nineteen years ago)

http://diehliniraq.com/v-web/gallery/albums/meagans/hallwayshot.sized.jpg

I like the where's-waldo-ness of this picture

― Baaderonixx in the year of the locusts (baaderonixx), Friday, 29 September 2006 07:10 (nineteen years ago)

Holy shit! I didn't realize Wayne was peeking from behind!

This dude is EPIC.

― grady (grady), Friday, 29 September 2006 08:10 (nineteen years ago)

this thread makes me feel dirty.

― teh_kit (g-kit), Friday, 29 September 2006 08:14 (nineteen years ago)

"It is the mystery that lingers and not the resolution."

I think it's better to leave these guys at peace.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 29 September 2006 08:26 (nineteen years ago)

Maybe wayne is bored of being left at peace, Tuomas. Every night he attends a different a party, trying to break out, drinking two beers with two ladies in bed, hanging out with the rugby lads.

Yet, every time, when the enthusiasm dies, only disappointment remains, he's left at peace again, there will be the awkwardness, there will be the cigarette hand covering his face, try as he may to break out, to push with his fatty right palm, there's always a muscular arms with rawk \m/ hand pushing him down.

If you ask me, doing something like that is not showing mercy, do you know the pain of living without a dream? Knowing you're not needed by anyone?

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 29 September 2006 08:53 (nineteen years ago)

Man... that's soooooooo beautiful...

http://www.oldmencrying.com/images/pope.jpeg

(check out the URL & the rest of the site, btw)

― StanM (StanM), Friday, 29 September 2006 09:39 (nineteen years ago)

which URL?

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 29 September 2006 10:16 (nineteen years ago)

(He's sneaking a line in there, I hope you know...)

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 29 September 2006 10:36 (nineteen years ago)

(the url of the picture I posted. xpost)

― StanM (StanM), Friday, 29 September 2006 10:45 (nineteen years ago)